I'm a martial arts genius

Chapter 150 Don't You See Someone Standing Up?

"What nonsense 'Hunyuan Kungfu' is radio gymnastics, it's rubbish, you dogs can't help it!! I'm so talented, but the bird feathers didn't increase. Dogs are going to die, die, die, die!!! !!"

"Hehe, food is food, what are you trying to do if you don't have the strength? The prostatic fluid of the master is laughing out."

"The dog let you go!!!!!"

"Hehe, the mentality of the little trash has collapsed. I will transform you into an Ultraman to make you recognize your father. Hurry up and shout 'become a light'. It's a pity that you can't do it, you don't have the strength.

"%￥#￥@##%%..."

……

Since a large number of supernatural beings who firmly believe that Master Chu will lead me to fly, and Teacher Chu's awesome skills, have learned the "Hunyuan Kungfu", its astonishing growth rate is enviable, and there are also many people who originally had good talents and abilities. After practicing the "Hunyuan Gongfa", not only did he not become stronger, but his hair became thicker.

As we all know, if you want to be strong, you need to have a bright head!

"Do you have many people practicing 'Hunyuan Kungfu' in our headquarters?"

"Director, this thing...isn't really the No. 18 set of radio gymnastics?"

"You know what a bird, if a master makes a slight change, fine-tunes, or a psychological hint of a look, it will convey a lot of effective information, and it is high-density. It looks the same, but it doesn't mean it is the same. More than 200 pounds in the gym A deadly Hercules, a player who competes with a Hercules, can that be the same?"

"..."

"Also, what kind of person is Comrade Chu Hao? Needless to say? If he had selfish motives, would he still go to Langya District 33 Middle School as an acting teacher? This is a good comrade with noble sentiments and has escaped from vulgar tastes. Don’t judge a gentleman with a villain’s heart.”

"..."

As the director of the Donghai District of the "Special Liaison Department", Lao Tie is now sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai. With Chu Hao charging into the battle, why should he mess around.

A strong and blessed general like Chu Hao is becoming rarer and rarer.

"The 'Fengxue Dali Pill' and 'Fengxue Shocking Pill' that you are taking now are all the original version of the medicine, not a reduced version of the monkey version. You don't cherish the [-] pills on the outside. What do you think? This is a seller’s market, not that you can buy it if you have money.”

"Yes, Director, it's because our layout is small."

"These are minor problems. Our Donghai District only needs to do a good job of cooperating. Learn from others, Dongguo Laolang, how well he did in Huangquan Road Street? Partnering with Comrade Chu Hao, does he need to worry about anything? No. He is a Kunlun Sending the deputy head, who is now in a higher position than the head, is based on what, isn't it just this rare ability."

After all, the Tin Woodman looked calm, "I don't think I need to explain what kind of ability it is."

"No, no need..."

The subordinates also complained in their hearts. Dongguo Laolang is a dignified deputy head of the Kunlun faction. His current ability is not supernatural powers and martial arts, but "kneeling and licking".

This guy might as well be renamed Dongguo Old Dog.

"Recently, Comrade Chu Hao may be engaged in new R&D and research. The comrades in your liaison office must have the spirit of service, so that Comrade Chu Hao has no worries. For things like collecting information, Comrade Chu Hao should also let Comrade Chu Hao set up a 'Scarlet Selection' by himself." Team' to search, are you lying down? Are you negligent? If this continues, I think the Liaison Office and the Intelligence Office can be merged, and the staff can be streamlined, and a lot of "Fengxue Daliwan" can be saved in a month. After all Although Comrade Chu Hao has given a preferential price to purchase 'Fengxue Dali Wan', it still consumes a lot of money."

"Please rest assured, Chief!! We are determined to do a good job supporting Director Chu Hao!"

"Well... that's pretty much the same. As I always say, we must focus on the overall situation. Now Comrade Chu Hao, it's the overall situation."

"..."

……

In Edo, I was so bored that I picked my feet.

Chu Hao played a game of "Glory of the Dead" and saw that the ID on the other side was "Local Brick King", so he voted at that time.

No other meaning, just to show respect.

Then Chu Hao left a message to a few friendly players, asking them to leave an address so that they could send some small gifts there.

For example, "Fengxue Dali Pill" or something.

No other meaning, just to show friendliness.

"Hunyuan Kungfu" is a superior martial art, very scientific and reasonable. Of course, in order to cooperate with this unique kung fu and exert its unique power, it must be combined with a unique elixir.

