Showdown: Hanba is hiding in my house
Chapter 143 Quick Mouth Lee 3
Chapter 143
Quick mouth Li San was talking about the story in full swing, which was basically the grievances and grievances of Baidi City decades ago.
But he is also a sensible person, so he didn't name him by name, and his words were very tactful.
For example, a corpse exterminator becomes a corpse breeder, or a Gu master becomes a bug player, or a Taoist priest directly turns into a mage. In this way, the purpose of messing around is to avoid provoking other people.
What he said was wonderful, but at this time in the private room of 008, it was Shen Lang who told the story of what happened back then in detail.
Zhuang Ku listened, his eyes were already red.
At the beginning, Zhuang Ku and Shen Lang worked with the elders. Although their friendship was not to the point of life and death, they still talked to each other.
Drinking and taking a bath, playing cards and watching movies, they did all the things that old men love to do with themselves.
So the relationship is not bad.
It's just that Zhuang Ku loves Xue Qi too much. This is not love at first sight, but the kind of love that wants to live with Long Xue Qi.
At that time he was poisoned by the corpse, and it was Long Xueqi who pulled out the poison for him, so it can be said that he saved his life.
Originally, Zhuang Ku might have felt pity for such a beautiful girl who was blind, it was just pity, but then Zhuang Ku stayed in Jiangcheng for half a year, and the so-called long-term love is exactly the truth.
At that time, Xue Qi was not so thoughtful, she was a silly girl who was always moody and angry. Such a girl is also lovable.
Can you not love?
She is kind, beautiful, and can do housework. Although she can't see it with her eyes, she can cook with her ears. She can immediately recognize the sound of cooking by her voice, and how ripe the current dishes are.
Of course, no one was willing to let that girl cook.
"The old lady Long Cuiyu is dead?" Zhuang Ku said with red eyes.
Shen Lang picked up the kettle, filled the village treasury with tea, and then poured tea for himself: "Well, I wanted to use the snake gall of Liu Xian on Bailing Mountain in Baidi City as the Gu King, but I ended up using it myself. Killed himself."
"You said Grandma Xueqi died, how sad she was." Zhuang Ku kept clenching his fists.
Shen Lang peeled off a watermelon seed and threw it into his mouth: "I'm sad, how can I not be sad? I think my mother-in-law is the best Gu Master in the world. This time I also saw Long Cuiyu summoning an insect swarm, but the scale Only one-third of my mother-in-law’s..."
Shen Lang changed the subject, and glanced at Zhuang Ku: "What about you, is there anything new about the Eastern Corps Sect recently?"
"Hey, it's not about those big butt things. My old man married me a little girl from the clan. She has only grown up for two months. Isn't he crazy? I'm already 22!" Zhuang Ku looked at The storyteller outside.
Shen Lang smiled and said, "Is there anything else?"
"Also, the Northern sect's young master, Diao Tao, came to visit." Zhuang Ku took out a pack of cigarettes. Good thing, it turned out to be a hardcover Huazi, priced at 80 yuan a pack. "This guy is a bit strange."
"Diao Tao?" Shen Lang frowned.
"Oh, I remembered, this guy's a cousin, isn't he?"
"Is he not dead?" Shen Lang lowered his voice.
When Shen Lang said the words "Is he not dead?", Zhuang Ku's face immediately sank, and he was not stupid, he immediately understood the meaning of the words: "What happened?"
"He was bitten by a zombie, and he is no longer my cousin. I have drawn a clear line with him." Shen Lang told what happened at that time.
This also made Zhuang Ku vigilant: "What is this grandson coming to our Dongpai for? Does he also want to take us in, just like his grandfather, and unify the entire Northwest?"
It turns out that the unification of the northern faction and the western faction is no longer a secret, and many people know about it.
"He came to our Dongpai, probably for..."
"That's right, Corpse King!" Shen Lang said word by word.
This also made Zhuang Ku's face darken, "Before they forcibly merged the Western School, the elders of my family were already very disdainful. After all, the branches of the four schools in the world were determined by the ancestors. I think the old ancestor Feng Qiankun combined the four schools. The branches have formed a four-element formation, so that no matter what happens to one family, the other three families can help. What does he mean? Want to learn from the first emperor to sweep Liuhe?"
"Are you insulting the first emperor, his Diao family?" Shen Lang said.
"Bah!" Zhuang Ku spat.
Shen Lang imitated the example: "Me too!"
The two looked at each other and smiled, saying in unison: "Pure sex, hahaha!"
Among the four evil spirits in Baidi City, the Cao family, a family of evil masters, is now missing, and now there are only three families left.
