Treasure Master
Chapter 56 Your name is so funny
Chapter 56 Your name is so funny
"What? How do you know?" The princess was surprised and turned to Hao Qiang.
Only then did Hao Qiang realize that he had slipped his mouth, and hurriedly explained that I accidentally saw them emerging from the ground!Otherwise, why would they come after me?
"Great God Boer! This is indeed our negligence!" The princess lowered her head, "We forgot that those insects are good at making holes!"
"Well, can I ask why those insects have to fight against you?" Hao Qiang began to change the subject.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the question was finished, the princess' eyes lit up, as if she had found the patterned square brick.She hastily pushed the stone brick hard, and as a result, a crack suddenly opened on the entire wall in front of her.
The princess was overjoyed, said "That's great, come with me" and took Hao Qiang's hand and walked in together.
The princess's hand was soft and smooth, but Hao Qiang felt a little distracted when he held it.
Inside the passage is another relatively spacious stone house.After entering, the princess twisted the mechanism immediately, and the crack just now closed with a bang.
Seeing that they had found a way out, both of them breathed a sigh of relief.
"Alas! What else could it be for?" The princess leaned against the wall and sighed, saying slightly tiredly, "These Kunjia warriors have come from thousands of miles away just for our Stone of Life!"
Stone of life?
Hao Qiang just said it silently in his heart and didn't make a sound, but the smart princess had already understood Hao Qiang's thoughts, and explained on the spot that the Stone of Life was their source of all things, the root of life!If it is taken away, the city of life will cease to exist!
That's it! ?
Seeing that the princess's hand was about to let go, Hao Qiang quickly clenched it again, and at the same time asked pretending to be puzzled, so don't you have any emergency mechanism?Could it be that they were allowed to invade and wreak havoc without the power to resist?
"Hey! This time, they should send out the top experts in their clan. Our dragon scale fighters are not their opponents at all!"
The princess finally let go of Hao Qiang's hand, then stroked the wall, and the surroundings suddenly brightened.It turned out that this was a small storage room filled with food shelves.
"However, we are not alone and helpless. My father will definitely ask Asgard for help! Just watch, it won't be long before Odin, the eldest son of the god Boer, will cross the rainbow bridge to rescue him. , these Kunjia fighters will be vulnerable..."
As soon as I said this, the princess seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly her face changed drastically.
And Hao Qiang's complexion also became serious. After hearing terms such as "Odin" and "Rainbow Bridge", combined with the previous "Yalfheim" and "Elf Kingdom", he seemed to be Finally figured out, which sci-fi world did I go to!
However, he also became suspicious because of this, feeling that this world should be more appropriately defined as fantasy or fantasy, right?
"Oops! Broken! Not good!" The princess was shocked and trembled all over, "I...how did I forget such an important thing?"
"what happened?"
"Today... today is the day of Obsidian!" the princess said anxiously, "The tree of life will be temporarily plunged into darkness, and the transportation of the Rainbow Bridge will also be temporarily stagnated. Those insects must have already made plans for today." This day! Great God! Even if the god Boer heard my father's cry for help, he might not be able to come to help!"
yes?
Can't come?
Hao Qiang's mind was no longer here, and he hurriedly asked the princess: My Highness, the Odin you mentioned, does he have a son named Thor?The one with the hammer in his hand...
"It's broken! It's broken!" The princess was so preoccupied that she couldn't listen to Hao Qiang's question, and still said to herself, "For the present plan, we can only hope that the elves of Alfheim can make a move! However, the kingdom of elves is different from the sanctuary. They cannot hear my father's call for help, so how could they rush to rescue? What should we do? Now, our city of life is really in danger..."
"Well... I said, you always say that you are waiting for rescue, waiting for rescue, don't you have the strength to resist the enemy yourself?" Hao Qiang was puzzled.
"Us?" The princess raised her head, her beautiful face shining beautifully under the fluorescent light, "You are right! We have ten war gods. It might be okay if they were all here, but now only a few of them are left.
"Here, the Azure Dragon God of War went to the Magic Sea Desert to practice and will not return until 90 years later; the Xuanwu God of War has just passed his 200th birthday and gave birth to her husband; the master of the Dragon God of War has passed away and is in mourning..." The princess revealed Frustrated, "Right now, the only ones who can barely fight for it are the White Tiger God of War and the Qilin God of War!"
The more Hao Qiang listened, the more confused he became. Why did Chinese elements like "green dragon and white tiger" appear here again?
"However, the only fortunate thing is that my father has been living in the temple, where there is life force protection, and insects should not be able to rush in!" The princess thought to herself, "Everyone under the temple The foundation is made of diamond rock, even if a hole is drilled, it is impossible to get in soon. As long as the stone of life is not taken away, we still have hope..."
During the conversation, Hao Qiang and the princess were standing face to face, and they were very close to each other. Hao Qiang could even feel the princess' heartbeat and body temperature.
