i am quaresma
Chapter 135 Never Eat Bananas Again
Chapter 135 Never Eat Bananas Again
"Let's eat bananas in a competition? Who eats the most? When we go to the nightclub again, he won't have to pay for the treat. How about it?" Postiga expressed his idea.
Really no creativity!
The teammates shook their heads, expressing boredom.
Postiga did not give up and tried to persuade: "The game is not the key. Just think about it. A group of players on the bench are eating bananas while they are playing football. What a classic scene! We It will definitely go down in football history!"
Several players' eyes lit up when they heard the words. Maybe the result of the banana eating competition is not very important, but this event itself is very strange, and it is easy to attract traffic!
Players, like entertainment stars, need attention. Without attention, how can there be traffic? Without traffic, how can there be announcements?
There is no lower limit to the various hypes of entertainment stars, but professional players mainly play football after all, and they can't be too omniscient, so they will choose a more subtle way, such as. Funny!
Do you think there are really so many teasers on the court?
It's not for the sake of gaining attention, even at the cost of sacrificing one's own image.
Of course, there are also really funny, such as Balotelli, such as Vardy
Postiga's idea is good. As long as the picture of them eating bananas in the competition is photographed, it will definitely bring a lot of attention. This is a very interesting thing.
After reaching an agreement, Postiga carried all the boards of bananas, put a board in front of each person, and started eating after a while.
Quaresma always feels that their current state is a bit like monkeys in a zoo, but it is meaningless to think about it at this time. Since it is a competition, there must be a determination to win, and we must win first.
Adrian Se was watching the game intently, intending to find out the details of Porto's tactics, but when he happened to look at the bench, he was stunned by the scene in front of him.
What the hell did I see?
I saw Quaresma and Postiga sitting there frantically picking up bananas and feeding them into their mouths. While eating, they looked at the people next to them. If the people next to them ate faster than themselves, it would be even more fatal. Eating, scrambling to be the first to eat, it seems that those who eat slowly will be sent to the gallows.
Am I in the wrong place?
I never heard that there will be an eating contest here!
The animals didn't know that their head coach was confused by them. Maybe they didn't care much about the result at the beginning, but as long as someone took the lead, they were all infected, and their desire to win came to the fore. All of them started to eat like crazy.
1
2
3
4
Bananas are huge, 3 are a pound.
After such a short period of time, Quaresma has eaten 8 sticks, which weigh close to 3 pounds.
Maybe eat slowly, most people can eat these bananas, but the problem is, according to Quaresma's way of eating Hesse, most people can't stand it.
No, I can't eat anymore!
Quaresma has the feeling that he is eating a buffet!
Looking around, the animals also looked like they couldn't get enough of eating. For the first time, they found bananas so unpalatable.
Wow!
Fabiano vomited himself!
Quaresma was holding back at first, but when he saw this scene, he almost couldn't control it, and his eyeballs were almost protruding.
"I admit defeat!" Pepe raised her hand as if it was going to explode.
Quaresma couldn't do it anymore, he dropped the half-eaten banana in his hand, slid down, lay down on the chair, and stood there. He swore that he would never participate in such a nonsense game again.
As the instigator, Postiga was not in a good state at this time, but after everyone conceded one after another, he actually became the final winner.
"Please call me Banana Prince from now on!"
Postiga raised his hands high, looking excited and arrogant, as if he had won the Portuguese Footballer of the Year award.
vomit!
Handsome for less than three seconds, Postiga also vomited.
The live broadcast screen was very conscientious just now, frequently showing the camera to Porto's bench, and the appearance of several animals eating bananas together was also seen by the fans watching the game, which aroused hilarious discussions.
"Have these guys never eaten bananas or what?"
"Is this banana so delicious? They all vomited after eating it?"
"According to their way of eating, Porto will go bankrupt!"
"Why do I suddenly want to eat bananas too? I'll go buy it now, don't let anyone stop me!"
"Are these bananas Porto's championship reward?"
Adroanse looked at the funny players under him, and didn't know what to say.
For some reason, he had the idea that he shouldn't have come to coach Porto in the first place.
He regretted it a bit!
What the hell are these bastards doing?
Are they idiots?
I have never seen a player with their IQ!
No, you have to teach them a lesson, you can't let them do whatever they want!
So, Adriance stood up and came to a few guys.
"Get ready, Postiga, Pepe, and... well, Fabiano, will you play together?"
