I contracted the entertainment industry

Chapter 92 How about telling me about cross talk?
Cross talk is a kind of rap art, which is rooted in the folk, originated from life, and is deeply loved by the people at the bottom.

After years of development, crosstalk has gradually developed into many types: stand-up crosstalk, dialogue crosstalk, and group crosstalk.

The originator of cross talk is Zhang Sanlu, and it is divided into many genres. Famous cross talk performers include Ma Sanli, Hou Baolin, Chang Baokun, Su Wenmao, Liu Baorui and so on.

It is a pity that in modern times, the older generation of cross talk masters headed by Hou Baolin and Ma Sanli have fallen one after another, and the cross talk career has fallen into a trough.

Until 05, the Deyun Society represented by Guo Degang suddenly emerged, and with the help of new media such as the Internet, it successfully saved the endangered cross talk.

This is the situation on the earth where Mu Feng lived in his previous life. As for the cross talk in this world, he has no idea.

"Mr. Mu, there are now three masters in our cross talk world, divided into Bie Sun Shoukang, Wang Renxing, and Liu Changsheng. Each of them has their own style and characteristics, and they have many disciples."

"However, even for them, those who stand in this industry pyramid want to hold a cross talk performance, and not many people are willing to come, especially young people. The understanding of cross talk is only four words, which is boring."

"In the past, cross talk tickets cost 100 yuan a ticket, but now no one comes for [-] yuan. Gradually, more and more people give up and continue to talk about cross talk for their livelihood and family pressure."

"I chose to quit the cross talk world. I am definitely not the first, and definitely not the last. Although I don't want to admit it, cross talk has indeed entered a severe winter. Due to the impact of the Internet, it may soon die out."

After hearing what this person said, Mu Feng nodded. It seems that the cross talk in this world is the same as that on the earth. When it reaches the bottleneck period, there must be someone to break the current predicament and bring it to rise again.

The earth has Guo Degang, who broke all kinds of rules and regulations, made an enemy of the entire cross talk world, and finally saved the cross talk.

Although there is no Guo Degang in this world, but there is him, a god-man with a plug-in, with him, he can beat a hundred Guo Degang.

"Brother, what's your name?"

The two chatted for a long time, and Mu Feng still didn't know what his last name was.

"Sun Yue!"

"Say it again, what's your name?" Mu Feng looked in disbelief.

"Sun, Sun Yue, what's wrong?"

"It's okay, this name is very good!" Mu Feng thought it was God's will.

On Earth, Sun Yue is the partner of Yue Yunpeng, the leader of the new generation of cross talk. The two people's cooperation is a tacit understanding. To be honest, without him, Yue Yunpeng's cross talk would not be so good at all.

Before Sun Yue, Shi Yunfeng was Yue Yunpeng's partner. Although the two cooperated well, they were not as good as Sun Yue.

When it comes to cross talk, being funny is naturally the most important thing, but you can’t be weak when you’re talking. As a partner, the two must have a tacit understanding, the ability to respond on the spot and the ability to deal with emergencies. Of course, this requires long-term running-in to form. A day's work.

"Teacher Mu, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?" Seeing Mu Feng's shock, Sun Yue was a little confused.

"Sun Yue, right? Do you still want to talk about cross talk?" Mu Feng asked seriously.

"I'm thinking about it, but I can't go on. As a man, I can't earn any money. I always let my wife take care of me. The pressure is too great." Sun Yue said helplessly.

It is said that cross talk has been his hobby since he was a child, and it has been 21 years now. If it is not really impossible, how could he give up.

"Are you a joker or a flatterer, which one are you good at?" Mu Feng asked.

"I can come here twice, but I prefer to make jokes, and teasing doesn't seem to suit me." Sun Yue said.

"Okay, since the destiny is like this, then I'd rather be respectful than obedient." Mu Feng murmured, then suddenly looked at Sun Yue, and said, "Would you like to talk about cross talk with me?"

"Follow you to talk about cross talk?" Sun Yue was not as excited as Mu Feng imagined, but instead looked suspicious.

"What's the matter, don't you believe me?"

Sun Yue nodded: "Why didn't I know you could also speak cross talk?"

"You don't know, but it doesn't mean I can't." Mu Feng smiled: "If you believe me, you can follow me, if you don't believe it, forget it."

Sun Yue hesitated, he was no longer the stunned young man he was back then, he now has a wife, a child, and a family, he can no longer let others pay for his dreams.

Therefore, even when facing Mu Feng, the idol he admired, Sun Yue was cautious.

"Mr. Mu, can you come for a while?"

No matter how nice the words are, it is better to have some real materials, so as to be convincing.

"Want to find out more about me?" Mu Feng guessed Sun Yue's thoughts at once.

"We have four basic skills in cross talk. How about learning to sing and sing? Why don't you just pick one and try it?" Sun Yue did not embarrass Mu Feng too much.

