I contracted the entertainment industry

Chapter 233 New Terms

Cuttlefish Live.

Mu Feng is doing a wonderful stand-up comedy performance. This is the first time he has spoken stand-up. He may not be as familiar with his counterpart cross talk, but it also made the audience laugh.

At this time, there were nearly [-] viewers in the live broadcast room, and all kinds of gifts flew up, making Mu Feng rush to the top of today's gift list in an instant.

Seeing this scene, the other anchors on the Moyu platform expressed their helplessness. There was nothing they could do. Mu Feng's appeal was too strong, even if they joined forces, they couldn't do it.

Besides, Jin Yihan's lesson is still vivid in his memory, who would dare to touch that bad luck, unless he doesn't want to mess around in the live broadcasting industry.

"It's the first time I heard stand-up comedy. I didn't expect it to be so interesting. I thought it would be boring."

"Why does this guy know everything? I wonder if he is human."

"I like Mu Feng, I hate the sky, I hate the air, the entertainment industry is only interesting with him."

"Because Mu Feng fell in love with cross talk, yesterday I specially found a few so-called classic cross talk to listen to. I don't think it's funny at all."

"Teacher Mu, are you going to abandon Sun Yue? I hope you two can always be partners."

……

"I recently discovered that many new terms appeared on the Internet, which are very interesting and interesting." Mu Feng said with a smile.

As soon as these words came out, the barrage gushed out like a spring, covering the entire computer screen.

"What new term?"

"Mu Feng is going to drive again, brothers, swipe your card to get in the car."

"Don't drive, it will flip over!"

"Why do I feel that many new terms are created by Mu Feng?"

Mu Feng also ignored the audience's comments, and just continued: "I'm making a fool of myself, it's so silly to say that the new term is a reality show."

"puff!"

"Ha ha!"

"It's amazing, who is Mu Feng trying to blackmail?"

"Uncle, I believe you. It turns out that the reality show is meant to make a fool of yourself. I have learned a lot today."

Mu Feng said: "Now the reality show has the highest ratings. To tell you the truth, there was a reality show looking for me two days ago. It asked me to ride a bicycle to visit the wildlife park."

"Alas!"

"Bike safari? Are you sure it's a reality show, not death?"

"Which show is so 6!"

"This seems to be satirizing the tiger attack in the safari park two days ago?"

Mu Feng said: "Don't tell me, they gave you a lot of money, 250 million! But the problem is that I am riding, what should I do if I suddenly lose the chain?"

"Cold salad!"

"250 million, Khan, did the show crew deliberately run on Mu Feng?"

Mu Feng: "Let the female monkey catch up, and at most give me two kisses, what if the tiger catches up? The 250 million is the dowry for my daughter-in-law's remarriage."

"Damn, daughter-in-law? Is Mu Feng married?"

"This is stand-up comedy. It has nothing to do with reality. Don't listen to this guy's nonsense. He doesn't even have a girlfriend."

"That's good, scare me!"

Mu Feng: "It's not that I'm overthinking, Sun Yue, you know? It's my partner. He never takes his wife with him when he goes to KTV to sing and drink, and he definitely takes his wife when he goes to the wild animal park!"

Listening to Mu Feng's words, and seeing him talking nonsense in a serious manner, the audience laughed so hard that tears almost came out.

"6666."

"Is Sun Yue so good at playing?"

"Haha, won't your conscience hurt if you expose Sun Yue's truth like this?"

"Sun Yue was sold by Mu Feng!"

"Three happy events in life, promotion, fortune, and death of wife."

Mu Feng: "Why? Why do you say? Enai is anyway! If you love your wife, you must take her to the wild animal park. It's best to get out of the car and take a walk, maybe there will be surprises."

Having said that, Mu Feng himself laughed, and hoped that Sun Yue would not come to him desperately.

