I'm really just an NPC
Chapter 2 The Egg is Broken
Chapter 2 The Egg is Broken
In the grass by the side of the brick road, two big men were confronting each other in extremely indecent postures, vowing to fight each other to the death.
The full moon in the sky felt that this picture was too hot for the eyes, and attracted a group of twin-peaked clouds, which were hidden among the soft clouds.
But it didn't want to miss this good show, and peeked with half of its face exposed.
The earth went dark in an instant.
Lin Fan shook his hands, desperately resisting Wang Dalong's fat claws, and at the same time raised his legs and tried to kick Wang Dalong's back of the head.
Wang Dalong chuckled, moved his butt back, sat on Lin Fan's lap, bent down and pressed Lin Fan with his big belly, making Lin Fan unable to exert himself.
At the same time, Wang Dalong held the gun butt in one hand, and slapped Lin Fan with the other hand, frantically smashing Lin Fan's head, his expression gradually became grim, as if torturing Lin Fan had become the greatest pleasure in his life.
"Little bastard, it's not good to provoke anyone, you have to provoke Long Ge me, next year today is your death day, when I pass by here, I will leave a mouthful of phlegm.
Also, I will look for your sister, such a beautiful girl, it's a pity to die, but if you find it, you will be very lucky, hehehe..."
Lin Fan suddenly started yelling: "Fat brother, please forgive me, I was wrong, please forgive me. I was just impulsive, please forgive me, please."
Even though he said this, Lin Fan's eyes kept turning all around, looking for a chance to make a comeback.
Players, when facing NPCs, how humble and humble you must be. As long as you can distract the NPCs and increase the chance of winning, even your father dares to call you.
But how ruthless and ruthless you have to be when you strike!
Lin Fan is well versed in this.
Suddenly, he saw a black mass on his right, and then a mass of memory fragments emerged, and a short crossbow with a string was instantly made up by his brain.
Lin Fan was overjoyed, and stretched out his hand to reach the short crossbow, but the short crossbow was a little far away. He stretched his hand desperately, but it was still a few centimeters away, but he couldn't reach it.
However, Lin Fan's yell just now had an effect, and Wang Dalong really stopped.
Seeing this, Lin Fan lowered his voice, looking like he was crying, with a sincere attitude: "Fat brother, fat man, I was really wrong. I will be your cow and horse in the future, and I will give you all the money I earn. Please spare my life." , you are crushing me to death."
Wang Dalong was a little suspicious, not knowing whether Lin Fan was telling the truth or a lie.
But now that Wang Dalong has a gun in his hand and has confidence in his heart, he doesn't mind giving Lin Fan a chance to prove himself.
Thinking of this, Wang Dalong moved his big butt.
"Thank you Fat Master, thank you Fat Master for not killing me."
With soft words on his lips, Lin Fan took the opportunity to rub on the ground, getting closer to the short crossbow, and his fingertips had already touched the wooden crossbow handle.
But at this moment, the full moon seemed to have enjoyed enough tenderness, and reappeared from the clouds to breathe, and the bright light sprinkled on the earth again.
Lin Fan's face twitched: Gan!A little bit back.
By the moonlight, Wang Dalong could clearly see Lin Fan's movements and the short crossbow at the end of Lin Fan's finger.
"Good boy!" Wang Dalong exclaimed in his heart, and then said fiercely, "I was almost deceived by you, so I really can't keep you."
After speaking, he raised the gun suddenly.
The experience of more than ten years of fighting in "Rise of the Wasteland" made Lin Fan retract his hand reflexively the moment Wang Dalong raised his gun.
bang~
This shot hit the side of the short crossbow. If Lin Fan hadn't pulled back in time, his palm should have been smashed by now.
"Hahaha……"
Seeing Lin Fan's funny appearance, Wang Dalong laughed out loud, like a cat playing with a mouse.
However, the next moment he couldn't laugh anymore.
Because after Lin Fan withdrew his hand, he stretched out his hands suddenly, firmly grasping Wang Dalong's hand holding the gun, wanting to grab the gun.
The strength of his hand caused Wang Dalong to be careless for a moment and almost dropped the pistol.
With a sudden thought, he quickly stretched out his other hand to hold the pistol, and started wrestling with Lin Fan.