"You are too childish, how about we see the real kung fu in our mouths? Dare you?" Mu Feng said.

Sun Yue was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

"It's very simple. The two of us impromptuly said that it was a mule or a horse that came out for a walk. You can see if I am bragging, and I will see how your skills are."

"Okay, no problem." Sun Yue agreed without thinking, just kidding, can he be afraid of a person who has never talked about cross talk?
"Well, okay, for example, here is the stage, and below is the audience. Now we are starting to get into the role, and we can't lose track."

"First, let me introduce myself." Mu Feng is a professional, and it only takes a second to enter the scene.

Sun Yue nodded: "Okay!"

"My name is Mu Feng."

"My name is Sun Yue."

"Yes, this is Teacher Sun." Mu Feng pointed.

Sun Yue looked at Mu Feng's ability to do things with ease, and it really seemed like that, which was a bit interesting.

"Ms. Sun, I really like chatting with you."

"Really?" Sun Yue answered.

"That's not true, you are full of positive energy."

Sun Yue was taken aback, and hurriedly stopped Mu Feng, saying: "It's not you waiting, what is Zhengneng meat?"

Mu Feng asked puzzledly, "What's that called?"

Sun Yue: "Positive energy."

"Oh, full of positive energy." Mu Feng nodded: "Mr. Sun, let me ask you if you have any ideals? If you were given a chance, what would you like to do?"

"I want to lose weight!" Sun Yue said seriously.

"Losing weight?" Mu Feng was stunned for a moment, then looked at Sun Yue's fat body, and said, "Is it too difficult? How about another one?"

"What do you mean by changing one? Not changing!" Sun Yue shook his head again and again.

"Hey, you are a person who is good in everything and happy in everything, such as marriage."

Mu Feng looked envious: "I heard that your marriage is particularly rough."

Sun Yue: "What do you call this? Whose marriage is described as rough?"

"That's it? Winding?" Mu Feng changed the word again.

"Windling?" Sun Yue said, "Windling doesn't make sense, does it? It should be bumpy."

"Yes, it's rough. Your marriage is particularly rough." Mu Feng said and actually laughed with schadenfreude.

"No!" Sun Yue hastily denied, "My marriage is going well."

Mu Feng: "Online shopping!"

"Online shopping? Hey, what you mean, my daughter-in-law bought it?" Sun Yue was full of black lines, and silently mourned for his wife for 3 minutes in his heart.

"Internet chat!" Mu Feng hastily changed his words.

"Online dating, right?" Sun Yue nodded.

"Hey, yes, online dating, the two of you made an appointment to meet, and the girl saw it, oh brother, you are too fat, too fat." Mu Feng imitated that girl, with a disgusted look on his face.

Sun Yue was just about to answer, but Mu Feng didn't give a chance at all, and imitated his tone and said: "Hey, girl, I'm a little fatter, but I'm honest, and I still have money. "

"Girl said honest people have money too, okay, then I promise you, I'm pregnant anyway."

"Sun Yue took a look, heh, it's easy! Oh my god, the two of you are getting married!" After speaking, Mu Feng turned his face and looked at Sun Yue who was at the side.

"Am I short-hearted?" Sun Yue rolled his eyes, speechless.

Mu Feng: "Who said no! Look at me, I haven't found a partner yet. After my careful research and analysis, I found that girls like this."

"What kind?" Sun Yue asked curiously.

"I like tall ones, handsome ones, rich ones, and temperamental ones, right?"

Mu Feng snapped his fingers like a few treasures, then changed the subject and said with a smile: "What do you think of me?"

"You?" Sun Yue looked Mu Feng up and down: "You managed to escape."

"Are you hiding completely?" Mu Feng asked again.

"Too thorough!" Sun Yue finally found a chance to attack Mu Feng, so he could be merciful.

"I don't even like to hear your words!" Mu Feng waved his hand.

Sun Yue: "What's the matter, what do you mean you don't like to listen?"

"Let me tell you, the most important thing for a person is the beauty of the soul, and the beauty of the soul is the most beautiful." Mu Feng gave a thumbs up.

"Well, that's true." Sun Yue nodded.

"As long as you find a good boss, work hard, get up early and return late every day, and work overtime often, sooner or later this boss..."

"How?" Sun Yue interjected.

Mu Feng: "There will be more money!"

Sun Yue was a little overwhelmed by Mu Feng, this guy's words were completely unreasonable.

Seeing that Sun Yue couldn't pick it up, Mu Feng said to himself, "You asked me just now, and you need to find a good job."

Sun Yue: "Yes, what's your job? Let me know."

"My work..." Speaking of work, Mu Feng covered his face all of a sudden, wanting to cry without tears.

"Why do I hear that your job is a bit miserable." Sun Yue said with a smile.

