I'm a martial arts genius

Chapter 118 My Uncle Dugu Begs For Mercy!
No, no, no, no~~~
the phone is ringing.

Chu Hao set the ringtones of strange calls to this.

"crooked?"

"Is it the head of Chu? Ouyang Zhengshuang, the marketing director of the 'Shaking Yin' live delivery platform."

"??????"

Are you cool?How cool is it?

Chu Hao was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "Director Ouyang, what do you want from me?"

"Uh...it's like this. At present, our company believes that the head of Chu has the conditions for a major strategic partner, so I want to sign a win-win contract with the head of Chu. I don't know..."

"Don't sign."

"..."

"Why should I distribute the money I earn from live broadcasting to you?"

"..."

"Don't think that the platform has made me~~"

"..."

"However, you have called me on purpose, so I can't say that I don't want to save face. How about this, I have been promoted now and become the director of a certain police station. This is more or less the top leader, right?"

"..."

Ouyang Zhengshuang was taken aback, what the hell?This became the director of the police station? !

Wait, it doesn't seem like much.

No, no, no, no, the director and the director cannot be compared. As for the director of the police station like Chu Hao, it must be the director of the Internet celebrity.

Positive person!

Protagonist! !

"Director Chu, I don't know if there is a way for both of us to..."

"Well, when I start working in the office, I need to use some live broadcast equipment. If your platform is willing, we can cooperate. I can still guarantee this by getting naming rights or something."

"no problem!"

Ouyang Zhengshuang was decisive at the time, "I just don't know what is complicated about Director Chu?"

"Oh, this is a confidential unit of mine, but it doesn't matter if I tell you."

"..."

Secret unit, it doesn't matter if you say it?
Is it loose? !

"Uh... I don't know which important institution is nearby?"

"That's not true, it's just that the place is relatively remote, and there are a lot of ghosts and ghosts. The government is afraid of causing panic, so it doesn't plan to make a big publicity. But I think it will be reported sooner or later, so I plan early."

"That was in a remote mountainous area?"

"It's a place called 'Izanami' in the world. It's more confusing and difficult to get through. Currently, I'm alone in charge of the work."

"Esinnameri Stone Boundary?"

Ouyang Zhengshuang wondered, could it be the southwest or northwest region?
Next door or a tropical rainforest?

Does it have its own festival like Fountain Festival?
Maybe there will be a sports meeting similar to the Naadam Conference?
Gan.

Ouyang Zhengshuang felt that he was still too naive and knew too little about his country.

But it doesn't matter, it's great to have an exclusive title.

As far as Chu Hao's traffic, popularity, and influence, he is a big name in the Internet celebrity world! !

Besides, now that the ability to carry goods is so strong, the platform has long blocked the news. All the "friends" and "friends" are implying that it's all fake. It's all fake. It's really hard to sell.

But there is no impenetrable wall in the world. Once you communicate with a big customer, the big customer will sell the news.

Now there are many people planning to cooperate with Chu Hao, many of them have already gone to Tiezhu Building to give gifts, just one word: full of sincerity!
"Then what, since I agreed, I will ask my lawyer to go to your place. I have to go on a mission recently, so I don't have time to come here. Don't worry, my place is a formal unit, the police station, and the higher-ups will send a lawyer over. "

"..."

"Is there anything else?"

"You are busy, you are busy, Director Chu, pay attention to safety."

"thank you."

"you are welcome……"

After hanging up the phone, Director Ouyang Zhengshuang clenched his fists and waved: "Oh yeah!!!! Now that we have the naming rights, will the exclusive live broadcast be far behind?! There will be bread, and everything will be there. Don't waste any time. It cannot reach a thousand miles, and it cannot become a river or a sea without accumulating small streams. As long as you work hard, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle. I believe that there will be an exclusive contract!"

Ouyang Zhengshuang, who ran to the president's office to ask for credit, didn't know that Chu Hao had already called Situ Haodong: "Instructor, there is a company that plans to fully support the underworld live broadcast, and I have already agreed. I feel like waiting for this It will be very helpful for us to promote righteousness. When the time comes, I will carry out several actions to eliminate demons and defend morality, which will definitely deter the demons and monsters lurking in society."

"..."

Situ Haodong shuddered, feeling that this matter was not simple.

