i am quaresma

Chapter 44 Do You Want the Outside or the Inside?
Quaresma, who was chattering with the referee, was still kicked out, so he could only stand on the sidelines and wait for the referee to signal him to enter the field again.

However, after tossing for a while just now, more than two minutes have passed. I am afraid that even if there is a conflict on the field, it may not be able to delay for such a long time, so Quaresma's strategy is successful.

But what made Quaresma very speechless was that the referee just didn't look to the sidelines and didn't let him enter the field, as if he had forgotten him as a person.

That's right, the referee was speechless after such an incident just now, and the referee didn't have a clear idea if he didn't take revenge on him a little.

Fortunately, Porto's defense really doesn't really need Quaresma. It doesn't make much difference with him or without him, so there is no big problem with one less player for the time being.

Finally, the referee allowed Quaresma to enter the field. It is impossible for him not to allow Quaresma to enter the field until the end of the game!

"Even though your strategy is a bit wretched in essence, I still want to say, well done!"

During the defensive interval, Fabiano looked at Quaresmadao with an admiring expression.

Just thinking about Fabiano's hobbies, and looking at Fabiano's expression of sincere admiration, Quaresma has a feeling that Fabiano gave to those super persistent actors when he was watching a small film Sincerely admire.
With Quaresma setting an example, the Porto players also know what they should do next.

Maybe his breakthrough ability is not as good as Quaresma's, but in terms of acting skills, he must be dissatisfied with everyone!

In the next 20 minutes, Porto played a good show lying on the grass on the Stamford Bridge. As long as there is physical contact, they must lie on the ground for a while, and never get up until they can't pretend.

Chelsea's offense was fragmented and completely lost its rhythm. When encountering such a rogue Porto, Mourinho had no good solution.

Mourinho on the sidelines was about to cry, when I coached you, you were not like this.
In the end, amidst the endless yelling from Chelsea fans, the referee whistled and ended the game. Relying on Quaresma's goal and the team's concerted efforts, Porto finally won a draw in the away game , You can leave in a decent way.

Quaresma also let out a long breath. This result is not perfect, but for Porto now, it is definitely the best result.

It was a beautiful day and a good night's sleep.

Talking and laughing with several opponents while walking down the court, at this moment, Quaresma suddenly felt his eyes go dark.

Well, it's really dark.

With Drogba's strong body standing in front of his eyes, it completely blocked the light in front of him. In addition, Drogba was originally black, so it's no wonder that Quaresma's eyes were not dark.

Anyone who is blocked by a black big man will panic, especially since he is the instigator of Chelsea's failure to win this game, how can Quaresma be calm.

This guy isn't going to beat himself up, is he?

Although players who play football are not afraid of fighting, the key point is that they may not be able to beat Drogba.

Compared with Drogba's elephant figure, what is the difference between himself and the little chick?
Just when Quaresma was thinking wildly, Drogba smiled silly and took off his jersey abruptly.

I am Nima!
It's okay to fight, but it's wrong for you to take off your clothes.

I feel very insecure with you like this!
But Drogba's next action finally let Quaresma relieved.

Handing the jersey to Quaresma, the meaning couldn't be more obvious-I want to exchange jerseys with you.

It's no wonder that Quaresma didn't understand Drogba's intentions at the first time, and he had never experienced it in his previous life, and the exchange of jerseys is usually because of mutual sympathy, at least there must be a performance of convincing each other.

Anyway, Quaresma has not exchanged jerseys with others for one season in Barcelona.

Didier Drogba scored, Quaresma scored. It is not an exaggeration to say that the two were the best players in the game. They should indeed exchange jerseys.

Without any hesitation, he took off his jersey and handed it to Drogba. At the same time, he put Drogba's blue jersey on his shoulders, made a fist bump with Drogba tacitly, and then laughed Say goodbye!

If he changed to the small peasant thinking of the previous life, then he must be thinking now-how much is the jersey worn by Drogba worth?

But now there is no shortage of money, so Quaresma thinks more about-Drogba's jersey is so interesting, how much sweat is this guy?
Before he could walk to the sidelines, his eyes suddenly lit up.

This time it's Robben.

He is not tall and has fair skin, so Quaresma's eyes shine. Robben and Drogba are simply two extremes.

Robben was very unconvinced. He was unconvinced when Mourinho praised Quaresma before the game, so he held back his energy to outperform Quaresma in the game.

However, the fact may not be as good as imagined. Quaresma's goal helped Porto draw with Chelsea. Bridge and Gallas couldn't stop him, and his performance was extremely dazzling;
However, he was guarded by Valente and wanted to escape for a while, and his performance was extremely mediocre, and he could even be described as bad.

But even so, Robben still refused to admit defeat. He came to Quaresma to tell him that you won this game by luck, but in the next game, I must perform better than you!
However, Robben had just walked in front of Quaresma, and before he could speak, Quaresma spoke first.

How did Quaresma know what kind of small thoughts Robben was carrying? He thought that Robben also came to him to exchange jerseys, so he was a little proud in his heart-look, my brother is so popular.

"Then what, you may be late, I just exchanged jerseys with Drogba." Quaresma said with a smile to Robben: "I don't have any jerseys now, only the underpants are left. Tell me, you want What's outside or what's inside!"

What?

Robben froze there.

Who the hell wants your underpants!

Swallowing back the words he was holding back, he looked at Quaresma with an extremely distorted expression for a full ten seconds before Robben turned around resolutely and left.

If Quaresma can read minds, then he will definitely be able to see the infinite aggrievedness in Robben's heart!
Shrugging, Quaresma naturally didn't know what Robben was thinking, and shook his head again.

Forget it, my underpants are from Victoria's Secret, I don't want to waste a pair of underpants!

"Yo, what the hell is he going to do?" Meirelles, who was next to Quaresma, sang in a rapping tone, puzzled.

Quaresma spread out his palms and said jokingly: "Who knows! Maybe I just worship me and want to see my idol!"

This time it was Meirelles' turn to roll his eyes.

"Yo, you're such a stinky fart!"

(End of this chapter)