Showdown: Hanba is hiding in my house
Chapter 109 Diao Tao
Chapter 109 Diao Tao
Although Shen Lang and Diao Tao knew each other, they had not yet talked about everything.
"Come to Jiangcheng and tell me, so that I can take care of you." Shen Lang said with a smile.
Diao Tao narrowed his eyes slightly, and he said, "Just find any place, I'll take something and leave."
This sentence made Shen Lang wary, because Shen Lang knew that the Diao family had been jealous of Han Ba for more than a day or two. When his parents got married, the Diao family wanted to use Han Ba as a bride price.
Later, it was the old man who gave a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum handed down from his ancestors as a betrothal gift, and then the Diao family was willing to let their daughter get married.
As for Shen Lang's uncle, he almost got into a fight with his father. His father was not a corpse exterminator, so he was no match for his uncle.
Although I heard that grandpa is still alive and in good health, grandpa and his family look down on Shen Lang. Since the last thousand-year Ganoderma lucidum was replaced by Hanbao, the two families have rarely interacted with each other.
"If you want to get something, I'll get it for you cousin." Shen Lang twisted the engine and was about to leave, but Diao Tao didn't seem to want to let go.
Diao Tao laughed and said, "Hey, zombie dog? Aren't you just like your good-for-nothing father, you don't want to be a cadaver? Why are you learning the art of burying corpses now?"
thump...
It was as if a heavy hammer hit Shen Lang's heart. Shen Lang frowned, and there were lines on his forehead. He slowly turned around and said, "Who do you think is a waste?"
"Your father, as a family of exorcising corpses, your father..."
Before Diao Tao finished speaking, Shen Lang had already left the motorcycle. He strode forward and punched Diao Tao on the cheek.
Diao Tao was stunned. It turned out that Shen Lang, who was timid and timid, had become so angry, but his fist was on Diao Tao's face, but he didn't beat him to the ground.
He slowly stood up, pushed Shen Lang, and spit out something in his mouth.
It turned out to be a tooth!
"Boy, you are really ruthless!" Diao Tao's eyes were covered with blood, and Shen Lang said to Diao Tao: "My parents, I can say it, but you can't!"
Diao Tao was about to fight back, and his body was filled with Yin Qi, but someone actually saw the fight just now and called the police, so the sound of police sirens in the distance was heard.
"Hey, Chunxiang, let's go!"
Diao Tao said to the pale woman behind him, and the woman followed him stiffly towards the distant alley.
When Shen Lang returned home, he did not go home because the commercial house was too big, two hundred square meters. If the house left by his grandfather was just for one person and one dog, Shen Lang might as well live in his forty or fifty square meters. Inside the small storefront.
At least there is a patio here, a stone pool, and a few fish in it.
These fish are not expensive ornamental fish, but ordinary goldfish. One of the light bulb fish is already six years old, which is considered to be over seventy years old in human terms.
Of course, the one with the longest life expectancy is not the light bulb fish, but the green fur turtle that seldom moves on the side.
At that time, the old man said that maybe this green-haired turtle could send him away. Unexpectedly, his words came true, and he was indeed right.
Shen Lang took out a rusty wood stove from an old cabinet, and he used a broom to clean the iron sheet inside.
And Wangcai was sitting obediently next to him.
Shen Lang placed the two spiritual tablets on the cabinet and said, "Master, I may have to spend the Chinese New Year alone this year, but I'm not alone. First of all, I have a dog by my side..."
"That apprentice of yours who has never been masked is my junior sister... She can't tell, she may go out with her family for a trip." Shen Lang lit the hay and put it on the bottom of the stove, and then put the fine wood in turn , and then lay rough wood on it.
Maybe a person is lonely to the extreme, and he likes to talk to himself.
That's not schizophrenia, it's that I'm lonely but don't want to have contact with others.
This is a very contradictory feeling, but it is real.
"It's great to be rich and have a few servants at home... But, in fact, I had a quarrel with her. It was just a small quarrel. She wanted to use live broadcast to publicize the life of a corpse hunter, but I think This is not good. Although I have money... but the exposure is too great." Shen Lang took out the coin and glanced at the old man's tomb. "Like this, if I flip heads, then I will apologize to him. If If it’s the opposite, then no apology.”
When Shen Lang ran the coin up and then dropped it, the coin got stuck in the middle, in the gap between a stone!
Shen Lang was dumbfounded. When he was about to go up and pick up the coin, a boot suddenly stepped on the coin mercilessly.
