i am quaresma

Chapter 347 Fuck Yourself
Evora is a historic city, more than 100 kilometers away from Lisbon, where the Portuguese national team is training.

After getting off the plane in Lisbon, he drove to Evora. Along the way, Quaresma watched the scenery outside the window from time to time. The two completely different architectural styles made Quaresma very interested.

It is very contradictory and unified. Quaresma only found out after asking that the reason why the buildings here are extremely Gothic and Arabic-style is that it was once occupied by the Moors in history.

Although he didn't know who the Moors were, and what kind of blood relationship they had with the cavemen or the Eskimos, as long as he knew that it wasn't the West Asians who once occupied this place!

Arriving at the training base, Quaresma went to Scolari's office immediately. This is his respect for the head coach. You can't wait for the head coach to come to you with a low EQ, right?
Scolari was obviously very happy to see Quaresma. You must know that the Portuguese coach has regarded Quaresma as the trump card of the team, and has even faintly surpassed Figo.

Even without considering Quaresma's performance throughout the season, Portugal definitely has Quaresma's core position just because of his invincible performance in the Champions League final.

Of course, Scolari is still in pain and happiness. The problem of Portugal's three major wingers still bothers him. Cristiano Ronaldo made a difficult choice.

Of course, there is no need for him to express this kind of trouble in front of Quaresma. The arrival of Quaresma also means that Portugal has officially entered the rhythm of the World Cup, and he can boldly practice tactics.

"I watched the Champions League final, and your performance was really shocking. Congratulations to you and Arsenal for winning the championship. I also hope you can bring good luck to the Portuguese national team and go to the end with us!" Pat Quares On the shoulder of the horse, Scolari encouraged him a few words, and Scolari expressed his satisfaction with the behavior of Quaresma who came to him to report for the first time.

After chatting with Scolari for a few words, Quaresma came to training. The teammates knew that he was coming today, and they were all waiting for him!

The first time to greet him, the big brothers gave Quaresma a warm welcome, with constant jokes.

"Good boy, you have already won the Champions League. I think you are not far from the World Footballer!"

"The final of the Champions League was wonderful, and my blood boiled watching it!"

"Tell me, what does it feel like to hold a big ear cup?"

Quaresma laughed along, but rolled his eyes inwardly.

Is it really okay for you to ask that?
Don't you see that Deco has taken the initiative to find a corner to shut himself up?
You really didn't hesitate to stick a knife in Deke's chest!
The teammates also reacted, sticking out their tongues one after another. They said inadvertently that they didn't really want to stimulate Deco. If they stimulated the Portuguese midfielder to explode, then they should not think about winning the championship!

Deke stepped forward with a complex expression, and couldn't help but sigh.

"I haven't slept well in the past few days. When I close my eyes, I see the scene of you holding up the championship trophy. It's so exciting!"

Seeing Deco's appearance, Quaresma put his arms around Deco's shoulders, comforting him silently. If it was him, he probably wouldn't be able to bear it.

"So, don't you plan to show anything? You don't plan to treat me to a big meal to soothe my hurt heart?"

Then, Deco's tone changed drastically, and he almost missed Quaresma's old waist!

What a waste of my feelings!
Co-author, you made this appearance just to trick me into a big meal?
Fortunately, I thought you were a serious person, but now it seems that the Portuguese national team is not a good person!
Figo took the lead in booing, and Ronaldo and his teammates applauded loudly, obviously not intending to give up this opportunity to eat.

Quaresma shook his head helplessly, this is not a national team, it is clearly a university dormitory!
Of course, Quaresma would not begrudge a meal, it was just a matter of cultivating a tacit understanding and a relationship. Therefore, at night, Quaresma was hijacked by his teammates to a high-end restaurant in the city center, and he was almost maxed out at the checkout. credit card.

But after paying the bill, Quaresma felt that something was wrong.

The restaurant cashier is a beautiful milf, she is obviously Valente's favorite, but why didn't Valente strike up a conversation today?