Because the princess's veil is hard to hide, and her naked body is looming, in order to show that he is a good young man with a correct mind, Hao Qiang resisted not looking at the princess's watery body, but looked at her sincerely s eyes.
But this beautiful princess and beautiful woman, even her eyes are so charming, but Hao Qiang can't help but lose his mind.
The princess seemed to have noticed something, and after a moment of silence, she said: "My name is Anastasia, you can also call me Princess Tasia! Don't call me eldest sister, okay?"
"Oh, Hao Qiang!" Hearing the princess' self-introduction, Hao Qiang hurriedly said his name, shouting "Fortunate to meet you", and stretched out his hand to the princess.
Hao Qiang's original intention was to shake that soft and smooth jade hand again, but the princess told him very sincerely and politely, "Okay, you don't have to kneel down in this critical time!"
Hearing this, Hao Qiang tilted his body and almost knelt down for her.
"Hao Qiang? Hao Qiang? What a strange name, so interesting..." the princess muttered.
"That's right, I'm exactly the earthling you mentioned, from the earth!" Now, Hao Qiang felt that he had nothing to hide, so he simply told the truth.
"Oh..." Unexpectedly, the princess didn't care much about Hao Qiang's earth identity, she was just whispering "Hao Qiang, Hao Qiang..."
Now, Hao Qiang began to wonder, and saw that when the princess was whispering, there was an expression on her face that wanted to laugh but didn't dare.
"What's wrong? My name, is there something wrong?"
"No...nothing...haha..." The princess said it was nothing, but she still couldn't help laughing, and her laughter also contained a bit of lust.
"What's the matter?" Seeing the princess laughing so hard, Hao Qiang became more and more uncertain.
"Excuse...excuse me for being rude!" The princess laughed a few more times before saying, "I really didn't mean to offend, I just thought of a very funny thing! Hehe..."
What is it all?
Hao Qiang looked at her embarrassingly, and said in his heart, is my name funny?Is it the same pronunciation as some obscene noun in their country?
"It's like this, ahaha..." the princess covered her mouth and said the answer, "In our city of life, almost all ethnic groups and tribes have a traditional custom. That is, whenever a new couple gets married and enters the cave* Fang, they would keep calling each other's name on that...that or something on their wedding night. This is an ancient ritual, I was thinking...hehe...your name is so honorable!"
To be honest, Hao Qiang really didn't understand what she meant at the beginning, until after thinking about it two or three times in his heart, he finally realized it.
It turns out that what the princess told was not a bad joke, but a dirty joke.
I Nima...
This……
Is this girl really a princess?
(End of this chapter)
"What? How do you know?" The princess was surprised and turned to Hao Qiang.
Only then did Hao Qiang realize that he had slipped his mouth, and hurriedly explained that I accidentally saw them emerging from the ground!Otherwise, why would they come after me?
"Great God Boer! This is indeed our negligence!" The princess lowered her head, "We forgot that those insects are good at making holes!"
"Well, can I ask why those insects have to fight against you?" Hao Qiang began to change the subject.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the question was finished, the princess' eyes lit up, as if she had found the patterned square brick.She hastily pushed the stone brick hard, and as a result, a crack suddenly opened on the entire wall in front of her.
The princess was overjoyed, said "That's great, come with me" and took Hao Qiang's hand and walked in together.
The princess's hand was soft and smooth, but Hao Qiang felt a little distracted when he held it.
Inside the passage is another relatively spacious stone house.After entering, the princess twisted the mechanism immediately, and the crack just now closed with a bang.
Seeing that they had found a way out, both of them breathed a sigh of relief.
"Alas! What else could it be for?" The princess leaned against the wall and sighed, saying slightly tiredly, "These Kunjia warriors have come from thousands of miles away just for our Stone of Life!"
Stone of life?
Hao Qiang just said it silently in his heart and didn't make a sound, but the smart princess had already understood Hao Qiang's thoughts, and explained on the spot that the Stone of Life was their source of all things, the root of life!If it is taken away, the city of life will cease to exist!
That's it! ?
Seeing that the princess's hand was about to let go, Hao Qiang quickly clenched it again, and at the same time asked pretending to be puzzled, so don't you have any emergency mechanism?Could it be that they were allowed to invade and wreak havoc without the power to resist?
"Hey! This time, they should send out the top experts in their clan. Our dragon scale fighters are not their opponents at all!"
The princess finally let go of Hao Qiang's hand, then stroked the wall, and the surroundings suddenly brightened.It turned out that this was a small storage room filled with food shelves.
"However, we are not alone and helpless. My father will definitely ask Asgard for help! Just watch, it won't be long before Odin, the eldest son of the god Boer, will cross the rainbow bridge to rescue him. , these Kunjia fighters will be vulnerable..."
As soon as I said this, the princess seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly her face changed drastically.
And Hao Qiang's complexion also became serious. After hearing terms such as "Odin" and "Rainbow Bridge", combined with the previous "Yalfheim" and "Elf Kingdom", he seemed to be Finally figured out, which sci-fi world did I go to!
