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Chapter 60 What an old king who hides his private money
Chapter 60 What a Lao Wang who hides his private money
It's easy for Wang Dazhuang's mother, the TV is still there, not broken; the sofa is still there, not broken; the clothes in the cabinet are still there, not lost;Basically equal to no loss.
However, I still have to call my husband as soon as possible.
At the same time, at the police office not far from the community, two policemen had rushed over.
Judging from the scene, it really looks like a burglary, and it is still very rampant: the door seems to have been forcibly pried open, almost all the large and small cabinets in the room have been turned out, and various things are scattered all over the place.
This scene is more like looting.
"What did you lose? How much is it worth?" one of the policemen asked.
The question hit the nail on the head, but neither Wang Dazhuang nor his mother could answer it.Because so far, I really haven't found anything missing.
So, the dog barked twice: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!" (Translation: My nest! Not lost!)
"Didn't the dog bark when the thief came in?" another policeman asked.
"It went out with me, and we only went out for half an hour. When we got home, it was like this." Wang Dazhuang explained.
That's right, the dog is not watching at home, why is he always running in and out with people?
But this is a digression. There are dogs and no dogs. Thieves still steal. After all, dogs are getting smarter and smarter. It all depends on the owner when they bark.
The dog's life is gone, setting up a memorial arch, is it possible to be reincarnated as a human being?
And there's nothing good about being a human being. Code word dog, exam dog, single dog, overtime dog, tired like a dog, they all describe people.
In fact, dogs are much happier than the above-mentioned humans.
At this time, Wang Dazhuang's mother had already dialed his husband's phone number: "Old Wang, our house was robbed, and the house was turned into a mess, even the drawer where you put your underwear was turned out."
"what?!"
On the other end of the phone, he was obviously very surprised.
"The police are here, and I don't know what is missing from our house."
Wang Dazhuang's mother said and handed the phone to one of the policemen.The policeman was a little embarrassed, so he had to say to the phone: "We are policemen from the Jiahe Community Police Office. We received a report that a burglar had broken into your house. At present, the room has indeed been turned into a mess. It is initially suspected that outsiders did come in. .”
If it weren't for the police saying that, Pharaoh really wouldn't believe it. He doesn't miss all kinds of videos on weekdays. What kind of wife calls to tell her husband that there has been a thief at home, and then coaxes out the private money hidden at home in a few words This kind of thing, Lao Wang swore that he would never be fooled.
But now, it was really a thief.
"Damn Zhuang, hurry up and go to the bathroom, it's in the water tank of the toilet"
Hearing this, Wang Dazhuang's mother rushed into the bathroom.
Seeing this, the two policemen also walked over, and Li Lechen followed closely out of curiosity and moved forward.
"The lid of the toilet tank is open!" Wang Dazhuang exclaimed his mother.
This is miserable!Old Wang on the other end of the phone was shocked.You know, there is a full 1000 yuan of private money in the water tank, the largest sum.
A little unwilling to give up, he asked: "In the water tank, there is a black plastic bag in the water tank, and there is a mineral water bottle in it. There are ten pieces of 100 yuan stuffed in the bottle. Take a look."
"There is no black plastic bag in the water tank!" Wang Dazhuang's mother exclaimed again, but turned around and found a black plastic bag lying in the bathtub, and beside it, there was indeed a mineral water bottle.
Surprisingly, the mineral water bottle was still full of fancy banknotes.
This private money has been stuffed very schemingly.
However, it was not stolen.
Is it because it cannot be taken out of the mineral water bottle?
What a fool!Can't you cut it with scissors?
Suddenly there is a feeling of windfall.
Indeed, for Wang Dazhuang's mother, being able to seize the opportunity to find out old Wang Sai's private money is considered a worthwhile theft.
However, Wang Dazhuang's mother didn't say anything about finding the mineral water bottle on the phone. Instead, she put on an exaggerated cry and continued to ask, "Husband, where is the money? Our family has been completely ruined this time."
"Also, there's the pillow you slept on. I stuffed an envelope in the pillow, go and see!"
Fuck!Defense by day and night, it's hard to prevent with private money!
Who would have thought that Lao Wang would stuff money from his own house and stuff it under his wife's pillow?
This is the legend that the more dangerous the place, the safer it is.
Hearing this, Wang Dazhuang's mother rushed back to the bedroom again, only to find that the bed had also been turned into a mess, and the two pillows had been ripped out of the pillowcases.
However, a slightly thick envelope was thrown aside, and a few photos of Grandpa Mao poked his head out.
The pillow was turned over, and the envelope was turned out, but the money was still there.
