I'm a martial arts genius

Chapter 136 The Tower of the Misfortune God

"Friends, pay attention. The tornado-like place in front is our target point. Then we will have to see if our target fish... No, whether the target object has appeared."

After Chu Hao finished speaking, the entire comment section of the live broadcast room suddenly became ecstasy.

"Master Chu, what happened? Why haven't you been online for so long?"

"Why are you pinching!!!"

"There was a 'snap' very quickly, and I entered the live broadcast room."

"Backhand an 'ambulance'!"

"The King of Heaven, the government has been talking about strengthening the body recently and is planning to promote an advanced radio gymnastics. What do you think of it?"

"'Five ghosts moving bricks'?"

"roll!!"

"I'm going!! What is that?! Seaspout?!"

"Fuck!! It's so long."

"My tornado is very big, bear with it..."

The animals in the live broadcast room originally wanted to warm up the scene first, because normally, Chu Hao's live broadcast, Gao Neng usually comes later.

What a leap of faith on the eighteenth floor; what the stratosphere subdues the angry birds; what a giant octopus is much more fun...

In short, the animals are not worried about the whole work, but they never expected that Gao Neng would come so quickly this time! !
There is no wild "high-energy gentleman" who plays "high-energy ahead" barrage and comments in advance.

According to the previous routine, many "high-energy gentlemen" can predict that Chu Hao is going to make a show after a mediocre action.

But this time, it's different.

"Fuck, this tornado is a bit big. Are you sure it's not a typhoon?"

"Is there something in this tornado?"

"Suddenly found that Tian Wang's live broadcast is very different from others, that is, the clear parts are absolutely unambiguous, unlike some people, who wish they could draw a flying saucer by hand."

"Don't push me!! Look at ten o'clock, the top left of the tornado, is there a tentacle!!!"

"Fuck!! It's tentacles again!!"

"Why say it again?"

"Because the last time Tianwang held a live broadcast in Edo Bay, what he did was tentacles!!"

"That's clearly charcoal-grilled squid."

"Fuck? When? Why didn't I know?"

"In China, recorded and broadcasted videos are mainly used. If you were traveling in Edo at that time, you should have watched the live broadcast."

"Four o'clock direction!! Tentacles again!! That sucker, damn it!!"

"Why is it black?!"

"Maybe it's because the sun doesn't see the sun all year round, so it's dark."

"What's in the middle?"

"It's a bald head!!"

"..."

"..."

It is indeed a bald head, and it is also a black bald head.

Chu Hao rode the "Watson" and cut through the waves all the way. Over the surrounding ocean, there were many helicopters monitoring special sea tornadoes.

There are also some rocket pilots from the Edo City International Condominium Area, they are very fast, and after skimming the sea, they even greeted Chu Hao.

"Fuck?! Rocket pilots?!"

"A-mei, what's the soldier show you're watching?"

"I'm afraid I'm going to grab someone's head?"

"Is this reasonable?"

"Rotten, get out."

……

A team of rocket pilots is in the "5+X" mode, the basic squad is five rocket pilots, and "X" is a special rocket pilot added for different targets.

At this time, five standard rocket pilots fired a string of steel pipe-like things towards the huge tornado. In fact, they were detection sonars and electromagnetic environment collectors.

All the operations are done in one go, very cool, very in line with the style of the traditional "Look, sister" blockbuster.

It's just that the operation is as fierce as a tiger, and before Chu Hao can praise it, he sees a tentacle flick in the air, and the sky is immediately filled with crimson red.

At that scene, it was simply the red flags waving and the sound of gongs and drums.

A stream of magma jumped out of nowhere, like a storm, and there was no way to hide.

boom!boom!boom! !

In a few seconds, this team of rocket pilots disappeared without a trace.

Even if you want to save it, you can't save it.

In fact, the fuel tank of the rocket pilot exploded, and the fireball produced at that moment was much more beautiful than fireworks.

"I go……"

"Madam, come out quickly and see God."

"Fuck, what kind of operation is this?!"

"????????"

"What is this doing?!"

"Give away the head?!"

"Could it be that the little brother of 'Look, sister' prefers the mid laner?"

"If you don't give it to the mid laner, you still want to give it?"

