I contracted the entertainment industry

Chapter 215

night.

eight o'clock.

The cross talk between Mu Feng and Sun Yue is still in full swing. According to the announcement made by the live broadcast platform, the two have to talk for at least an hour.

If conditions permit, the time may be extended, but this depends on the strength of the audience.

At this time, the number of online users in Mu Feng's live broadcast room was close to 20, and many people who were watching the Happy Challenge came here.

In an instant, the audience of the Happy Challenge dropped by half, which made Ding Shi very annoyed. He kept cursing Mu Feng in his heart. The results are all good.

No, you absolutely can't sit still, you have to take action, since Mu Feng is not benevolent, then don't blame him for being unrighteous.

Find someone to make trouble in the past!

Ding Shi gritted his teeth, "If you don't make it easy for me, I won't make it easy for you either."

Besides, Wang Renxing, regarding Mu Feng's live broadcast of cross talk tonight, he has long been prepared to fight back.

Isn't it live broadcast?

You, Mu Feng, are just a layman. You may attract some audiences with the gimmick of cross talk, but it is definitely not as good as a real capable and popular female anchor.

Let's wait and see who can have the last laugh!
……

Cuttlefish Live.

As Mu Feng talked, he was a little bit out of the script, which made Sun Yue very helpless. He could only cooperate as much as possible. Anyway, today's protagonist is not him, he is here to make soy sauce.

"Some people always like to talk about vulgarity, so that they can show their elegance."

After a pause, Mu Feng continued: "Actually, comedians say that other people are vulgar because they are envious and jealous!"

Sun Yue said with a smile: "Only among peers is the hatred of Chi Guoguo."

Mu Feng said: "I have a poem that writes about the current situation of the cross talk industry."

"Oh? Really?" Sun Yue said, "You can read it to everyone."

Mu Feng cleared his throat, and then read: "Looking forward to the spring in the dead of winter, looking forward to the morning sun in the middle of the night, looking forward to rich money with a beautiful face, and looking forward to a gangster with a lazy mistress..."

The last sentence was quickly said, but Mu Feng suddenly raised his voice.

"Those who talk about cross talk are looking forward to death!"

This doggerel is called Ba Pan, and it came from the mouth of the famous cross talk actor Guo Degang. At that time, this poem was used by him to satirize his colleagues.

In this situation, Mu Feng and Guo Degang's situation is a bit similar. They are not recognized by the cross talk circles, and even resisted and blocked, which can be used to vent.

"Those who talk about cross talk are looking forward to death, I will go, this is really hurtful."

"You great prostitute, are people in the cross talk world so dark? Are they walking together looking forward to death?"

"Although colleagues are enemies, the hatred among cross talk actors is too great, right?"

Mu Feng was having a good time, but people in the cross talk circle were so angry that they jumped and scolded their mothers, especially Wang Renxing, who was watching the live broadcast, his face turned green.

"Mu Feng, your uncle, you've been scolding endlessly, haven't you? Well, well, just laugh, and you will be ashamed later."

"What is elegance? What is vulgarity?" Mu Feng asked.

"Many people are discussing this on the Internet now." Sun Yue laughed.

"Listening to symphony music is elegant, listening to Internet songs is vulgar." Mu Feng said.

"Hi."

"Listening to celebrity lip-syncing is elegant, watching online originals is vulgar."

Sun Yue shook his head helplessly: "This is troublesome."

"Looking so elegant, the couple said pornographic jokes are vulgar, drinking coffee is elegant, and eating garlic is vulgar."

As soon as this remark came out, the audience all laughed loudly on the screen.

Mu Feng scolded: "The great man taught us...fuck his grandma."

Sun Yue let out an ah, and hurriedly asked, "Which great man said that?"

"My second uncle."

"..."

"That's really down-to-earth."

"Fuck his grandma, hahaha."

Mu Feng smiled and said: "I said it on stage last time, Gao Ya, the sincerity is not pretending, it's the fucking grandson who is pretending."

Hearing this, Wang Renxing was so angry that he almost dropped his phone.

