I'm a martial arts genius
Chapter 69
Chapter 69
"The monsters die!"
"Eat my stick!"
"You're awesome...is it serious?"
"233333"
"Don't mess with yellow!"
"Then don't give me a stick!"
"What to eat then?"
"Eat my hammer?"
"666666..."
The barrage in the live broadcast room changed color in an instant. Chu Hao held the "Golden Melon Hammer" in his hand, rushed up and shouted: "Serve the people!!!!"
boom!
With the hammer down, the still struggling giant Rainbow Mantis Shrimp fainted and didn't move at all.
"Fuck! It's done with a hammer?!"
"You'll be numb if you hit it..."
"Damn it, this shrimp is super big!!!"
"This is the mutated crawfish?!"
"It's really colorful. Damn it, it really looks like a Pippi shrimp? It looks a lot like a rainbow mantis shrimp."
"Anyway, the rainbow mantis shrimp I caught was only one or two halves."
"This must weigh at least three hundred catties."
"Damn it!!!!!!!"
When the huge mutant crayfish appeared in front of the camera, the entire live broadcast room was boiling.
Such curiosity caused the number of people online in the live broadcast room to exceed 150 million.
Even at this time, someone has already started recording the screen, preparing to edit the video and post it online.
"Director! Caught, caught!"
The assistant was going crazy. When they rounded up a mutated crayfish, they treated it as a second-level "Wu Crazy". They even prepared a supercavitation torpedo, but the torpedo was fired, and the shrimp ran away.
The characteristic of this mutated crayfish is that its pincers can indeed release supersonic shock waves, but not only for attacking, but also for running.
It can be called "Invincible Hearthstone", and it can't be dragged.
And Chu Hao is alone, with a hammer and a boat, without blood or sweat, just go up and get it done.
"Calm down."
Lao Tie said this, but he cursed in his heart: Damn it, compared with Chu Hao, those stinky Taoist priests, bald donkeys and old nuns only deserve to eat rice fields, fuck...
"Director! The shell of the 'JP01' type target is very hard. Our 107 rockets cannot break through the defense. This... this Chu Hao's hammer..."
"What? You still want to study his hammer?"
"..."
"Be honest. Don't make a fuss, write a report and prepare a reward."
"Is this considered a collective second-class achievement?"
"Nonsense! Saved the lives and properties of the people. This is a major meritorious service. Hurry up!"
"Yes!"
In the live broadcast room, Chu Hao was working hard to drag the mutated crayfish onto the iron boat. In fact, it didn't weigh much to him. It only weighed about three hundred kilograms. It was nothing to lift.
But after all, it is necessary to perform, otherwise others will not be able to accept the too exaggerated picture.
Ding!
[Big Master System] Friendly Reminder!
The host punishes the evil and promotes the good, and will be famous all over the world!
Prestige +222222!
Chu Hao
Rating: 3
Reputation: 342937
Combat power: 485 (+342574)/1000
Spirit: 10/100
Features: "Hero Strike" lv2, "Identification Friend or Foe" lv1
Martial skills: "Lightning Whip" lv1, "Great Compassionate Hand" lv2, "Educating the Common People" lv2, "Overlord's Wrath" lv1
Weapon: Pumpkin Hammer
Vehicle: USS Watson, surface navigation module
This time, 20 reputation was actually added!
can can can...
However, there is still a small flaw, that is, it has not been converted into a fixed combat power, which further confirms Chu Hao's previous conjecture that only when he jumps by an order of magnitude will he receive a big gift package at once.
Now that the fixed combat power is close to [-], I still don't feel at ease after all.
If you can explode three 10,000+ seeds, you should be able to play against the "Ginyu Agents".
But still can't beat the "refrigerator king".
Ugh……
I am still too weak, I must become stronger!
Bang!
The whole shrimp was pressed into the tin boat, and the tail of the shrimp began to twitch.
"Clap clap clap clap..."
The sound is very rhythmic, because the camera is shaking, which results in only this clear and loud sound being heard in the live broadcast room.
"It's not that I think too much, what I mean is...you understand."
"????????"
"Eh? Why did the font I typed change color?"
"????????"
"shy."
"I was scared just now, and now I'm shy because I have the stereo on."
"The whole Internet cafe is watching me..."
"My dad started knocking on my door."
"So coincidentally?"
Seeing that the mutated crayfish was dishonest, Chu Hao rewarded it with a hammer again, and immediately became completely honest.
The live broadcast room returned to calm again.
"I'm ready."
