No one really thinks I'm a master, right?
Chapter 272 Sap
Chapter 272 Sap
"Li Jing, you are mere mortals like ants. Besides, they offended me first. Our original intention is to come here to see the prosperity of the world. At most, we will leave after eating, drinking and having fun. Why don't you distinguish between indiscriminate and indiscriminate? Maybe I will sit down Is it okay to let them kill and imprison them there?"
Qingniu Jing spoke plausibly, trying to explain it to herself.
"Honorable Qingniu, it is in vain for you to cultivate under the seat of Laojun for thousands of years. Don't you know that the imperial capital of the human dynasty is the place where the fate of the human race in the world lies. Your mass killings have caused people's hearts to fluctuate and the country's fortune has declined. Fortunately, Taibai Jinxing notified me in time. Wait, otherwise, if you enter the palace, wouldn't the fate of the dynasty established by the law of heaven be terminated by you in advance?"
Li Jing originally led the Tianlong Army to wait for an opportunity to deal with the person who disturbed the heavenly secrets. Unexpectedly, Taibai Jinxing summoned him with a tiger talisman. Li Jing thought that the person had gone to the imperial capital, but unexpectedly it was the mount of the Taishang Laojun, the Qingniu Tianzun of the Heavenly Court.
The background of this Qingniu Tianzun is astonishing. Taishang Laojun is famous for protecting his shortcomings, and he himself is also a great demon at the level of Taiyi Golden Immortal. His cultivation level is even higher than that of his own Golden Immortal. Although he has a powerful The Heavenly Dragon Army returned Houtian Lingbao to the heavens and the earth, but they were unwilling to lightly start the war and start fighting with Qingniu.
Qingniu rolled his eyes and finally realized that Li Jing was reminding him that he hadn't made a big mistake yet, and he still had a chance to make amends.
"I've been taught, let's go back to Tushita Palace to plead guilty, it's okay now!"
Li Jing remained silent, neither letting the Heavenly Dragon Army get out of the way, nor withdrawing the net.
"Li Jing, I've given you enough face, do you really think I'm afraid of you?"
When Qingniujing saw it, he became angry immediately, thinking that Li Jing was playing tricks on him.
"Don't misunderstand Venerable Qingniu. Although I can make an exception and not take you, I can't bury the hole you dug!"
After Li Jing finished speaking, he pointed at the corpses all over the floor.
"What do you mean, let alone tens of thousands of people died, how do you ask me to make up for it?"
"That's not within the scope of this general's consideration, but if you don't handle it properly at this time, I'm afraid that Laojun will at least punish you to reincarnate and rebuild!"
Li Jing said coldly.
"Fart, you dare to threaten me!"
"Ai ai ai, calm down, calm down, you two are a family, don't hurt your peace!"
At this time, Taibai Jinxing, the peacemaker, ran over and persuaded the two of them: "General Li, Venerable Qingniu is also confused for a while, you must not mind, how about leaving it to me for the time being?"
In fact, Li Jing didn't want to offend Venerable Qingniu, so he nodded and agreed to see how Taibai Jinxing would deal with it.
"You old man, you insist on meddling in my business, what are you doing here now?"
Qingniu cast all his anger on Taibai Jinxing, thinking that it was his meddling that got him into trouble.
"Your Majesty misunderstood. If I hadn't seen this three-turn golden elixir, I wouldn't have called General Li Jing to stop you. I would have reported it to the Jade Emperor long ago."
Taibai Jinxing held a golden three-turn golden elixir in his hand.
Venerable Qingniu knew he was in the wrong and snorted coldly: "What's the point of talking about it now, Li Jing won't let me leave, you tell me what to do."
Taibai Jinxing smiled, pointed to the ground and said: "Actually, it's simple. Venerable Qingniu has been following Laojun for many years. Who in the three realms dares not to give you some dignity, so I suggest that Venerable Venerable go to the South China Sea to find Guanyin Bodhisattva to give you A few drops of jade dew can resurrect human flesh and bones, and bring these mortals who died tragically back to life. Then you can go to the underworld to recover the souls of these people from the Tenth Palace of Hell, so that the dead souls can return to their places and live another life. "
"As for those damaged buildings and borrowed ones, let the old man handle them. He will keep him safe for a hundred years and last for a long time!" Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard, obviously intending to curry favor with Venerable Qingniu.
