I'm a martial arts genius
Chapter 46 The world can be upgraded
Chapter 46 The world can be upgraded
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
There were two exclamations. The former belonged to Chu Hao. He never expected that someone could drive a lady's bicycle to a speed of [-] without falling apart; the latter belonged to a middle-aged man wearing a white vest who was watching the excitement on the tenth floor. The bald old man was stunned when he saw Chu Hao and Zhao Dajun.
"Someone is blowing shit up below, let's come up and avoid it."
"Oh, so that's the case, that's good..."
Nodding, the middle-aged bald old man in a white vest heaved a sigh of relief. It turned out that he jumped up to the tenth floor in an emergency, which was very reasonable.
Then the bald old man returned to the room trembling all over, picked up the phone and called the police: "Hello? The police? Two young people jumped up to the tenth floor."
"You mean someone is going to jump off the tenth floor?"
"No, someone jumped to the tenth floor?"
"..."
"I mean seriously, the two of them, right next door now, they..."
The bald old man glanced at Chu Hao and Zhao Dajun, and then lowered his voice and continued, "They're still there, they're next door, Feihu Road exploded just now, there was a lot of noise, I'm a little scared now, this kind of Do people have supernatural powers? Otherwise, how could they jump up to the tenth floor? I think we should catch them and study them carefully. After dissection, we should see if there is any bioelectricity in them, and then make specimens..."
"..."
The operator on the other end of the phone was stunned, and then asked in a low voice, "Did someone jump from the tenth floor?"
"Jump your mother, what the hell, my mother said that someone jumped to the tenth floor, what are you telling me about jumping from the tenth floor to the tenth floor, jumping, jumping, jumping, you said you policemen are Is it because I can’t understand people’s words? Have you never paid attention to the voices of the masses? I really want to criticize you severely and strongly! You guys..."
"..."
The operator's face turned green, what the hell is going on.
The bald old man became even more angry: "Why don't you speak? How did you become a policeman? Do you think I am reporting a false police report? Do you think I am mentally ill? Let me tell you! Even if I am mentally ill, you will You must call the police! You must call the police if you call the police today, and you must call the police if you don’t call the police. I’m not used to you! I’m telling you now, I’m at home. As a law-abiding citizen, I solemnly tell you, The house next door, those two young men, are still... damn it!"
"..."
"They jumped off! What's wrong with young people nowadays? Is this parkour or extreme sports?! Damn! Isn't this a life-threatening thing!"
"..."
"Fuck! They jumped off the building! They jumped off the building!"
"You just said that someone jumped up to the tenth floor?"
"They just jumped up to the tenth floor, and now they're jumping down again! What do you mean?! Are you kidding me?!"
"No."
"You have it! Let me tell you! I can't tell you about your attitude! Call your leader!"
"..."
The speechless operator directly gave up the treatment and rolled his eyes, but what should be recorded still has to be recorded.
Just in the next second, a large number of alarm calls were generated instantly.
Immediately afterwards, the helicopter of the local TV station took off to track and report the explosion on Feihu Road.
Chu Hao, who was carrying Zhao Dajun, ran fast, but he couldn't run too fast because the boy was scared to death just now.
When I jumped up to the tenth floor, my hands and feet were completely cold and numb, and after I jumped down from the tenth floor, the newly bought "Adidas" quick-drying basketball pants were also wet.
Whether to urinate or not depends on luck, and a strong mental quality cannot withstand such ups and downs, can it?
Chu Hao looked up and found a familiar place, which was the Shaxian Hotel near No. 33 Middle School. After all, the boss knew him. Although the boss said that he wanted to introduce his niece, he still said that the niece had come here many times, but in the end he still didn’t I see, but this does not prevent Chu Hao from saying hello to the boss as an acquaintance.
"Boss, my student pissed his pants, can I have another pair of pants with you?"
"Master Chu, no problem!"
The boss skillfully put a big chicken leg on Chu Hao, and then said, "I'll get a pair of pants."
Zhao Dajun, who regained consciousness, said to Chuhao with a trembling mouth: "Chu, Mr. Chu, I, we, just jumped, jumped to the tenth floor?!"
"People's physiques cannot be generalized, Dajun, I have trained specially, so jumping up to the tenth floor is normal, don't feel strange."
"Ah."
Zhao Dajun nodded, then whispered: "Later, later... we jumped from the tenth floor again?"
"If you can jump up, you can jump down naturally. This is still in line with physics."
"is it?"
