Traveling Frog: Get the Cow Charm at the start

Chapter 94 Uncontrollable
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What are you talking about!

The instructor who just came down listened to his companion saying that it was okay to say Chicken Man McNuggets.

What's the matter, one of the students above said that he was an English teacher, and the other said that he was a lawyer, and his profession was so strange that the instructor was taken aback.

"No, no, I'll do it!"

He immediately went up and tore down the furious instructor.

"Ahem, I know that you don't want to hear some great truths from this instructor, so let me tell you a story."

He went up and cleared his throat.

"What story?"

At this time, a student asked immediately.

"It's a story about cats."

The corner of the instructor's mouth turned up immediately, and he said in a slightly mysterious way.

"Cat story? I heard that cats are very evil."

"Could it be something that happened in the ice moon base?"

"No, I'm cute and petting the cat. How can the cat be evil?"

"That's it!"

"Tsk tsk, are both of them cat slaves?!"

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Soon, the instructor had just brought up the cat, and the people above started talking again.

"Quiet quiet! It's just a story!"

"Drink cough cough!"

The instructor suddenly slammed the table to silence the audience.

I also wanted to use the lion's roar technique, but I accidentally lost my temper and coughed.

"You must listen carefully to the story I tell you."

He cleared his throat.

The students also stared at him attentively.

"Cats are so evil. When I was 5 years old, I saw a black cat with my own eyes, riding a motorcycle, holding a pistol, and knocking out the ear of a mouse!"

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As soon as the instructor's words came out, the audience immediately became quiet.

Even the sound of someone scratching their nails became extremely harsh here.

"What the hell is this story!"

The instructor who was pulled off the podium was suddenly speechless.

"Uh, instructor, is there still a white guy working with him?"

At this time Xuanyuan Rong raised his hand weakly and asked.

"Oh? Student Xuanyuanrong, could it be that you saw it too?!"

Hearing what Xuanyuanrong said, the instructor's eyes lit up immediately.

"I"

Xuanyuan Rong's expression became strange.

Isn't this the story of Sheriff Black Cat? Why has it become so evil?

"No way, is there really such a story? Riding a motorcycle and shooting a mouse with a pistol? It's so scary!"

After hearing this, Ba Zong shrank his neck in a little fear.

"Yes, yes, I heard that the black cat is still a sheriff. He is very majestic and patrols with a motorcycle every day!"

"Yes! I've seen it before, and I even sat in the back seat of a black cat."

"666!"

"The instructor is really lucky. He can still see this peerless scene. He must become a master in the future!"

In an instant, the student group started to explode again.

Many of them were joking, and some of them (that's Ba Zong) didn't know if they really hadn't heard the story, or they were just fishing.

"Is this how the story is told? Can't you tell them the story of the cave, and return the Black Cat Sheriff!"

The instructor who had just been torn off rushed forward and tore him down, scolding him with a look of hatred.

"Didn't this old man ask us to appease the students? In the final analysis, he just diverted the students' attention. You see, when you mentioned it to me, the students were talking about it on their own, and no one even asked about it. From where did Lao You go, it can also achieve the effect of appeasing the students!"

Who knew that the instructor nodded with satisfaction.

"According to what you said, it seems to make sense."

The two nodded in unison.

"It is said that Sheriff Black Cat only has five episodes."

"No, I always feel like it has hundreds of episodes."

"That's right, I spent my childhood winter and summer vacations watching it under the covers. Why are there only five episodes? Are you kidding me!"

A while passed, and the students were still discussing the topic.

"Instructor, where is Instructor You? Hiss! What is this?!"

But at this moment, Xuanyuan Rong secretly ran to the podium, but saw a hole between the two instructors.

"If you know some things, it's better to pretend you don't know."

The two instructors nodded to Xuanyuan Rong.

"I know!"

"Hey wait, I seem to remember that you often go out to give speeches?"

Xuanyuan Rong was about to turn around and leave, but was held back by the instructor.

"Ah yes, what's wrong?"

Xuanyuan Rong nodded in confusion.

"So how long is your speech?"

"Half an hour."

"Is the content of every speech the same?"

"That's not true, I have a few speeches on strength training, and a few speeches on speed accumulation."

"That's enough, now it's up to you to share!"

Before Xuanyuan Rong finished speaking, he was dragged to the podium by two instructors.

"If there is anything you want to share with your classmates, you can share it. As the number one in the city, Xuanyuan Rong."

One of the instructors looked at Xuanyuan Rong with a smile.

"Me? Not at all, this is the Ice Moon base, you are still a third-level fighter, I can't stand here!"

Xuanyuan Rong was dumbfounded on the spot.

What?
Catch me to give a speech?

Could it be You Yong?
Standing on the podium, Xuanyuan Rong looked down from time to time, and felt that his lower body was chilly.

"Let's talk about speed first, and speak slowly."

The instructor encouraged him.

"No. How about we talk about it together, just like I ask you a question and you answer me."

Xuanyuan Rong's mind was very bright, and he thought of it immediately.

"Yes, it seems good to help students solve their cultivation problems, that's it!"

"Clap clap clap!"

The instructor clapped his hands to silence the audience.

"Okay, now you can ask us questions about cultivation."

"I come!"

As soon as the instructor spoke, someone immediately stood up and raised their hands.

"This classmate, please ask!"

When they looked up, they suddenly found that it was eight dumplings.

"I want to ask, every time I finish my practice, I always want to rush, I don't know what to do, I feel obedient if I don't rush, but I feel that I am too restrained and wasteful when I rush."

But what everyone present didn't expect was that Ah Ba Zong immediately raised a boulder-like question when he got up.

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"This one is even more heavyweight!"

"666!"

"I'm afraid it's a little sick!"

The students around immediately started talking again.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Quiet, quiet! This is where the students have doubts, so he said it, this question must have been entangled with him for a long time!"

The instructor slammed the table.

The audience became silent again.

"This classmate. If this is the case, then I suggest you not to rush every other four or five days."

After thinking about it carefully, the instructor felt that this answer was very difficult, and he also adopted a slowdown tactic.

"This is really difficult for me. I have a habit of rushing immediately after getting up every day. Otherwise, I will not be able to concentrate on work and study. I also have to rush before going to bed at night. The rush is fast and the quality of sleep is good. If I don’t rush for two or three days in winter, I can still do it. Patience, but absolutely not in summer, you have to rush every day, if there is an air conditioner, it’s okay, if there is no air conditioning, you may rush several times a day, especially after exercising, you must rush, otherwise you will feel uncomfortable~ Oh, yes, I said rush Take a shower, you know, taking a shower is such a waste of water! I will be beaten by my mother!"

Who knew, Ba Zong shouted out in succession.

Instructor: .
Xuanyuan Rong:
Other students: .
"How long has it been since you were beaten by your mother?"

The corner of the instructor's mouth twitched as he suppressed the urge to get up and asked.

"Three or four days, if you don't get beaten, I really feel uncomfortable."

Ah Ba Zong twisted his body as he said that.

"Don't stop me, see if I don't beat him!"

The instructor slammed the table again.

"Go, go, I didn't stop you!"

The other instructor looked at him with a playful smile.

"Zhuo! You should stop me!"

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Xuanyuan Rong was speechless.

Things seem a little out of control in this class.

(End of this chapter)