Forgot to turn off the live broadcast: I can't hide the fact that I know magic

Chapter 84 Farce
"Look, even Boy Yuan said it tastes better than shit, are you sure you don't want to have a bite?"

Yuandian's opening seemed to give Zuo Daoyan confidence. He raised the durian pulp he was holding higher and said firmly to Li Xuanzhe.

Li Xuanzhe cast a puzzled look at Sister Zhou behind Zuo Daoyan.

"Are you sure this kid is mentally fine?"

Sister Zhou spread her hands helplessly. She knew that Zuo Daoyan was not a bad person, but his personality was rather distinct.

But her current performance also made her doubt her previous judgment.

"enough!"

"What do you think this is?"

"Is the party coming?"

Seeing that no one paid attention to him at all, Yuandian went crazy.

Where does he not bring his own spotlight, the center of the crowd's attention?
But in front of Li Xuanzhe Zuo Daoyan and Zhou Jie, they have been ignored and never taken seriously.

"I don't think there is any need to wait for the law enforcement officer to come. I will kill you now. If the law enforcement officer comes, someone will collect your body."

Yuan Dian sneered, greeted his younger brother and rushed towards Li Xuanzhe.

Zuo Daoyan, being a ghost, immediately dragged Sister Zhou and ran away, throwing Li Xuanzhe himself among the masked pony boys.

"Okay, it just so happened that the law enforcement officer came to collect your body."

Li Xuanzhe nodded, waved his hand to add a special effect of steel and iron, and just stood still, letting the group of masked boys rush towards him.

Due to Liu Ling's request not to hurt his precious mobile phone, the group of masked boys didn't have machetes, but they all brought knuckles!

Two people were in charge of grabbing the fruit sixteen held in Li Xuanzhe's hand, and the remaining dozens of people rushed forward, hugged Li Xuanzhe tightly, and pressed him under their bodies.

This is the simplest and most effective human wave tactic!
If Li Xuanzhe was just an ordinary person, I'm afraid he wouldn't even be able to climb up now, not to mention crawling, he wouldn't even be able to catch his breath.

But Li Xuanzhe is no ordinary person!

With the reinforced steel frame, he was even stronger than the iron-headed boy. When the person at the bottom pressed him down, he felt like he was pressing on an uneven cement floor, which made him feel pain everywhere.

Not only that, with the follow-up pressure of dozens of people, not to mention Li Xuanzhe, even several of these masked boys are almost out of breath.

"You idiots, get up quickly, I'm going to lose my temper."

"I'm better than you? Down there, this guy is so hard!"

"Are you serious or not?"

……

The hall suddenly became noisy, and several guys tried to snatch the Fruit Sixteen from Li Xuanzhe's hand, but no matter what, they couldn't get Fruit Sixteen out of Li Xuanzhe's tightly gripped hands.

In the end, they made a unanimous decision, that is, to cut off Li Xuanzhe's arm, and then Fruit Sixteen would naturally come out.

And then they did!
With a loud "ding dong"!
The mask holding the knife was numb, because there were bones and he was afraid that he would not be able to cut it off, so he used a lot of strength, so after cutting this knife, his tiger's mouth was directly split, and blood flowed from his hand.

But this guy has no time to care about this now, he is completely confused!

At the same time, the few horses holding down Li Xuanzhe at the bottom were exhausted, but he did not continue to hold them down for fear that his companions would not die below.

In fact, some people actually think so!
There was a man above him who was pressing down on the person below him, and kept murmuring: "Brother, please die, please die quickly. If you die, I can sleep with your wife openly." .”

"And your child, too naughty, I don't like it very much, so I can only send you to an orphanage."

"By the way, just give me your pension. I just want to change a car recently."

……

A farce unfolded in the hall just like that. Even Yuan Dian didn't expect that he just wanted to kill Li Xuanzhe, and he actually made so many moths.

"The kid should be dead, right?"

Yuan Dian looked at Li Xuanzhe, who was firmly pressed down by a group of masked horse boys, and murmured in a low voice.

He couldn't see clearly what was going on among the crowd, he could only get a rough idea!
"Boss, is he alright?"

"Sister-in-law, what should we do now?"

Zuo Daoyan was also a little panicked. He had given Yuandian the worst this time. Although he did not dare to offend Yuandian, it did not mean that he was afraid. What he was afraid of was that no one would take him to play from now on. This How boring.

"Don't call me sister-in-law!"

Sister Zhou rolled her eyes, she didn't know what to do.

In fact, being able to attend this so-called gathering of high-ranking people is also because of the face of Yuandian.

Now the host of the party is going crazy, probably out of Liu Ling, no one can stop this farce from continuing.

"Trust him, I can only tell you that he is not an ordinary person."

Sister Zhou is not panicked at all. If a cultivator who knows magic is defeated by a group of ordinary people, that would be ridiculous. Then why are these rich second generations pursuing immortality?

Such a weak immortal doesn't matter if he doesn't cultivate!

"You bastards, if Lao Tzu's Fruit Sixteen is crushed by you, you will have to pay for it!"

"A piece of fruit costs more than 1 yuan. Can you afford it?"

Liu Ling seemed a little out of breath, the scene was too chaotic, with his cultivation base, it's okay to fool this group of ignorant ordinary people, it can't play a big role when something happens.

For example, right now, he couldn't see clearly what happened to his Fruit Sixteen in Li Xuanzhe's hands. He also didn't know whether Li Xuanzhe was dead or not after being beaten by so many people.
"Law-enforcement officers do their work, and idlers avoid it. Please don't interfere with official duties, just let it go!"

At this moment, a somewhat majestic voice sounded from outside the crowd.

"A murder has occurred here. From now on, no one is allowed to leave until the suspicion is eliminated!"

A team of law enforcement officers in uniform came over. There were quite a few of them, a dozen of them.

In fact, it was Li Xuanzhe who said it was serious. He said that he was surrounded and beaten by dozens of people, and he was so weak that the law enforcement officers came over quickly.

Law enforcement officers also pay more attention to such large-scale group fights. After receiving the alarm call, they immediately sent someone to lead a team and rushed over.

Zhao Lei is going crazy!

Today was originally the day when he was going to take a vacation to see his mother-in-law, but a sudden call to the police made him put on the uniform of a law enforcement officer and rushed to the scene of the crime.

So he was in a bad mood right now. On the way here, Zhao Lei secretly decided that when he got to the scene, he would arrest everyone first and hand them over to the group of colleagues.

But as soon as he got here, Zhao Lei was terrified.

After opening that very strange door, a stiff corpse fell down immediately, and there were two very fierce-looking dogs beside it!
It's even more exaggerated inside. Who are the people inside?
(End of this chapter)