"Nowadays there is a derogatory term called extramarital affairs. It sounds so sensitive. The new term is called cheating. It sounds so bourgeois. It reminds people of poetry and distant places."

"Halo, it's a petty bourgeoisie..."

"Nimma, is cheating compatible with poetry and distance?"

"Whoever cheats in the future means living a life of petty bourgeoisie?"

Mu Feng said: "You ask me if I will cheat? I can't, I can't go out if I want to cheat, I can only lie on the rails, because I am not a warm man, I am a hot dog at most, I take it to pad my stomach when I am hungry .”

"Damn it, blackmail yourself."

"Come cheat on me, Mr. Mu, you can do whatever you want."

"Find your wife first and then talk about cheating. You can't even cheat now."

Mu Feng: "Now, some young girls like older ones. The new term is uncle control. The other day Sun Yue complained to me that no one likes him. He looks the most like an uncle. I told him People are controlled by uncles, not uncles."

"..."

"Sun Yue was hacked again, so pitiful."

"Sun Yue wants to die. I feel sorry for you for a minute."

"Mu Feng is really wicked. His grandson Yue is a bit anxious, but he is not a master."

Mu Feng: "There is also a word that is very popular recently, baby. The word baby used to refer to teenagers and children, but now men in their 40s can also say that baby wants to poop!"

"Hahaha, nothing wrong, the baby wants to poop."

"It's a really disgusting word coming out of some people's mouths."

"Disgusting the word!"

Mu Feng: "This kind of person uses a new term to call him cute, but an old saying is lack of understanding."

After a pause, Mu Feng continued: "In the past, this dog was also a curse, a dog traitor, a dog spy, and a dog thing. Now, white-collar workers are called overtime dogs, bachelors are called single dogs, and women are called, uh... It's also called a partner, and it's too ugly to be called a dog."

"Fortunately, I'm not a dog. The programmer passed by."

"Student dog passing by."

"The brick-moving dog passed by."

"Single dog + postgraduate entrance examination dog."

Mu Feng: "What is the most valuable term now? Fresh meat! Isn't it? We don't know which part of the meat it is, but it is definitely tender. You don't need to rinse it and you can eat it with the sauce. Speaking of this fresh meat Meat, go back a few years and my partner Sun Yue was also a young man."

"Alas!"

"Are you kidding me? Sun Yue is a little fresh meat, he is old bacon."

"Is Sun Yue tricking so much?"

"Mr. Mu, can black people not be blackmailed alone? Can't we change it?"

Mu Feng: "Along with Xiao Xianrou, a new term has been derived, called face replacement actor. Xiao Xianrou is filming, when he wants face, he will do it himself, and if he is shameless, he will find a substitute."

"Awesome, are you scolding Xiao Xianrou?"

"Haha, it's amazing to be shameless and find a substitute."

"Mu Feng really dares to say that he is not afraid of Xiao Xianrou coming to him."

Mu Feng: "Two days ago, a production team approached Sun Yue and asked him to be a naked substitute for Xiao Xianrou. Sun Yue thought he didn't look like Xiao Xianrou. The crew said it would be absolutely fine. The character played by Xiao Xianrou drowned. , Soak in the river for a year, you look just right."

"Did Sun Yue have a grudge against Mu Feng in his previous life? He has been spoiled by Mu Feng all day, so he won't run away?"

"I found that Mu Feng is a black Sun Yue who changes his ways, and he never tires of it."

"Is Sun Yue watching the live broadcast? Go to Weibo and call him."

Mu Feng: "In the end, I have to complain about this new term. The new term is not a fig leaf. There is no bottom line. No matter how subtle you say it, it means shameless. The word gossip comes from the Book of Changes, but it is placed in the new term. It’s just chewing your tongue, no matter how thick your foundation is, it’s impossible not to wash your face all your life, my parents often tell me to be an honest person and do things in a down-to-earth way, this old saying has no shelf life, it’s a new term forever.”

(End of this chapter)