I'm a martial arts genius
Chapter 11 Come...Cheat!
Chapter 11 Come...Cheat!
Chu Hao was also speechless, smiled and said, "Brother Li, don't worry, how could I engage in such a thing, I just opened a training class for physical fitness, accepting some elementary school students, and earning some extra money."
"Damn it, I forgot to ask if you didn't tell me. What kind of skill are you doing? You're so awesome. Damn it, you have hundreds of bricks on your head. That's much better than nigger Asan!"
"Family biography, family biography..."
"Damn it, it's a deep secret!"
The foreman, Li Jie, immediately picked up his glass, "Come on, come on, let's do it, I'll introduce you to a few kids tomorrow, they're in Judgment Elementary School, they're all from a friend's house, they're so stupid, they probably won't pass the exam When you go to high school, when the time comes, you will train it as a dog training!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
The drivers looked gloomy at the time. No accident, the stupid children that the foreman Brother Li talked about should belong to them.
"By the way, Xiao Chu, what kind of kung fu are you doing?"
A driver held a juice, clinked a glass with him, and looked at him curiously.
"Oh, this, this is called 'Hunyuan Gongfa'. When outsiders come to learn it, they can learn the three moves of 'Jie, Hua, and Fa'. After ten or eight years of practice, they will be able to become masters."
"Fuck, ten or eight years? Is there anything faster?"
"It's fine to practice any one of 'connection, transformation, and hair' alone, and you can become a teacher in two or three years."
"Two or three years is still too long. Is there anything faster?"
"It's still any kind of 'receiving, transforming, sending', combined with the 'Lightning Whip' all the way, you can learn something in two or three months."
"Lightning whip?"
"What is a lightning whip?"
Li Ge, the foreman at the side, sipped the oysters, and said as soon as he slapped the table: "Xiao Chu, give me a show, what is the 'Lightning Whip'!"
"Yes, yes, perform one, perform one!"
"Wait, I'll turn on the phone to record first!"
"Xiao Chu, perform one!"
Chu Hao suddenly smiled slightly, and then said, "Since everyone wants to see it, then I will perform one."
Looking left and right, the drivers all took out their mobile phones, and the owner of the "Shaxian Hotel" also silently took out their mobile phones. They are all mobile phones with a camera of 4000 million pixels or more, with optical image stabilization and night view Shooting mode, very clear!
Chu Hao reached out to pick up the toothpick box, shook out a toothpick, and said, "Have you seen this toothpick?"
"Yes, got it."
"I see!"
"I see!"
Several people nodded repeatedly.
Then I saw Chu Hao's body tremble suddenly, and the hand holding the toothpick was thrown out like a whip.
"Snap"!
soon!
Chu Hao slowly moved the toothpick in front of everyone, "This is the unique technique of Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji School - lightning, lightning, and whip!"
"Fuck!"
"What what?! Let me see... what the hell!"
"Fuck, it's so powerful!"
"Too awesome!"
“If I hadn’t seen this with my own eyes, I would have thought it was fake!”
"Damn it, Xiao Chu, you are too good! You can't hide it, you can't hide it!"
More than a dozen mobile phones slapped the toothpick, and saw a blowfly that was still buzzing and fluttering on the tip of the toothpick.
The lightning whip "cracked" very quickly!
The co-workers forwarded it very quickly!
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa……
More than a dozen people posted a video of Chu Hao's toothpick piercing a blowfly, and the fly was still alive, and it didn't take long for it to pass the review of several video websites.
An old driver made a headline on NBFUN called "A New Way to Get Rid of Flies, Your Jaws Will Be Shocked" After reading it, within a minute, a series of bullet screens were posted.
"When I clicked on it, I thought it was using electricity, but it turned out that it was actually using electricity, but it was lightning!"
"66666666!"
"23333333!"
"The fly said that it has never seen such a humiliating way of being arrested in its life!"
"I've never seen such an arrogant toothpick in my life!"
"I'm a toothpick!"
"I am Lightning!"
"I am the whip!"
"Who is the whip?!"
"What whip?"
"Horsewhip!"
"Bullwhip!"
"Brother!"
……
After rolling the skewers once, Chu Hao felt extremely beautiful in his heart.
Ding!
[Big Master System] Friendly Reminder!
The host punishes the evil and promotes the good, and will be famous all over the world!
Prestige +2333!
Ding!
[Big Master System] Friendly Reminder!
Chu Hao
Rating: 1
Reputation: 6023
Combat power: 35 (+5996)/100
Spirit: 10/100
Feature: "Hero Strike" lv1
Martial skills: "Lightning Whip" lv1, "Great Compassionate Hand" lv1, "Educating the Common People" lv1, "Overlord's Wrath" lv1
Weapon: none
Vehicle: "Watson"
……
Okay, okay, if we keep going at this pace, if the live broadcast starts, it won’t be too exciting.