"Teacher Chu, what happened?"

"Haha, the king of heaven is dumbfounded. This can be regarded as drinking too much nuclear waste water from the defeated country in the Second World War. So, sister, do you think the soldiers have also been recruited?"

"Although I can't understand it, I am shocked."

A strong and forceful delivery of the head, the people in the peacekeeping force headquarters were also dumbfounded, Amei, the people who saw it were also numb, and exclaimed: "The data this time does not conform to the model established in the past at all!!!! !!"

"Models are just models!! And those are living monsters!!!"

"Damn, damn, damn!!!"

boom!
The commander kicked on the desk, and shouted: "Why is there such a rain of magma!!!"

"That's still a monster!!! A monster!! Anything is possible!!!!"

The officer in charge of intelligence was also roaring. The commander thought that he could seize the opportunity and explore the way at the first time. Maybe he could even snatch Chu Hao's head. Wouldn't that be flattering?
After all, the "Fengxue Dali Pill", which has become so popular recently, was actually produced by Chu Hao.

Although Chu Hao said that this is a secret recipe handed down from the ancestors, just like the delicious crab burger recipe of "Crab King", it is also inherited from the ancestors.

But Amei, the soldiers you saw didn't believe it at all. They thought, if you had the secret recipe handed down from your ancestors, you would have violated your ancestors' decision long ago in China.

Can you still come to the defeated country in the Second World War to make contributions?
Didn't that make a pouting action?

Pulling off your pants and farting - superfluous.

So, sister, the Ministry of National Defense has come to a conclusion based on the intelligence analysis of the Navy Staff Department, that is, Chu Hao's designation of "Fengxue Dali Pill" was discovered by accident after the country was defeated in the Second World War.

It's like when a brave man is fighting against a dragon, there must be an adventure or something.

The big sword may be a kind of adventure, and of course "Fengxue Dali Pill" can also be a kind of adventure.

It's just now that I suddenly realize that this adventure is a bit hot.

This tornado is so big that I can't control it.

Gan! ! !
At this time, in the command hall of the International Peacekeeping Force Combat Command, a picture of Chu Hao running fast was clearly captured on the big screen.

"Why does that guy's motorboat last so long?!"

"Sir, it's most likely nuclear powered. And it's not a motorboat."

"It's not a motorboat why it looks like a motorcycle!!"

"Because that's an electric bike!! Sir! That's an electric bike!! Electric!!!"

"Is it the latest equipment?"

"No! Sir, that's just a civilian electric bicycle with a very ordinary face! Emma's brand! We have bought several electric bicycles for testing, and they are very ordinary! His electric bicycle is remodeled, and he is from Convict University. An expert in neurology is a scientific research worker, a scientist, and it is normal to use his professional skills to transform machines!!"

"Alright alright……"

The commander finally didn't want to roar anymore, because roaring made no sense.

"Is there any way to get this electric bicycle?"

"It is an electric bicycle modified by a neurologist himself. It is unique. Even the military of his own country cannot mass-produce it. It is amphibious, high-speed, high-end and high-mobility. This requires the cooperation of many departments, otherwise Can't do it all! Sir!!"

"I'm just thinking."

"Just think about it, sir!!"

After the quarrel stopped again, finally, there was a change.

Because in the picture, Chu Hao's expression...

Very obscene.

He is obviously very handsome, but his expression at this time is extremely wretched.

"Hey..."

When the magma rained, Chu Hao felt this force, which was quite familiar.

Isn't this the god of Huangquanjin's breath in the underworld?
That is, the guy called "Izanami", and then the guy with this aura, came to the world?
It wasn't Chu Hao, he had always wanted to expand the jurisdiction of the World Police Station in "Izanami", but the superiors were more concerned about him, thinking that they should first consolidate the existing achievements, and then pursue the victory when it stabilized.

This is reasonable.

It's just that I never thought that if I haven't hugged outside yet, there is still a way to give away the head?

"What about 'Umibozu' as promised, why did you add special effects? I'm still familiar with the special effects!"

Chu Hao was shocked, and said directly to the camera, "My friends, don't be afraid, this is a very common sea monster. It is actually the same nature as some 'weird stories' that are popular in Edo Castle now, but with a little more content. But it's not a big problem."

