i am quaresma

Chapter 286 Anti Baldness Guide
Although it seemed that after the "assistant coach" incident, the sea was calm, but soon, the news of Wenger's contract extension was announced by Arsenal, which made Quaresma think a lot.

Very brain-burning ah!

However, he doesn't need to understand the things here. Anyway, he doesn't need to be responsible for others, as long as he and his teammates try their best to achieve good results under the leadership of Wenger.

He doesn't care about anything else!

Of course, I can't control it!
The "assistant coach" incident was unearthed some details by the powerful media. For a while, this interesting term amused many people in England.

People with normal IQ and logical thinking ability can probably see the nonsense of this thing, but Arsenal actually want to try the so-called formula football, which is simply making fun of their lives!
"If beautiful football and formula football can be integrated, then how strong Arsenal is, it is a perfect match!"

"Juventus, Arsenal will use formula football to deal with you soon, so I ask you if you are afraid!"

"Is this the rhythm of the scientific community brazenly invading football?"

"Who said formula football can't do it! Formulas can be applied to every detail of life. I used the formula to poop this morning, and it feels much smoother than usual."

The fans' ridicule made Arsenal a little overwhelmed. In the end, they could only open their eyes and clarify that the so-called professor was just a liar. Arsenal did not hire him, but he slipped into the training base to forge his identity.

As for whether anyone believes it, I don’t know!
But what is more interesting is that a certain national football association came to investigate, and the team leader had an engineering background. Hearing such a high-tech theory as "formula football", he was overjoyed and decided on the spot to introduce formula football.

As a result, Tristan became a guest of honor in that country, and was brought back to China by the Football Association, and he lived a good life for several years.

However, although Tristan's formula football was not successful in that country, this theoretical model was learned by others, and it was extended outside the industry, creating many so-called "formula projects".

Among them, the most famous one is probably the formula cross talk.
Of course, this has nothing to do with Quaresma. Now, he and his teammates are working hard to prepare for Juventus. If they want to play against Milan and Barcelona, ​​they have to pass Juventus first. Otherwise, everything can only be done. dream.

How strong is Juventus?

Very strong!

Although many things happened after the end of this season, it was later recognized that Juventus this season is Juventus with the strongest lineup. Otherwise, how could they lead Inter Milan by 15 points to win the championship?
The old lady's stability is even comparable to that of Mourinho's Chelsea. They only lost one game throughout the season, which is a strong one.

However, Juventus is not without weaknesses.

Although the league has maintained continuous stability, the performance has no ups and downs and no tension. In other words, maybe they will not be in a downturn, but they will not suddenly burst into form. No matter what opponent they play, they are consistent.

Well, isn't that how old ladies live, and it's really appropriate to call them old ladies.

It's also very interesting to touch the strongest Juventus!

If Arsenal really wins the Champions League trophy as they wish this season, then, after Real Madrid, Juventus, Milan, and Barcelona, ​​the gold content of the championship trophy is the highest, and I am afraid it will be unique.

These four giants have the number of Champions League champions, accounting for almost half of the total!
In any case, Juventus must be defeated first, and Quaresma is ready.

What is his preparation?
That is, don't be "touched and killed" by Buffon. As long as you ensure the purity of your head, no one at Juventus can stop you.

Every time I score an extremely wonderful goal, my hair will be ravaged by my teammates, so that now I have a tendency to develop like Zidane. It's my own scalp that can't stand it!
This is not a manga world, but there is no such thing as "as long as you become bald, you will become stronger". What's wrong with keeping a handsome head of hair, why do you have to make me bald?

This means that my current status is not yet at the level of a gangster. No matter Henry or Campbell, you can touch your hair casually, and then other people will follow suit when they see this. After all, the law does not blame the public .

As long as he becomes a boss, his teammates won't be able to touch his hair casually. At that time, his hair will be saved.

Therefore, regardless of other reasons, just for this point, Quaresma decided that next time he transfers, he must go to a team that does not have a boss on his head. If he goes, he will be a boss. For the sake of it, no one else can touch me.

Of course, going back to this game, it must be right to be careful about Buffon's head kill.

Although there is no fact to prove that the head-touching kill does have a curse effect, and there is no scientific basis for this, but you cannot deny that after the basic head-touching kill, there will be no more goals. This is also supported by big data.

Whether it is to avoid evil or to avoid becoming bald, in a word, cherish your hair and stay away from Buffon.

It's too bad that I don't go to the door to pick up leaks. Anyway, that's not the area I'm best at fighting, so I can just shoot cold arrows outside.

Buffon is naturally the most terrifying patron saint in front of Juventus, but before you face the patron saint, you must first face the believers of the patron saint-Juventus' defense.

The combination of Cannavaro and Thuram, the world's top football central defenders, is enough to ensure that Juventus' goal will not suffer a positive impact. If the current football central defenders are ranked, then they will definitely be in the top three, and they may not be third!
The left back is Zambrotta. After Carlos, he can almost be regarded as the best left gate in the world. He is excellent in offense and defense, and his crosses are terribly accurate.

Although Zebina on the right is not a top full-back, his panacea attributes are very popular under Capello, especially after Zambrotta's assist on the left, Juventus defense moved to the left, Zebina is more like Is a central defender.

To a large extent, if Arsenal want to defeat Juventus, they must first defeat this line of defense.

In this regard, Quaresma is very confident.

Quaresma knew that Zebina was actually the only weakness in Juventus' defense. As long as he played, Quaresma would seize this point and rush forward, and it was entirely possible to blow him up.

Even if Capello doesn't let Zebina play and replaces Grigera, it's the same. Their strength is not up to the top, and they are a dish in front of Quaresma!

(End of this chapter)