I contracted the entertainment industry

Chapter 208 Funny in progress (one more)
The performance of Mu Feng and Sun Yue won countless applause and laughter, and the audience secretly admired their cross talk skills, what they said was really great.

In fact, not to mention the audience, even the other groups of contestants were laughing up and down in the waiting room. Mu Feng and Sun Yue's strength is indeed higher than them, this must be admitted.

It's a pity that Mu Feng and Wang Renxing didn't deal with each other, so they were doomed to leave the stage with regret.

But before that, Mu Feng and Sun Yue didn't slack off at all. Both of them devoted themselves to the performance, completely forgetting about winning or losing.

on the stage.

"Friends, I just told you a brief paragraph, do you still want to hear it?"

This time's work is just like what Mu Feng said before, it is very dirty, full of dirty jokes, without any integrity, and such vulgar content will never be broadcast on the TV station, and it is fortunate that today is a live broadcast.

"miss you!"

The audience in the audience replied in unison.

"Did you hear something like what you just heard, or..."

Before Mu Feng finished speaking, someone shouted loudly: "I can't listen to the TV broadcast."

"Can't listen to the broadcast? That's great! Let me tell you, I really don't know how to clean and not vulgar. There is no way, we are ordinary people, so we can't be elegant." Mu Feng smiled.

"Who says no, we are vulgar, as long as we can make the audience happy." Sun Yue echoed.

"Well, yes, in fact, our two brothers have made a lot of money by going out and selling in the past few years."

At this time, Sun Yue hurriedly stopped Mu Feng, saying: "Wait a minute, you are the one who went out to sell, I am not here."

"What are you selling?" Mu Feng asked meaningfully with his hands behind his back.

Sun Yue: "I know what to sell?"

Mu Feng's eyes widened: "A showman talking about cross talk."

"Hey, you made it clear." Sun Yue shrugged.

Hearing this, Mu Feng curled his lips and said, "As long as you look like that, don't you have to pay for it?"

puff!puff!puff!
The audience burst out laughing on the spot. It was really unlucky for Sun Yue to choose to be Mu Feng's partner. From the beginning to the present, he has been run out all the time.

"I feel sorry for Sun Yue, it's not easy to insist on being a partner with Mu Feng."

"What to sell? This sentence is too intriguing."

"The more you talk, the worse it gets. I guess the two of them are the only ones in the cross talk world who dare to be so unscrupulous."

on the stage!
"We went out to perform and talk about cross talk, and after earning some money, I bought a car. It's very good. I..."

"What kind of car did you buy? Let me know." Sun Yue asked.

Mu Feng: "It's just a tool for transportation, it doesn't matter..."

"Nonsense, it doesn't matter what it is, what kind of car did you buy, tell everyone." Sun Yue asked relentlessly.

Mu Feng rolled his eyes helplessly, only to see him leaning against Sun Yue's ear, apparently wanting to tell him secretly.

In the end, Sun Yue pushed Mu Feng away!
"Isn't it over if I tell you in a low voice?" Mu Feng said.

Sun Yue waved his hand: "Don't be so troublesome, you can say loudly, what car?"

"permanent!"

Sun Yue: "Hey, bicycle!"

Mu Feng: "It's just a tool for transportation, it doesn't matter."

"Oh, it's a bicycle after a long time of trouble, what can I say about it." Sun Yue cut it.

Mu Feng said unconvinced: "What's wrong with the bicycle? You look down on us who ride bicycles? Can you ride it?"

Sun Yue: "Why can't I ride?"

Mu Feng chuckled: "He was riding a bicycle, and there was only one person squatting forward."

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"I can't do it anymore, I'm dying of laughter, Sun Yue squats forward when riding a bicycle, this is the worst time for a fat man to be hacked."

"I knew that Mu Fenggou couldn't spit ivory out of his mouth. Our fat man provoked you."

"Look at Mu Feng's humble appearance, it seems like he was beaten."

"It's been a long time since I've heard such a funny cross talk, it's enjoyable, it's enjoyable."

……

Mu Feng: "Just now, I was joking with you. The bicycle was sold long ago, and I bought a jeep with three-wheel drive."

Sun Yue reached out to stop Mu Feng again, and said, "Three-wheel drive? Are you talking nonsense? Do cars have three-wheel drive? Either two-wheel drive or four-wheel drive."

Mu Feng nodded: "Oh, my car is two-wheel drive, left front and right rear."

"Left, front, right, back, good guy, did you get out of the car just after turning it?" Sun Yue asked back.

Mu Feng: "Why are you twisting?"

"Nonsense, on one side, either in front or behind." Sun Yue said seriously.

"Front drive!" Mu Feng said with a smile: "Yes, my ex-wife's car."

"Oh, from your ex-wife? Have you ever been divorced or what?" Sun Yue asked in surprise.

"Who said divorced, I mean the predecessor, your ears are not good, or my Mandarin is not good?"

"..."

Ten minutes passed in the blink of an eye, and Mu Feng and Sun Yue were still talking loudly and vividly, as if they would not stop as long as the director didn't call to stop.

In fact, each group of contestants has a time limit, with a maximum of 15 minutes, but Mu Feng and the others have already talked for nearly 10 minutes.

Normally, the director should have called a stop long ago, but the strange thing is that there has been no movement from the column team, and the reason is unknown.

Maybe they were fascinated by it, or maybe they were concerned about the audience's emotions, but since they were given the opportunity, Mu Feng would naturally cherish it even more and want to tell everyone more.

……

Mu Feng: "I went to take the bus that day, and there happened to be a seat next to it. When I saw no one was there, I sat down."

Sun Yue nodded and said, "Oh, what then?"

"Unexpectedly, as soon as I sat down, the first lady came over and asked me to get up."

After speaking, Mu Feng imitated the tone of the eldest sister again, and said, "Get up!"

"Hey, this eldest sister is quite arrogant." Sun Yue said.

"Get up quickly, this is my seat."

"What is your seat?" Sun Yue complained for Mu Feng.

Mu Feng: "Sister, how do you prove that this is your seat? Besides, why do you let me get up?"

"Yes, why?" Sun Yue followed.

"I'm pregnant!" Mu Feng continued to imitate the eldest sister.

Mu Feng suddenly realized, and said: "Oh, pregnant woman, it says old, young, sick and disabled pregnant, we have to give up our seats. I can't see your belly, how many months has it been?"

"Three hours!"

As soon as this remark came out, there was loud laughter from the auditorium, and it was simply invincible.

"It's so funny, three hours, what is this for?"

"It's dirty again, Mu Feng is really full of bad water."

"In terms of shamelessness, I only obey Mu Feng. I dare to tell such jokes."

Mu Feng covered his mouth ironically, and said with a smile: "My God, it's been three hours, it's a dangerous period, hurry up, big sister, come here, sit down."

"What is the dangerous period? It's called the fatigue period." Sun Yue curled his lips.

Mu Feng: "You said that this eldest sister just sit there and it's over? No, just watch her take out a wet tissue from her pocket and wipe it vigorously."

Having said that, Mu Feng slapped the table: "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? You don't know what it means? I think you are dirty!" Sun Yue said.

Mu Feng: "Think I'm dirty? My new underpants today, why does she think I'm dirty?"

"..."

(End of this chapter)