"Fengxue Daliwan" sounds good at first glance.

Then the five players who voted silently said in their hearts: Teacher Chu, YYDS!

In an instant, they firmly believed that the "Hunyuan Gongfa" was the best in the world!

If it is not number one, it means that there is not a problem with the "Hunyuan Gongfa", but a problem with the world.

"'Dogs respect Sama'. Recently, fewer and fewer people in Edo City are willing to come to the Eastern District. Many descendants of the samurai family, even if they are mutated, dare not come to the Eastern District for activities."

"Isn't peace good? Those local country warriors in the past clamored every day that they were the 'Jianyu Mingfang' ancestral swordsmanship. They were either beheaded by a hundred people or a thousand people. It turned out to be useless. The 'Zhou Xuan Group' was settled. , It’s really mud that can’t support the wall.”

"..."

"Why haven't some powerful monsters come out to make troubles recently? Flash floods, earthquakes and tsunamis, just two of them, our bureau can be regarded as a mission. It's so peaceful, and it's different from the fact that the ability of the 'fantasy side' didn't explode. What's the difference?"

"'Dogs respect Sama', that's because of your majesty, which makes those youngsters dare not make mistakes."

"But pull it off, it's true that being a bad guy is the original sin, but you have to practice being a bad guy. If you don't practice, won't you be a trumpet all your life? A real macho man will just strengthen himself and stand on his own feet, and then change his destiny against the will of heaven."

"..."

Asuka Nikaido wanted to complain that the defeated country in the Second World War is now run by sissies, and the largest organization department in Edo Castle is now the "Gorilla Sengumi", and it is also based on "Rip Obasan".

Obasan, who came out of the clouds a while ago, also grinned and joined the "Ape Selection Group", becoming the cannon fodder group under the first team.

Captain Okita is now shouting slogans, the international condominium area does not need so many representatives of the victorious countries, the boss Chu Hao alone is enough.

This annoyed the victorious country.

Amei, look, was the first to express: Post-war order cannot be desecrated, Amei, look, it’s great.

Lucia's spokesperson was a hairy girl, and she also expressed her position: the post-war order cannot be lost, Chu Hao likes Natasha very much, and plans to have a boy and a girl.

The British press spokesman was a gentleman, and he repeatedly emphasized: Lucia is a lunatic who doesn't understand style, and Chu Hao's sexual orientation is not that rigid.

Before the British press spokesman emphasized that those were all done by Welsh, on the blue waves of the East China Sea, new changes finally appeared in the "Tower of the God of Disaster".

This time, the "Tower of Wojin God" did not release the monsters in the traditional myths and legends of the defeated country in World War II.

Instead, a biochemical monster covered in various armor and electronic equipment.

One look at the extremely rough style, and you can tell that this is Amei's specialty.

People in the world think that Lucia Maozi's equipment is "stupid, big, black and thick", but it is not the case. Maozi's equipment is more sophisticated and ingenious. From an engineering point of view, it makes up for its shortcomings through technology.

The biochemical monster showed traces of human interference at first glance, probably thinking that as long as it piled up high attack and high defense for the monster, what kind of holy light would it need?

Amei, you see, after the Commander-in-Chief inherited an ax for chopping cherry trees from the Capitol, he gave a speech to Congress, saying that world order requires justice and justice. Amei, you see, he is a beacon for the free world of mankind, illuminating the world. dark.

Then Lucia got angry at the time: If the sky wasn't too dark, what about your lighthouse?By the way, Natasha decided to name her son Chu Keqi, and according to the tradition of the Chinese people, the bride price was 18 "Fengxue Dali Pills".

The sister in Edo Castle, you see, the representative quit directly, and immediately protested at the headquarters of the peacekeeping force: Natasha has Mr. Chu's body, she is despicable.

General Ivanov, the highest officer of the Lucia garrison, one of the victorious countries, dismissed this: Natasha asked Chu Hao, and her daughter's name is "Chu Ula" is very good.

International disputes suddenly became fierce. Amei, you can see that the main appeal is one: if Natasha's pregnancy is true, then they hope it is false.

It is very reasonable and in line with the spirit of internationalism. The victorious countries and the great powers began to perform in the defeated countries in the second war. Even the defeated countries in the first war also came to join in the fun, saying that products like "Fengxue Dali Pill" can be mass-produced by German technology , in order to solve the dilemma of serious shortage of "Fengxue Dali Wan" production.