Mu Feng: "I'm an undercover agent!"

"Oh, undercover, a car repairer?" Sun Yue said.

"What do you call a car repairer?" Mu Feng asked back.

Sun Yue: "Lying under the car, changing engine oil and so on."

"Is this called undercover?" Mu Feng said unconvinced.

Sun Yue: "Isn't it?"

"No!" Mu Feng shook his head.

"Oh, he's not a car repairer, is he?" Sun Yue thought for a while, then said, "The police."

Mu Feng frowned, with an exaggerated expression: "No, not too vigilant!"

Sun Yue frowned: "Not too alert?"

Mu Feng smiled embarrassedly and said, "There is no certificate yet."

Sun Yue: "Security! Is it security?"

Mu Feng: "A dog's eyes look down on people, and you are a dog's eyes on people."

Sun Yue was dumbfounded. Just as he was talking, why did Mu Feng still curse? Although it was very painful, he still had to continue: "No, what do you mean?"

Mu Feng: "Why are you so accurate?"

"Hi, are you the security guard?" Sun Yue said.

Mu Feng: "What's wrong with the security guard? Don't look at me as a security guard."

Sun Yue: "What's the matter?"

Mu Feng: "But I earn less! What's wrong? Am I proud?"

As soon as these words came out, Sun Yue almost burst out laughing, this burden is simply too wonderful.

"No, then how much do you earn a month?"

Mu Feng: "Less than twenty thousand!"

"You wait, you wait." Seeing that Mu Feng wanted to go on, Sun Yue immediately stopped him and said, "You work as a security guard for less than [-] a month?"

Mu Feng: "What's wrong?"

Sun Yue rolled his eyes and said, "You earn too much, don't you? No, how much do you earn exactly?"

"One thousand and six!" Mu Feng replied generously.

"One thousand and six? One thousand and six is ​​less than [-]?" Sun Yue asked with his eyes wide open.

"Has it reached [-]?" Mu Feng asked back.

Sun Yue was a little messy, thought for a while, and said: "Oh, it's not here, it's not here."

"Don't look at me earning only one thousand and sixteen, but I'm very happy." Mu Feng said proudly.

"Why are you still happy?" Sun Yue was puzzled.

Mu Feng shrugged: "Because I have nothing to do."

"Hey, your attitude towards life is quite open." Sun Yue was convinced.

"Haha, don't look at me earning less, and I don't live well." Mu Feng looked embarrassed: "What's the matter, I'm still happy."

"Okay, okay!" At this point, Sun Yue didn't know how to answer it.

Mu Feng: "Hey, I'm just happy! Hahahaha!"

"Hey, this one thousand and six is ​​about to be run crazy by you." Sun Yue said, "Why is your life bad? Tell me, and I'll listen."

Mu Feng: "Have you ever seen bunk beds?"

Sun Yue: "Of course I've seen it. The dorms in the school are bunk beds."

Mu Feng: "Have you ever seen a bunk bed?"

Sun Yue: "The train sleeper, that's it."

Mu Feng: "Then have you ever seen the upper, middle upper, middle lower, and lower bunks?"

Hearing this, Sun Yue was dumbfounded: "Fourth, the fourth floor?"

"Well, yes, have you seen it?" Mu Feng asked.

"No!" Sun Yue shook his head.

Mu Feng continued: "Have you seen upper, upper middle, middle, lower middle, and lower bunk? Haha, I live on the middle floor."

Sun Yue: "Oh, do you live on the third floor?"

"Hey, that's right, what's the matter, I'm still very happy!" Mu Feng shook his head, not wanting to be beaten.

Sun Yue: "Oh, I think you are really crazy!"

Mu Feng: "I was thinking just now, if one day, I suddenly become rich."

Sun Yue: "What's the matter?"

Mu Feng: "I'll eat it, Fang! Easy! Noodles!"

Sun Yue curled his lips: "What do you mean by being rich?"

"Soak it in hot water!" Mu Feng added.

Sun Yue: "Did you soak it in cold water?"

Mu Feng: "It's not very tasty!"

Sun Yue: "That's not delicious."

Mu Feng: "I still eat luxury food."

Sun Yue: "What luxury food?"

Mu Feng: "Yellow! Braised! Chicken! Rice! Rice!"

Sun Yue: "Hey, this is quite a luxury for you, most of us don't eat it."

Mu Feng: "Anyway, I'm rich, very rich! Then I will engage in real estate! Build a community!"

Sun Yue: "What kind of community is built?"

Mu Feng: "I'll build a community called Hai first, and I won't sell the house."

Sun Yue: "Why don't you sell it?"

Mu Feng: "I will build several more communities around this community and sell them at a high price!"

Sun Yue: "Can you sell it?"

Mu Feng: "Of course, this is a sea view room!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)