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Chapter 249 Raiding the Village
Chapter 249 Raiding the Village
Lin Fang could clearly see just now which vendors were following Humpty Dumpty, preparing to block him and Roaring Sky Dog. He remembered this grudge clearly and didn't intend to let any of them go!
The vendors all saw what happened to Humpty Dumpty and were a little frightened by Lin Fang and Roaring Sky Dog's unscrupulous behavior.
These two monster races don't talk about martial ethics, and they actually resorted to such indecent methods, but it must be said that Lin Fang's torment made them feel lingering fear.
Because if Roaring Sky Dog comes to them again and does this, many of them are meat sellers. If the meat they sell is soaked in dog urine, how can they still sell it?
Therefore, although the vendors were filled with anger, they did not dare to do anything to Roaring Sky Dog and Lin Fang.
After all, in the village, you will be severely punished for doing anything. If these two bastards keep doing this, they really have no good way to deal with these two beasts.
But the street vendors were wrong. With the existence of Lin Fang, a time traveler, it doesn't mean that if you don't provoke him, he won't provoke you!
The next moment, Lin Fang led the Xiaotian dog to the market, yelling arrogantly.
"Be clear about your moves. From today on, you will pay the protection fee to me one by one. Each stall will have a spiritual stone. Start collecting it now. From now on in the evening, you will take turns honoring me." Fairyland monsters, otherwise..."
Having said this, Lin Fang showed a weird smile to Roaring Sky Dog. Roaring Sky Dog suddenly understood. He opened his legs, raised his dick and peeed out, making all the vendors look green.
When the short fat man heard that Lin Fang actually dared to go further, he suddenly became angry, "How dare you charge protection fees? You've made me angry. I won't do business anymore and will waste time with you every day!"
As soon as Humpty Humpty got angry, other street vendors also followed suit, when were they ever bullied by alien monsters!
They have always been the ones who bullied the Yaozu, and no Yaozu dared to bully them, and even dared to charge them protection fees!
"Fuck, the bastards from the two land fairyland dare to be arrogant in our village, believe it or not, so you can't get out of the village?"
"Dare to accept Lao Tzu's protection fee, what do you think of yourself? You want us to take turns honoring you, you want to eat ass!"
Seeing the excitement of the crowd, Roaring Sky Dog was immediately frightened. If Lin Fang hadn't been standing in front of him, he would have run away long ago.
Lin Fang saw that the vendors were blowing up their nests, and sneered, "I didn't plan to go out at first, and I will stay here permanently from now on!"
"I'm not afraid to tell you, if I don't show my filial piety every day, I won't just pee in the future. I will go straight to your house to defecate at night. With my physique, I can flood your house after just one poop!"
As he said that, Lin Fang showed his true body and laughed arrogantly. After laughing, Lin Fang walked away with the roaring dog.
Looking at the backs of Lin Fang and Xiao Tiangou, the vendors were silent, and no one dared to speak.
What Lin Fang said just now really scared them. This is really because they are not afraid of thieves stealing, but they are afraid of thieves thinking about it.
It was really like what Lin Fang said. One day, he took advantage of their laziness at night and poured shit on their heads. With Lin Fang's physique of more than 300 meters, which he had just shown, he could really hit their whole family with a pile of shit. flooded.
Imagine your home being soaked by snakes. The vendors looked at each other with fear in their eyes.
The short fat man was so angry that he almost vomited blood, but he was also scared, so strange scenes soon appeared in the village.
Lin Fang and Xiaotiangou, no matter where they go in the village, no one dares to show them face.
But the problem is not to be seen, and Lin Fang has no intention of letting everyone in the village go. Lin Fang has now decided that not only the vendors, but also the shops in the village, and even the houses, every household must pay him protection money , otherwise you will pee.
As for whether they would marry the same family, it was no longer within the scope of Lin Fang's consideration.
Because now he just wants to arouse the anger of the people, and strives to be feared by everyone. He just wants to torment everyone here, so that everyone thinks that he will stay here forever and become a tyrant in the village.
When everyone saw it this way, Lin Fang suddenly slipped away. Thinking of the bewildered expressions on the faces of the villagers, Lin Fang was even happier.
So Lin Fang rushed directly to Xiao Tiangou and said, "Let's go, start collecting protection fees from now on, whoever dares not pay it, just give it away, and try to give the whole village over!"
Roaring Sky Dog still has shame. Hearing what Lin Fang said, he hesitated, "Master, it's almost there. If we push it like this, it won't be too good. What if..."