As for the Cao family, those who know how to do it tremble, because the Cao family has provoked people they shouldn't have.
No matter how powerful the Cao family is, it is still a Jianghu family, or now it is covered with a layer of bullshit and has become a business family, but in its bones it is still inseparable from the threshold of the Jianghu.
If Jianghu people have the opportunity to avoid talking to officials, they should try not to talk to them.
Walking on the rivers and lakes, few people have clean hands, and they are even a little red when they dodge.
The Cao family's business has been booming in recent years, which gave them the confidence to dare to make trouble on Tai Sui's head.
In Shen Lang's words, the Cao family just went to the toilet with a lantern and looked for shit (death).
The storyteller is basically talking about this period of history.
Although it is discounted, the general route is still correct.
It turned out that in Baidi City, there were Taoism, Buddhism and other seemingly serious sects, but then a fight broke out. The decent sect first provoked the trouble, and then the evil sect turned against the general.
The reason is very simple, that is, the decent "behavior of justice" touched the cake of the evil faction.
So the evil faction came to a fight.
In the past, the story was about the victory of good over evil, but here it is just the opposite.
Of course, the definition of good and evil is also very broad, so it is difficult to draw conclusions on some details.
For example, in order to force people from the Gu sect to ask about the whereabouts of other members of the same sect, the disciples of the Gu sect refused to confess, so they tortured them with a water prison, and many people died as a result.
At that time, it was still a time of war, the world was in chaos, the heroes were divided into one side, there were powerful enemies outside, and bandits were rampant inside.
The storyteller also spoke brilliantly, with saliva splashing all over the place, but the guests in the audience listened with gusto.
But most people also do it for fun.
When Shen Lang and Zhuang Ku left, Shen Lang gave the storyteller 50 yuan as a reward, which made Zhuang Ku laugh, saying that Shen Lang is an iron rooster, and now he is willing to pluck his hair, which is really rare in the world.
"Would you like to go to my house?" Zhuang Ku asked.
Shen Lang immediately refused: "Forget it, the grandson is at your house. If I went, wouldn't he be discovered by him? And I can go around outside to investigate his whereabouts. Now I will go to your house and tell your parents , this Diao Tao is here to snatch the corpse king, will they believe it?"
"I will beat you up." Zhuang Ku said without hesitation.
"That's it."
(End of this chapter)
Quick mouth Li San was talking about the story in full swing, which was basically the grievances and grievances of Baidi City decades ago.
But he is also a sensible person, so he didn't name him by name, and his words were very tactful.
For example, a corpse exterminator becomes a corpse breeder, or a Gu master becomes a bug player, or a Taoist priest directly turns into a mage. In this way, the purpose of messing around is to avoid provoking other people.
What he said was wonderful, but at this time in the private room of 008, it was Shen Lang who told the story of what happened back then in detail.
Zhuang Ku listened, his eyes were already red.
At the beginning, Zhuang Ku and Shen Lang worked with the elders. Although their friendship was not to the point of life and death, they still talked to each other.
Drinking and taking a bath, playing cards and watching movies, they did all the things that old men love to do with themselves.
So the relationship is not bad.
It's just that Zhuang Ku loves Xue Qi too much. This is not love at first sight, but the kind of love that wants to live with Long Xue Qi.
At that time he was poisoned by the corpse, and it was Long Xueqi who pulled out the poison for him, so it can be said that he saved his life.
Originally, Zhuang Ku might have felt pity for such a beautiful girl who was blind, it was just pity, but then Zhuang Ku stayed in Jiangcheng for half a year, and the so-called long-term love is exactly the truth.
At that time, Xue Qi was not so thoughtful, she was a silly girl who was always moody and angry. Such a girl is also lovable.
Can you not love?
She is kind, beautiful, and can do housework. Although she can't see it with her eyes, she can cook with her ears. She can immediately recognize the sound of cooking by her voice, and how ripe the current dishes are.
Of course, no one was willing to let that girl cook.
"The old lady Long Cuiyu is dead?" Zhuang Ku said with red eyes.
Shen Lang picked up the kettle, filled the village treasury with tea, and then poured tea for himself: "Well, I wanted to use the snake gall of Liu Xian on Bailing Mountain in Baidi City as the Gu King, but I ended up using it myself. Killed himself."
"You said Grandma Xueqi died, how sad she was." Zhuang Ku kept clenching his fists.
Shen Lang peeled off a watermelon seed and threw it into his mouth: "I'm sad, how can I not be sad? I think my mother-in-law is the best Gu Master in the world. This time I also saw Long Cuiyu summoning an insect swarm, but the scale Only one-third of my mother-in-law’s..."