In fact, the last thing Adrianse wanted to say was Quaresma, but seeing Quaresma's slightly pleading expression, his heart softened, and he temporarily changed his words to Fabiano.
In fact, Quaresma has already guessed what Adriance is going to do. If he is allowed to come off the bench at this time, there is nothing worse than this.
The three animals were dumbfounded. Seeing that the sidelines had turned into a 4:1 scoreboard, and then looking at each other's stomachs that were rounder than a ball, they suddenly felt like they were pills!
The reason why they play this game is because the outcome of the game is meaningless. They feel that they will not have a chance to come off the bench. Otherwise, who would dare to play?
Unexpectedly, Adriance did such a great job!
They were deceived by his kind appearance before, and it turns out that he is the devil!
Quaresma couldn't help but gloat in his heart when he saw the three people who had no love in their lives.
I'll see how the three of you will play football once you play.
There was no way, the three of them didn't dare to resist the order, and walked to the sidelines slowly, waiting for the chance of a dead ball, and went on the court together.
If it was a fake fan watching the game, then he must be very confused at this time-what does this mean?Why did Porto send three pregnant women?
And the fans who saw a few people eating bananas just now were all crazy with joy at this moment. They all understood that it was simply Adrian who was cleaning up these little guys who like to make trouble.
Regardless of whether the three people's outlook on life has collapsed or not, they have to play football when they are on the court, so they can't really take a walk here, can they?
The opponent didn't care so much, an offensive player came towards Postiga with the ball, and Postiga could only go up with difficulty and defend hard.
It's just that I didn't expect that after running just a few steps, my stomach was already overwhelmed, and I couldn't hold back, Postiga vomited again!
I almost spit out all the bananas I ate just now!
What's more interesting is that the opponent was dumbfounded, he was spat out!
I am Nima!
Is this a hidden weapon attack?
Or Porto's new defensive approach?
Could it be that now football techniques and tactics have developed to the point where disgusting people can be used to defend?
The game almost turned into a farce.
The referee thought about it and gave Posti a yellow card. Although there is no precedent for this, there is no precedent for throwing a shoe at an opponent in the history of football!
Well, the reason for drawing cards is considered unsportsmanlike!
There was no suspense in the final result of the game. Even though the opponents seized the opportunity to score a goal when the three cripples played, Porto still defeated the opponent 4:2 and won a victory that had nothing to do with the overall situation.
After the game, the opponent's head coach didn't know how to speak. Anyway, he had a constipated expression on his face. Finally, he couldn't hold back. He took out two bananas from behind him and handed them to Adriance.
"Although it's a bit small, it's also my heart. Give it to your players!"
Adrian plugged the black line on his face, he didn't answer it, and he didn't answer it, it was extremely embarrassing.
He swore that he would take care of those little bastards when he turned around!
On the way back to Porto, everyone was silent, knowing that Adrianse was in a bad mood, so they would not make trouble.
Quaresma was very happy, not because he felt that he was not punished by Adrianse, but because he found another way to improve himself.
After eating bananas on the sidelines, Quaresma found that his physical fitness had increased by 0.03.
This is simply a surprise!
Although he doesn't like this way of eating, and he won't like bananas from now on, but this doesn't prevent him from liking to increase attributes.
Bananas already have the effect of replenishing physical energy, coupled with his way of eating seafood, it actually brought about changes in physical attributes.
Maybe only bananas have this effect!
But thinking of the pain he almost vomited, Quaresma felt that this method should be used less in the future. With so much effort, it would be more practical to run an extra tens of thousands of meters.
This game quickly turned into a comedy in Portuguese football. What should have been a serious game was completely unrecognizable by a few guys eating bananas on the sidelines. Postiga even spat out his opponent's shoe. Much more humorous than some comedies.
Interestingly, after the game, the Portuguese player whose shoe was spat by Postiga officially complained to the Portuguese Football Association, saying that the Porto player Postiga insulted himself in a disgusting way during the game, and asked the Portuguese Football Association to punish Persia. Tiga.
Postiga almost scolded her when he got the news, did I f*ck you green or what?It's not over, is it?
However, it is said that the Portuguese Football Association is meeting internally, and Postiga may really be punished. Anyway, Postiga is now beeping a dog, laughing to death.
In any case, the purpose of attracting traffic from a few animals has been achieved. Although the method is a bit unusual, the result is good after all, isn't it?
