i am quaresma

Chapter 1 I want to time travel to Ronaldo

"Goallllllllllllllllllllllllllll!"

"Cristiano Ronaldo!"

"Goal scored!"

"He finally scored his first goal in Serie A! It took 320 minutes!"

"This day belongs to Ronaldo, this day belongs to Juventus!"

"We seem to have seen the beginning of the legend again!"

Seeing Ronaldo celebrating passionately and the tsunami-like stands of the Allianz Stadium in the picture, Dawei in front of the TV jumped up excitedly, his excitement seemed to be uncontrollable!

This time, those trolls who bad-mouthed Ronaldo's sinking in Serie A have nothing to say!

Maybe he may not like Ronaldo to the bottom of his heart, but Dawei hopes that his legend can continue. This is the so-called feeling.

Well, I seem to be able to sleep well today, and if I can also have a beautiful (chun) dream, that would be even better.

Tossing and turning, tossing and turning, because of the excitement, it seemed difficult to sleep this night.

"1 goal, 2 goals, 3 goals. 2046 goals, 2047 goals."

Not knowing how many goals he had counted, Dawei finally fell asleep in a daze, and really had a dream.

But even in his dreams, he would never have imagined that he had such an absurd dream, and what was even more absurd was that when he woke up, this absurd dream turned into reality.

"I'm sorry, my classmate, because of our mistakes in work, we have caused you to time-travel. This is all caused by the misoperation of temporary workers. Don't worry, we will deal with it seriously!"

In the boundless darkness, a slightly apologetic voice suddenly appeared in Dawei's mind.

Inexplicably, Dawei had no idea what he was talking about.

Subconsciously wanted to reach out and scratch his head, but found that he was just a conscious body now.

At this time, even if you have rough nerves, you should scream to show your respect for the unknown, right?

Dawei couldn't help thinking nonsensically, but before he could take action, the voice sounded again.

"In order to compensate for your loss, we decided to give you the right to choose. Next, you can decide who you will become when you time travel!"

I can become whoever I want to be?
Still have this kind of operation?I don't read much, so don't lie to me!
"Then I want to become a god!" Dawei said without hesitation, even though he still didn't know what happened in front of him.

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The voice fell into a brief silence, and the air seemed to freeze a bit.

"Can you change your request? You are a bit out of line!" After a long time, the voice said quietly, and Dawei could hear a trace of helplessness in his tone.

"That's Iron Man."

"We don't have iron here," the voice seemed even more helpless.

"Where's Superman?"

"We don't have that many underpants here either."

"Spider-Man, it's really not good, and Captain America can barely do it."

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"Well, since Marvel can't do it, then Ultraman can always do it, I like to fight little monsters!"

The voice fell silent again.

"Normal people!"

"I mean normal humans!"

"What the hell are you talking about!"

Unbearable, the voice was furious.

Facing the outbreak of the mysterious existence, Dawei was already very calm, and at the same time expressed disdain in his heart.

There is no such thing as this, so don’t talk so full just now, as if you are omnipotent!

However, since this is the case, if you can only choose among ordinary humans, who is better to choose?

Emperor Qin Shihuang?
No, there are too many Qin Shihuangs now, and Qin Shihuang always sends me text messages asking me to transfer money.

A certain emperor of a certain dynasty?
No way, the emperor is too tired, every day hundreds of concubines are posing around you, just thinking about it makes your kidney hurt!

Speaking of it, I have always had a regret in my heart. I like to play football, and I always dream that I can become a professional player one day, charge forward on the green field, score goals like hemp, and everyone's eyes are on me. shine.

But the problem is, I don't have that talent, let alone a professional player, even playing a wild ball is disgusted by my teammates!
Now that I have a chance to time travel, why don't I become a player to realize my dream and make up for my regrets?

Thinking of this, Dawei made a decision in his heart.

"I want to cross time and become Ronaldo." Ronaldo should be regarded as a tall, rich and handsome football player. For a while, Dawei only thought of this name.

"Finally a normal person!" The voice said excitedly, "You can have this! Please wait a moment, I will take you across and fly right away!"

It was as if he was afraid that Dawei would go back on his word.

Now Dawei has accepted a reality, either he is dreaming, or he may really want to time travel.

Anyway, there is no loss, no matter what the result is, he can accept it.

"Huh? Then I want to ask, you said just now that my time travel was caused by a temporary worker's misoperation. Then, I want to know, who is the person who wants to time travel?"

Dawei suddenly thought of a question and asked curiously.

"Well, there is an author named Wang Dabu who wrote football novels, and it was originally planned to let him time travel!"

"So how is he now?"

"That dead eunuch, let me send him to the palace."

Hearing the unfortunate experience of this poor author, out of humanitarian spirit, Dawei silently expressed sympathy in his heart, and at the same time, he was glad that he was not sent to the palace.

But if I chose to time travel to become an emperor just now, maybe I could be in the same dynasty as the author named Wang Dabu, who happened to be the eunuch who specially served me.
It's funny when you think about it.

"Okay, that's it, I wish you a happy life as Ronaldo."

The voice drifted further and further away, and finally disappeared.

But at this time, Dawei felt that something was wrong.

He forgot to ask, which year did he want to travel to?
It doesn't matter if it was earlier, but it would be fun if it was time to travel to Ronaldo in his 90s.

Lying in a ward full of the smell of disinfectant, with tubes stuck all over his body, taking three mouthfuls of oxygen for a single sentence, and going to God to report every minute, no matter how sexy the little nurse is, it has nothing to do with my fart.
I can only pray silently, this is the first time I travel, I hope I won't be so cheating.

There seemed to be a light spot in the distance of the claustrophobic space, and Dawei's body or consciousness began to fly towards this light spot involuntarily.

He knew that when he passed through this point of light, it might be the end of his journey. At that time, he would become Ronaldo, living in a mansion and sleeping in a tender model.
"Elena, here I come." Dawei couldn't help but roared.

But as soon as the words fell, the voice that had disappeared reappeared.

"Damn it, why did it go wrong again? Where did so many temporary workers come from?" The tone of that voice was already exasperated,

"I'm sorry! I want to tell you a piece of unfortunate news. There may be another mistake in this time travel! But it doesn't matter, you travel first, and then I will deal with the aftermath for you." Perhaps because Dawei was afraid, the voice hurriedly explained.

At this time, the time travel could not be stopped even if it wanted to, and with the ignorance of doubting life, it crossed the light spot and the time travel was officially completed.

Before Dawei could see clearly, he heard a slightly magnetic voice from the opposite side——

"That's the truth, you've been kicked out by Barcelona!"

(End of this chapter)