Shen Lang changed the subject, and glanced at Zhuang Ku: "What about you, is there anything new about the Eastern Corps Sect recently?"
"Hey, it's not about those big butt things. My old man married me a little girl from the clan. She has only grown up for two months. Isn't he crazy? I'm already 22!" Zhuang Ku looked at The storyteller outside.
Shen Lang smiled and said, "Is there anything else?"
"Also, the Northern sect's young master, Diao Tao, came to visit." Zhuang Ku took out a pack of cigarettes. Good thing, it turned out to be a hardcover Huazi, priced at 80 yuan a pack. "This guy is a bit strange."
"Diao Tao?" Shen Lang frowned.
"Oh, I remembered, this guy's a cousin, isn't he?"
"Is he not dead?" Shen Lang lowered his voice.
When Shen Lang said the words "Is he not dead?", Zhuang Ku's face immediately sank, and he was not stupid, he immediately understood the meaning of the words: "What happened?"
"He was bitten by a zombie, and he is no longer my cousin. I have drawn a clear line with him." Shen Lang told what happened at that time.
This also made Zhuang Ku vigilant: "What is this grandson coming to our Dongpai for? Does he also want to take us in, just like his grandfather, and unify the entire Northwest?"
It turns out that the unification of the northern faction and the western faction is no longer a secret, and many people know about it.
"He came to our Dongpai, probably for..."
"That's right, Corpse King!" Shen Lang said word by word.
This also made Zhuang Ku's face darken, "Before they forcibly merged the Western School, the elders of my family were already very disdainful. After all, the branches of the four schools in the world were determined by the ancestors. I think the old ancestor Feng Qiankun combined the four schools. The branches have formed a four-element formation, so that no matter what happens to one family, the other three families can help. What does he mean? Want to learn from the first emperor to sweep Liuhe?"
"Are you insulting the first emperor, his Diao family?" Shen Lang said.
"Bah!" Zhuang Ku spat.
Shen Lang imitated the example: "Me too!"
The two looked at each other and smiled, saying in unison: "Pure sex, hahaha!"
Among the four evil spirits in Baidi City, the Cao family, a family of evil masters, is now missing, and now there are only three families left.
As for the Cao family, those who know how to do it tremble, because the Cao family has provoked people they shouldn't have.
No matter how powerful the Cao family is, it is still a Jianghu family, or now it is covered with a layer of bullshit and has become a business family, but in its bones it is still inseparable from the threshold of the Jianghu.
If Jianghu people have the opportunity to avoid talking to officials, they should try not to talk to them.
Walking on the rivers and lakes, few people have clean hands, and they are even a little red when they dodge.
The Cao family's business has been booming in recent years, which gave them the confidence to dare to make trouble on Tai Sui's head.
In Shen Lang's words, the Cao family just went to the toilet with a lantern and looked for shit (death).
The storyteller is basically talking about this period of history.
Although it is discounted, the general route is still correct.
It turned out that in Baidi City, there were Taoism, Buddhism and other seemingly serious sects, but then a fight broke out. The decent sect first provoked the trouble, and then the evil sect turned against the general.
The reason is very simple, that is, the decent "behavior of justice" touched the cake of the evil faction.
So the evil faction came to a fight.
In the past, the story was about the victory of good over evil, but here it is just the opposite.
Of course, the definition of good and evil is also very broad, so it is difficult to draw conclusions on some details.
For example, in order to force people from the Gu sect to ask about the whereabouts of other members of the same sect, the disciples of the Gu sect refused to confess, so they tortured them with a water prison, and many people died as a result.
At that time, it was still a time of war, the world was in chaos, the heroes were divided into one side, there were powerful enemies outside, and bandits were rampant inside.
The storyteller also spoke brilliantly, with saliva splashing all over the place, but the guests in the audience listened with gusto.
But most people also do it for fun.
When Shen Lang and Zhuang Ku left, Shen Lang gave the storyteller 50 yuan as a reward, which made Zhuang Ku laugh, saying that Shen Lang is an iron rooster, and now he is willing to pluck his hair, which is really rare in the world.
"Would you like to go to my house?" Zhuang Ku asked.
Shen Lang immediately refused: "Forget it, the grandson is at your house. If I went, wouldn't he be discovered by him? And I can go around outside to investigate his whereabouts. Now I will go to your house and tell your parents , this Diao Tao is here to snatch the corpse king, will they believe it?"
"I will beat you up." Zhuang Ku said without hesitation.
"That's it."
(End of this chapter)
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