"Are you sure you can do this?"
"Exactly!"
Venerable Qingniu was overjoyed: "Okay, we blamed you wrongly. If this matter can be settled, I will give you a Nine-Turn Golden Pill in return!"
This elixir is extremely precious, and it can make ordinary people become golden immortals in an instant. It is usually refined by Laojun himself and dedicated to the Jade Emperor.
Venerable Qingniu has followed Laojun for many years, and he is also a Taiyi Golden Immortal, so he would occasionally be given a few pills on weekdays, and he would not be willing to take it out if his cultivation reached a bottleneck.
But today is different from the past, if he accidentally made a big mistake, Taishang Laojun is willing to wipe his ass for him, so as to avoid being punished by Laojun, Qingniu naturally knows how to do it.
"Nine-turn golden elixir? Your lord's words are serious!"
When Venerable Qingniu said this, not only Taibai Jinxing was overjoyed, but even Li Jing, Nezha and others were envious.
This kind of elixir is basically at the same level as the Queen Mother's 9000-year-old flat peach. Even if they come to one, it will also benefit from a skyrocketing cultivation base, saving countless years of hard work.
The Giant Spirit God muttered: "Ahem, General Qi, we were originally stationed in Mount Emei, but now we leave our post without permission. If the Jade Emperor asks you, it will be a big crime!"
Nezha grinned, and stretched out a thumb with a hand behind his back, but he didn't expect that this idiot would make up the knife at a critical moment.
Li Jing understood and pretended to be surprised: "Oh, my troops were dispatched for no reason, such a big movement must have been seen by my ears and clairvoyance, maybe the Jade Emperor has already sent someone to investigate, how will I explain this!"
Venerable Qingniu looked at Li Jing and his entourage performing the double act, and his face suddenly turned as black as the bottom of a pot. This was obviously a rip-off.
"It's alright, alright, the old gentleman will give me three Nine-Turn Golden Pills in total, one for General Li, you and Taibai Jinxing, and another ten Eight-Turn Golden Pills for General Li, that's all right!"
Venerable Qingniu waved his hand, and pills exuding astonishing Dao rhyme floated in front of everyone's eyes.
Li Jing and Taibai Jinxing couldn't be polite, they quickly divided it up.
"Honorable Qingniu, I will have a military order, and you and I will have a drink together in the future. Let's say goodbye first, and we will meet later!"
Li Jing got the benefit, he led all the generals and the Tianlong army to leave, and never looked at the people who died in vain everywhere in Chang'an.
Taibai Jinxing also waved his hand and shot out a golden light. In an instant, all the dead people stood up one by one, and the damaged houses quickly returned to their original state like a film played backwards.
After a while, the crowds flowed like weaving, there were many shops, and the hawkers were shouting one after another, making it a bustling and lively imperial capital.
Qingniu didn't even need to look to know that this was an illusion temporarily created by Taibai Jinxing. It was okay to deceive those under the Golden Immortal, but those with higher cultivation levels could see through it at a glance, but it was still no problem to appease the ignorant mortals.
"My lord, I'm afraid there will be changes here, and the old man is stationed here, just in case, you should go and come back quickly!"
Taibai Jinxing lurks in Chang'an, originally following the order of the Jade Emperor, to find out the reason for the sudden increase in the Wu Dynasty's national fortune, just to find an excuse to sell Venerable Qingniu's favor.
Venerable Qingniu was greatly moved, he clasped his fists in thanks, and left in Yukong.
"Grandma's bad luck, it's really his grandma's bad luck, didn't he just go to eat, drink and have fun, why did he cause such a big mess, and even pay for a lot of pills for nothing, this time it's a big loss."
Venerable Qingniu cursed as he walked, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, suddenly there was a ripple in the void behind him, a golden iron rod fell out of thin air, Venerable Qingniu had no time to react, he was thrown down in the air with a muffled groan.