These prestige are floating prestige, if it can be directly converted into combat power, it will really crush the turtle fairy, it is not a dream to directly blow up the moon.
After drinking and eating, Chu Hao went back to sleep. When he woke up the next day, many parents of elementary school students from Judgment Elementary School came. As soon as they saw Chu Hao, they pointed and shouted: "It's him, that's him!" , the one who stabs the fly with a toothpick!"
"What kind of toothpick is used to pierce flies? Doesn't it take five seconds to hit four with one?"
"It's also him and him, and it's all one person."
"Look, this is it. I saw it on geiligeili. A toothpick sticks a fly. It's called a 'lightning whip'. It's as fast as lightning. It's amazing!"
"Give me a minute, give me a minute, okay, thank you. My child is attending class with Teacher Chu. I've borrowed it from time to time..."
John Wang was led by his grandfather, and he walked to the gate proudly. The parents on the left and right were excited and asked quickly, "Uncle, how is the teaching here?"
"How do I know this? I don't understand this. Isn't this a child being bullied? I just come here to practice with Mr. Chu. It's good to keep fit."
Saying this, Wang John's grandfather was indeed very proud. These newcomers, shouldn't they be paid 300 yuan per class?What about him?It's only one hundred and fifty, and I earned it.
He also watched the video yesterday, good guy, Master Chu is a master, an absolute master!
He couldn't kill a few flies with a fly swatter, but Master Chu managed it with a toothpick. He was able to sting the flies and keep them alive. How much skill is this?
Too bad!
Wang Yuehan's grandfather thought in his heart, let his grandchildren come to practice later, whether it is successful or not is not important, the important thing is to have face.
Others are begging to give money to liars, how can they be like him, one hundred and fifty-one class hours, genuine skills at a real price!
"Ms. Chu! Have you eaten sooner or later? I brought some steamed buns. I don't know if you like them."
Carrying a bag of breakfast with soy milk and fried dough sticks in it, it looked quite rich. After Wang Yuehan's grandfather put the things at the front desk, he pushed Wang Yuehan forward, "Today is Saturday, just deliver it."
"Thank you, thank you, you are too polite, you don't need to buy it..."
"It should be..."
(End of this chapter)
Chu Hao was also speechless, smiled and said, "Brother Li, don't worry, how could I engage in such a thing, I just opened a training class for physical fitness, accepting some elementary school students, and earning some extra money."
"Damn it, I forgot to ask if you didn't tell me. What kind of skill are you doing? You're so awesome. Damn it, you have hundreds of bricks on your head. That's much better than nigger Asan!"
"Family biography, family biography..."
"Damn it, it's a deep secret!"
The foreman, Li Jie, immediately picked up his glass, "Come on, come on, let's do it, I'll introduce you to a few kids tomorrow, they're in Judgment Elementary School, they're all from a friend's house, they're so stupid, they probably won't pass the exam When you go to high school, when the time comes, you will train it as a dog training!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
The drivers looked gloomy at the time. No accident, the stupid children that the foreman Brother Li talked about should belong to them.
"By the way, Xiao Chu, what kind of kung fu are you doing?"
A driver held a juice, clinked a glass with him, and looked at him curiously.
"Oh, this, this is called 'Hunyuan Gongfa'. When outsiders come to learn it, they can learn the three moves of 'Jie, Hua, and Fa'. After ten or eight years of practice, they will be able to become masters."
"Fuck, ten or eight years? Is there anything faster?"
"It's fine to practice any one of 'connection, transformation, and hair' alone, and you can become a teacher in two or three years."
"Two or three years is still too long. Is there anything faster?"
"It's still any kind of 'receiving, transforming, sending', combined with the 'Lightning Whip' all the way, you can learn something in two or three months."
"Lightning whip?"
"What is a lightning whip?"
Li Ge, the foreman at the side, sipped the oysters, and said as soon as he slapped the table: "Xiao Chu, give me a show, what is the 'Lightning Whip'!"
"Yes, yes, perform one, perform one!"
"Wait, I'll turn on the phone to record first!"
"Xiao Chu, perform one!"
Chu Hao suddenly smiled slightly, and then said, "Since everyone wants to see it, then I will perform one."
Looking left and right, the drivers all took out their mobile phones, and the owner of the "Shaxian Hotel" also silently took out their mobile phones. They are all mobile phones with a camera of 4000 million pixels or more, with optical image stabilization and night view Shooting mode, very clear!
