I'm a martial arts genius

Chapter 109 The painting style is wrong
"Ah...it stinks!"

The "Green Gourd Kamen Rider" in the blue and white striped underwear on his head pinched his nose and complained, "The dog respects Sama, other people's Kamen Rider has its own respiratory support system."

"be strong!"

Chu Hao had a serious expression on his face, "As a Kamen Rider, what is a little fishy smell? And according to my experience, fresh and alive octopuses have a little bit of smell after getting out of the water more or less .”

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As the eldest daughter of the Nikaido family, Asuka Nikaido feels that her life is simply disillusioned.

"But, Asuka. Based on my experience, don't worry about octopus smelling fishy, ​​but when roasted... it smells delicious."

"..."

Asuka Nikaido could only be thankful that it wasn't a piece of extremely smelly dried squid thrown on his face, otherwise, who knows, he just wiped off the heather-scented facial cleanser.

"Okay!! Come on! Asuka!"

"Hay!!!"

The huge flaming octopus waved its tentacles, the port machinery on the dock was overturned directly, and a large number of containers were smashed into pieces by the unconscious tentacles.

Goods of all kinds, scattered from containers.

All over the sky are A-cup underwear of various styles. There is no way, this is the mainstream of the defeated country in the Second World War.

People say that "poor breasts are a scarce resource", but in fact this is farting. In the defeated countries in World War II, poor breasts are everywhere, and they are not scarce at all.

boom! !

The huge vibration made the siren sound again. A large number of armed helicopters have appeared. I don’t know when the first wave of anti-tank missiles has been launched. However, it is of no use. fail.

The outer shell melted almost instantly, and this salvo of missiles was completely delivered.

"Fuck!!"

"??????"

"6666666"

"Damn it, the world is getting crazy, wife, come out and see God."

"Monster!!!!!!"

"What's the situation?! What's the situation?! This is too exaggerated, isn't this charcoal-grilled octopus?!"

"I go!!"

"Sect Leader, with such a big octopus, is the 'Hunyuan Kungfu Technique' of our 'Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji Gate'... still useful?"

"Nonsense, is this octopus big? I think it's not as big as the bird we have upstairs."

"Whose bird is bigger than an octopus?"

"The bird of our master."

"Um????"

"Not right."

"Is there something wrong with the water?"

"I think there's something wrong with someone."

"Brothers, I have a question now. Since it is 'Green Gourd Kamen Rider'...why is the fat... mask on his head with blue and white stripes? Why not green and white stripes?"

"Good question!"

"Mr. Chu, I think there should be some green on the head."

"It's good to be green, it looks healthy."

"..."

The atmosphere in the entire live broadcast room was tense and cheerful at the same time.

There is nothing you can do about being nervous. After all, the flame octopus is almost as big as half a [-]-ton ship, and only part of its body can be seen, and the full picture has not yet appeared.

In the core of the flame, only a part of the figure can be seen dancing, and the full picture can only be estimated.

That is, those octopus eyes are indeed like human eyeballs, they are turning and looking around from time to time.

Just looking at each other across the screen made many viewers shut up.

Very weird feeling.

"Everyone, don't be afraid, and don't worry. This is the seaside and the port. The population is not dense, and the crowd has been evacuated before, so the problem is not big. The helicopters I saw just now are relatively powerful combat units. Before Dr. Kaoru Ichijo from Edo University’s Marine Department told me that this is a combat unit of the local special operations team.”

While talking, Chu Hao raised his hand to look at his watch, and said after looking at the time, "At five o'clock in the afternoon, because the local special operations team will be off work, I estimate that the battle will be resolved around five o'clock. "

"Nani?! How powerful is this little devil?!"

"Is it difficult to admit that others are actually good?"

"Mr. Chu, what kind of special operations team is this? Doesn't it have a brilliant record? How can the battle be resolved before five o'clock?"

"Fuck, you really can't underestimate foreign countries."

"Excessive arrogance these days is inferiority complex, on the other hand..."

"Don't look at the chickens, you look at the chickens and listen to Teacher Chu. Teacher Chu, explain in detail, is there any secret weapon, for example, there is a hidden giant of light in the special operations team. You can become 50 meters tall."

Chu Hao cleared his throat, and then said to the camera, "Let me clarify here, the battle was completely resolved around five o'clock, it's true."

"Look! The guy in front has been slapped in the face. Is it difficult to admit that others are good?"

"..."

Then Chu Hao said again: "The main thing is to wait for the people from the special operations team to get off work, and I will take over. Basically, the battle will be resolved within ten seconds. To be honest, brothers, I have deeply reflected on this kind of situation recently. In this situation, resolving the battle too quickly will give people the illusion that others can do what I, Chu Hao, can do."

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"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

"Booming in a trance..."

"2333333333"

"6666666666"

"Mr. Chu, is this how you clarify to the masses?"

"In front, how does it feel when your face is rubbed against the ground?"

"Haha, since Teacher Chu said that, the little devil who is designated as a special operations team will be rubbed."

"Fuck!! What the hell is that?!"

"Fuck!!!!"

"Honey, come out and see the Tathagata Palm!!"

"Have you ever heard of a palm technique that fell from the sky?"

"I have never seen palm skills falling from the sky, but I have seen ballistic missiles falling from the sky now."

"Damn!! Is that the warhead separated?!"

"It's multiple warhead separation!!"

"Holy shit! Is it a nuclear warhead?!"