Mu Feng continued to scold: "With that free time, wouldn't you talk about tongue twisters and practice basic skills? For cross talk, this is the real thing."

Sun Yue said "hmm", "That's true."

Mu Feng talked more and more enthusiastically.

"Sometimes I see them pretending to be mad at me, live a good life, what's going on all day long? When I get on the bus, it's crowded like sour pears, my face is green, and I have to beg for nothing Reluctantly stretched out an English newspaper. Do you understand you?"

"Also, on the side of the road, when you speak, you speak half Chinese and half English."

"Really?" Sun Yue asked.

Mu Feng said: "It's the same with buying apples, sir, is your apple worth two yuan and seven catties? You said you bought rotten apples, so what are you doing?"

Sun Yue smiled: "Yes."

Mu Feng: "There are also those with a big gold chain."

"Golden chain?" Sun Yue said.

Mu Feng curled his lips and said, "Don't sweat, if you sweat, your vest will be dirty."

Sun Yue said: "Hey, is it fading? Isn't it gold?"

Mu Feng: "Plastic, copper injection!"

"Well, this is too fake." Sun Yue shook his head again and again.

Mu Feng: "There is another kind of person. After eating here, they say I will sign the bill, but the waiter over there says sorry, sir, and cannot sign the bill. Then I will swipe the card..."

Speaking of this, Mu Feng paused, and said with contempt: "You just eat a bowl of wontons, what kind of card do you use?"

Sun Yue was immediately happy: "It's not worth it."

"Wolves with big tails in clean clothes, especially those who talk about cross talk, demand this elegance and that elegance all day long. Wasn't it yesterday? I heard that the cross talk world has another meeting."

Sun Yue blinked and said, "Hey, this meeting is a little busy."

Mu Feng smiled and said, "Isn't that right, those people have no place to talk about cross talk, so the only thing left is the meeting."

"Go there to practice basic skills?" Sun Yue said.

Mu Feng continued: "Some time ago there was a master of cross talk, Wang Moumou."

Sun Yue rolled his eyes and said, "Master, you dare not leave your full name?"

Cross talk master Wang Moumou?
This is obviously alluding to Wang Renxing.

The audience cheered up, and they all looked forward to what kind of golden sentence Mu Feng would say again.

Mu Feng said: "He asked me to go to his house and told me what is elegant and vulgar. I thought it would be inappropriate not to go, after all, he has a big wrist, maybe he will block me again."

Sun Yue nodded hastily: "Well, we have to go."

Mu Feng said: "As soon as I entered the door, heh, there are still couplets hanging in the house, and the cultural atmosphere is very strong. I have been lying on the beach for two and a half years. Today, the waves beat me over."

Sun Yue was puzzled: "Oh?"

Mu Feng suppressed a smile and said, "I think about it carefully, this is a bastard."

The audience roared with laughter.

Lost, too bad.

After Wang Renxing heard this, he swayed and almost fainted.

Mu Feng said: "Oh, by the way, there are still these two books on his desk, they are very profound, and at first glance, they must be read by educated and elegant people."

Sun Yue asked, "What book?"

"A Xinhua Dictionary."

Sun Yue nodded again and again: "There are great questions in the dictionary, and it's not easy to learn them thoroughly. What about the second one?"

Mu Feng said: "The second book is "How to Look Up a Dictionary."

Sun Yue: "Well, the co-author of this master can't even read a dictionary."

Mu Feng: "Then the master began to give me lessons. This one must be elegant, and it shouldn't be vulgar. We are desperately elegant, so we shouldn't be vulgar. At the end, guess what they said? Xiaofeng, don't be unhappy , you can choose not to be silenced, but we will silence you soon."

silence you?

Mu Feng's words are undoubtedly satirizing the shady existence of the Happy Challenge, saying that whoever is eliminated will be eliminated.

"The master also said earnestly, you don't understand me now, so you scold me, and when you understand me, you have to kill me."

Sun Yue said: "Hey, he also knows that he is hated."

Hahahaha!

(End of this chapter)