But after thinking about it, he didn't go to the underworld anyway; it wasn't the Chinese underworld anyway.

This involves neither leaking nor self-harm.

Safety.

stable.

appropriate.

"Old Chu, you know me, and I will support your work in all aspects. Don't worry, I will write this report for you. For specific needs, you can send me an email, and I will help you polish it Just a minute. I happen to have a meeting this afternoon, so I’ll bring you a message.”

"That's great instructor!! Instructor, don't worry, I've already thought up the strategy for the world in 'Izanami'. After I establish a stronghold there, I'll take my comrades to the underworld to play."

"This...Old Chu, you are really enlightened! I thank you on behalf of the comrades."

Not only should I thank Chu Hao, but also the eight generations of Chu Hao's ancestors.

A day trip to the underworld? !
Three days of joyful journey to the underworld? !
The seven days in the underworld guarantee accommodation without compulsory consumption? !
A long list of things popped up in Situ Haodong's mind, making these thoughts feel like hell.

When driving to the bureau, Situ Haodong was still thinking, if he really went to the underworld to play, the money he would use...was it paper money?
Shaking his head, Situ Haodong forced himself not to think too much, otherwise the more he thought about it, the more he felt like hell.

The whole person is not well.

When he arrived at the bureau, Situ Haodong, who had already prepared a report and polished [-] words, was planning to talk to his superiors.

It turned out that there was an emergency meeting.

The people from the "Special Service Department" are the main ones, and the people from the police station are the supplementary ones.

When he came up, the old man started to spray wildly: "What the hell is going on?! Didn't you say that the people from the Xueshan faction are reliable?! Didn't you say that your brother's unit introduced you?! That's it?! It's Yiweidu the fuck Did Jiang turn into a reed and drift across the sea? The defeated country in the Second World War is far away? You are a dog, and it only takes two hours to check it in. Fucking chaos!!"

"Director Tie, please calm down, please calm down. The personal assistant we are looking for is very professional and reliable. Her uncle is the No. 13 sword holder of the Snow Mountain Sect, Dugu Qiu. His qualifications, talents, and abilities are all the same. Waiting for one, it is recognized that the potential is extraordinary..."

"Don't talk about potential with me. What the fuck I want is your potential? What I want is your charm!! Charm! Charm! Charm! Do you understand?! Charm!! Could it be possible for Xiaori...Little The girl from the defeated country in the Second World War, who is living a good life, succeeded in taking the position?"

"..."

"Do you know who supplied the 'Fengxue Dali Wan' you are purchasing now?"

"Know, know..."

"Knowing that you are still making trouble for me?! Fucking waste adds to the chaos!"

"..."

After cursing, Lao Tie took a sip of chrysanthemum tea, went to remove the fire, and then continued, "Now the two eldest ladies of the defeated consortium, Nikaido Asuka and Tomori Sanae, have been confirmed to be Chu Hao's personal maids. , What is this?! This is to let others get ahead! And the previous Natasha Alexeyevna Volkova, the fucking hairy girl also wants to be blind, but you should grow up Are you okay?"

"This... Director Tie, we have regulations, we don't allow sex."

"You're fucking looking for a member of the Xueshan School, not our lesbians. Have we engaged in sexual temptation? No! That's a girl from the Xueshan School who loves freely, it's normal!"

"..."

The atmosphere of the meeting in the whole office was very strange.

Suddenly, one of the veteran police officers who attended the meeting had a bad expression on his face, and reminded him in a low voice: "Old Tie, I heard that Dugu's niece who begged for mercy... seems to have a bit of a temper?"

"Fuck..."

Lao Tie, who was leaning back tactically, rolled his eyes, "Let's make trouble, let's toss it. When Chu Hao's thigh is offended, I'll see how far you can go."

"No way, I think Haodong handled it well."

"No matter how well Haodong handles it, he's still a man!"

Lao Tie glared at the speaker, then turned to look at Situ Haodong, "Haodong, I don't mean anything else, don't take it to heart."

"Don't worry, Director Tie, I understand."

"It's good to understand, it's good to understand..." Lao Tie nodded, and suddenly thought of something, "By the way, Haodong, you are already at this age, and you are not married yet. Is it because of your sexual orientation..."

puff! ! !
An old comrade couldn't control himself and sprayed out a mouthful of tea.