"Holy shit! It's a nuclear bomb!! Just now 'Look, Amei' released a message saying it's a tactical nuclear bomb!!"

"Tactics?!"

"Tactics?!"

"What tactic?!"

"It doesn't matter what tactics, nuclear bombing implements tactics, this is also tactics!"

"This tactic is a bit hardcore!"

"This tactic is a bit recruiting!"

"Could it be that Mr. Li came up with this tactic?"

"Which Mr. Li?"

"Mr. Li Mei."

"..."

Chu Hao fixed his eyes and saw that there were indeed twelve warheads roaring towards him. When they approached 500 meters above the flame octopus, the twelve warheads detonated at the same time.

Boom! !
First there was a light, followed by a huge fireball.

This scene directly made the audience in front of the screen stupid. What kind of fairy operation is this? !

However, the diameter of the huge fireball is much smaller than the hydrogen bomb explosion mushroom cloud in popular science magazines.

"Is it really a tactical nuclear warhead?"

"impossible."

"What is this?"

"Mr. Chu, let's popularize science."

"I think you are embarrassing Teacher Chu."

"That's right, Teacher Chu is an expert in neurology at Duansu University, but he is not an expert in nuclear physics at Duansu University."

"Every line is like a mountain, but I have always recognized Teacher Chu's taste."

"Wait, brother in front, what kind of taste do you agree with Mr. Chu?"

"Didn't you realize that Teacher Chu is always surrounded by beautiful girls?"

"Miss Emma will always be a god~~~"

"Get out!!! Miss Emma is mine!!!"

"Miss Emma, ​​I love you!!!"

"When I grow up, I will marry Miss Emma's family!!"

"I dare to eat Miss Emma's..."

[Administrator] kicked "I'm not Tony Liu" out of the live broadcast room.

[Administrator] permanently banned "I am not Tony Liu".

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"It's horrible, it's really scary!"

"The management dog is dead!"

“Death to the permission dogs!”

"Wait, this is posted by my classmate using my account, administrator, I didn't mean that. My name is Wang Yuehan, and I am a sixth grade student in Judgment Primary School. My teacher is Mr. Chu. "Learn the 'Jiezi Jue', and learn the Vajra Palm of Aijia's five-way exercise."

"..."

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"I feel like a kid has died."

"This is what I said, if even the woman you love..."

[Administrator] Kicked "Little Prince Wuguishan Ghost Fire" out of the live broadcast room.

[Administrator] permanently banned "Little Prince Wuguishan Will-o'-the-Wisp".

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"Brothers, I suddenly feel that fighting monsters is actually the same."

"It's not as scary as the love, hate and hatred of primary school students."

"Scary? Why do I feel a little irritated?"

"There's something wrong with you..."

"Someone's not right..."

However, with the occurrence of the airburst, the high pressure directly blew the flames around the flame octopus, but that was all.

After the flames were blown away, it was only now that the flame octopus's body could be clearly seen...it was actually an octopus.

The huge tentacles are like steel cables and steel whips. With a gentle wave, they can sweep away a large number of containers. The wide port terminal is already in a mess.

A large amount of metal was turned into molten iron, and the hot red molten iron flowed directly into the cracks.

The nearby seawater boiled directly due to transpiration, and a large amount of water vapor began to diffuse.

There are a large number of symbolic patterns on the surface of the huge octopus. The gray-black octopus body is accompanied by red textures that look like flowing molten steel. It looks extremely evil... but dazzling.

Roar! ! ! ! ! !

boom! !

An octopus leg stood up and jerked suddenly. The ground cracked at that time, and the concrete structure couldn't withstand this slight blow.

In the live broadcast room, there was silence for the first time.

In the face of such giant and ferocious beasts, human beings' conventional and unconventional methods are so powerless.

Knowing that the extraordinary power hidden in this world, whether it is righteous or evil, has emerged, most ordinary people still cannot accept it.

Fear comes from the unknown.

Even more fear comes from the inability to resist.

Regardless of whether it is righteous or evil, when mortals cannot resist, they will despair.

"Nuclear, nuclear bomb...didn't it kill it?"

"If it's Ke Zong, I adore it...can it be saved?"

"Don't be so pessimistic, okay? You see, Teacher Chu is not panicking at all."

Chu Hao just sat on the top of the crane, and explained to the camera: "Just now I got to know the local powerful people, friends, don't panic, this is an ordinary sea monster. According to the records, it should be someone The warlock was summoned through a certain formation. It's a trivial matter, it's not a big problem."

"'No Big Problem'."

"'No Big Problem'."

"'No Big Problem'."

"'No Big Problem'."

"'No Big Problem'."

……

The barrage area was flying, it was Chu Hao's attitude, which made people feel at ease.

"This thing, I estimate, is about [-] tons. How many people will eat it?"

Chu Hao smacked his lips, thinking that since it is a sea monster, it must have some skills. If it can become stronger after eating it, it must be given to the students of "Hunyuan Xingyi Taijimen" to try something new. It is very reasonable to seek the welfare of the students.

"Mr. Chu, how does this look like it's [-] tons? I think it's less like [-] tons."

"How many people need to eat it?"

"Charcoal-grilled octopus is absolutely delicious!! Quacking!!"

"Would it be better to bake it with willow branches?"

"It's more delicious if you just pop it in sauce."

"Wouldn't it be better to turn your fart into octopus balls?"

"How many balls would that cost?"

The painting style of the entire comment area and the barrage area was brought directly into the ditch in an instant.

(End of this chapter)