Aura revives all the heavens
Chapter 7 Mutations in the Toilet
Chapter 7 Mutations in the Toilet
Kneeling down on one leg is courtship, kneeling down on both legs is a special way of worshiping ancestors.
So the moment Ge Lulu knelt down, Yao Huang jumped back quickly, and at the same time pointed at Ge Lulu and shouted:
"Ge Zhuangshi! What are you going to do!?"
"puff…"
Chen Si couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed out loud, but got a big rolly eye from Yao Huang.
In good conscience, Ge Lulu actually looks pretty good, um, if she can shave sixty or seventy catties off her body, she should be a little beauty.
"Yao Huang! I like you!"
Ge Lulu struggled to get up from the ground, holding a rose, and solemnly repeated what she just said.
This time, Yao Huang understood that the other party was serious.
"Why me?!" he asked, with a sad expression on his face.
"Because your body shape matches me very well!" Ge Lulu stepped forward two steps, stepped over the candles on the ground, and came to Yao Huang and said affectionately.
Body shape! ?
At this moment, Yao Huang hated himself so much for not trying to lose weight!
"I'll lose weight!"
"It's okay, let's lose weight together!"
"I do not like you!"
"It's okay, I'll wait for you to like me!"
"I have a favorite person!"
"Impossible! You only play with Chen Si every day!"
Hearing this, Chen Si guessed that Yao Huang's next sentence would definitely drag him into the water, so he hurriedly called the others to come forward together:
"Okay, okay! Yao Huang will think about it! Give him some time!"
After finishing speaking, he winked at Yao Huang twice, and the latter understood, and followed up and said:
"Ahem, yes! Give me some time, I want to think about it."
At this time, Li Li, Du Weigang and others who were smiling all over their faces also stepped forward together, persuading Ge Lulu to have a brighter future.
Next, a kind of carnival belonging to senior high school graduates began in the box.
One song for you, one song for me, although each of them doesn't know what the hell they are singing, but happiness is the unchanging theme.
Although it doesn't necessarily include Yao Huang who was squeezed into the corner by Ge Lulu.
During this period, Chen Si ignored Yao Huang's eyes asking for help many times, and finally, when he saw the latter's angry expression that was about to reach a critical point.
Chen Sicai got away from Du Weigang's nostalgic wine glass, nodded to Yao Huang, and the two walked out the door.
"Huang Huang~ Where are you going! Can you take me with you!"
Hearing this voice, Yao Huang trembled all over, hurriedly opened the door, and walked out without looking back.
And Chen Si, who was behind with a happy face, turned his head, and said to Ge Lulu who had already got up:
"Let's go to the bathroom, that, and I'll be right back."
-
In the toilet, Yao Huang looked at Chen Si with grief and indignation.
"Why don't we go first, I'm afraid to stay any longer, my innocence..."
"Hehehehe..." Chen Si, who had just unzipped his trousers, couldn't hold back his laughter for a moment.
Seeing that Yao Huang was about to turn around and urinate himself, he added decisively:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I usually don't laugh at others casually, unless I really can't help it."
Yao Huang: "."
suddenly!
While the two were still joking, the automatic sensor suddenly made a "click" sound on the pit in front of Chen Si, attracting their attention.
I saw a corner of the automatic sensor suddenly protruding outward, and then another corner protruded, and then the entire sensor protruded from the tile.
what's the situation?
Chen Si and Yao Huang looked at each other, both of them saw doubts in each other's eyes.
However, just as the two unknowingly zipped up their trousers and bent their heads to stare at what was going on.
This automatic sensor suddenly gave birth to two long and thin legs, and then raised its lower body slightly.
"Zi!!"
In an instant, a stream of water with an inexplicable smell sprayed on Chen Si's face.
Hastily! !
The deflated Chen Si quickly retreated to the squatting position behind, and swung the door next to him to block the smelly water from the pavement.
"Bah ah ah ah!"
Chen Si hurriedly took out a tissue from the side of the squat pit to wipe his face, but at this moment, Yao Huang's angry curses came from outside the door.
"You special, puff puff, what, puff, ghost, thing, puff puff!"
It sounded like he drank a lot.
Bah, bah!
Chen Si wiped off the water stains on his face, and couldn't control his body for the time being, so he picked up a toilet plug and checked the location of the thing through the crack of the door.
Open the door quickly!
Before the automatic sensor had time to respond, it was completely covered with a toilet plug with a "pop" sound!
"hu~hu~"
Chen Si took a few breaths and frowned at the smell of urine in the toilet.