"There is no chance." Lin Fang interrupted Xiao Tiangou directly, "We will not offend them, they will miss us too, if they offend, then offend us thoroughly, just go all the way, if there is a chance they will do something!"
After thinking about it, Xiao Tianquan seemed to be the truth, so he became more courageous, followed Lin Fang to a shop, and started to raise his feet.
The shop owner was shocked when he saw this posture, and hastily took out a low-grade spirit stone and offered it with both hands.
Seeing that the other party knew what he was interested in, Lin Fang signaled to the Xiaotian Dog family not to be upset and just change to the next one. After all, not everyone could be as knowledgeable as the shop owner in front of him.
Sure enough, some residents exploded when they heard that protection fees were being collected, "Why should I pay protection fees to you two beasts? Who approved it? Who do you think you are..."
Hearing the other party's nonsense, Lin Fang picked out his ears, and waved directly at the roaring dog, and the roaring dog immediately urinated and barked over. When the owner of the house saw it, he suddenly ran away with his head in his arms.
Afterwards, Lin Fang followed Xiao Tiangou like this, barking all the way, anyway, Lin Fang had a lot of super energy drinks, and it was definitely enough.
As a result, the whole village was in a state of panic, with voices begging for mercy or angry curses everywhere.
But more is the sound of exasperation and loud yelling. All the strong men in the village are about to bite their big teeth.
"Fuck, it's too much to do this, what the fuck is beeping the dog, where did these two weird beasts come from?"
"It's too much to bully, it's really too much to bully, and you actually pissed me off twice, why?"
"My lords, please forgive me. This is the third time you've barked. I'll give you the spirit stone, so you can do it!"
"Paralyzed, uh, I was wrong, I took it, the spirit stone is here, you two go away..."
The whole village was filled with howling ghosts and howling wolves. Seeing the appearance of Lin Fang and Xiao Tiangou, everyone's hearts were raised.
God knows what happened to that dog's bladder, it's been barking for hours, and it's coming right away!
Seeing Lin Fang and Xiao Tiangou, the whole village, men, women, young and old, all gritted their teeth with hatred.
If eyes could kill Lin Fang and Xiao Tiangou, both of them would have died countless times by now.
(End of this chapter)
Lin Fang could clearly see just now which vendors were following Humpty Dumpty, preparing to block him and Roaring Sky Dog. He remembered this grudge clearly and didn't intend to let any of them go!
The vendors all saw what happened to Humpty Dumpty and were a little frightened by Lin Fang and Roaring Sky Dog's unscrupulous behavior.
These two monster races don't talk about martial ethics, and they actually resorted to such indecent methods, but it must be said that Lin Fang's torment made them feel lingering fear.
Because if Roaring Sky Dog comes to them again and does this, many of them are meat sellers. If the meat they sell is soaked in dog urine, how can they still sell it?
Therefore, although the vendors were filled with anger, they did not dare to do anything to Roaring Sky Dog and Lin Fang.
After all, in the village, you will be severely punished for doing anything. If these two bastards keep doing this, they really have no good way to deal with these two beasts.
But the street vendors were wrong. With the existence of Lin Fang, a time traveler, it doesn't mean that if you don't provoke him, he won't provoke you!
The next moment, Lin Fang led the Xiaotian dog to the market, yelling arrogantly.
"Be clear about your moves. From today on, you will pay the protection fee to me one by one. Each stall will have a spiritual stone. Start collecting it now. From now on in the evening, you will take turns honoring me." Fairyland monsters, otherwise..."
Having said this, Lin Fang showed a weird smile to Roaring Sky Dog. Roaring Sky Dog suddenly understood. He opened his legs, raised his dick and peeed out, making all the vendors look green.
When the short fat man heard that Lin Fang actually dared to go further, he suddenly became angry, "How dare you charge protection fees? You've made me angry. I won't do business anymore and will waste time with you every day!"
As soon as Humpty Humpty got angry, other street vendors also followed suit, when were they ever bullied by alien monsters!
They have always been the ones who bullied the Yaozu, and no Yaozu dared to bully them, and even dared to charge them protection fees!
"Fuck, the bastards from the two land fairyland dare to be arrogant in our village, believe it or not, so you can't get out of the village?"
"Dare to accept Lao Tzu's protection fee, what do you think of yourself? You want us to take turns honoring you, you want to eat ass!"