This is a contest between life and death. Both of them tried their best to feed each other, and they froze here for a while, and no one could do anything to the other.
At this moment, under a bush one meter away from the two of them, a mouse came out of a hole under the grass.
This mouse was very big, about the size of a teddy dog. When it came out of the hole, it shook its beard and poked its head. It immediately spotted Lin Fan and Wang Dalong who were wrestling.
The mouse's eyes turned red in an instant, and it spread its limbs and rushed towards the wrestling two.
Lin Fan and Wang Dalong were paying attention to each other at this moment, and they didn't realize that a mutant rat had already run over.
What the two of them didn't notice was that the necklace worn on Lin Fan's chest suddenly flickered indistinctly, like a hallucination.
sniff~
The mutated mouse ran up behind the two of them, twitched its nose twice, looked at Lin Fan's calves, then shook its head, opened its mouth, its two front teeth flashed coldly, and bit into the place where the smell was strongest—— Wang Dalong's crotch.
"Ah~"
A scream resounded throughout the world.
Wang Dalong turned his head trembling with fat all over his body, and found that his egg was broken.
A slight impact on the man's lower body is enough to make people die, not to mention that Wang Dalong's body was directly shattered.
"Ahhh~"
Subconsciously, Wang Dalong covered his crotch with his hands, screamed and rolled on the spot, turning over and over again, the gun in his hand was also thrown out, and Lin Fan snatched the gun away.
[You get a white non-grade weapon: "Ordinary Pistol" x1, magazine capacity 14/15]
boom!
Lin Fan, who had regained his freedom, fired brazenly, hitting the head of the mutated mouse that was close at hand.
[Hit a vital attack, double the damage.You deal 44 damage to Mutant Rat. 】
[Based on your level, you have obtained the following information:]
[Mutated mouse (normal): level, 1; life, 0/44]
[Omitted]
[The mutated mouse is dead, you gain 3 experience points]
In fact, the first time Lin Fan got the gun, he wanted to kill Wang Dalong who had been riding him for so long.
But he didn't know what happened to the mutated mouse. Seeing that Lin Fan raised his gun, not only was he not afraid, but he rushed towards Lin Fan with red eyes. Lin Fan had no choice but to shoot and kill it first.
Lin Fan quickly took a look at the mutant mouse's attributes and found that the mouse's attributes were almost twice his.
"Hey, people are not as good as rats!"
On the side, Wang Dalong, who was lying on the ground, heard the gunshots and didn't dare to scream anymore. He clutched his bleeding lower body, trembling with fat all over his body, and looked at Lin Fan who was holding the gun in horror.
The roles of hunter and prey are reversed in an instant.
"Please, hiss...don't kill me." Wang Dalong begged for mercy with a trembling voice, touching the sore spot on his lower body, the pain was so painful that he almost bit his tongue.
Lin Fan chuckled: "Damn fat guy, do you think I can't understand your thoughts?"
As he spoke, Lin Fan aimed his gun at Wang Dalong, and Wang Dalong's face instantly turned ashen.
But at this moment,
swoosh~
Under the moonlight, four mutated mice suddenly emerged from a cave not far in front, and because they smelled blood, their eyes turned red instantly, and they rushed towards Lin Fan and Wang Dalong.
Wang Dalong knew he was going to die, so he endured the pain and taunted him: "Ha, the four mutated mice are so fast, I can't even shoot them, you little bastard has never touched a gun, just wait to die. Be buried with me, hahahaha, hiss..."
But Wang Dalong completely forgot one thing - Lin Fan, who had never touched a gun, shot a mutant mouse in the head with the first shot!
Lin Fan was unmoved by Wang Dalong's ridicule. At this time, his face was expressionless, his pupils contracted, and he stared at the four mutated mice that were rushing towards him. He recalled the experience of shooting countless times in "Rise of the Wasteland" in his previous life. .
Silently feeling the state of his body at this moment, Lin Fan suddenly moved.
At this moment, time seemed to slow down suddenly.
bang~ bang~ bang bang~
[The mutated mouse is dead, you gain 3 experience points]
[The mutated mouse is dead, you gain 4 experience points]
[The mutated mouse is dead, you gain 3 experience points]
[The mutated mouse is dead, you gain 4 experience points]
Four rhythmic gunshots rang out one after another, and the four mutant rats that rushed over died on the spot.