"Dull……"
"Bland +1"
"Bland +2"
……
"Okay friends, today's live broadcast ends here. If any 'Martial Madman' or 'Mutated Sea Beast' comes out another day, you can summon me at any time. Again! As the head of the 'Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi Sect' Humans are the bane of evil! It is my duty to protect the safety of people's lives and property!"
"..."
"..."
"Goodbye friends."
After going offline, Chu Hao picked up the "golden melon hammer" and directly knocked off a big claw of the mutant crayfish, which was super big and fat.
"Wife, my physical fitness is so strong now, I should have some poison resistance?"
"Toxin resistance does increase."
"Thank you, wife, mua~"
"..."
Driving the "Watson", turned around and walked directly up the embankment. When the handle was lifted, the entire iron boat flew up at that time, and all the hulls began to fold in mid-air.
At the moment of landing, the "Watson" is still a battery car, but the folded hull has become two auxiliary trunks in the back seat.
Carrying the prawn on his shoulders, and throwing the fainted mutated crayfish casually, Chu Hao hurriedly found a place to start a fire.
The giant shrimp claws are then racked and grilled.
After a while, the aroma is fragrant...
"Damn it! I knew it! The beasts of the 'Special Liaison Department' must want to take it all for themselves!"
Because the outer shell is relatively hard, Chu Hao had to use a "golden hammer" to hit the outer shell, and the pieces were everywhere, but the huge pliers were bigger than a human head and thicker than a thigh.
"Domineering!"
I just gnawed it with my mouth open, and it was actually a little sweet.
Ding!
[Big Master System] Friendly Reminder!
The host fights against the sky and is fearless, and a special gift package of "Perseverance" is rewarded!
Spirit +1
Huh?
Chu Hao, who was gnawing on the shrimp claws, suddenly realized that he had become more energetic this time? !
"Recently, I always feel that I am mentally abnormal, and the symptoms are getting stronger and stronger, but I have to admit, my wife, I am much more energetic now."
"..."
It doesn't seem like much, but Chu Hao can feel that he has become a little less afraid of the "Ginuit team", and even feels that he should have a chance to sneak attack the "Refrigerator King"...
Whoops!
Overwhelmed.
Continue to eat shrimp, while eating, Situ Haodong's call came.
"Crooked? Director, it's me, I'm eating that shrimp... No, I'm going back, I'll be back to the office soon, I'll be back right away! Hiccup~~"
"..."
(End of this chapter)
"The monsters die!"
"Eat my stick!"
"You're awesome...is it serious?"
"233333"
"Don't mess with yellow!"
"Then don't give me a stick!"
"What to eat then?"
"Eat my hammer?"
"666666..."
The barrage in the live broadcast room changed color in an instant. Chu Hao held the "Golden Melon Hammer" in his hand, rushed up and shouted: "Serve the people!!!!"
boom!
With the hammer down, the still struggling giant Rainbow Mantis Shrimp fainted and didn't move at all.
"Fuck! It's done with a hammer?!"
"You'll be numb if you hit it..."
"Damn it, this shrimp is super big!!!"
"This is the mutated crawfish?!"
"It's really colorful. Damn it, it really looks like a Pippi shrimp? It looks a lot like a rainbow mantis shrimp."
"Anyway, the rainbow mantis shrimp I caught was only one or two halves."
"This must weigh at least three hundred catties."
"Damn it!!!!!!!"
When the huge mutant crayfish appeared in front of the camera, the entire live broadcast room was boiling.
Such curiosity caused the number of people online in the live broadcast room to exceed 150 million.
Even at this time, someone has already started recording the screen, preparing to edit the video and post it online.
"Director! Caught, caught!"
The assistant was going crazy. When they rounded up a mutated crayfish, they treated it as a second-level "Wu Crazy". They even prepared a supercavitation torpedo, but the torpedo was fired, and the shrimp ran away.
The characteristic of this mutated crayfish is that its pincers can indeed release supersonic shock waves, but not only for attacking, but also for running.
It can be called "Invincible Hearthstone", and it can't be dragged.
And Chu Hao is alone, with a hammer and a boat, without blood or sweat, just go up and get it done.
"Calm down."
Lao Tie said this, but he cursed in his heart: Damn it, compared with Chu Hao, those stinky Taoist priests, bald donkeys and old nuns only deserve to eat rice fields, fuck...
"Director! The shell of the 'JP01' type target is very hard. Our 107 rockets cannot break through the defense. This... this Chu Hao's hammer..."
"What? You still want to study his hammer?"
"..."
"Be honest. Don't make a fuss, write a report and prepare a reward."
"Is this considered a collective second-class achievement?"
