No one really thinks I'm a master, right?

Chapter 267 The mysterious black-robed man
So Zhu Bajie thought over and over again, but couldn't figure out who this nagging was?
He simply didn't think too much about it, and ate and drank with Yi Fan every day, taking the opportunity to trick him.

Yi Fan is already a celestial being, so he can naturally sense Zhu Bajie's special intentions, so he deals with him one after another.

On this day, there was a sudden sound of light footsteps not far away, and a dazzling and moving figure walked slowly.

This is a beautiful woman who makes the sun and the moon pale, and the mountains and rivers have no light. Yi Fan asked himself that he had seen countless natural and man-made beauties in his previous life, but he had never seen such a stunning beauty that made people want to sink.

Not to mention Zhu Bajie.

A village girl in Gaolaozhuang was so obsessed with him that she was willing to stay as her son-in-law. She had never seen such a woman as beautiful as Chang'e.

The most important thing is that Chang'e's temperament is completely different from this woman.

Chang'e is cold and aloof, making it difficult for people to get close to her.

This woman is full of charm. She can make emperors abandon their kingdoms, make immortals fall to their own devices, and even make people turn into pigs.

Zhu Bajie held the quilt in his big hands and dodged, leaving a long line of crystal liquid on the corner of his mouth. His eyes were wide open, and his mind was filled with perverse fantasies.

"Ah, there are still people in the mountain, I'm taking the liberty, I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now!"

The woman seemed to be frightened by the two eating and drinking on the top of the mountain, and she was about to leave.

Zhu Bajie suddenly woke up, his huge pig head shook, and immediately turned into the image of a fat young man harmless to humans and animals.

"Don't panic, girl. We are all experts in the world. It is your fate to meet you. Why don't you and I have an in-depth exchange, how about I give you a chance?"

Zhu Bajie waved the folding fan with his hand, and the back of his head glowed with a fairy air, and he really looked like a fairy in the sky.

The woman was obviously moved, but she was a little scared and shy. Zhu Bajie's mouth was watering when she looked at her weak and shy and cute appearance. Helped me over.

The woman was trembling, her eyes were pitiful, she looked like she didn't dare to resist, and she let the king pick it, and she let Zhu Bajie sit beside the long table very obediently.

Yi Fan sneered.

Zhu Bajie's old problem has recurred. This is the same reason that Kryptonians are afraid of kryptonite. This is a talent defect and cannot be changed.

Look at this woman.

It was cold in the mountains, and although there was no fluctuation of mana in his body, he was not afraid of the cold and damp at all, and he was still barefoot.

That pair of crystal-clear and lovely little feet were covered with morning dew and a few green grasses, not only did they not look embarrassed, but they were spotless, making people unable to resist the urge to grab them and play with them.

In particular, this woman clearly swept to the second layer of "Eight Nine Xuan Gong" on the stone wall just now, but she was not surprised at all, and she didn't know if she really didn't understand or pretended not to care.

Anyway, if you say that this woman is innocent, even if you kill Yi Fan, you won't believe it.

"Girl, try this cup of Immortal Drunk. It's a fine wine from Taotie's God of Food Restaurant. Come, come, I'll fill it up for you!"

"Hey, my family, my family is too strong to drink, I'm afraid, I'm afraid I'll get drunk after just one drink!"

The woman's eyes flickered, as if she was extremely afraid of Zhu Bajie, and she didn't dare to refuse, she took the wine glass tremblingly, and said softly.

Zhu Bajie's whole pig almost melted, and he subconsciously blurted out: "It's better to be drunk, it's better to be drunk!"

"Well, what did the fairy say?"

The woman wondered.

Zhu Bajie was shocked, quickly covered his mouth, and then said with a smile on his face: "Hehe, I said this wine is good, this wine is wonderful, everyone will get drunk if the wine is not intoxicating, just let it go, I am a fairy, I will drink it myself. There is an immortal technique that makes you unconscious, ahem, you will not get drunk after a thousand cups!"

"Immortal, the immortal didn't lie to my family!"

"I'm just kidding, I'm a pig. Hey, Immortal Zhu is famous all over the world. Can I deceive a weak woman like you?"

Zhu Bajie has been talking nonsense since meeting this woman.

"Then, then, this servant drank from this cup!"

The woman frowned, gently opened her bright red mouth, hesitated for a moment, and suddenly drank upside down.

With the first cup, there is the second cup.

The woman drank three cups, and immediately her face was like a peach blossom, extremely charming, Zhu Bajie was going crazy, the whole pig's head couldn't help showing its original shape, but the woman seemed to be drunk, and she didn't look panicked at all.

Not only that, but the women turned their backs on the guests, and there was a lot of good words, and Zhu Bajie, who complimented him, was almost the supreme of the three realms, a saint killer.

Zhu Bajie has never been very popular with women. Strong women don't give him good looks, and they beat him up directly; weak women treat him like snakes and scorpions. After all, that woman is willing to marry a pig?

But this woman was so witty and eloquent, Zhu Bajie felt that he was about to become a Buddha, and was instantly surrounded by great happiness and vanity.

"Come on, Immortal Zhu, I'll give you another toast!"

"Okay, hiccup, then, then have another drink!"

The woman seemed to realize that Yi Fan was not easy to mess with. She took the opportunity to test him a few times before giving up completely and turned to look at Chen Xiang who was practicing beside him.

"Zhu Xianren, is that little brother your apprentice? Let him have a drink to warm up too!"

Zhu Bajie was drunk and his eyes were loose, belching from wine, he waved his hands impatiently and said, "He? He's just a fool, don't talk to him, come on, come on, I'm happy drinking with Grandpa Pig today, so I'll accept you as my personal female disciple. How about teaching us the supreme magic method to keep you promoted to immortality?"

"Ah, really? Can people become immortals too? Immortal Zhu, don't lie to me!"

The woman was suddenly extremely shy, her body softened, and she leaned against Zhu Bajie's arms.

Zhu Bajie was immediately stunned, holding the wine glass, the whole pig became stiff!
"The spring is brilliant, open your eyes, my old pig's spring is coming?"

The woman tried her best, and Zhu Bajie confessed everything like beans in a bamboo tube.

But Yi Fan was listening, this Zhu Bajie seemed to be immersed in female sex, but in fact he had a firm heart and a clear spiritual platform, even if he spoke, he seemed to have taken out his heart, liver and lungs. If you think about it carefully, the wool is useless, it is all nonsense .

Yi Fan poured himself a drink and laughed to himself, this old pig is not as lazy, greedy and lustful as he appears on the surface, everything, including the trip to the West, is all a disguise.

But a majestic Marshal of the Heavenly Court, willing to degenerate and throw himself into a pig's womb, and doesn't have the slightest bit of face to pretend to be crazy and foolish as a whole, such a city, such a forbearance, what is he plotting, and what shocking calculations are there?

At this moment, the sea of ​​fog in the distance split into two, and a man in black robe flew from the void with a golden whip in his hand.

"Huh? "Eight Nine Xuan Gong", and Chen Xiang? Zhu Bajie, hehe, Sao Fox is here too, and who are you kid?"

The man in black casually glanced at him, except for Yi Fan's real identity, he actually explained all the people present, including the exercises on the stone wall.

(End of this chapter)