The nearest dead body of a mutated mouse rolled and fell to Wang Dalong's crotch, with a big hole in the center of its head, staring at Wang Dalong's crotch with red eyes, not looking back.
[You have comprehended the skill "Basic Firearms Proficiency", current level LV1, proficiency (1/100)]
A warm current appeared out of thin air in Lin Fan's body, and a picture was reflected in Lin Fan's mind. It recorded the basic usage skills and maintenance methods of various firearms. Lin Fan quickly mastered it, which was very magical.
"I can really learn it! It's not like playing games with the help of the system." Lin Fan was surprised.
"You...you..." Wang Dalong was even more surprised, he looked at Lin Fan in disbelief, at this moment Lin Fan became very strange and terrifying in his eyes.
Lin Fan raised the gun and pointed it at Wang Dalong expressionlessly, and under Wang Dalong's fearful eyes, Lin Fan slowly put down the pistol again.
Wang Dalong was overjoyed: Could it be that Lin Fan didn't dare to kill anyone and wanted to let him go? ?
But the next moment, Lin Fan bent down and picked up the short crossbow beside him, and pulled the trigger casually, and the crossbow instantly passed through Wang Dalong's throat.
"Heh...heh..." Wang Dalong didn't care about covering his crotch anymore, he covered his neck with both hands, gasping for breath, feeling extremely regretful in his heart.
Lin Fan spoke: "You don't need bullets to kill you, it's a waste."
[Hit a vital attack, double the damage.You dealt 21 damage to Wang Dalong. 】
[Based on your level, you have obtained the following information:]
【Wang Dalong: Level, 0; Life, 0/21】
[Experts: Excessive obesity, defense +1]
[Omitted]
[Wang Dalong is dead, you gain 2 experience points]
Lin Fan looked at Wang Dalong who was lying dead on the ground, and he didn't feel any discomfort in his heart. This is the mentality that hardcore players must have.
Not only did he feel no discomfort in his heart, but Lin Fan also moved closer to Wang Dalong's body, and stretched out his hand to grope up and down.
------
Seeking investment, it is expected to change the signing status next week.
Ask for a recommendation ticket.
(End of this chapter)
In the grass by the side of the brick road, two big men were confronting each other in extremely indecent postures, vowing to fight each other to the death.
The full moon in the sky felt that this picture was too hot for the eyes, and attracted a group of twin-peaked clouds, which were hidden among the soft clouds.
But it didn't want to miss this good show, and peeked with half of its face exposed.
The earth went dark in an instant.
Lin Fan shook his hands, desperately resisting Wang Dalong's fat claws, and at the same time raised his legs and tried to kick Wang Dalong's back of the head.
Wang Dalong chuckled, moved his butt back, sat on Lin Fan's lap, bent down and pressed Lin Fan with his big belly, making Lin Fan unable to exert himself.
At the same time, Wang Dalong held the gun butt in one hand, and slapped Lin Fan with the other hand, frantically smashing Lin Fan's head, his expression gradually became grim, as if torturing Lin Fan had become the greatest pleasure in his life.
"Little bastard, it's not good to provoke anyone, you have to provoke Long Ge me, next year today is your death day, when I pass by here, I will leave a mouthful of phlegm.
Also, I will look for your sister, such a beautiful girl, it's a pity to die, but if you find it, you will be very lucky, hehehe..."
Lin Fan suddenly started yelling: "Fat brother, please forgive me, I was wrong, please forgive me. I was just impulsive, please forgive me, please."
Even though he said this, Lin Fan's eyes kept turning all around, looking for a chance to make a comeback.
Players, when facing NPCs, how humble and humble you must be. As long as you can distract the NPCs and increase the chance of winning, even your father dares to call you.
But how ruthless and ruthless you have to be when you strike!
Lin Fan is well versed in this.
Suddenly, he saw a black mass on his right, and then a mass of memory fragments emerged, and a short crossbow with a string was instantly made up by his brain.
