Showdown: Hanba is hiding in my house

Chapter 17 The Ghost Matchmaker

The red cloth fell, and when Mai Meng saw Han Ba ​​behind the red cloth, she was stunned for a moment.

Shen Lang hurriedly stepped forward, and put the red cloth back on Han Yan's body. Seeing Mai Meng's dazed look, Shen Lang couldn't help saying: "Don't get me wrong, I didn't kill anyone!"

"No, I wish I had seen this woman before." Mai Meng said.

Shen Lang is very strange, because Mai Meng is not afraid.

But looking back at Hanba, it is indeed not scary. After all, she was once the daughter of the Yellow Emperor, and her appearance is unquestionable.

"Where have you seen it? A museum?"

"No, in the dream." Mai Meng said, her face was a little dull.

Just when Shen Lang was about to say something, there was a knock on the door outside.

"Is anyone there?" The voice was old, like an old woman.

"There are guests." Shen Lang said, "Don't move around, I'll come as soon as I go!"

But Mai Meng did not stay in the basement, but followed closely.

In the store, an old lady dressed in very old-fashioned clothes has appeared. This old lady looks very strange, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, a bit like a mouse in human form.

"It's a mouse woman, and I'm here to buy a paper dowry again." Shen Lang said, "It's just right, I recently built a big villa with five bedrooms and three halls, and I'll get it for you."

"Ah Lang, how's your voice lately?" Shu Po looked around, but she saw Mai Meng next to Shen Lang, and the sweat on Shen Lang's body, she covered her mouth and laughed.

The laughter was harsh: "Hee hee hee, you are a good young man with good physical strength! Just like your grandfather when he was young."

"Hey, the old man is much better than me. He has been doing this business since he was young. What about you? Have you come to work recently?" Shen Lang said as he took down a paper villa the size of a suitcase.

"I still need a pair of boys and girls." The old mouse said, "It's like this recently, but the goods came from the west. It was a girl who had just died in a car accident. She was only in her early twenties. Her parents were short of money, so she sold it to me. People got married."

"Oh, that's a pity, but these parents have too much heart." Shen Lang shook his head and said.

The mouse woman looked at Mai Meng up and down: "If you look like this little girl, the price will be expensive...Girl, if you die in the future, can you give me the body? I can give you a sum of money now."

As soon as these words came out, Mai Meng's face turned green.

The mouse woman was also joking, seeing that Mai Meng didn't speak, she laughed loudly: "Ah Lang, do you have time later, there are a few corpses in the west, you can chase them away, I have to marry them."

"Okay, then I'll bother you. Since you are giving me work, I will give you this paper sedan chair. My grandfather made it himself!" Shen Lang took out another paper sedan chair from behind, and the paper sedan chair on it There are also two red rabbit horses made of paper.

"Oh, the red rabbit is pulling, you are pissing!" The old lady gave Shen Lang 200 yuan. Shen Lang wanted change, but the old lady didn't want it, so she just took the money and left.

Looking at the old lady going away, Mai Meng said, "Shen Lang, who is she?"

"Mr. Shu, this generation is famous. Let me tell you, there are three old ladies in Jiangcheng and you must not offend them!" Shen Lang started talking.

"what?"

"Dragon Rat Snake, this dragon lady is Long Lao Lan next door to my shop. She was the leading voodoo doctor of Jiangcheng's generation decades ago. She was the flesh and bones of the living and the dead. Recently she got old and retired, and she started treating people with acupuncture. , ranked second is the Snake Woman, but the Snake Woman has not appeared recently, maybe she died of old age, and the third is the Rat Woman."

"What does she do?"

"Ghost matchmakers are good at both yin and yang. There are many big families in Jiangcheng these days. If the descendants die unmarried, they will not be included in the family tree, so ghost matchmakers match these dead descendants. However, this line of work is the same as reality. There are more men than women, and the dead are being cremated these days, so on the black market, a female corpse can fetch sky-high prices."

"She just said that I..."

"Let me tell you, if you die, with your appearance and figure, it will cost you at least 30." Shen Lang laughed.

Mai Meng hammered Shen Lang: "Nonsense! Even if I die, I still donate my organs. I signed a volunteer letter when I was in college."

"Anyway, that's the same sentence. A girl doesn't want to go out. I'm not alarmist. Our Jiangcheng Mountain is far away from the emperor, and many bad habits of the old era are still there." Shen Lang sorted out the things around him, and planned to close the door and go to sleep.

Because he came back early today, he planned to rest early and then get up at one or two in the afternoon to do errands.

"I, I want to learn how to drive away corpses from you." Mai Meng said.

As the saying goes, if you don't sing, you're already a blockbuster, but Mai Meng's words shocked Shen Lang a lot.

By the way, are there any female masters among the corpse exorcists?Yes, and quite a few in history!
But in this day and age, women like to work on appearances, who would value such an old tradition?
And with Mai Meng's looks and education, no matter whether she goes to the film and television industry or the business circle, she must have a bright future, and she is actually interested in this industry.

This made Shen Lang unexpected.

Mai Meng followed closely: "I have a mission that I must complete."

have to!It's that secret again.

Shen Lang said: "Are you sure?"

"I'm sure, and I swear, in the name of the eighteen generations of my ancestors!" Mai Meng was very firm.

At this moment, Shen Lang had a clear understanding of the ins and outs of the matter. Before that, he was wondering why a good-looking little girl went out with him in the middle of the night to drive away the corpse?
Expose yourself live?
Come on!
Her mobile phone was out of battery at all, and besides, after her mobile phone was charged, she just called her family to report that she was safe.

"Why did you learn how to drive corpses?" Shen Lang was no longer polite at this time, and asked her why.

But Mai Meng clenched her fist tightly, she lowered her head and said, "I can't tell you now, but you will know in the future."

Mai Meng suddenly thought of something, and took Shen Lang's cell phone directly. After some electric shocks, there was an extra message on Shen Lang's cell phone.

"Your Longhang card ending in 7867 has received a remittance: 10 yuan, and the current balance is 0000 yuan."

"You are..." Shen Lang said puzzled.

"If you don't agree to the apprenticeship fee, forget it..." Mai Meng said.

Shen Lang's eyes shined brightly, his feelings are like a little rich woman, he nodded immediately: "Yes, of course, I didn't expect you to be such a persistent and lovely girl, and you have a resolute personality and a sense of justice, I accept you as a junior sister Now, even if Emperor Fengdu comes, he won't be able to stop my determination!"

"Junior sister?" Mai Meng was surprised.

Old Shen Lang blushed: "Because I haven't formally left the teacher yet, come with me, let's worship Hanba and the ancestors' spiritual tablets!"

Mai Meng pouted, but still followed him down the basement.

After preparing the incense burner and candles, Shen Lang moved a small table, brought two futons and knelt on it: "Disciple Shen Lang, I have met all the ancestors, and now the talented girl Mai Meng wants to enter my body. Door, please ancestors agree..."

(End of this chapter)