Seeing this, the two policemen looked at each other.
Judging from what I saw when I first entered the door, it was indeed like a burglary, and it was still very crazy.But the money was found in two extremely hidden places, but the money is still there. What's the situation?
At this time, Wang Dazhuang's mother became more and more angry, and said to the phone with a sullen face: "The pillow has also been turned over, and there is no envelope. Do you think there is any other place to hide the money?"
"There is still there."
Sure enough there are!
Later, Lao Wang said on the phone that his wife checked in the room, from the pipe of the mop to the gaps in the sliding door, from the coat pocket at the bottom of the box to the chandelier cover that will not be cleaned for [-] years, inside and out. In several places, a lot of private money was found.
"Any more?"
"It's gone! It's gone!" Lao Wang was very distressed on the other end of the phone, "Damn thief! You're so smart!"
"It's really good!" Wang Dazhuang's mother said every word.
On the other end of the phone, Lao Wang suddenly shuddered.It seems that this matter is not as simple as being a thief! It seems that I have lost my wife and lost my army!
Suddenly my knee hurts.
Are there any durians on the street now?
Li Lechen came out of Wang Dazhuang's house together with two community policemen. In nearly an hour, the three of them had experienced it. It turns out that private money can be hidden like this.
In particular, the two policemen did not conduct searches so carefully.
Sure enough, the master is among the people, afraid that his wife will force a big old man into a master of hide-and-seek.
But this has nothing to do with the case.
In the end, the burglary case of Wang Dazhuang's house was not filed because only one door lock was damaged.Of course, at the end, it was mainly because Wang Dazhuang's mother had no intention of filing a case, and all she could think about was how to deal with his old Wang.
Although there was no substantial loss, the news that Wang Dazhuang's family was thieves quickly spread in the community.
"Old Wang's house next door has been burglarized!"
"Old Wang's house downstairs was stolen!"
"Someone actually entered two old Wang's houses in broad daylight."
"Did Lao Wang's wife buy two large durians to smoke thieves?"
"I heard Lao Wang's heart-piercing cry, how much money did you lose?"
The old Wang's family did not lose anything, and the old Wang suffered a heavy loss anyway.
However, after this incident, everyone closed the doors and windows tighter. After all, a stranger broke into the community the night before, and someone's house was turned upside down immediately the next day.
(End of this chapter)
It's easy for Wang Dazhuang's mother, the TV is still there, not broken; the sofa is still there, not broken; the clothes in the cabinet are still there, not lost;Basically equal to no loss.
However, I still have to call my husband as soon as possible.
At the same time, at the police office not far from the community, two policemen had rushed over.
Judging from the scene, it really looks like a burglary, and it is still very rampant: the door seems to have been forcibly pried open, almost all the large and small cabinets in the room have been turned out, and various things are scattered all over the place.
This scene is more like looting.
"What did you lose? How much is it worth?" one of the policemen asked.
The question hit the nail on the head, but neither Wang Dazhuang nor his mother could answer it.Because so far, I really haven't found anything missing.
So, the dog barked twice: "Wow, woof, woof, woof!" (Translation: My nest! Not lost!)
"Didn't the dog bark when the thief came in?" another policeman asked.
"It went out with me, and we only went out for half an hour. When we got home, it was like this." Wang Dazhuang explained.
That's right, the dog is not watching at home, why is he always running in and out with people?
But this is a digression. There are dogs and no dogs. Thieves still steal. After all, dogs are getting smarter and smarter. It all depends on the owner when they bark.
The dog's life is gone, setting up a memorial arch, is it possible to be reincarnated as a human being?
And there's nothing good about being a human being. Code word dog, exam dog, single dog, overtime dog, tired like a dog, they all describe people.
In fact, dogs are much happier than the above-mentioned humans.
At this time, Wang Dazhuang's mother had already dialed his husband's phone number: "Old Wang, our house was robbed, and the house was turned into a mess, even the drawer where you put your underwear was turned out."
"what?!"
On the other end of the phone, he was obviously very surprised.
"The police are here, and I don't know what is missing from our house."
Wang Dazhuang's mother said and handed the phone to one of the policemen.The policeman was a little embarrassed, so he had to say to the phone: "We are policemen from the Jiahe Community Police Office. We received a report that a burglar had broken into your house. At present, the room has indeed been turned into a mess. It is initially suspected that outsiders did come in. .”
If it weren't for the police saying that, Pharaoh really wouldn't believe it. He doesn't miss all kinds of videos on weekdays. What kind of wife calls to tell her husband that there has been a thief at home, and then coaxes out the private money hidden at home in a few words This kind of thing, Lao Wang swore that he would never be fooled.
