I contracted the entertainment industry

Chapter 195 "The Prodigal Son" (third shift)

night.

Nanjiang TV recording studio.

Mu Feng and Sun Yue walked onto the stage slowly, and they first bowed to the judges and the audience to show their respect.

Today, the cross talk they are going to talk about is the classic "Prodigal Son" by Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue.

Mu Feng modified the book a little bit, and used it to participate in the competition.

In fact, with the help of the memory search engine, Mu Feng can remember everything from his previous life without any mistakes. This is the eccentricity of the system.

Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue were the most popular crosstalk actors on Earth in their previous lives. Although most of their works are based on jokes from the Internet, I have to say that they are really funny.

And the world Mu Feng is in now, there are no so-called old-fashioned jokes and burdens at all, everything is novel and full of mystery.

And the development of cross talk in this world has entered a dead end, rigid, boring, preaching, lack of innovation, and less and less accepted by the public.

Those crosstalk actors shouted all day long that both elegance and vulgarity should be appreciated, but what they said was not grounded at all, and it was completely divorced from the entertainment life of the people.

If this continues, it is estimated that it will really be included in the list of intangible cultural heritage.

"Teacher Mu!"

"Teacher Mu!"

"I love you!"

After seeing Mu Feng, the audience in the audience waved their hands excitedly, looking very excited.

Seeing this situation, Sun Yue thought to himself, Teacher Mu is Teacher Mu, and there are fans everywhere he goes, this is the goal he pursues.

"Good evening everyone, now it's our brother's turn to tell you something."

Sun Yue nodded hastily: "Yes, it's finally our turn."

"Standing on this stage and talking about cross talk, I feel a little uneasy."

Sun Yue: "What are you worried about?"

Mu Feng sighed, and said: "Our form is very simple, there are only two people, go to this stop."

Sun Yue: "That's right!"

Mu Feng: "Let's talk about it here. Of course, it would be better to have a good fan. I'm just very conflicted and uncomfortable..."

At this time, Sun Yue hurriedly patted Mu Feng's shoulder, and said, "No, no, wait a minute, you mean I can't do it, right?"

Mu Feng: "Haha! This is actually me..."

Sun Yue: "What's in the past, is it a joy?"

Seeing Sun Yue's reaction, there was a burst of laughter from the audience.

"Oh, Mu Feng's expression is so magical. Just thinking about it makes me laugh."

"Isn't Sun Yue really annoying? Talking about cross talk with Mu Feng's partner will hurt you all day long?"

"Mu Feng's words are too hateful, if I were Sun Yue, I would kick this girl sooner."

On stage!

Sun Yue said with a depressed face: "What can I do? Did I provoke you?"

Mu Feng curled his lips, and said reluctantly: "You are not bad, not bad."

Sun Yue: "Don't say that."

Mu Feng chuckled: "You're a big fan, right?"

Sun Yue: "What's wrong?"

Mu Feng: "To this station, put your stomach on the table and hold it together, it will be more comfortable."

offstage.

Jury seat.

The expressions of the six judges were all different.

Wang Renxing kept a gloomy face and said nothing, as if someone owed him millions.

Sun Shoukang was neither happy nor sad, his cloudy eyes were fixed on Mu Feng on the stage, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Liu Changsheng kept nodding his head, a knowing smile appeared on his old cheeks, it could be seen that he was very satisfied with Mu Feng and Sun Yue's performance.

As for the other three crosstalk actors of the new generation, they watched Mu Feng's performance as if they had opened the door to a new world. Whenever they heard something exciting, they would always bow their heads and discuss a few words.

On the stage.

Mu Feng: "My friends, do you know why he is so fat? He is a wealthy sixth generation."

Sun Yue rolled his eyes and said, "Ah, yes, we have six generations in our family."

Mu Feng laughed loudly and said, "All six generations have money."

Sun Yue: "That is, passed down from generation to generation."

Mu Feng said enviously: "Give him all the money."

Sun Yue nodded and said, "Yes, I inherited it."

"I heard that you moved again recently, didn't you?" Mu Feng asked suddenly.

Sun Yue: "Moved!"

Mu Feng: "Where did you move?"

"Central capital, Qianmen." Sun Yue said proudly.

Mu Feng frowned, and asked in surprise, "Who is it?"

"I, I." Sun Yue patted his chest.

Mu Feng: "Qianmen is good, I live in Qianmen too."

Sun Yue: "You wait."

Mu Feng: "Isn't this a coincidence?"

"No, you live at the front door, why haven't I seen you?" Sun Yue asked puzzled.

Mu Feng smiled: "You went out early, I came back late, we are not allowed to visit the neighbors, besides, how big is the front door?"

Sun Yue thought about it and thought it made sense.

"Yes, there are tens of thousands of people living there."

Mu Feng: "Where do you live in Qianmen?"

Sun Yue replied without thinking, "There is a Langfang Toutiao Hutong."

Hearing this, Mu Feng clapped his hands and said: Who is it?Isn't this a coincidence? I also live in the headlines of Langfang. "

Sun Yue had a surprised expression on his face: "We both live in the same alley, so why haven't I seen you?"

Mu Feng: "You go out early, I come back late, we are not allowed to pay homage to our neighbors."

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, there are thousands of people in an alley."

Mu Feng then asked: "What number do you live in the corridor?"

Sun Yue: "I live on the 8th."

Mu Feng: "Who is it?"

Sun Yue looked confused: "Maybe it's me."

At this time, before Mu Feng could say anything, the audience in the audience all laughed in unison: "Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't it? I also live in No. 8."

"..."

Mu Feng shrugged helplessly, everyone covered their stomachs and laughed from ear to ear.

Sun Yue also smiled: "We both live in the same courtyard, and I haven't seen you before?"

Mu Feng: "You go out early, I come back late, we are not neighbors."

Sun Yue said hehe: "Both of us don't look up."

Mu Feng: "You live in the south room and the north room?"

Sun Yue: "I live in the north room."

Mu Feng suddenly showed a sinister smile: "Who is it?"

"Me, what's the matter?" Sun Yue put his hands on his hips.

This time Mu Feng didn't speak, but looked directly at the audience.

The audience immediately understood, and they all excitedly said for Mu Feng: "Is this a coincidence, isn't it, I also live in the north room."

Sun Yue was dumbfounded: "We both live in the same room, and I haven't seen you?"

Mu Feng: "You go out early, I come back late, we are not neighbors."

Sun Yue: "Hey, what is the nature of our work?"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience burst into laughter again.

From the beginning to the present, Mu Feng and Sun Yue's performance only lasted five or six minutes, and there were seven or eight laughs from the audience, and everyone's faces were filled with unconcealable joy.

This is the real cross talk, and this is the meaning of cross talk, not for preaching, but for bringing joy to people.

(End of this chapter)