i am quaresma

Chapter 336 Don't Think I'm Joking (2 in 1)

Quaresma's goal made San Siro devastated and turned into hell.

There was already a trace of fear in the eyes of the Milan players looking at Quaresma.

Can you really win against such a man?
The last time we met, Porto, who was completely incompetent, had already pushed Milan to a dead end. At that time, Quaresma was already amazing.

And one season later, Quaresma appeared in front of him like a god, bringing them nothing but despair!

Three goals and one assist in two rounds, Arsenal's four goals are all related to him, it is not an exaggeration to say that he defeated Milan by himself.

He is so strong!

So strong that Milan can't compete with it!
Is this man a god?
A season ago, what he said seemed to still linger in his ears, and after a season, his words came true!

Milan was defeated by Quaresma. Milan paid the worst price for everything they had ever done. This is what Quaresma promised at that time.

Seedorf looked at Quaresma, who was like a god descending from the earth, and he was already embarrassed, and he wanted to be replaced quickly.

It seems that the instigator of all this is not Quaresma, but the bane of his shameless diving last season, and he is the culprit.

No one wants to lose, and no one wants to lose in such a shameful way!
If you can choose again, then Seedorf will definitely not fall in the penalty area of ​​Porto last season.

He regrets it!

He didn't even know how to atone for his sin!

Can I do it all over again?
The slap was on the face, the pump was flushed, the blood rushed to the top of the head, he was about to explode!
Unlike Seedorf's embarrassment, Kaka's eyes were lost, as if he had once fallen into self-doubt and denial.

The game hit him too hard!

Quaresma's unstoppable figure hit him too hard!
As the hottest superstar in European football in recent seasons, Kaka has his own pride.

He is convinced that as long as he continues to advance at the current pace of progress, he will definitely climb to the top of world football and look at more colorful scenery.

However, compared with the bright Quaresma at the moment, he has been overshadowed and is much insignificant!
He lost!
He lost completely with Milan!
He needs to find a place to be quiet and lick his wound secretly, whether he will be able to come out in the future, even he himself does not know!
More Milanese seem to have lost their minds in despair and fell to the semi-finals of the Champions League. This is an extremely cruel result, and everyone can no longer bear it!
Even after the game restarted, the Milan players were still attacking Arsenal's half, but they had lost their souls like walking dead, lifeless at all!

End of suspense!

After Arsenal blocked Milan's final attack, the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game.

everything is over!
The San Siro stadium has issued its own whine!
Amidst the wailing, the passionate celebration of the Arsenal players was completely out of tune with the atmosphere of the scene.

Nobody cares!

Losers, just find a place to cry silently!

We just want to celebrate!
So what if this is San Siro!

Embracing passionately with teammates, everyone has exaggerated expressions of excitement on their faces, everyone has completely let go of themselves, shouting, laughing, and roaring to their heart's content!

we won!

Champions League final, here we come!
Came under the stands where a small group of Arsenal fans were, waved thanks to the fans who came with the team from afar, and celebrated this victory that belonged to all Arsenal people.

The Milan fans have already left the field angrily. This is a moment for the king to celebrate, and it has nothing to do with losers like them.

Instead of staying here and looking at the disgusting faces of the Arsenal people, find a bar and get drunk!

Fortunately, Milan is still quite generous, and there is no such thing as turning on the irrigation system of the stadium when the opponent celebrates the victory and pouring the opponent's players into drowning.

Of course, it is also possible that the turf warden at the San Siro Stadium did not expect such a showy operation...

Enough was enough, the Arsenal players went back to the dressing room, showered and changed, and if this was their home ground, they might have been crazy until the next morning.

"Let's go, go to the press conference!" Wenger called Quaresma, who was making a fuss with his teammates, and said with a smile on his face: "I know you have been waiting for this day for a long time."

Quaresma looked at Wenger in surprise, did I act obviously?
He couldn't help laughing, then shook his head, it seems that he really can't hide this little thought from others.