"Are you still eating here alone on New Year's Eve?" the man said.
Shen Lang raised his head and found that it was Diao Tao who came.
Diao Tao glanced at Shen Lang: "You are so miserable, why don't you just join our northern sect of corpse breeders? Of course... Hanba will be used as a membership fee."
"Get out, this is my storefront, you are not welcome!" Shen Lang said, he was impatient at this time, because today is New Year's Eve, he wants to spend quietly with the old man and mother-in-law's spirit.
In front of Diao Tao, Shen Lang didn't like him at all.
"Long Laolan too? Hmph, if she hadn't come to help, I'm afraid Hanba would have belonged to us long ago. Now that he's dead, it's a good death! A good death, hahaha!" Diao Tao raised his thumb. .
Shen Lang's fists clucked: "For the sake of you being my cousin, let me ask you one last question, do you want to go?"
"The southern faction has withered like this, why should I leave?" Diao Tao laughed.
Without further ado, Shen Lang immediately pulled down the big black sky on the wall and put it on his body. Holding the ghost stick in his hand, he pointed at Diao Tao angrily: "Get out, or I will kill you!"
Shen Lang's words were full of anger and murderous intent, and even for a moment, Diao Tao was in a daze.
But soon he remembered that even if Shen Lang was a corpse exterminator, he had only just learned it for a short time, and he had only learned it since he was a child. Was he still afraid of a mere Shen Lang?
"Wait... Daheitian?!" Diao Tao was stunned, he didn't expect to see this lost corpse robe here!
Diao Tao's expression changed from astonishment to bewilderment, and then from bewilderment to ecstasy: "Hahaha! Cousin, you are really too polite. I haven't seen you for a few years, and you gave me such a big gift as soon as we met!"
As he spoke, Diao Tao shook his hand, and a Xuanyin Ruler appeared in his hand, which is one of the standard equipment of the northern corpse exorcists.
As soon as he met his face, he waved towards Shen Lang: "Chunxiang, restrain him!"
The female zombie behind Diao Tao suddenly had her hair fluttering, and her eyes were covered with green. It turned out to be a [-]-year-old green hair. The green hair grabbed Shen Lang as soon as she saw her face.
Shen Lang glanced at Wangcai and said, "Go ahead and eat as much as you want."
(End of this chapter)
Although Shen Lang and Diao Tao knew each other, they had not yet talked about everything.
"Come to Jiangcheng and tell me, so that I can take care of you." Shen Lang said with a smile.
Diao Tao narrowed his eyes slightly, and he said, "Just find any place, I'll take something and leave."
This sentence made Shen Lang wary, because Shen Lang knew that the Diao family had been jealous of Han Ba for more than a day or two. When his parents got married, the Diao family wanted to use Han Ba as a bride price.
Later, it was the old man who gave a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum handed down from his ancestors as a betrothal gift, and then the Diao family was willing to let their daughter get married.
As for Shen Lang's uncle, he almost got into a fight with his father. His father was not a corpse exterminator, so he was no match for his uncle.
Although I heard that grandpa is still alive and in good health, grandpa and his family look down on Shen Lang. Since the last thousand-year Ganoderma lucidum was replaced by Hanbao, the two families have rarely interacted with each other.
"If you want to get something, I'll get it for you cousin." Shen Lang twisted the engine and was about to leave, but Diao Tao didn't seem to want to let go.
Diao Tao laughed and said, "Hey, zombie dog? Aren't you just like your good-for-nothing father, you don't want to be a cadaver? Why are you learning the art of burying corpses now?"
thump...
It was as if a heavy hammer hit Shen Lang's heart. Shen Lang frowned, and there were lines on his forehead. He slowly turned around and said, "Who do you think is a waste?"
"Your father, as a family of exorcising corpses, your father..."
Before Diao Tao finished speaking, Shen Lang had already left the motorcycle. He strode forward and punched Diao Tao on the cheek.
Diao Tao was stunned. It turned out that Shen Lang, who was timid and timid, had become so angry, but his fist was on Diao Tao's face, but he didn't beat him to the ground.
He slowly stood up, pushed Shen Lang, and spit out something in his mouth.
It turned out to be a tooth!
"Boy, you are really ruthless!" Diao Tao's eyes were covered with blood, and Shen Lang said to Diao Tao: "My parents, I can say it, but you can't!"
Diao Tao was about to fight back, and his body was filled with Yin Qi, but someone actually saw the fight just now and called the police, so the sound of police sirens in the distance was heard.