Is the sun coming out west?

Or was it because Valente was found out by her husband because she was having an affair with a certain young woman, and then he was beaten half to death and swore never to touch a mature woman again?
No, I don't seem to have met Valente at all today!

Only then did Quaresma react.

"Where's Valente?" Quaresma asked subconsciously.

Miguel next to him paused, and told Quaresma directly: "His relative passed away, and it will take a few days to come back!"

Quaresma was stunned, he didn't expect such a thing to happen, turned to look at Ronaldo, and found that Ronaldo seemed to lose interest all of a sudden, and he couldn't help feeling complacent.

Losing a loved one at this age is far more painful than at other times. After all, parents are in their prime and just want to enjoy life!
All the way without words, back to the training base, the players chose to rest early, because there will be a warm-up match against Cape Verde the next day, this is obviously the best opportunity for Scolari to determine the main lineup, who would not want to play starting?

But Nuno Gomez, who was in the same room as Quaresma, couldn't sleep, tossing and turning, as if Quaresma couldn't sleep after winning the championship.

Quaresma didn't know what Gomez was doing, he was afraid that this beast would get mad and jump onto his bed!
I heard the rumor before. There was a team going to an away game. In the hotel, two players shared a room. One of the players found his teammate masturbating in the middle of the night, and quickly interrupted him: "What are you doing?"

Then his teammates answered him confidently: "Everyone is an adult, this is a normal physiological need!"

This time it was the first player's turn to go crazy, "You need to masturbate yourself, why are you masturbating mine!"

Although it was all a joke, if it really happened to you, wouldn't you collapse?
He doesn't know Gomez very well, God knows if he has any special hobbies!
"If you can't help it, go to the bathroom, I don't know anything!" Quaresma was a little scared, and couldn't help but said to Gomez.

Although Gomez didn't know what Quaresma meant, he still sighed.

"Why do you think I'm so unlucky?" Gomez finally found a reason to confide in Quaresma. In fact, he just wanted to complain to this person.

"I was worried that I would be kicked out of the national team by Scolari!"

As soon as Gomez said this, Quaresma jumped up from the bed, and subconsciously wanted to run away.

What the hell did you do?
Scolari actually wants to kick you out of the national team?
You didn't go to Scolari's room in the middle of the night to masturbate Scolari, did you?
Unknowingly, Quaresma has already created a picture that is not suitable for children.

But as Gomez continued to complain, Quaresma understood what was going on.

Anyway, it's fine if he doesn't come to masturbate himself!

When interviewed by a media before, Gomez didn't know which nerve was wrong, and suddenly mentioned that he brought a few movies to the training camp to watch after training, and then he and Pettit showed the reporter together disc.

Quaresma thought that Gomez and Fabiano had the same hobbies and brought a small movie to the training base, but in fact it was not!
He brought "Basic Instinct 2" and "Mission: Impossible 3" with normal content, but the problem is that these two films have not been released on DVD at all.

This time the matter became serious, and the Portuguese Cultural Inspection Bureau determined that it was a pirated DVD, and both Gomez and Petit were in trouble!

You should know that copyright protection in Portugal and even in Europe is so strict that it is unimaginable. Judicial investigations have now been launched. If the situation is true, then according to Portuguese law, manufacturing or using pirated movies or music can be punished with three years in prison.
Quaresma seems to be listening to the Arabian Nights, isn't he just watching a pirated disc, and he will be sentenced to three years in prison?

You know, it's only been three years!
Picking up the phone, he called his legal advisor, Baia, and got an affirmative answer. Portuguese laws are indeed so strict.

But usually you can get out of jail if you have the money, and as long as you can afford a hefty fine, that's barely the only good news.

Quaresma couldn't help but suck his teeth, what's the trouble!
You might as well watch a little movie, at least that thing is genuine.
Now the Cultural Inspection Bureau has expressed its position: "We are conducting routine investigations according to the law. If action is required, we will not show mercy just because they are national team stars."