"Look at you, you just didn't study well, and you don't even know the basic 'law of gravity'. If we can jump from the first floor, we can jump from the tenth floor, right?"
"Oh...so that's the case."
Thinking about it carefully, it is true, even if it is a hundred floors, you can jump off it.
Thinking of this, Zhao Dajun calmed down. Although he peed his pants again, it didn't matter, anyway, it was not bad this time.
What dignity is not dignity, does it matter?
My shame is gone long ago, it's just peeing my pants, who hasn't peed before?
It's a normal physiological phenomenon, everyone pees their pants, he is just a little bit older, but it's not a big deal.
Holding the boss's old underpants and a pair of street shorts, Zhao Dajun found a toilet and went to change.
Chu Hao, on the other hand, was holding the drumstick in his hand, watching people riding bicycles on the road carelessly.
Not to mention, that guy is really efficient, and the pedals of the bicycle feel like they are about to catch fire.
"It's better to be my 'Watson'."
Ding!
"Nangong Youcai" with a combat power of 50 entered the visual range of the host.
Ok? !
Chu Hao suddenly became upset.
"Honey, I saw this 'Nangong Youcai' just now, why didn't you remind me?"
"Upgrading."
"What? Wife, have you upgraded?"
"No, the world has been upgraded."
Nani? !
Chu Hao's body shook, and he immediately asked, "Then why didn't I feel the change?"
"Change is everywhere."
"Can you tell me?"
"No."
"Is it because after I know the information, it may cause potential harm to me?"
"Yes."
"My wife, you are really nice to me."
"..."
"Love without trace and inadvertently is the most pure and profound. 520~~"
"520? What do you mean?"
"I love you~~"
"..."
Gnawing on the chicken legs, and communicating with the wife of the system, Chu Hao suddenly understood that the guess he made a long time ago was correct, the world is changing so fast, and even animals with a fighting power of [-] have appeared!
It must be the birth of a certain phenomenon that forces the world to upgrade.
It seems that I have to hurry up to level up, and someone can easily reach one-sixth of my combat power. What does this mean?
This shows that the world is dangerous and you are not safe!
"In order to save the world, I think I will increase my efforts to be an anchor!"
Opening his mouth to the chicken leg and taking a hard bite, Chu Hao set a small goal for himself, "First come out with the entire [-] reputation!"
(End of this chapter)
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!"
There were two exclamations. The former belonged to Chu Hao. He never expected that someone could drive a lady's bicycle to a speed of [-] without falling apart; the latter belonged to a middle-aged man wearing a white vest who was watching the excitement on the tenth floor. The bald old man was stunned when he saw Chu Hao and Zhao Dajun.
"Someone is blowing shit up below, let's come up and avoid it."
"Oh, so that's the case, that's good..."
Nodding, the middle-aged bald old man in a white vest heaved a sigh of relief. It turned out that he jumped up to the tenth floor in an emergency, which was very reasonable.
Then the bald old man returned to the room trembling all over, picked up the phone and called the police: "Hello? The police? Two young people jumped up to the tenth floor."
"You mean someone is going to jump off the tenth floor?"
"No, someone jumped to the tenth floor?"
"..."
"I mean seriously, the two of them, right next door now, they..."
The bald old man glanced at Chu Hao and Zhao Dajun, and then lowered his voice and continued, "They're still there, they're next door, Feihu Road exploded just now, there was a lot of noise, I'm a little scared now, this kind of Do people have supernatural powers? Otherwise, how could they jump up to the tenth floor? I think we should catch them and study them carefully. After dissection, we should see if there is any bioelectricity in them, and then make specimens..."
"..."
The operator on the other end of the phone was stunned, and then asked in a low voice, "Did someone jump from the tenth floor?"
"Jump your mother, what the hell, my mother said that someone jumped to the tenth floor, what are you telling me about jumping from the tenth floor to the tenth floor, jumping, jumping, jumping, you said you policemen are Is it because I can’t understand people’s words? Have you never paid attention to the voices of the masses? I really want to criticize you severely and strongly! You guys..."
"..."
The operator's face turned green, what the hell is going on.
The bald old man became even more angry: "Why don't you speak? How did you become a policeman? Do you think I am reporting a false police report? Do you think I am mentally ill? Let me tell you! Even if I am mentally ill, you will You must call the police! You must call the police if you call the police today, and you must call the police if you don’t call the police. I’m not used to you! I’m telling you now, I’m at home. As a law-abiding citizen, I solemnly tell you, The house next door, those two young men, are still... damn it!"