(End of this chapter)
"Let's eat bananas in a competition? Who eats the most? When we go to the nightclub again, he won't have to pay for the treat. How about it?" Postiga expressed his idea.
Really no creativity!
The teammates shook their heads, expressing boredom.
Postiga did not give up and tried to persuade: "The game is not the key. Just think about it. A group of players on the bench are eating bananas while they are playing football. What a classic scene! We It will definitely go down in football history!"
Several players' eyes lit up when they heard the words. Maybe the result of the banana eating competition is not very important, but this event itself is very strange, and it is easy to attract traffic!
Players, like entertainment stars, need attention. Without attention, how can there be traffic? Without traffic, how can there be announcements?
There is no lower limit to the various hypes of entertainment stars, but professional players mainly play football after all, and they can't be too omniscient, so they will choose a more subtle way, such as. Funny!
Do you think there are really so many teasers on the court?
It's not for the sake of gaining attention, even at the cost of sacrificing one's own image.
Of course, there are also really funny, such as Balotelli, such as Vardy
Postiga's idea is good. As long as the picture of them eating bananas in the competition is photographed, it will definitely bring a lot of attention. This is a very interesting thing.
After reaching an agreement, Postiga carried all the boards of bananas, put a board in front of each person, and started eating after a while.
Quaresma always feels that their current state is a bit like monkeys in a zoo, but it is meaningless to think about it at this time. Since it is a competition, there must be a determination to win, and we must win first.
Adrian Se was watching the game intently, intending to find out the details of Porto's tactics, but when he happened to look at the bench, he was stunned by the scene in front of him.
What the hell did I see?
I saw Quaresma and Postiga sitting there frantically picking up bananas and feeding them into their mouths. While eating, they looked at the people next to them. If the people next to them ate faster than themselves, it would be even more fatal. Eating, scrambling to be the first to eat, it seems that those who eat slowly will be sent to the gallows.
Am I in the wrong place?
I never heard that there will be an eating contest here!
The animals didn't know that their head coach was confused by them. Maybe they didn't care much about the result at the beginning, but as long as someone took the lead, they were all infected, and their desire to win came to the fore. All of them started to eat like crazy.
1
2
3
4
Bananas are huge, 3 are a pound.
After such a short period of time, Quaresma has eaten 8 sticks, which weigh close to 3 pounds.
Maybe eat slowly, most people can eat these bananas, but the problem is, according to Quaresma's way of eating Hesse, most people can't stand it.
No, I can't eat anymore!
Quaresma has the feeling that he is eating a buffet!
Looking around, the animals also looked like they couldn't get enough of eating. For the first time, they found bananas so unpalatable.
Wow!
Fabiano vomited himself!
Quaresma was holding back at first, but when he saw this scene, he almost couldn't control it, and his eyeballs were almost protruding.
"I admit defeat!" Pepe raised her hand as if it was going to explode.
Quaresma couldn't do it anymore, he dropped the half-eaten banana in his hand, slid down, lay down on the chair, and stood there. He swore that he would never participate in such a nonsense game again.
As the instigator, Postiga was not in a good state at this time, but after everyone conceded one after another, he actually became the final winner.
"Please call me Banana Prince from now on!"
Postiga raised his hands high, looking excited and arrogant, as if he had won the Portuguese Footballer of the Year award.
vomit!
Handsome for less than three seconds, Postiga also vomited.
The live broadcast screen was very conscientious just now, frequently showing the camera to Porto's bench, and the appearance of several animals eating bananas together was also seen by the fans watching the game, which aroused hilarious discussions.
"Have these guys never eaten bananas or what?"
"Is this banana so delicious? They all vomited after eating it?"
"According to their way of eating, Porto will go bankrupt!"
"Why do I suddenly want to eat bananas too? I'll go buy it now, don't let anyone stop me!"
"Are these bananas Porto's championship reward?"
Adroanse looked at the funny players under him, and didn't know what to say.
For some reason, he had the idea that he shouldn't have come to coach Porto in the first place.
He regretted it a bit!
What the hell are these bastards doing?
Are they idiots?
I have never seen a player with their IQ!
No, you have to teach them a lesson, you can't let them do whatever they want!
So, Adriance stood up and came to a few guys.
"Get ready, Postiga, Pepe, and... well, Fabiano, will you play together?"