No wonder Scolari wants to expel Gomez from the national team. At the moment of the World Cup, he can't concentrate on preparing for the game and has to deal with these bad things. It's no wonder Scolari can be happy.

Originally, Gomez's position in the national team was not stable. He was completely a marginal player. The main striker was Pauleta, and the substitute striker was the young Postiga. Gomez barely competed against Boa at the last moment. Mott was able to enter the national team. Now that he is doing this, he is simply cutting himself off from the national team!

"Actually, you don't have to think too much about it. It's impossible to go to jail. Anyway, the fine is nothing to you. As long as your training status is not affected, I don't think the boss will ignore it. There is no problem. !"

I can only express my sympathy for Gomez, what else can Quaresma say?

Of course Gomez also knows this truth. Anyway, he just wants to find someone to talk to. Can he still count on Quaresma to plead with Scolari?

Even if Quaresma is Scolari's confidant, he probably doesn't have that much influence!

Besides, there is no life-and-death relationship with Gomez. If Ronaldo is expelled instead, Quaresma will try to expel himself and go to Scolari to intercede with Ronaldo.

Because Gomez was nagging all night, Quaresma's sleep quality was extremely poor. He hadn't slept well for several nights in a row, and his head was covered with big dark circles, as if he had been out and about for several days in a row. Same.

The World Cup has attracted worldwide attention, and every team has attracted much attention. For a strong team like Portugal, every move is closely watched by reporters, for fear of missing any valuable news.

In the morning, the teammates were conducting tactical drills, while Quaresma and Deco were doing adaptive training. After all, the two had just participated in the Champions League final, and then participated in various activities. teammate.

In the warm-up match in the afternoon, Quaresma and Deco did not even appear. Even though the warm-up match had no restrictions on the number of substitutions, Scolari still let the two recover well. Adjusting their state is far better than participating in an indifferent warm-up Race is more important.

There is no doubt that Quaresma and Deco are definitely the main force of Portugal. Without them, Portugal's strength may drop a lot, and there is no possibility of competing for the championship. Therefore, in terms of the use of the two, Scola Be extremely careful.

Quaresma didn't have any emotions, and sat on the sidelines with Deco, who was always embarrassed.

Sitting off the court and watching the game can also be rewarding. Watching how teammates play is also a way to get familiar with teammates' habits.

Don't care too much about the result of the game. Even if they beat Cape Verde 4:1, there is nothing to show off. The key point is how the players are.

The starting striker Pauleta staged a hat-trick and showed a good competitive state. Quaresma can see that Postiga should not expect to be in the main position.

However, Quaresma is very clear that Pauletta's scoring efficiency in the national team has not been high, especially in major competitions, he is almost invisible. I am afraid this World Cup will be no exception. The task of scoring goals still has to be given to Wing and midfield players.

On the other hand, Ronaldo and Figo, who started on the wing, performed tepidly, quite well, without obvious mistakes or too dazzling performances. They seemed to be accumulating energy and waiting for a complete explosion in the World Cup.

Another week of training. On June 6, the Portuguese national team rushed to Metz, France, for the last warm-up match. Then on the 2rd, they will leave for the World Cup base camp in Marienfeld, Germany, for the final match. Prepare.

Facing the Metz game, Quaresma got the chance to start, and the starting lineup sent by Scolari is almost the main force of Portugal in the World Cup!

Everyone wants to know how Scolari will use the three Portuguese wingers and who he will choose to put on the bench, but Scolari told everyone with the facts that the three wingers can play at the same time!
Cristiano Ronaldo is on the left, Quaresma is on the right, Figo appears in the midfielder position, and behind Figo is Deco and the titan Maniche with excellent offense and defense!

Scolari still put Figo in the position of an attacking avant-garde!
The old man is reluctant to put anyone on the bench!
(End of this chapter)