Chu Hao reached out to pick up the toothpick box, shook out a toothpick, and said, "Have you seen this toothpick?"
"Yes, got it."
"I see!"
"I see!"
Several people nodded repeatedly.
Then I saw Chu Hao's body tremble suddenly, and the hand holding the toothpick was thrown out like a whip.
"Snap"!
soon!
Chu Hao slowly moved the toothpick in front of everyone, "This is the unique technique of Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji School - lightning, lightning, and whip!"
"Fuck!"
"What what?! Let me see... what the hell!"
"Fuck, it's so powerful!"
"Too awesome!"
“If I hadn’t seen this with my own eyes, I would have thought it was fake!”
"Damn it, Xiao Chu, you are too good! You can't hide it, you can't hide it!"
More than a dozen mobile phones slapped the toothpick, and saw a blowfly that was still buzzing and fluttering on the tip of the toothpick.
The lightning whip "cracked" very quickly!
The co-workers forwarded it very quickly!
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa……
More than a dozen people posted a video of Chu Hao's toothpick piercing a blowfly, and the fly was still alive, and it didn't take long for it to pass the review of several video websites.
An old driver made a headline on NBFUN called "A New Way to Get Rid of Flies, Your Jaws Will Be Shocked" After reading it, within a minute, a series of bullet screens were posted.
"When I clicked on it, I thought it was using electricity, but it turned out that it was actually using electricity, but it was lightning!"
"66666666!"
"23333333!"
"The fly said that it has never seen such a humiliating way of being arrested in its life!"
"I've never seen such an arrogant toothpick in my life!"
"I'm a toothpick!"
"I am Lightning!"
"I am the whip!"
"Who is the whip?!"
"What whip?"
"Horsewhip!"
"Bullwhip!"
"Brother!"
……
After rolling the skewers once, Chu Hao felt extremely beautiful in his heart.
Ding!
[Big Master System] Friendly Reminder!
The host punishes the evil and promotes the good, and will be famous all over the world!
Prestige +2333!
Ding!
[Big Master System] Friendly Reminder!
Chu Hao
Rating: 1
Reputation: 6023
Combat power: 35 (+5996)/100
Spirit: 10/100
Feature: "Hero Strike" lv1
Martial skills: "Lightning Whip" lv1, "Great Compassionate Hand" lv1, "Educating the Common People" lv1, "Overlord's Wrath" lv1
Weapon: none
Vehicle: "Watson"
……
Okay, okay, if we keep going at this pace, if the live broadcast starts, it won’t be too exciting.
These prestige are floating prestige, if it can be directly converted into combat power, it will really crush the turtle fairy, it is not a dream to directly blow up the moon.
After drinking and eating, Chu Hao went back to sleep. When he woke up the next day, many parents of elementary school students from Judgment Elementary School came. As soon as they saw Chu Hao, they pointed and shouted: "It's him, that's him!" , the one who stabs the fly with a toothpick!"
"What kind of toothpick is used to pierce flies? Doesn't it take five seconds to hit four with one?"
"It's also him and him, and it's all one person."
"Look, this is it. I saw it on geiligeili. A toothpick sticks a fly. It's called a 'lightning whip'. It's as fast as lightning. It's amazing!"
"Give me a minute, give me a minute, okay, thank you. My child is attending class with Teacher Chu. I've borrowed it from time to time..."
John Wang was led by his grandfather, and he walked to the gate proudly. The parents on the left and right were excited and asked quickly, "Uncle, how is the teaching here?"
"How do I know this? I don't understand this. Isn't this a child being bullied? I just come here to practice with Mr. Chu. It's good to keep fit."
Saying this, Wang John's grandfather was indeed very proud. These newcomers, shouldn't they be paid 300 yuan per class?What about him?It's only one hundred and fifty, and I earned it.
He also watched the video yesterday, good guy, Master Chu is a master, an absolute master!
He couldn't kill a few flies with a fly swatter, but Master Chu managed it with a toothpick. He was able to sting the flies and keep them alive. How much skill is this?
Too bad!
Wang Yuehan's grandfather thought in his heart, let his grandchildren come to practice later, whether it is successful or not is not important, the important thing is to have face.
Others are begging to give money to liars, how can they be like him, one hundred and fifty-one class hours, genuine skills at a real price!
"Ms. Chu! Have you eaten sooner or later? I brought some steamed buns. I don't know if you like them."
Carrying a bag of breakfast with soy milk and fried dough sticks in it, it looked quite rich. After Wang Yuehan's grandfather put the things at the front desk, he pushed Wang Yuehan forward, "Today is Saturday, just deliver it."
"Thank you, thank you, you are too polite, you don't need to buy it..."
"It should be..."
(End of this chapter)
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