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Chapter 169 Ricardo, I Want To Break Up With You
Chapter 169 Ricardo, I Want To Break Up With You
In the bathroom, the Portuguese players are all taking a shower. It is a good habit to take a shower as soon as the game is over. Otherwise, sweat will be left on the body and it is easy to catch a cold. For professional players, a cold is almost no different from an injury.
Ronaldo was washing under the shower next to Quaresma, humming a song while washing, but this guy really didn't have music bacteria, singing so loudly that Quaresma wanted to scold his mother!
Fortunately, Meirelles did not play this game, otherwise one would sing on the left and the other would rap on the right, and Quaresma would blow himself up in the middle.
With a kick on Ronaldo's ass, Ronaldo turned his head and glared at Quaresma, but thinking of his humiliating experience of being pulled open by a few animals to see the underpants the night before, Ronaldo decided to endure it.
Picking up the shampoo and pouring it on his head, Ronaldo closed his eyes and began to wash his hair.
Ronaldo has always been very concerned about hairstyles, so he will never be careless about washing his hair.
Constantly rubbing his hair, Ronaldo seems to find a different kind of pleasure every time he washes his hair.
Quaresma next to him was upset no matter how he looked at it, his eyes rolled, and he thought about it.
Picked up Ronaldo's shampoo and squeezed a little on Ronaldo's head. Ronaldo was washing his head, but he couldn't feel it.
When the flush was almost clean, Quaresma squeezed out a little more, and Ronaldo didn't feel surprised, so he continued to flush.
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
The other teammates found out the clues here, and they all came over to watch the show. A group of people watched Quaresma play tricks on Ronaldo.
It wasn't until the big bottle of shampoo was poured out that Quaresma covered his mouth and burst into laughter, and other teammates around him laughed until their stomach hurt.
In fact, Ronaldo was also quite puzzled, why the shampoo on his head couldn't be rinsed clean all the time, but he also liked to wash his hair, so he took advantage of the situation and washed it for a while, and didn't notice anything strange.
After he rinsed his hair thoroughly, he opened his eyes, and was instantly frightened.
A group of naked strong men surrounded him. The point is, he just closed his eyes and his butt was facing them. God knows what they gestured at his butt. Thinking about it makes him shudder.
A dolphin sound came from the bathroom, pierced the sky, and could be heard all the way to the moon.
Since then, Cristiano Ronaldo has left a shadow, no matter how much sweat is on his body, no matter how uncomfortable or uncomfortable, he will never take a bath with his teammates. This habit was even brought to Manchester United by him.
"Riccardo, you and I are irreconcilable!"
"Break off!"
Portugal's victory over Russia brought it one step closer to qualifying for the 06 World Cup in Germany. After the match, Portugal's outstanding performance was also praised by the media.
Among them, the most outstanding performers are undoubtedly Quaresma and Ronaldo, the twin stars from Sporting Lisbon. Their active performance on the wing is definitely the key to Portugal's victory.
Especially Quaresma, with one goal and two assists, directly involved in three goals, even Ronaldo on the right performed very well, but he was still not as eye-catching as Quaresma.
The only thing that makes the fans feel sorry is Figo. Ronaldo and Quaresma performed so well. No matter how good Figo is, I am afraid it will be difficult to beat his two juniors in the competition. In the front midfielder position, Figo's performance was completely lost. Even if he scored a goal, most of the credit should be credited to Quares, which could not improve Figo's performance points.
For Portuguese fans, there are too many stars, which is really a happy trouble!
The Portuguese national team was disbanded in Russia on the spot, and the players returned to their clubs. Quaresma and Ferreira flew back to London together, and they were almost suffocated along the way.
God knows how such a boring gourd like Ferreira can appear in such a wonderful Porto, which is really unreasonable.
Well, you can't expect everyone to be a normal person. Compared to those funny guys in Porto, Ferreira just doesn't like to talk, which is already a normal person!
Although there is no concept of the FIFA virus at this time, the fact is that it definitely exists. Just after two rounds of World Cup qualifiers, the national team players return to the club to participate in the league, and the state is not guaranteed at all.
It may have no effect on ordinary teams, because they have no international players in their teams, but for wealthy teams, it is definitely a disaster.