"..."
"They jumped off! What's wrong with young people nowadays? Is this parkour or extreme sports?! Damn! Isn't this a life-threatening thing!"
"..."
"Fuck! They jumped off the building! They jumped off the building!"
"You just said that someone jumped up to the tenth floor?"
"They just jumped up to the tenth floor, and now they're jumping down again! What do you mean?! Are you kidding me?!"
"No."
"You have it! Let me tell you! I can't tell you about your attitude! Call your leader!"
"..."
The speechless operator directly gave up the treatment and rolled his eyes, but what should be recorded still has to be recorded.
Just in the next second, a large number of alarm calls were generated instantly.
Immediately afterwards, the helicopter of the local TV station took off to track and report the explosion on Feihu Road.
Chu Hao, who was carrying Zhao Dajun, ran fast, but he couldn't run too fast because the boy was scared to death just now.
When I jumped up to the tenth floor, my hands and feet were completely cold and numb, and after I jumped down from the tenth floor, the newly bought "Adidas" quick-drying basketball pants were also wet.
Whether to urinate or not depends on luck, and a strong mental quality cannot withstand such ups and downs, can it?
Chu Hao looked up and found a familiar place, which was the Shaxian Hotel near No. 33 Middle School. After all, the boss knew him. Although the boss said that he wanted to introduce his niece, he still said that the niece had come here many times, but in the end he still didn’t I see, but this does not prevent Chu Hao from saying hello to the boss as an acquaintance.
"Boss, my student pissed his pants, can I have another pair of pants with you?"
"Master Chu, no problem!"
The boss skillfully put a big chicken leg on Chu Hao, and then said, "I'll get a pair of pants."
Zhao Dajun, who regained consciousness, said to Chuhao with a trembling mouth: "Chu, Mr. Chu, I, we, just jumped, jumped to the tenth floor?!"
"People's physiques cannot be generalized, Dajun, I have trained specially, so jumping up to the tenth floor is normal, don't feel strange."
"Ah."
Zhao Dajun nodded, then whispered: "Later, later... we jumped from the tenth floor again?"
"If you can jump up, you can jump down naturally. This is still in line with physics."
"is it?"
"Look at you, you just didn't study well, and you don't even know the basic 'law of gravity'. If we can jump from the first floor, we can jump from the tenth floor, right?"
"Oh...so that's the case."
Thinking about it carefully, it is true, even if it is a hundred floors, you can jump off it.
Thinking of this, Zhao Dajun calmed down. Although he peed his pants again, it didn't matter, anyway, it was not bad this time.
What dignity is not dignity, does it matter?
My shame is gone long ago, it's just peeing my pants, who hasn't peed before?
It's a normal physiological phenomenon, everyone pees their pants, he is just a little bit older, but it's not a big deal.
Holding the boss's old underpants and a pair of street shorts, Zhao Dajun found a toilet and went to change.
Chu Hao, on the other hand, was holding the drumstick in his hand, watching people riding bicycles on the road carelessly.
Not to mention, that guy is really efficient, and the pedals of the bicycle feel like they are about to catch fire.
"It's better to be my 'Watson'."
Ding!
"Nangong Youcai" with a combat power of 50 entered the visual range of the host.
Ok? !
Chu Hao suddenly became upset.
"Honey, I saw this 'Nangong Youcai' just now, why didn't you remind me?"
"Upgrading."
"What? Wife, have you upgraded?"
"No, the world has been upgraded."
Nani? !
Chu Hao's body shook, and he immediately asked, "Then why didn't I feel the change?"
"Change is everywhere."
"Can you tell me?"
"No."
"Is it because after I know the information, it may cause potential harm to me?"
"Yes."
"My wife, you are really nice to me."
"..."
"Love without trace and inadvertently is the most pure and profound. 520~~"
"520? What do you mean?"
"I love you~~"
"..."
Gnawing on the chicken legs, and communicating with the wife of the system, Chu Hao suddenly understood that the guess he made a long time ago was correct, the world is changing so fast, and even animals with a fighting power of [-] have appeared!
It must be the birth of a certain phenomenon that forces the world to upgrade.
It seems that I have to hurry up to level up, and someone can easily reach one-sixth of my combat power. What does this mean?
This shows that the world is dangerous and you are not safe!
"In order to save the world, I think I will increase my efforts to be an anchor!"
Opening his mouth to the chicken leg and taking a hard bite, Chu Hao set a small goal for himself, "First come out with the entire [-] reputation!"
(End of this chapter)
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