At this time, just when Chen Si was wondering what was going on, a sizzling sound suddenly came from his ears, and he looked down.
Good guy!
This is the first time I know that the automatic flushing sensor in the men's toilet also has an electric blade?
wrong!
There is a problem here!
You can't let this thing out!
Chen Si had a plan in an instant.
He suddenly tightened his right hand that was holding the toilet plug, then raised his left hand and pushed hard against the top of the handle of the toilet plug!
"Crack!"
There was a crisp sound from inside the toilet plug, and following Chen Si, he discovered that the automatic sensor that was drilling into the plug had no sound at this time.
Killed it?
Chen Si carefully removed the toilet plug, and what he saw was a piece of scrap metal half of his body stuck in the cement wall, and the tiles next to him were full of cracks.
It seems to be done.
But the force seems a bit too much.
Chen Si removed the toilet plug, turned around and looked around, and accidentally found that Yao Huang was hiding beside the mirror, slowly poking his head out, with a broom in his hand that he didn't know where to get.
When he saw Chen Si's results under the toilet plug, he quietly gave a thumbs up and said:
"You're still amazing, you can use the toilet plug so well."
"Fuck off!"
Chen Si rolled his eyes at Yao Huang in disgust, and then put the toilet plug back into the pit.
"What the hell are you talking about? Why are you chasing us and spraying water?"
After the danger passed, Yao Huang's curiosity began to burst, and he walked towards the position of the automatic sensor while talking and thinking.
Out of fear of those black suits, Chen Si didn't want his good friend to be involved in his mutation, so he said bluntly:
"Don't go there, be careful to stand in the pit and spray you!"
Standing pit spray?
Yao Huang responded and glanced at the place where he had just urinated. The yellow liquid had not been washed away yet.
If you are flushed with these liquids, then you might as well kill him!
Thinking of this, Yao Huang stopped decisively.
At this time, Chen Si took Yao Huang's arm, turned around and walked out of the toilet.
However, Yao Huang, who turned his head, did not notice that a crack the size of a palm opened suddenly at the place where the automatic flushing sensor was hammered flat, enclosing the entire automatic sensor.
Immediately afterwards, the crack merged, and the wall returned to its original shape. Except for one or two broken tiles, there were no traces at all.
Currently we update once a day, and we will start updating twice a day after the signing process is completed.
(End of this chapter)
Kneeling down on one leg is courtship, kneeling down on both legs is a special way of worshiping ancestors.
So the moment Ge Lulu knelt down, Yao Huang jumped back quickly, and at the same time pointed at Ge Lulu and shouted:
"Ge Zhuangshi! What are you going to do!?"
"puff…"
Chen Si couldn't hold back for a while, and laughed out loud, but got a big rolly eye from Yao Huang.
In good conscience, Ge Lulu actually looks pretty good, um, if she can shave sixty or seventy catties off her body, she should be a little beauty.
"Yao Huang! I like you!"
Ge Lulu struggled to get up from the ground, holding a rose, and solemnly repeated what she just said.
This time, Yao Huang understood that the other party was serious.
"Why me?!" he asked, with a sad expression on his face.
"Because your body shape matches me very well!" Ge Lulu stepped forward two steps, stepped over the candles on the ground, and came to Yao Huang and said affectionately.
Body shape! ?
At this moment, Yao Huang hated himself so much for not trying to lose weight!
"I'll lose weight!"
"It's okay, let's lose weight together!"
"I do not like you!"
"It's okay, I'll wait for you to like me!"
"I have a favorite person!"
"Impossible! You only play with Chen Si every day!"
Hearing this, Chen Si guessed that Yao Huang's next sentence would definitely drag him into the water, so he hurriedly called the others to come forward together:
"Okay, okay! Yao Huang will think about it! Give him some time!"
After finishing speaking, he winked at Yao Huang twice, and the latter understood, and followed up and said:
"Ahem, yes! Give me some time, I want to think about it."
At this time, Li Li, Du Weigang and others who were smiling all over their faces also stepped forward together, persuading Ge Lulu to have a brighter future.
Next, a kind of carnival belonging to senior high school graduates began in the box.
One song for you, one song for me, although each of them doesn't know what the hell they are singing, but happiness is the unchanging theme.
Although it doesn't necessarily include Yao Huang who was squeezed into the corner by Ge Lulu.
During this period, Chen Si ignored Yao Huang's eyes asking for help many times, and finally, when he saw the latter's angry expression that was about to reach a critical point.
Chen Sicai got away from Du Weigang's nostalgic wine glass, nodded to Yao Huang, and the two walked out the door.