"Hey, Chunxiang, let's go!"
Diao Tao said to the pale woman behind him, and the woman followed him stiffly towards the distant alley.
When Shen Lang returned home, he did not go home because the commercial house was too big, two hundred square meters. If the house left by his grandfather was just for one person and one dog, Shen Lang might as well live in his forty or fifty square meters. Inside the small storefront.
At least there is a patio here, a stone pool, and a few fish in it.
These fish are not expensive ornamental fish, but ordinary goldfish. One of the light bulb fish is already six years old, which is considered to be over seventy years old in human terms.
Of course, the one with the longest life expectancy is not the light bulb fish, but the green fur turtle that seldom moves on the side.
At that time, the old man said that maybe this green-haired turtle could send him away. Unexpectedly, his words came true, and he was indeed right.
Shen Lang took out a rusty wood stove from an old cabinet, and he used a broom to clean the iron sheet inside.
And Wangcai was sitting obediently next to him.
Shen Lang placed the two spiritual tablets on the cabinet and said, "Master, I may have to spend the Chinese New Year alone this year, but I'm not alone. First of all, I have a dog by my side..."
"That apprentice of yours who has never been masked is my junior sister... She can't tell, she may go out with her family for a trip." Shen Lang lit the hay and put it on the bottom of the stove, and then put the fine wood in turn , and then lay rough wood on it.
Maybe a person is lonely to the extreme, and he likes to talk to himself.
That's not schizophrenia, it's that I'm lonely but don't want to have contact with others.
This is a very contradictory feeling, but it is real.
"It's great to be rich and have a few servants at home... But, in fact, I had a quarrel with her. It was just a small quarrel. She wanted to use live broadcast to publicize the life of a corpse hunter, but I think This is not good. Although I have money... but the exposure is too great." Shen Lang took out the coin and glanced at the old man's tomb. "Like this, if I flip heads, then I will apologize to him. If If it’s the opposite, then no apology.”
When Shen Lang ran the coin up and then dropped it, the coin got stuck in the middle, in the gap between a stone!
Shen Lang was dumbfounded. When he was about to go up and pick up the coin, a boot suddenly stepped on the coin mercilessly.
"Are you still eating here alone on New Year's Eve?" the man said.
Shen Lang raised his head and found that it was Diao Tao who came.
Diao Tao glanced at Shen Lang: "You are so miserable, why don't you just join our northern sect of corpse breeders? Of course... Hanba will be used as a membership fee."
"Get out, this is my storefront, you are not welcome!" Shen Lang said, he was impatient at this time, because today is New Year's Eve, he wants to spend quietly with the old man and mother-in-law's spirit.
In front of Diao Tao, Shen Lang didn't like him at all.
"Long Laolan too? Hmph, if she hadn't come to help, I'm afraid Hanba would have belonged to us long ago. Now that he's dead, it's a good death! A good death, hahaha!" Diao Tao raised his thumb. .
Shen Lang's fists clucked: "For the sake of you being my cousin, let me ask you one last question, do you want to go?"
"The southern faction has withered like this, why should I leave?" Diao Tao laughed.
Without further ado, Shen Lang immediately pulled down the big black sky on the wall and put it on his body. Holding the ghost stick in his hand, he pointed at Diao Tao angrily: "Get out, or I will kill you!"
Shen Lang's words were full of anger and murderous intent, and even for a moment, Diao Tao was in a daze.
But soon he remembered that even if Shen Lang was a corpse exterminator, he had only just learned it for a short time, and he had only learned it since he was a child. Was he still afraid of a mere Shen Lang?
"Wait... Daheitian?!" Diao Tao was stunned, he didn't expect to see this lost corpse robe here!
Diao Tao's expression changed from astonishment to bewilderment, and then from bewilderment to ecstasy: "Hahaha! Cousin, you are really too polite. I haven't seen you for a few years, and you gave me such a big gift as soon as we met!"
As he spoke, Diao Tao shook his hand, and a Xuanyin Ruler appeared in his hand, which is one of the standard equipment of the northern corpse exorcists.
As soon as he met his face, he waved towards Shen Lang: "Chunxiang, restrain him!"
The female zombie behind Diao Tao suddenly had her hair fluttering, and her eyes were covered with green. It turned out to be a [-]-year-old green hair. The green hair grabbed Shen Lang as soon as she saw her face.
Shen Lang glanced at Wangcai and said, "Go ahead and eat as much as you want."
(End of this chapter)
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