In fact, the last thing Adrianse wanted to say was Quaresma, but seeing Quaresma's slightly pleading expression, his heart softened, and he temporarily changed his words to Fabiano.
In fact, Quaresma has already guessed what Adriance is going to do. If he is allowed to come off the bench at this time, there is nothing worse than this.
The three animals were dumbfounded. Seeing that the sidelines had turned into a 4:1 scoreboard, and then looking at each other's stomachs that were rounder than a ball, they suddenly felt like they were pills!
The reason why they play this game is because the outcome of the game is meaningless. They feel that they will not have a chance to come off the bench. Otherwise, who would dare to play?
Unexpectedly, Adriance did such a great job!
They were deceived by his kind appearance before, and it turns out that he is the devil!
Quaresma couldn't help but gloat in his heart when he saw the three people who had no love in their lives.
I'll see how the three of you will play football once you play.
There was no way, the three of them didn't dare to resist the order, and walked to the sidelines slowly, waiting for the chance of a dead ball, and went on the court together.
If it was a fake fan watching the game, then he must be very confused at this time-what does this mean?Why did Porto send three pregnant women?
And the fans who saw a few people eating bananas just now were all crazy with joy at this moment. They all understood that it was simply Adrian who was cleaning up these little guys who like to make trouble.
Regardless of whether the three people's outlook on life has collapsed or not, they have to play football when they are on the court, so they can't really take a walk here, can they?
The opponent didn't care so much, an offensive player came towards Postiga with the ball, and Postiga could only go up with difficulty and defend hard.
It's just that I didn't expect that after running just a few steps, my stomach was already overwhelmed, and I couldn't hold back, Postiga vomited again!
I almost spit out all the bananas I ate just now!
What's more interesting is that the opponent was dumbfounded, he was spat out!
I am Nima!
Is this a hidden weapon attack?
Or Porto's new defensive approach?
Could it be that now football techniques and tactics have developed to the point where disgusting people can be used to defend?
The game almost turned into a farce.
The referee thought about it and gave Posti a yellow card. Although there is no precedent for this, there is no precedent for throwing a shoe at an opponent in the history of football!
Well, the reason for drawing cards is considered unsportsmanlike!
There was no suspense in the final result of the game. Even though the opponents seized the opportunity to score a goal when the three cripples played, Porto still defeated the opponent 4:2 and won a victory that had nothing to do with the overall situation.
After the game, the opponent's head coach didn't know how to speak. Anyway, he had a constipated expression on his face. Finally, he couldn't hold back. He took out two bananas from behind him and handed them to Adriance.
"Although it's a bit small, it's also my heart. Give it to your players!"
Adrian plugged the black line on his face, he didn't answer it, and he didn't answer it, it was extremely embarrassing.
He swore that he would take care of those little bastards when he turned around!
On the way back to Porto, everyone was silent, knowing that Adrianse was in a bad mood, so they would not make trouble.
Quaresma was very happy, not because he felt that he was not punished by Adrianse, but because he found another way to improve himself.
After eating bananas on the sidelines, Quaresma found that his physical fitness had increased by 0.03.
This is simply a surprise!
Although he doesn't like this way of eating, and he won't like bananas from now on, but this doesn't prevent him from liking to increase attributes.
Bananas already have the effect of replenishing physical energy, coupled with his way of eating seafood, it actually brought about changes in physical attributes.
Maybe only bananas have this effect!
But thinking of the pain he almost vomited, Quaresma felt that this method should be used less in the future. With so much effort, it would be more practical to run an extra tens of thousands of meters.
This game quickly turned into a comedy in Portuguese football. What should have been a serious game was completely unrecognizable by a few guys eating bananas on the sidelines. Postiga even spat out his opponent's shoe. Much more humorous than some comedies.
Interestingly, after the game, the Portuguese player whose shoe was spat by Postiga officially complained to the Portuguese Football Association, saying that the Porto player Postiga insulted himself in a disgusting way during the game, and asked the Portuguese Football Association to punish Persia. Tiga.
Postiga almost scolded her when he got the news, did I f*ck you green or what?It's not over, is it?
However, it is said that the Portuguese Football Association is meeting internally, and Postiga may really be punished. Anyway, Postiga is now beeping a dog, laughing to death.
In any case, the purpose of attracting traffic from a few animals has been achieved. Although the method is a bit unusual, the result is good after all, isn't it?
(End of this chapter)
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