But now, it was really a thief.
"Damn Zhuang, hurry up and go to the bathroom, it's in the water tank of the toilet"
Hearing this, Wang Dazhuang's mother rushed into the bathroom.
Seeing this, the two policemen also walked over, and Li Lechen followed closely out of curiosity and moved forward.
"The lid of the toilet tank is open!" Wang Dazhuang exclaimed his mother.
This is miserable!Old Wang on the other end of the phone was shocked.You know, there is a full 1000 yuan of private money in the water tank, the largest sum.
A little unwilling to give up, he asked: "In the water tank, there is a black plastic bag in the water tank, and there is a mineral water bottle in it. There are ten pieces of 100 yuan stuffed in the bottle. Take a look."
"There is no black plastic bag in the water tank!" Wang Dazhuang's mother exclaimed again, but turned around and found a black plastic bag lying in the bathtub, and beside it, there was indeed a mineral water bottle.
Surprisingly, the mineral water bottle was still full of fancy banknotes.
This private money has been stuffed very schemingly.
However, it was not stolen.
Is it because it cannot be taken out of the mineral water bottle?
What a fool!Can't you cut it with scissors?
Suddenly there is a feeling of windfall.
Indeed, for Wang Dazhuang's mother, being able to seize the opportunity to find out old Wang Sai's private money is considered a worthwhile theft.
However, Wang Dazhuang's mother didn't say anything about finding the mineral water bottle on the phone. Instead, she put on an exaggerated cry and continued to ask, "Husband, where is the money? Our family has been completely ruined this time."
"Also, there's the pillow you slept on. I stuffed an envelope in the pillow, go and see!"
Fuck!Defense by day and night, it's hard to prevent with private money!
Who would have thought that Lao Wang would stuff money from his own house and stuff it under his wife's pillow?
This is the legend that the more dangerous the place, the safer it is.
Hearing this, Wang Dazhuang's mother rushed back to the bedroom again, only to find that the bed had also been turned into a mess, and the two pillows had been ripped out of the pillowcases.
However, a slightly thick envelope was thrown aside, and a few photos of Grandpa Mao poked his head out.
The pillow was turned over, and the envelope was turned out, but the money was still there.
Seeing this, the two policemen looked at each other.
Judging from what I saw when I first entered the door, it was indeed like a burglary, and it was still very crazy.But the money was found in two extremely hidden places, but the money is still there. What's the situation?
At this time, Wang Dazhuang's mother became more and more angry, and said to the phone with a sullen face: "The pillow has also been turned over, and there is no envelope. Do you think there is any other place to hide the money?"
"There is still there."
Sure enough there are!
Later, Lao Wang said on the phone that his wife checked in the room, from the pipe of the mop to the gaps in the sliding door, from the coat pocket at the bottom of the box to the chandelier cover that will not be cleaned for [-] years, inside and out. In several places, a lot of private money was found.
"Any more?"
"It's gone! It's gone!" Lao Wang was very distressed on the other end of the phone, "Damn thief! You're so smart!"
"It's really good!" Wang Dazhuang's mother said every word.
On the other end of the phone, Lao Wang suddenly shuddered.It seems that this matter is not as simple as being a thief! It seems that I have lost my wife and lost my army!
Suddenly my knee hurts.
Are there any durians on the street now?
Li Lechen came out of Wang Dazhuang's house together with two community policemen. In nearly an hour, the three of them had experienced it. It turns out that private money can be hidden like this.
In particular, the two policemen did not conduct searches so carefully.
Sure enough, the master is among the people, afraid that his wife will force a big old man into a master of hide-and-seek.
But this has nothing to do with the case.
In the end, the burglary case of Wang Dazhuang's house was not filed because only one door lock was damaged.Of course, at the end, it was mainly because Wang Dazhuang's mother had no intention of filing a case, and all she could think about was how to deal with his old Wang.
Although there was no substantial loss, the news that Wang Dazhuang's family was thieves quickly spread in the community.
"Old Wang's house next door has been burglarized!"
"Old Wang's house downstairs was stolen!"
"Someone actually entered two old Wang's houses in broad daylight."
"Did Lao Wang's wife buy two large durians to smoke thieves?"
"I heard Lao Wang's heart-piercing cry, how much money did you lose?"
The old Wang's family did not lose anything, and the old Wang suffered a heavy loss anyway.
However, after this incident, everyone closed the doors and windows tighter. After all, a stranger broke into the community the night before, and someone's house was turned upside down immediately the next day.
(End of this chapter)
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