(End of this chapter)
"Li Jing, you are mere mortals like ants. Besides, they offended me first. Our original intention is to come here to see the prosperity of the world. At most, we will leave after eating, drinking and having fun. Why don't you distinguish between indiscriminate and indiscriminate? Maybe I will sit down Is it okay to let them kill and imprison them there?"
Qingniu Jing spoke plausibly, trying to explain it to herself.
"Honorable Qingniu, it is in vain for you to cultivate under the seat of Laojun for thousands of years. Don't you know that the imperial capital of the human dynasty is the place where the fate of the human race in the world lies. Your mass killings have caused people's hearts to fluctuate and the country's fortune has declined. Fortunately, Taibai Jinxing notified me in time. Wait, otherwise, if you enter the palace, wouldn't the fate of the dynasty established by the law of heaven be terminated by you in advance?"
Li Jing originally led the Tianlong Army to wait for an opportunity to deal with the person who disturbed the heavenly secrets. Unexpectedly, Taibai Jinxing summoned him with a tiger talisman. Li Jing thought that the person had gone to the imperial capital, but unexpectedly it was the mount of the Taishang Laojun, the Qingniu Tianzun of the Heavenly Court.
The background of this Qingniu Tianzun is astonishing. Taishang Laojun is famous for protecting his shortcomings, and he himself is also a great demon at the level of Taiyi Golden Immortal. His cultivation level is even higher than that of his own Golden Immortal. Although he has a powerful The Heavenly Dragon Army returned Houtian Lingbao to the heavens and the earth, but they were unwilling to lightly start the war and start fighting with Qingniu.
Qingniu rolled his eyes and finally realized that Li Jing was reminding him that he hadn't made a big mistake yet, and he still had a chance to make amends.
"I've been taught, let's go back to Tushita Palace to plead guilty, it's okay now!"
Li Jing remained silent, neither letting the Heavenly Dragon Army get out of the way, nor withdrawing the net.
"Li Jing, I've given you enough face, do you really think I'm afraid of you?"
When Qingniujing saw it, he became angry immediately, thinking that Li Jing was playing tricks on him.
"Don't misunderstand Venerable Qingniu. Although I can make an exception and not take you, I can't bury the hole you dug!"
After Li Jing finished speaking, he pointed at the corpses all over the floor.
"What do you mean, let alone tens of thousands of people died, how do you ask me to make up for it?"
"That's not within the scope of this general's consideration, but if you don't handle it properly at this time, I'm afraid that Laojun will at least punish you to reincarnate and rebuild!"
Li Jing said coldly.
"Fart, you dare to threaten me!"
"Ai ai ai, calm down, calm down, you two are a family, don't hurt your peace!"
At this time, Taibai Jinxing, the peacemaker, ran over and persuaded the two of them: "General Li, Venerable Qingniu is also confused for a while, you must not mind, how about leaving it to me for the time being?"
In fact, Li Jing didn't want to offend Venerable Qingniu, so he nodded and agreed to see how Taibai Jinxing would deal with it.
"You old man, you insist on meddling in my business, what are you doing here now?"
Qingniu cast all his anger on Taibai Jinxing, thinking that it was his meddling that got him into trouble.
"Your Majesty misunderstood. If I hadn't seen this three-turn golden elixir, I wouldn't have called General Li Jing to stop you. I would have reported it to the Jade Emperor long ago."
Taibai Jinxing held a golden three-turn golden elixir in his hand.
Venerable Qingniu knew he was in the wrong and snorted coldly: "What's the point of talking about it now, Li Jing won't let me leave, you tell me what to do."
Taibai Jinxing smiled, pointed to the ground and said: "Actually, it's simple. Venerable Qingniu has been following Laojun for many years. Who in the three realms dares not to give you some dignity, so I suggest that Venerable Venerable go to the South China Sea to find Guanyin Bodhisattva to give you A few drops of jade dew can resurrect human flesh and bones, and bring these mortals who died tragically back to life. Then you can go to the underworld to recover the souls of these people from the Tenth Palace of Hell, so that the dead souls can return to their places and live another life. "
"As for those damaged buildings and borrowed ones, let the old man handle them. He will keep him safe for a hundred years and last for a long time!" Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard, obviously intending to curry favor with Venerable Qingniu.