Lin Fan was overjoyed, and stretched out his hand to reach the short crossbow, but the short crossbow was a little far away. He stretched his hand desperately, but it was still a few centimeters away, but he couldn't reach it.
However, Lin Fan's yell just now had an effect, and Wang Dalong really stopped.
Seeing this, Lin Fan lowered his voice, looking like he was crying, with a sincere attitude: "Fat brother, fat man, I was really wrong. I will be your cow and horse in the future, and I will give you all the money I earn. Please spare my life." , you are crushing me to death."
Wang Dalong was a little suspicious, not knowing whether Lin Fan was telling the truth or a lie.
But now that Wang Dalong has a gun in his hand and has confidence in his heart, he doesn't mind giving Lin Fan a chance to prove himself.
Thinking of this, Wang Dalong moved his big butt.
"Thank you Fat Master, thank you Fat Master for not killing me."
With soft words on his lips, Lin Fan took the opportunity to rub on the ground, getting closer to the short crossbow, and his fingertips had already touched the wooden crossbow handle.
But at this moment, the full moon seemed to have enjoyed enough tenderness, and reappeared from the clouds to breathe, and the bright light sprinkled on the earth again.
Lin Fan's face twitched: Gan!A little bit back.
By the moonlight, Wang Dalong could clearly see Lin Fan's movements and the short crossbow at the end of Lin Fan's finger.
"Good boy!" Wang Dalong exclaimed in his heart, and then said fiercely, "I was almost deceived by you, so I really can't keep you."
After speaking, he raised the gun suddenly.
The experience of more than ten years of fighting in "Rise of the Wasteland" made Lin Fan retract his hand reflexively the moment Wang Dalong raised his gun.
bang~
This shot hit the side of the short crossbow. If Lin Fan hadn't pulled back in time, his palm should have been smashed by now.
"Hahaha……"
Seeing Lin Fan's funny appearance, Wang Dalong laughed out loud, like a cat playing with a mouse.
However, the next moment he couldn't laugh anymore.
Because after Lin Fan withdrew his hand, he stretched out his hands suddenly, firmly grasping Wang Dalong's hand holding the gun, wanting to grab the gun.
The strength of his hand caused Wang Dalong to be careless for a moment and almost dropped the pistol.
With a sudden thought, he quickly stretched out his other hand to hold the pistol, and started wrestling with Lin Fan.
This is a contest between life and death. Both of them tried their best to feed each other, and they froze here for a while, and no one could do anything to the other.
At this moment, under a bush one meter away from the two of them, a mouse came out of a hole under the grass.
This mouse was very big, about the size of a teddy dog. When it came out of the hole, it shook its beard and poked its head. It immediately spotted Lin Fan and Wang Dalong who were wrestling.
The mouse's eyes turned red in an instant, and it spread its limbs and rushed towards the wrestling two.
Lin Fan and Wang Dalong were paying attention to each other at this moment, and they didn't realize that a mutant rat had already run over.
What the two of them didn't notice was that the necklace worn on Lin Fan's chest suddenly flickered indistinctly, like a hallucination.
sniff~
The mutated mouse ran up behind the two of them, twitched its nose twice, looked at Lin Fan's calves, then shook its head, opened its mouth, its two front teeth flashed coldly, and bit into the place where the smell was strongest—— Wang Dalong's crotch.
"Ah~"
A scream resounded throughout the world.
Wang Dalong turned his head trembling with fat all over his body, and found that his egg was broken.
A slight impact on the man's lower body is enough to make people die, not to mention that Wang Dalong's body was directly shattered.
"Ahhh~"
Subconsciously, Wang Dalong covered his crotch with his hands, screamed and rolled on the spot, turning over and over again, the gun in his hand was also thrown out, and Lin Fan snatched the gun away.
[You get a white non-grade weapon: "Ordinary Pistol" x1, magazine capacity 14/15]
boom!
Lin Fan, who had regained his freedom, fired brazenly, hitting the head of the mutated mouse that was close at hand.
[Hit a vital attack, double the damage.You deal 44 damage to Mutant Rat. 】
[Based on your level, you have obtained the following information:]
[Mutated mouse (normal): level, 1; life, 0/44]
[Omitted]
[The mutated mouse is dead, you gain 3 experience points]
In fact, the first time Lin Fan got the gun, he wanted to kill Wang Dalong who had been riding him for so long.
