I'm a martial arts genius

Chapter 27 Non-Mainstream Violence King Kong Barbie

Chapter 27 Non-Mainstream Violence King Kong Barbie

Em... Emma?
Am I not riding? !

He looked down at the "Watson", it was the "Emma brand", right?
After hanging up the phone, Chu Hao was full of energy. He looked around and saw an obviously modified "wild fire" parked outside the Tiezhu Building.

It was also sprayed with paint, and there was a "Barbie doll" painting on it, and the sense of violation was like a critical strike.

But sitting on the "will-o'-the-wisp" was a little girl with dyed golden hair and twin ponytails.

Not only was this girl wearing colored contact lenses, but her lipstick was also dark purple, and she looked like she was poisoned.

What's even more outrageous is that the clothes are small waistcoats that show the navel, the fur of the denim shorts is almost like a lion's mane, the black net stockings are still damaged, the high boots on the feet, and all kinds of weird pendants It feels heavy to look at.

"Still tattooed?"

After taking a closer look, Chu Hao thought it was a tattoo. After looking carefully, he realized that it was not a tattoo, but just a decal.

At first glance, I thought it was a flower arm tattoo, but it looked very social and special.

"Isn't this Emma?"

Snapped!
Chu Hao was really muttering to himself, but saw a bubble pop out of the little girl's mouth and burst with a bang.

The little girl is eating bubble gum.

"The combat power is sixteen, which is not easy. I once killed a dog with one punch in extreme anger, and that was only eight. She is equivalent to two of me before. Wouldn't that be two times? A strong man is not a problem?"

For a while, Chu Hao became a little interested in the Ai family's "Five Ways of Kung Fu".

After all, there is definitely something about being able to make such a little girl so strong.

Maybe it can be used to teach John Wang, Hans Li, Tony Liu and the others.

And since this Emma can practice, Liu Bingbing can also practice designated.

Very reasonable.

Snapped!
After blowing another bubble, Emma rolled her lips and tongue, overlapping her lips and teeth, and made the ball of bubble gum into various shapes. Then she looked down at her phone impatiently, as if she had made a call and said something What.

Chu Hao can understand her lip movements now, which is equivalent to understanding lip language when speaking.

"You're actually on the phone with Ai Shoujin?"

Chu Hao was a little surprised. He thought that the brothers of the Ai family were all like Ai Shouyin and Ai Shoutong. He never expected that there were people who were close to Ai Shoujin?

"Thinking inertia is terrible."

After all, Chu Hao swaggered forward on the "Watson", pretending not to know him, and slowly drifting past.

"stop!"

Hearing Emma's coquettish scolding, she jumped off the "wild-wisp", stepped on her high boots, and caught up to Chu Hao in three steps at a time.

"Hey! Calling you!"

Patting Chu Hao's shoulder, the little girl looked Chu Hao up and down, "Are you the Internet celebrity 'King of Bricks'?"

"You are my fan?"

"Tch! Can I be your fan?!"

Folding her hands on her chest and glancing at Chu Hao, Emma continued to chew bubble gum, and then said, "Did you beat my brother?"

"Your brother?"

"Ai Shoujin!"

"There is such a thing, but I was in self-defense."

"Let's practice?"

Emma, ​​who didn't take it seriously, shook her legs, "As long as you can beat me..."

"How much do you have?"

"You care how old I am?"

"I think you're still a junior high school student."

"I'm fifteen!"

"Not even sixteen, no one wants you to go out to work."

"..."

"You should study hard now and strive to be admitted to a key high school. Even if you don't pass the key high school, you can at least get mixed up with one of the 33 high schools, right?"

"..."

Emma was dumbfounded, "Who are you, you speak so..."

"Also, your school specifies that the style of study is not acceptable. Outlandish clothes should be strictly controlled. Look at you, this hair is dyed gold, and the lips are painted like the buttocks. How can you look like a student? You don't even wear them when you go to work in a nightclub. It has to be so exposed."

"Have you ever been to a nightclub?"

"I have been there. When many nightclubs were being renovated, I used to do small jobs and earned more than 200 a day."

"..."

Emma was in a bad mood, and shouted, "Don't talk nonsense with me, you injured my brother, he can't go to work now, no one will pay him, and my living expenses might not be covered, you You have to be responsible! Let's practice, if you win, I'll leave; if I win, you have to show it to some extent, right?"

"You or Ai Shoujin, who is better?"

"my brother."

"Your brother has been sent to the hospital by me. You are not as good as your brother. Are you here to torture me?"

"..."

"You see, this is the disadvantage of not studying, study hard. Be obedient, ah."

With that said, Chu Hao parked the "Watson" and said, "If you don't have living expenses, you can apply for a subsidy. If you have any difficulties, you should seek help. I will provide a humanitarian aid of one or two hundred a month." The food expenses are enough.”

"I went out to eat more than a hundred!"

"You are not in charge of the family and don't know how expensive firewood is, little girl, save and don't waste it."

"..."

"Also, your second brother is moving bricks with me now, and the third brother is working as a formal teaching assistant with me. They are both legitimate occupations and careers. Are you embarrassed to trouble me?"

"What, what?!"

Snapped!
I blew a bubble without paying attention, and it exploded all over my face.

Emma quickly pulled the bubble gum off her face, it was white and sticky all over her face.

"Why does my second and third brother work here?!"

"What's so strange about this? It's a normal job-seeking requirement. Besides, I have five social insurances and one housing fund. I'm a formal enterprise, which is better than most of the units on the market."

"..."

The white sticky bubble gum residue on the face is difficult to clean off, one piece and another, it looks very disgusting.

There are a lot of rhinestones inlaid on the fingernails. When picking off the bubble gum residue, a piece of nail art fell off. The quality of the nail art may not be very good. After peeling off, there is a smell of glue, which is faint, very similar to heather.

"I'll make a call! Don't lie to me!"

"Why am I lying to you? You can't beat me."

"Fart! I practice the 'violent diamond body' with the strongest defense in the Ai family's 'five-way kung fu'! It may not be very good to beat people, but the beating is first-rate!"

"..."

Chu Hao was stunned for a moment, and thought to himself: Is this a non-mainstream violent King Kong Barbie? !
Because the rhinestone manicure was too slender, Emma took out her phone and tapped the screen, as if typing on a keyboard.

Click, click, click.

After dialing "Second Brother" in the address book, as soon as Emma opened her mouth, she heard Ai Shouyin's voice from the opposite side: "You crazy girl, don't fucking trouble Brother Chu! Do you hear me?" ?! He's my boss now!"

"..."

"You can save yourself some trouble, pretending to be a ghost all day long, if you are not a younger sister, I will beat you to death!"

"Second, second brother, you really give this Internet celebrity..."

"What internet celebrity?! What internet celebrity?! Brother Chu is the 'King of Moving Bricks'! You know nothing! Show respect when you meet Brother Chu! Don't use the tricks you learned from your eldest brother every day! I can't help it!" Let me tell you! If Brother Chu cuts you off, you deserve it! Speech!"

"..."

Emma was stunned, and looked up at Chu Hao resentfully, "Are you really my brother's boss?"

"That's not it."

"How much do you earn a month?"

"Not necessarily, I'm mainly talking about the sky, maybe four to five thousand a night, it depends on the situation."

"That month can't be tens of thousands?!"

Emma's eyes lit up, and the colored contact lenses almost flashed out. She excitedly shouted at Chu Hao, "Brother Chu! I have the closest relationship with my second brother!"

"..."

 Still on duty, just arrived at the residence, Gan!so tired~~
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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