"'Not a Big Problem'!"

""Not a Big Problem""

""Not a Big Problem""

""Not Big""

""Not Big""

……

Already familiar with Chu Hao's series of tiger-like operations, he was a little speechless at the time, counted his fingers, and specified that there would be a show operation next.

"It's not a big problem to ask why!"

"The answer is simple!"

"Because I'm here!"

Riding the "Watson", the speed went straight to the end, and with a "swoosh", the Mach ring was directly done. With the rapidity after the sonic boom, the live broadcast was interrupted instantly. The speed was too fast, it was simply a mosaic.

Fortunately, the live broadcast room is different now, it is multi-camera.

Chu Hao is now a person with a team.

"Green Gourd Kamen Rider" took a long shot at high altitude, tracking Chu Hao's figure unwaveringly.

The "Pink Sakura Kamen Rider" in the back seat of the car is angled from the side, which looks very handsome and oppressive.

As for Dugu Xiaoruan, who is nothing but responsible for shouting "666" on the shore, there is no way, Chu Hao planned to let Dr. Yiyi Xun lead the archaeology, but who ever thought about things more, so he was not in a hurry.

After all, rubbing balls is the most important thing now.

Hammer! !
The dazzling gourd hammer came through the air.

Like a flash of lightning, when the dazzling gourd hammer fell into Chu Hao's hands.

The whole live broadcast room was boiling at that time.

“Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!!"

"ohohohohohohohohohoohoh!!!"

"Appeared!!"

"Come, come, come!!"

"Master Chu is awesome!!!!"

"The 'crack' was so fast!! Teacher Chu took out a hammer!"

"Is this hammer you speak of...is it serious?"

"It's a hammer's hammer! Can a hammer fly?!"

"Brick flies with great strength, understand?"

"I'll go, Teacher Chu, give the show a classic!"

"Break a big rock in your chest!"

"Whose chest?!"

"The chest of the monster!"

The entire live broadcast room was filled with waves, but the tornado on the sea was even more violent.

"Chu Hao!!! Did you hear Huang Quan's voice?!"

A voice continuously spread from the tornado, even if it was only through the screen, everyone who heard it felt stunned.

The evil that burst out from the devil's lair does not need to be experienced at all, and it can be directly felt without any language description.

"The voice of Huang Quan? I have heard it before."

The dazzling gourd hammer in Chu Hao's hand was thrown out directly, "It's either '嘤嘤嘤', or 'Wooooooo'! Show me your form!!"

Boom! !
The thunder exploded, and the glare gourd hammer directly broke through the restraint of the tornado, smashing the outer storm on the spot.

When the tornado dissipated, the resulting storm disappeared.

The sky was cloudless and very clear.

It seems that the storm and typhoon passing through the country just now are all fake.

"Fuck!!!!"

"What the hell is that?!"

"It's an octopus!!"

"What octopus, didn't you hear what the king said? This is a big monster called 'Umibozu'! Damn, it's not the same as the one in the legend."

"What is it like in the legend?"

"The legendary 'Umibozu' has a black bald head, but now he is not only a black bald head, but also sprays lava all over his body. Is this reasonable?"

"You still don't allow others to get tattoos and perms?"

"That being said, it seems I can accept it."

"No, wait, why does this guy seem to be carrying something?"

"It's more like it came out of nowhere."

"That sounds a little wretched."

"In public places, pay attention to the influence. What do you mean by a black bald head coming out from somewhere? Is this plausible?"

"It seems to have come out of nowhere."

"You 'Umibozu', it's not right, it's incomplete."

"Don't panic, the head of Chu is here, and the ghosts and gods will retreat."

Just as he was talking, he heard the huge black octopus waving its tentacles and continuously ejecting astonishing magma. At the same time, the huge octopus roared: "Chu Hao!! This is the anger from Huangquan! Punishment from the gods!! With this Tower of God of Misfortune, I will have endless power from the underworld! Chu Hao, you..."

puff!
I saw the glare gourd hammer going up and directly smashing the huge black head of the mutated "Umibozu", and the bursting octopus had this effect.

It's just that it's different from other explosives that produce ink, this "Umibozu" explodes with magma.

(End of this chapter)