"Huang Huang~ Where are you going! Can you take me with you!"
Hearing this voice, Yao Huang trembled all over, hurriedly opened the door, and walked out without looking back.
And Chen Si, who was behind with a happy face, turned his head, and said to Ge Lulu who had already got up:
"Let's go to the bathroom, that, and I'll be right back."
-
In the toilet, Yao Huang looked at Chen Si with grief and indignation.
"Why don't we go first, I'm afraid to stay any longer, my innocence..."
"Hehehehe..." Chen Si, who had just unzipped his trousers, couldn't hold back his laughter for a moment.
Seeing that Yao Huang was about to turn around and urinate himself, he added decisively:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I usually don't laugh at others casually, unless I really can't help it."
Yao Huang: "."
suddenly!
While the two were still joking, the automatic sensor suddenly made a "click" sound on the pit in front of Chen Si, attracting their attention.
I saw a corner of the automatic sensor suddenly protruding outward, and then another corner protruded, and then the entire sensor protruded from the tile.
what's the situation?
Chen Si and Yao Huang looked at each other, both of them saw doubts in each other's eyes.
However, just as the two unknowingly zipped up their trousers and bent their heads to stare at what was going on.
This automatic sensor suddenly gave birth to two long and thin legs, and then raised its lower body slightly.
"Zi!!"
In an instant, a stream of water with an inexplicable smell sprayed on Chen Si's face.
Hastily! !
The deflated Chen Si quickly retreated to the squatting position behind, and swung the door next to him to block the smelly water from the pavement.
"Bah ah ah ah!"
Chen Si hurriedly took out a tissue from the side of the squat pit to wipe his face, but at this moment, Yao Huang's angry curses came from outside the door.
"You special, puff puff, what, puff, ghost, thing, puff puff!"
It sounded like he drank a lot.
Bah, bah!
Chen Si wiped off the water stains on his face, and couldn't control his body for the time being, so he picked up a toilet plug and checked the location of the thing through the crack of the door.
Open the door quickly!
Before the automatic sensor had time to respond, it was completely covered with a toilet plug with a "pop" sound!
"hu~hu~"
Chen Si took a few breaths and frowned at the smell of urine in the toilet.
At this time, just when Chen Si was wondering what was going on, a sizzling sound suddenly came from his ears, and he looked down.
Good guy!
This is the first time I know that the automatic flushing sensor in the men's toilet also has an electric blade?
wrong!
There is a problem here!
You can't let this thing out!
Chen Si had a plan in an instant.
He suddenly tightened his right hand that was holding the toilet plug, then raised his left hand and pushed hard against the top of the handle of the toilet plug!
"Crack!"
There was a crisp sound from inside the toilet plug, and following Chen Si, he discovered that the automatic sensor that was drilling into the plug had no sound at this time.
Killed it?
Chen Si carefully removed the toilet plug, and what he saw was a piece of scrap metal half of his body stuck in the cement wall, and the tiles next to him were full of cracks.
It seems to be done.
But the force seems a bit too much.
Chen Si removed the toilet plug, turned around and looked around, and accidentally found that Yao Huang was hiding beside the mirror, slowly poking his head out, with a broom in his hand that he didn't know where to get.
When he saw Chen Si's results under the toilet plug, he quietly gave a thumbs up and said:
"You're still amazing, you can use the toilet plug so well."
"Fuck off!"
Chen Si rolled his eyes at Yao Huang in disgust, and then put the toilet plug back into the pit.
"What the hell are you talking about? Why are you chasing us and spraying water?"
After the danger passed, Yao Huang's curiosity began to burst, and he walked towards the position of the automatic sensor while talking and thinking.
Out of fear of those black suits, Chen Si didn't want his good friend to be involved in his mutation, so he said bluntly:
"Don't go there, be careful to stand in the pit and spray you!"
Standing pit spray?
Yao Huang responded and glanced at the place where he had just urinated. The yellow liquid had not been washed away yet.
If you are flushed with these liquids, then you might as well kill him!
Thinking of this, Yao Huang stopped decisively.
At this time, Chen Si took Yao Huang's arm, turned around and walked out of the toilet.
However, Yao Huang, who turned his head, did not notice that a crack the size of a palm opened suddenly at the place where the automatic flushing sensor was hammered flat, enclosing the entire automatic sensor.
Immediately afterwards, the crack merged, and the wall returned to its original shape. Except for one or two broken tiles, there were no traces at all.
Currently we update once a day, and we will start updating twice a day after the signing process is completed.
(End of this chapter)
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