Seeing the excitement of the crowd, Roaring Sky Dog was immediately frightened. If Lin Fang hadn't been standing in front of him, he would have run away long ago.
Lin Fang saw that the vendors were blowing up their nests, and sneered, "I didn't plan to go out at first, and I will stay here permanently from now on!"
"I'm not afraid to tell you, if I don't show my filial piety every day, I won't just pee in the future. I will go straight to your house to defecate at night. With my physique, I can flood your house after just one poop!"
As he said that, Lin Fang showed his true body and laughed arrogantly. After laughing, Lin Fang walked away with the roaring dog.
Looking at the backs of Lin Fang and Xiao Tiangou, the vendors were silent, and no one dared to speak.
What Lin Fang said just now really scared them. This is really because they are not afraid of thieves stealing, but they are afraid of thieves thinking about it.
It was really like what Lin Fang said. One day, he took advantage of their laziness at night and poured shit on their heads. With Lin Fang's physique of more than 300 meters, which he had just shown, he could really hit their whole family with a pile of shit. flooded.
Imagine your home being soaked by snakes. The vendors looked at each other with fear in their eyes.
The short fat man was so angry that he almost vomited blood, but he was also scared, so strange scenes soon appeared in the village.
Lin Fang and Xiaotiangou, no matter where they go in the village, no one dares to show them face.
But the problem is not to be seen, and Lin Fang has no intention of letting everyone in the village go. Lin Fang has now decided that not only the vendors, but also the shops in the village, and even the houses, every household must pay him protection money , otherwise you will pee.
As for whether they would marry the same family, it was no longer within the scope of Lin Fang's consideration.
Because now he just wants to arouse the anger of the people, and strives to be feared by everyone. He just wants to torment everyone here, so that everyone thinks that he will stay here forever and become a tyrant in the village.
When everyone saw it this way, Lin Fang suddenly slipped away. Thinking of the bewildered expressions on the faces of the villagers, Lin Fang was even happier.
So Lin Fang rushed directly to Xiao Tiangou and said, "Let's go, start collecting protection fees from now on, whoever dares not pay it, just give it away, and try to give the whole village over!"
Roaring Sky Dog still has shame. Hearing what Lin Fang said, he hesitated, "Master, it's almost there. If we push it like this, it won't be too good. What if..."
"There is no chance." Lin Fang interrupted Xiao Tiangou directly, "We will not offend them, they will miss us too, if they offend, then offend us thoroughly, just go all the way, if there is a chance they will do something!"
After thinking about it, Xiao Tianquan seemed to be the truth, so he became more courageous, followed Lin Fang to a shop, and started to raise his feet.
The shop owner was shocked when he saw this posture, and hastily took out a low-grade spirit stone and offered it with both hands.
Seeing that the other party knew what he was interested in, Lin Fang signaled to the Xiaotian Dog family not to be upset and just change to the next one. After all, not everyone could be as knowledgeable as the shop owner in front of him.
Sure enough, some residents exploded when they heard that protection fees were being collected, "Why should I pay protection fees to you two beasts? Who approved it? Who do you think you are..."
Hearing the other party's nonsense, Lin Fang picked out his ears, and waved directly at the roaring dog, and the roaring dog immediately urinated and barked over. When the owner of the house saw it, he suddenly ran away with his head in his arms.
Afterwards, Lin Fang followed Xiao Tiangou like this, barking all the way, anyway, Lin Fang had a lot of super energy drinks, and it was definitely enough.
As a result, the whole village was in a state of panic, with voices begging for mercy or angry curses everywhere.
But more is the sound of exasperation and loud yelling. All the strong men in the village are about to bite their big teeth.
"Fuck, it's too much to do this, what the fuck is beeping the dog, where did these two weird beasts come from?"
"It's too much to bully, it's really too much to bully, and you actually pissed me off twice, why?"
"My lords, please forgive me. This is the third time you've barked. I'll give you the spirit stone, so you can do it!"
"Paralyzed, uh, I was wrong, I took it, the spirit stone is here, you two go away..."
The whole village was filled with howling ghosts and howling wolves. Seeing the appearance of Lin Fang and Xiao Tiangou, everyone's hearts were raised.
God knows what happened to that dog's bladder, it's been barking for hours, and it's coming right away!
Seeing Lin Fang and Xiao Tiangou, the whole village, men, women, young and old, all gritted their teeth with hatred.
If eyes could kill Lin Fang and Xiao Tiangou, both of them would have died countless times by now.
(End of this chapter)
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