The current situation on the Arsenal training ground is that most of the main players are almost sleepwalking during training, let alone the competitive state.
Quaresma's performance is definitely better than other players, but such a long journey to participate in two games has also had a great impact on him. If he does not maintain a self-disciplined training mode every day, I am afraid he will also sleepwalk now .
Next, in the fourth round of the away game against Middlesbrough, Wenger was so worried that his hair fell down in handfuls.
A part of the lineup was rotated, and players who were in poor condition were excluded from the squad by Wenger, but there were very few players left. As a last resort, Wenger could only use some young players.
Young players such as Song, Quincy, and Lupoli, who can only get a little playing time in the League Cup or FA Cup, are a blessing in disguise. Being able to play as the main force in the Premier League is definitely their dream.
Quaresma has also entered the starting list. It's not that Wenger doesn't want to rotate. It's because there is no one available on the wing. Ljungberg and Reyes are both lying on the hospital bed. Besides, Quaresma's state is not considered. Terrible.
It is difficult to imagine the difficulty of starting the Premier League with such a lineup. Even a mid-level Premier League team like Middlesbrough can be regarded as a copy of the difficulty of hell for Arsenal.
After playing for more than ten minutes in the first half, Quaresma looked helpless.
I really can't move it!
Four in one belt is considered a super god, but what is it if you ask me to take ten in one belt?
Middlesbrough also knows that such a good opportunity is hard to come by. The crazy attack made Arsenal lose their temper. The young players played chaotically on the field and were exhausted.
In the end, Arsenal lost 2-0 away to Middlesbrough and suffered their first defeat of the season.
There is no way, a smart woman can't cook without rice, and Wenger can't play football by himself. With such a lineup, playing in the Premier League and not being disabled is considered a good result.
Although Quaresma is not reconciled to losing, he has nothing to do. I am afraid that even if he becomes No. 1 in world football in the future, he will not be able to move such a group of brats.
After this defeat, Arsenal's position in the standings fell again, being overtaken by Chelsea and Liverpool, and even the winning Tottenham also rode over the Gunners. The situation was extremely bad.
(End of this chapter)
In the bathroom, the Portuguese players are all taking a shower. It is a good habit to take a shower as soon as the game is over. Otherwise, sweat will be left on the body and it is easy to catch a cold. For professional players, a cold is almost no different from an injury.
Ronaldo was washing under the shower next to Quaresma, humming a song while washing, but this guy really didn't have music bacteria, singing so loudly that Quaresma wanted to scold his mother!
Fortunately, Meirelles did not play this game, otherwise one would sing on the left and the other would rap on the right, and Quaresma would blow himself up in the middle.
With a kick on Ronaldo's ass, Ronaldo turned his head and glared at Quaresma, but thinking of his humiliating experience of being pulled open by a few animals to see the underpants the night before, Ronaldo decided to endure it.
Picking up the shampoo and pouring it on his head, Ronaldo closed his eyes and began to wash his hair.
Ronaldo has always been very concerned about hairstyles, so he will never be careless about washing his hair.
Constantly rubbing his hair, Ronaldo seems to find a different kind of pleasure every time he washes his hair.
Quaresma next to him was upset no matter how he looked at it, his eyes rolled, and he thought about it.
Picked up Ronaldo's shampoo and squeezed a little on Ronaldo's head. Ronaldo was washing his head, but he couldn't feel it.
When the flush was almost clean, Quaresma squeezed out a little more, and Ronaldo didn't feel surprised, so he continued to flush.
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
The other teammates found out the clues here, and they all came over to watch the show. A group of people watched Quaresma play tricks on Ronaldo.
It wasn't until the big bottle of shampoo was poured out that Quaresma covered his mouth and burst into laughter, and other teammates around him laughed until their stomach hurt.
In fact, Ronaldo was also quite puzzled, why the shampoo on his head couldn't be rinsed clean all the time, but he also liked to wash his hair, so he took advantage of the situation and washed it for a while, and didn't notice anything strange.
After he rinsed his hair thoroughly, he opened his eyes, and was instantly frightened.