When Wenger and Wenger walked into the press conference, the reporters had already waited anxiously, and the spotlights were flickering, making Quaresma dizzy for a while!
Human rights!
Isn't it said that human rights are most respected in Western countries?
How come I don't feel this?
Needless to say, frequent spotlight flashes will definitely affect vision, but the reporter completely ignores these and still flashes non-stop, for fear of missing the best angle and opportunity to take pictures!
But it is undoubtedly meaningless to talk about human rights with journalists here now, because you must first understand that it is human beings standing in front of you.

Sitting on the seat in a leisurely manner, although it has only been two seasons, because of the many shining points and topics on his body, Quaresma has already been trained as an old driver.

The first half of the conference had nothing to do with Quaresma. The reporters were mainly asking questions about Ancelotti and Wenger. There were too many topics in the game itself, and it showed such an unexpected result. The two coaches are now The mood is really two extremes.

"Unfortunately, we were not able to win Arsenal at home. For the unsatisfactory result of not being able to reach the Champions League final, I want to say sorry to the majority of Milan fans!"

"There were too many accidents in the game itself. I didn't expect Arsenal to adopt such a conservative tactic. It's not like two teams of the same level are competing. Their thinking is too utilitarian!"

"If Arsenal chooses to attack, then I have the confidence to lead Milan to reverse the score and eliminate Arsenal, but unfortunately, it is not offensive football but utilitarian football that will advance to the final!"

"Milan is still strong. They didn't win the championship this season, but there is still next season. Next year, we will do it all over again. We will definitely win the Champions League!"

……

Ancelotti didn't find a good foothold to justify, so he can only take Arsenal's defensive football in this game as an example.

Of course, this is actually the case, Arsenal is indeed very utilitarian.

Wenger didn't care what Ancelotti said, because Arsenal had already won anyway, so what if the losers complained?
But Wenger doesn't care, it doesn't mean that Quaresma doesn't care.

It is true that Ancelotti is a well-known good guy in football, but he also has his position and his interests.

"Utilitarian football?" Quaresma picked up the microphone and said with a sarcastic expression: "Utilitarian football is at least played on the field aboveboard, which is better than playing those shameless conspiracies!"

Ancelotti's face froze and became ugly again.

The reporters in the audience were very excited. Sure enough, Quaresma was going to make trouble as soon as he opened his mouth.

He was clearly talking about Seedorf's dive in the penalty area last season!
Is he going to talk about this for the rest of his life?
"Arsenal eliminated Milan. This is a happy ending. Compared with flopping, the fans obviously prefer to watch Arsenal beat their opponents with the most beautiful football, isn't it?"

"I said it would cost Milan and now I did it!"

"Although it's a pity to say it, it was a bit early to meet Milan, and it didn't let Milan fall in the final, but people should be content."

"Of course, I also welcome Milan to challenge us, and I am looking forward to the next duel!"

"Finally, a friendly reminder, don't flop anymore. I have a bad temper. When I explode, I'm even afraid of myself. I'm afraid I can't help but wash Milan with blood!"

"Don't think I'm joking!"

……

Resma said this in a joking tone, but it made the reporters in the audience feel a deep chill!
Can't afford it!
Quaresma's character is simply vindictive!
Barcelona, ​​which kicked him out, was always on his mind, and Milan, which eliminated him with despicable means, was also madly revenged by him after one season.

If you offend him, I'm afraid it will not end well!

I am afraid that at this time, many Milan fans have already begun to complain about Seedorf, why did they use despicable means to win last season!

Wouldn't it be good to eliminate Porto in an aboveboard manner?
If there hadn't been such a nasty thing at the beginning, I'm afraid Quaresma would not have completely gone berserk in the two rounds of the game. Maybe Milan still has hope of advancing to the final!
But now it's all over!

After speaking, Quaresma looked at the reporters who were too shocked to speak, smiled and put down the microphone.