However, he also became suspicious because of this, feeling that this world should be more appropriately defined as fantasy or fantasy, right?
"Oops! Broken! Not good!" The princess was shocked and trembled all over, "I...how did I forget such an important thing?"
"what happened?"
"Today... today is the day of Obsidian!" the princess said anxiously, "The tree of life will be temporarily plunged into darkness, and the transportation of the Rainbow Bridge will also be temporarily stagnated. Those insects must have already made plans for today." This day! Great God! Even if the god Boer heard my father's cry for help, he might not be able to come to help!"
yes?
Can't come?
Hao Qiang's mind was no longer here, and he hurriedly asked the princess: My Highness, the Odin you mentioned, does he have a son named Thor?The one with the hammer in his hand...
"It's broken! It's broken!" The princess was so preoccupied that she couldn't listen to Hao Qiang's question, and still said to herself, "For the present plan, we can only hope that the elves of Alfheim can make a move! However, the kingdom of elves is different from the sanctuary. They cannot hear my father's call for help, so how could they rush to rescue? What should we do? Now, our city of life is really in danger..."
"Well... I said, you always say that you are waiting for rescue, waiting for rescue, don't you have the strength to resist the enemy yourself?" Hao Qiang was puzzled.
"Us?" The princess raised her head, her beautiful face shining beautifully under the fluorescent light, "You are right! We have ten war gods. It might be okay if they were all here, but now only a few of them are left.
"Here, the Azure Dragon God of War went to the Magic Sea Desert to practice and will not return until 90 years later; the Xuanwu God of War has just passed his 200th birthday and gave birth to her husband; the master of the Dragon God of War has passed away and is in mourning..." The princess revealed Frustrated, "Right now, the only ones who can barely fight for it are the White Tiger God of War and the Qilin God of War!"
The more Hao Qiang listened, the more confused he became. Why did Chinese elements like "green dragon and white tiger" appear here again?
"However, the only fortunate thing is that my father has been living in the temple, where there is life force protection, and insects should not be able to rush in!" The princess thought to herself, "Everyone under the temple The foundation is made of diamond rock, even if a hole is drilled, it is impossible to get in soon. As long as the stone of life is not taken away, we still have hope..."
During the conversation, Hao Qiang and the princess were standing face to face, and they were very close to each other. Hao Qiang could even feel the princess' heartbeat and body temperature.
Because the princess's veil is hard to hide, and her naked body is looming, in order to show that he is a good young man with a correct mind, Hao Qiang resisted not looking at the princess's watery body, but looked at her sincerely s eyes.
But this beautiful princess and beautiful woman, even her eyes are so charming, but Hao Qiang can't help but lose his mind.
The princess seemed to have noticed something, and after a moment of silence, she said: "My name is Anastasia, you can also call me Princess Tasia! Don't call me eldest sister, okay?"
"Oh, Hao Qiang!" Hearing the princess' self-introduction, Hao Qiang hurriedly said his name, shouting "Fortunate to meet you", and stretched out his hand to the princess.
Hao Qiang's original intention was to shake that soft and smooth jade hand again, but the princess told him very sincerely and politely, "Okay, you don't have to kneel down in this critical time!"
Hearing this, Hao Qiang tilted his body and almost knelt down for her.
"Hao Qiang? Hao Qiang? What a strange name, so interesting..." the princess muttered.
"That's right, I'm exactly the earthling you mentioned, from the earth!" Now, Hao Qiang felt that he had nothing to hide, so he simply told the truth.
"Oh..." Unexpectedly, the princess didn't care much about Hao Qiang's earth identity, she was just whispering "Hao Qiang, Hao Qiang..."
Now, Hao Qiang began to wonder, and saw that when the princess was whispering, there was an expression on her face that wanted to laugh but didn't dare.
"What's wrong? My name, is there something wrong?"
"No...nothing...haha..." The princess said it was nothing, but she still couldn't help laughing, and her laughter also contained a bit of lust.
"What's the matter?" Seeing the princess laughing so hard, Hao Qiang became more and more uncertain.
"Excuse...excuse me for being rude!" The princess laughed a few more times before saying, "I really didn't mean to offend, I just thought of a very funny thing! Hehe..."
What is it all?
Hao Qiang looked at her embarrassingly, and said in his heart, is my name funny?Is it the same pronunciation as some obscene noun in their country?
"It's like this, ahaha..." the princess covered her mouth and said the answer, "In our city of life, almost all ethnic groups and tribes have a traditional custom. That is, whenever a new couple gets married and enters the cave* Fang, they would keep calling each other's name on that...that or something on their wedding night. This is an ancient ritual, I was thinking...hehe...your name is so honorable!"
To be honest, Hao Qiang really didn't understand what she meant at the beginning, until after thinking about it two or three times in his heart, he finally realized it.
It turns out that what the princess told was not a bad joke, but a dirty joke.
I Nima...
This……
Is this girl really a princess?
(End of this chapter)
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