A group of naked strong men surrounded him. The point is, he just closed his eyes and his butt was facing them. God knows what they gestured at his butt. Thinking about it makes him shudder.
A dolphin sound came from the bathroom, pierced the sky, and could be heard all the way to the moon.
Since then, Cristiano Ronaldo has left a shadow, no matter how much sweat is on his body, no matter how uncomfortable or uncomfortable, he will never take a bath with his teammates. This habit was even brought to Manchester United by him.
"Riccardo, you and I are irreconcilable!"
"Break off!"
Portugal's victory over Russia brought it one step closer to qualifying for the 06 World Cup in Germany. After the match, Portugal's outstanding performance was also praised by the media.
Among them, the most outstanding performers are undoubtedly Quaresma and Ronaldo, the twin stars from Sporting Lisbon. Their active performance on the wing is definitely the key to Portugal's victory.
Especially Quaresma, with one goal and two assists, directly involved in three goals, even Ronaldo on the right performed very well, but he was still not as eye-catching as Quaresma.
The only thing that makes the fans feel sorry is Figo. Ronaldo and Quaresma performed so well. No matter how good Figo is, I am afraid it will be difficult to beat his two juniors in the competition. In the front midfielder position, Figo's performance was completely lost. Even if he scored a goal, most of the credit should be credited to Quares, which could not improve Figo's performance points.
For Portuguese fans, there are too many stars, which is really a happy trouble!
The Portuguese national team was disbanded in Russia on the spot, and the players returned to their clubs. Quaresma and Ferreira flew back to London together, and they were almost suffocated along the way.
God knows how such a boring gourd like Ferreira can appear in such a wonderful Porto, which is really unreasonable.
Well, you can't expect everyone to be a normal person. Compared to those funny guys in Porto, Ferreira just doesn't like to talk, which is already a normal person!
Although there is no concept of the FIFA virus at this time, the fact is that it definitely exists. Just after two rounds of World Cup qualifiers, the national team players return to the club to participate in the league, and the state is not guaranteed at all.
It may have no effect on ordinary teams, because they have no international players in their teams, but for wealthy teams, it is definitely a disaster.
The current situation on the Arsenal training ground is that most of the main players are almost sleepwalking during training, let alone the competitive state.
Quaresma's performance is definitely better than other players, but such a long journey to participate in two games has also had a great impact on him. If he does not maintain a self-disciplined training mode every day, I am afraid he will also sleepwalk now .
Next, in the fourth round of the away game against Middlesbrough, Wenger was so worried that his hair fell down in handfuls.
A part of the lineup was rotated, and players who were in poor condition were excluded from the squad by Wenger, but there were very few players left. As a last resort, Wenger could only use some young players.
Young players such as Song, Quincy, and Lupoli, who can only get a little playing time in the League Cup or FA Cup, are a blessing in disguise. Being able to play as the main force in the Premier League is definitely their dream.
Quaresma has also entered the starting list. It's not that Wenger doesn't want to rotate. It's because there is no one available on the wing. Ljungberg and Reyes are both lying on the hospital bed. Besides, Quaresma's state is not considered. Terrible.
It is difficult to imagine the difficulty of starting the Premier League with such a lineup. Even a mid-level Premier League team like Middlesbrough can be regarded as a copy of the difficulty of hell for Arsenal.
After playing for more than ten minutes in the first half, Quaresma looked helpless.
I really can't move it!
Four in one belt is considered a super god, but what is it if you ask me to take ten in one belt?
Middlesbrough also knows that such a good opportunity is hard to come by. The crazy attack made Arsenal lose their temper. The young players played chaotically on the field and were exhausted.
In the end, Arsenal lost 2-0 away to Middlesbrough and suffered their first defeat of the season.
There is no way, a smart woman can't cook without rice, and Wenger can't play football by himself. With such a lineup, playing in the Premier League and not being disabled is considered a good result.
Although Quaresma is not reconciled to losing, he has nothing to do. I am afraid that even if he becomes No. 1 in world football in the future, he will not be able to move such a group of brats.
After this defeat, Arsenal's position in the standings fell again, being overtaken by Chelsea and Liverpool, and even the winning Tottenham also rode over the Gunners. The situation was extremely bad.
(End of this chapter)
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