"Nonsense! Saved the lives and properties of the people. This is a major meritorious service. Hurry up!"
"Yes!"
In the live broadcast room, Chu Hao was working hard to drag the mutated crayfish onto the iron boat. In fact, it didn't weigh much to him. It only weighed about three hundred kilograms. It was nothing to lift.
But after all, it is necessary to perform, otherwise others will not be able to accept the too exaggerated picture.
Ding!
[Big Master System] Friendly Reminder!
The host punishes the evil and promotes the good, and will be famous all over the world!
Prestige +222222!
Chu Hao
Rating: 3
Reputation: 342937
Combat power: 485 (+342574)/1000
Spirit: 10/100
Features: "Hero Strike" lv2, "Identification Friend or Foe" lv1
Martial skills: "Lightning Whip" lv1, "Great Compassionate Hand" lv2, "Educating the Common People" lv2, "Overlord's Wrath" lv1
Weapon: Pumpkin Hammer
Vehicle: USS Watson, surface navigation module
This time, 20 reputation was actually added!
can can can...
However, there is still a small flaw, that is, it has not been converted into a fixed combat power, which further confirms Chu Hao's previous conjecture that only when he jumps by an order of magnitude will he receive a big gift package at once.
Now that the fixed combat power is close to [-], I still don't feel at ease after all.
If you can explode three 10,000+ seeds, you should be able to play against the "Ginyu Agents".
But still can't beat the "refrigerator king".
Ugh……
I am still too weak, I must become stronger!
Bang!
The whole shrimp was pressed into the tin boat, and the tail of the shrimp began to twitch.
"Clap clap clap clap..."
The sound is very rhythmic, because the camera is shaking, which results in only this clear and loud sound being heard in the live broadcast room.
"It's not that I think too much, what I mean is...you understand."
"????????"
"Eh? Why did the font I typed change color?"
"????????"
"shy."
"I was scared just now, and now I'm shy because I have the stereo on."
"The whole Internet cafe is watching me..."
"My dad started knocking on my door."
"So coincidentally?"
Seeing that the mutated crayfish was dishonest, Chu Hao rewarded it with a hammer again, and immediately became completely honest.
The live broadcast room returned to calm again.
"I'm ready."
"Dull……"
"Bland +1"
"Bland +2"
……
"Okay friends, today's live broadcast ends here. If any 'Martial Madman' or 'Mutated Sea Beast' comes out another day, you can summon me at any time. Again! As the head of the 'Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi Sect' Humans are the bane of evil! It is my duty to protect the safety of people's lives and property!"
"..."
"..."
"Goodbye friends."
After going offline, Chu Hao picked up the "golden melon hammer" and directly knocked off a big claw of the mutant crayfish, which was super big and fat.
"Wife, my physical fitness is so strong now, I should have some poison resistance?"
"Toxin resistance does increase."
"Thank you, wife, mua~"
"..."
Driving the "Watson", turned around and walked directly up the embankment. When the handle was lifted, the entire iron boat flew up at that time, and all the hulls began to fold in mid-air.
At the moment of landing, the "Watson" is still a battery car, but the folded hull has become two auxiliary trunks in the back seat.
Carrying the prawn on his shoulders, and throwing the fainted mutated crayfish casually, Chu Hao hurriedly found a place to start a fire.
The giant shrimp claws are then racked and grilled.
After a while, the aroma is fragrant...
"Damn it! I knew it! The beasts of the 'Special Liaison Department' must want to take it all for themselves!"
Because the outer shell is relatively hard, Chu Hao had to use a "golden hammer" to hit the outer shell, and the pieces were everywhere, but the huge pliers were bigger than a human head and thicker than a thigh.
"Domineering!"
I just gnawed it with my mouth open, and it was actually a little sweet.
Ding!
[Big Master System] Friendly Reminder!
The host fights against the sky and is fearless, and a special gift package of "Perseverance" is rewarded!
Spirit +1
Huh?
Chu Hao, who was gnawing on the shrimp claws, suddenly realized that he had become more energetic this time? !
"Recently, I always feel that I am mentally abnormal, and the symptoms are getting stronger and stronger, but I have to admit, my wife, I am much more energetic now."
"..."
It doesn't seem like much, but Chu Hao can feel that he has become a little less afraid of the "Ginuit team", and even feels that he should have a chance to sneak attack the "Refrigerator King"...
Whoops!
Overwhelmed.
Continue to eat shrimp, while eating, Situ Haodong's call came.
"Crooked? Director, it's me, I'm eating that shrimp... No, I'm going back, I'll be back to the office soon, I'll be back right away! Hiccup~~"
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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