Situ Haodong immediately said: "Director Tie, I have a normal orientation. I didn't get married just because I still wanted to put my career first. My family has already helped arrange a blind date."

"A blind date is arranged, what a pity."

Lao Tie looked disappointed, while Situ Haodong was terrified.

Are there normal people in this "Special Service Department"? !
Is the top leader just operating in the underworld like this? !

Even when Lao Tie withdrew his eyes, the moment his eyes swept across his crotch, Situ Haodong directly made up a big drama in his head.

If conditions permit, I'm afraid he will let Chu Hao serve the whole sex reassignment surgery? !
fear! !

"Okay, hurry up and remind Dugu's begging niece not to act recklessly! If you dare to act recklessly, I will flatten his Snow Mountain faction. The matter of Nima's two nuclear bombs."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Some of the dynamic social groups are happy to cooperate with the government.

Vigorous social groups naturally become lifeless if they are unhappy.

It's normal and reasonable.

"Haodong, what did you want to say to me before?"

"Oh, that's right. Director Tie, Director Chu feels that we are about to carry out work in the world of 'Izanami', and when necessary, we need to communicate with the masses. So we plan to cooperate with the platform of 'Shaking Yin' and make some comparisons." People-friendly videos, introducing the working environment, work tasks, working conditions, etc. in the world of 'Izanami'."

"The purpose is to dispel the doubts of the masses; to eliminate the fear of the masses about the unknown world."

"Director Chu said that the best way to eliminate fear is to face it. This is the purpose of their 'Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji Gate'. I think it's good, so I came here in advance to report to my comrades. After all, this is The joint operations of our police and the 'Special Service Department' still need to communicate with each other."

"Okay! Very good! Comrade Chu Hao's awareness is really admirable."

The old iron nodded at that time, and then said, "If you have any needs, just ask. Part of the world in 'Izanami' can be faced with the public. If the masses have doubts, they can dispel their doubts; If there is a need, we will solve the needs of the masses. It is our responsibility to think what the masses think and to be anxious about the needs of the masses..."

You come and I go back and forth between the two parties, the police and the "Special Service" are ready to continue to strengthen cooperation, and Chu Hao is the best example of cooperation.

All the achievements of the world in "Izanami" are the joint leadership of the police and the "Special Affairs Department".

As for saying that the world in "Izanami" is the underworld of the defeated country in the Second World War...

It's not a problem at all.

What does a foreign underworld have to do with our China?
Besides, with righteousness, ghosts and evils will not invade.

After reaching a consensus, the police sent legal affairs to the "Shaking Yin" headquarters to sign the contract. The lawyer there was shocked when he saw the text of the contract.

"Wait, wait, wait, Comrade Police, the world of 'Izanami' mentioned in this contract...is not in the country?"

"No."

"Isn't it the Gobi desert or the tropical rainforest in the northwest and southwest?"

"No."

"That……"

"Just treat it as a parallel space."

"..."

The "Douyin" team of lawyers who came over to negotiate the contract had their hands shaking.

What kind of shit contract is this! !

Who the hell would agree! !

But as the above said, no problem, it is stable, it is a big customer, it is a big order, and the money will definitely not be short!

No matter how much money you have, if it all belongs to the "Heaven and Earth Bank" and has some use, is it possible to prepare for life in the underworld in advance? !

While the "Douyin" company was in a mess, Chu Hao, who ran to pick up passengers at Edo International Airport, held up the pick-up sign.

The line above said: Chu Hao is here.

It didn't mean anything else, he, Chu, didn't know who it was. Situ Haodong just told him that it was a personal life assistant or something.

"You, you are the head of Chu, right?"

"Ok?"

Chu Hao was taken aback, "You are..."

"My uncle Dugu begged for mercy."

"?????"

"My uncle said that when I come this time, I will be responsible for the daily life of the head of Chu."

"??????"

Chu Hao was a little dazed, where's the promised policewoman?How did it become Dugu begging for mercy?
Wait, Dugu begged for mercy?
He seems to be a Grade A warrior?
The No.13 sword-bearer of the Snow Mountain School?
"Then you are..."

"I am your personal life assistant, number one assistant Dugu Xiaoruan."

"Small what?"

"Xiaorou."

"..."

(End of this chapter)