……

Staying in Milan for one night, although the players wanted to go to the night game to continue celebrating, but who would have thought that Wenger would let the assistant coach sit in the lobby of the hotel just to block them.

After a night of excitement, when we had breakfast the next day, everyone looked at each other with big dark circles under their eyes and smiled, with the consensus of "so you can't sleep either".

After a key battle, although the public opinion explodes habitually, although there was already a wave of explosion after the first round of the game, and it may only be an aftershock level now, it still aroused widespread repercussions among the fan base.

Arsenal held on at the San Siro!

No matter how big an advantage Milan has in the game, if they didn't eliminate their opponents, they didn't eliminate them, and they didn't even win the home game. This is a result-oriented competitive sport. It is glorious to be defeated.

Of course, Milan also had a chance to comeback during the game, especially after scoring a goal, they were very elated, but in the end they completely collapsed after Quaresma and a sharp counterattack.

Facing Milan, if you look at Quaresma's absolute performance, he has not only completed his revenge, but even created a new hatred.

Now it's Milan's turn to hate Quaresma!
He is nothing short of an executioner!

After scoring a goal as he wished, Quaresma's Champions League goals this season have reached 14, tying the record set by Milan player Altafini.

When mentioning this record now, it will also have Quaresma's name on it.

And the Champions League is not over yet, as long as he can score goals in the final, then he will exclusively enjoy this record and become the object of worship of countless people.

It seems that the fans can no longer find words to praise Quaresma, because compared with Quaresma's performance, all words seem so pale, but Quaresma's performance is always so passion.

There are countless praises, and Quaresma's god-level performance is convincing.

After eliminating Milan, the next opponent is not Barcelona!

That's right, in another semi-final, Barcelona eliminated La Liga powerhouse Villarreal, advanced to the final as they wished, and became Arsenal's opponent in the final.

Quaresma's quest for revenge continues!
As for whether he can really lead Arsenal to the Champions League, everything can only be revealed after the game!
That scene has already made everyone look forward to it.

……

Back in London, Arsenal were given a limited break.

The Champions League final does not mean that they can rest on the laurels and sleep. Neither front has come to an end, and there is no champion in hand. How can they relax?

Of course, the unprecedented excellent results still make the atmosphere on the training ground very relaxed. With such a funny guy like Eboue, Arsenal's first team is full of laughter most of the time.

Just like now, Eboue kept scratching his private parts through his shorts while doing warm-up moves, and the teammates on the opposite side beat him up for the wretched expression he winked.

This guy is a must!

Quaresma wanted to ask him, are you wearing woolen pants?
Is it itchy?
So don't you already have static electricity on your body?
If it was a girl standing in front of Aboue at this time, then it wouldn't be too much to sue him for sexual harassment!

"Seeing that you are not satisfied with scratching, how about I scratch it for you?" Van Persie couldn't see it anymore, and said to Eboue with a curled lip.

Eboue immediately showed an expression of willingness to come, looking forward to it.

Then Van Persie scared away!
The teammates covered their stomachs with laughter, and couldn't help but beat the ground to calm themselves down.

And at this moment, Flamini rushed into the locker room, and ran out quickly, with something extra in his hand.

"This is the latest high-tech product in our laboratory. No matter where your body is itchy, you don't need to ask others for help, you can solve the problem yourself!"

Handing the contents to Eboue, Flamini has completed the transformation from professional player to salesman.

"It's a switch. Through the conversion of electricity and mechanical force, mechanical actions are completed. There are electronic chips in it that can adjust the force according to the real-time feedback from your body. At the same time..."

Flamini still has the expression of "you can't buy it for one yuan, you will lose money, and you can't buy it for one yuan, you will be fooled", which is extremely vivid.

But Quaresma was a little dazed looking at the things in his hands.

Why is this thing like a tickle?
Also electric?

At this time, don't you think it is more appropriate to give Eboue a masturbation cup?

For the first time, Keresma felt that the salesman Flamini was a bit unprofessional!
(End of this chapter)