"Are you sure you can do this?"
"Exactly!"
Venerable Qingniu was overjoyed: "Okay, we blamed you wrongly. If this matter can be settled, I will give you a Nine-Turn Golden Pill in return!"
This elixir is extremely precious, and it can make ordinary people become golden immortals in an instant. It is usually refined by Laojun himself and dedicated to the Jade Emperor.
Venerable Qingniu has followed Laojun for many years, and he is also a Taiyi Golden Immortal, so he would occasionally be given a few pills on weekdays, and he would not be willing to take it out if his cultivation reached a bottleneck.
But today is different from the past, if he accidentally made a big mistake, Taishang Laojun is willing to wipe his ass for him, so as to avoid being punished by Laojun, Qingniu naturally knows how to do it.
"Nine-turn golden elixir? Your lord's words are serious!"
When Venerable Qingniu said this, not only Taibai Jinxing was overjoyed, but even Li Jing, Nezha and others were envious.
This kind of elixir is basically at the same level as the Queen Mother's 9000-year-old flat peach. Even if they come to one, it will also benefit from a skyrocketing cultivation base, saving countless years of hard work.
The Giant Spirit God muttered: "Ahem, General Qi, we were originally stationed in Mount Emei, but now we leave our post without permission. If the Jade Emperor asks you, it will be a big crime!"
Nezha grinned, and stretched out a thumb with a hand behind his back, but he didn't expect that this idiot would make up the knife at a critical moment.
Li Jing understood and pretended to be surprised: "Oh, my troops were dispatched for no reason, such a big movement must have been seen by my ears and clairvoyance, maybe the Jade Emperor has already sent someone to investigate, how will I explain this!"
Venerable Qingniu looked at Li Jing and his entourage performing the double act, and his face suddenly turned as black as the bottom of a pot. This was obviously a rip-off.
"It's alright, alright, the old gentleman will give me three Nine-Turn Golden Pills in total, one for General Li, you and Taibai Jinxing, and another ten Eight-Turn Golden Pills for General Li, that's all right!"
Venerable Qingniu waved his hand, and pills exuding astonishing Dao rhyme floated in front of everyone's eyes.
Li Jing and Taibai Jinxing couldn't be polite, they quickly divided it up.
"Honorable Qingniu, I will have a military order, and you and I will have a drink together in the future. Let's say goodbye first, and we will meet later!"
Li Jing got the benefit, he led all the generals and the Tianlong army to leave, and never looked at the people who died in vain everywhere in Chang'an.
Taibai Jinxing also waved his hand and shot out a golden light. In an instant, all the dead people stood up one by one, and the damaged houses quickly returned to their original state like a film played backwards.
After a while, the crowds flowed like weaving, there were many shops, and the hawkers were shouting one after another, making it a bustling and lively imperial capital.
Qingniu didn't even need to look to know that this was an illusion temporarily created by Taibai Jinxing. It was okay to deceive those under the Golden Immortal, but those with higher cultivation levels could see through it at a glance, but it was still no problem to appease the ignorant mortals.
"My lord, I'm afraid there will be changes here, and the old man is stationed here, just in case, you should go and come back quickly!"
Taibai Jinxing lurks in Chang'an, originally following the order of the Jade Emperor, to find out the reason for the sudden increase in the Wu Dynasty's national fortune, just to find an excuse to sell Venerable Qingniu's favor.
Venerable Qingniu was greatly moved, he clasped his fists in thanks, and left in Yukong.
"Grandma's bad luck, it's really his grandma's bad luck, didn't he just go to eat, drink and have fun, why did he cause such a big mess, and even pay for a lot of pills for nothing, this time it's a big loss."
Venerable Qingniu cursed as he walked, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, suddenly there was a ripple in the void behind him, a golden iron rod fell out of thin air, Venerable Qingniu had no time to react, he was thrown down in the air with a muffled groan.
(End of this chapter)
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