According to the judgment of German orthopedic experts, "Fengxue Dali Wan" is definitely not produced on an automated assembly line, because the size standard is very problematic, the size is different, and it may be rubbed by hand.

As for the fact that a biochemical monster appeared in the "Tower of the God of Disaster", no one seemed to care.

Except for one person.

The head of Chu, will always be a god! ! ! !
"I thought that as one of the victorious countries, sister must have a clever move, but I never thought that I would use the legend of the defeated country in the second war to go public through the back door. It's really shameless... It's really comforting. Look, Isn't this someone who got up on the edge!"

How to bring goods without brushing a wave of monsters?

What about the new cyborgs?
The special product of the underworld, "Evil Elimination Bullets", is specially enchanted with "Fengxue Shocking Pills". Once fired, it will directly make the biochemical monsters shake the sky.

"Moxi, Moxi... oh?! Boss Chu Hao!!! If you have any orders, please pass them on!"

Kondo, the director of the "Angry Selection Team" who was tracking the bereaved dog of the "Akatsuki" organization, suddenly received a call from Chu Hao. After Chu Hao gave some instructions on the phone, Kondo immediately assured loudly: "Don't worry, boss, we will be there for you." mission accomplished!!!"

After all, Kondo yelled: "The aerial film crew of the second division!! Ready to go!!"

Then Kondo opened the live broadcast software and shouted in fluent ordinary hair: "We meet again, old friends~~ I am Edo's 'Higashi-ku Kondo', and I will live broadcast a task for the old friends today. I heard that ' There is a moth coming out of the Tower of the God of Misfortune, elbow, go and have a look with me!"

"..."

"It doesn't taste right."

"Fart, this smells right."

"It was a quick click, and I clicked in."

"I'm quick with a snap. I'll see Kondo Tiezhi when I come in. It's doing well lately, Tiezhi. You have to take it easy. Teacher Chu is there to guide you, but you have to go to work safely."

"Why haven't I seen 'Flying Bird Sauce'? I just like to hear her call 'Zhu Yin'. It's so exciting."

"The 'main banker' of the world is Mr. Chu, why are you joining in the fun?"

"What's none of your business? I like it and I'm happy."

"Hehe, the little sample is quite sloppy, has it reached the 'fortress level'? How dare you talk to me like that?"

"I'm with big brother 'Wang Zhumo', what?"

"Fuck, that's from the same sect, I'm from the same sect as 'Liu Zhanxian', we are also from the same sect~~"

"Brother, my attitude was not very good just now, don't mind."

"Don't, don't, it's me who wants to put on a show, brother, don't take it to heart."

"It's all turtles, hurry up, Kondo Tiezhi is about to start transforming."

The live broadcast was multi-camera. At this time, the aerial camera crew of the Second Division had already approached the "Tower of Fujin God". There were several monsters parked on the two aircraft carriers nearby.

One after another, monsters came out of the "Tower of the God of Disaster". As soon as they came out, they boarded the aircraft carrier, and then pulled equipment from the aircraft carrier. into the crystal chip.

After having these equipments, firstly, the monster power has risen crazily, and secondly, the combat power has been increased twice, which is very powerful.

Just at this time, a human-faced gorilla waved its fist and rushed towards the "Tower of Wojin God" in freestyle.

"Great power ~~ Kondo!!"

"Old irons, the ambulance is ready, today is to make Kondo into a 'hanggong', and kill the aircraft carrier that you see, sister!!"

"I think the monsters on the aircraft carrier are quite capable of fighting. Is Kondo alone? Could it be the opponent?"

"Let's be an outsider. The aerial film crew is used for multi-camera live broadcast. In a real fight, it still depends on the command of brother Okita. The tactics are excellent, the quality is excellent,

"Brothers, what is our tactic?!"

"RUSH!"

"Swipe up!!!"

When the biochemical monsters on the two aircraft carriers began to get restless, Chu Hao held a crystal ball in one hand and potato chips in the other, and said with some emotion: "You biochemical monsters must work hard. These biochemical monsters have come out. , Amei, you see the president has already wielded an ancestral axe, which shows that a new 'myth and legend' is being reshaped. If this wave of transformation is good, maybe the internal organs will be complete."

Victory or defeat is a small matter, whether the wife is developing well...

It's a big deal!
(End of this chapter)