But he didn't know what happened to the mutated mouse. Seeing that Lin Fan raised his gun, not only was he not afraid, but he rushed towards Lin Fan with red eyes. Lin Fan had no choice but to shoot and kill it first.
Lin Fan quickly took a look at the mutant mouse's attributes and found that the mouse's attributes were almost twice his.
"Hey, people are not as good as rats!"
On the side, Wang Dalong, who was lying on the ground, heard the gunshots and didn't dare to scream anymore. He clutched his bleeding lower body, trembling with fat all over his body, and looked at Lin Fan who was holding the gun in horror.
The roles of hunter and prey are reversed in an instant.
"Please, hiss...don't kill me." Wang Dalong begged for mercy with a trembling voice, touching the sore spot on his lower body, the pain was so painful that he almost bit his tongue.
Lin Fan chuckled: "Damn fat guy, do you think I can't understand your thoughts?"
As he spoke, Lin Fan aimed his gun at Wang Dalong, and Wang Dalong's face instantly turned ashen.
But at this moment,
swoosh~
Under the moonlight, four mutated mice suddenly emerged from a cave not far in front, and because they smelled blood, their eyes turned red instantly, and they rushed towards Lin Fan and Wang Dalong.
Wang Dalong knew he was going to die, so he endured the pain and taunted him: "Ha, the four mutated mice are so fast, I can't even shoot them, you little bastard has never touched a gun, just wait to die. Be buried with me, hahahaha, hiss..."
But Wang Dalong completely forgot one thing - Lin Fan, who had never touched a gun, shot a mutant mouse in the head with the first shot!
Lin Fan was unmoved by Wang Dalong's ridicule. At this time, his face was expressionless, his pupils contracted, and he stared at the four mutated mice that were rushing towards him. He recalled the experience of shooting countless times in "Rise of the Wasteland" in his previous life. .
Silently feeling the state of his body at this moment, Lin Fan suddenly moved.
At this moment, time seemed to slow down suddenly.
bang~ bang~ bang bang~
[The mutated mouse is dead, you gain 3 experience points]
[The mutated mouse is dead, you gain 4 experience points]
[The mutated mouse is dead, you gain 3 experience points]
[The mutated mouse is dead, you gain 4 experience points]
Four rhythmic gunshots rang out one after another, and the four mutant rats that rushed over died on the spot.
The nearest dead body of a mutated mouse rolled and fell to Wang Dalong's crotch, with a big hole in the center of its head, staring at Wang Dalong's crotch with red eyes, not looking back.
[You have comprehended the skill "Basic Firearms Proficiency", current level LV1, proficiency (1/100)]
A warm current appeared out of thin air in Lin Fan's body, and a picture was reflected in Lin Fan's mind. It recorded the basic usage skills and maintenance methods of various firearms. Lin Fan quickly mastered it, which was very magical.
"I can really learn it! It's not like playing games with the help of the system." Lin Fan was surprised.
"You...you..." Wang Dalong was even more surprised, he looked at Lin Fan in disbelief, at this moment Lin Fan became very strange and terrifying in his eyes.
Lin Fan raised the gun and pointed it at Wang Dalong expressionlessly, and under Wang Dalong's fearful eyes, Lin Fan slowly put down the pistol again.
Wang Dalong was overjoyed: Could it be that Lin Fan didn't dare to kill anyone and wanted to let him go? ?
But the next moment, Lin Fan bent down and picked up the short crossbow beside him, and pulled the trigger casually, and the crossbow instantly passed through Wang Dalong's throat.
"Heh...heh..." Wang Dalong didn't care about covering his crotch anymore, he covered his neck with both hands, gasping for breath, feeling extremely regretful in his heart.
Lin Fan spoke: "You don't need bullets to kill you, it's a waste."
[Hit a vital attack, double the damage.You dealt 21 damage to Wang Dalong. 】
[Based on your level, you have obtained the following information:]
【Wang Dalong: Level, 0; Life, 0/21】
[Experts: Excessive obesity, defense +1]
[Omitted]
[Wang Dalong is dead, you gain 2 experience points]
Lin Fan looked at Wang Dalong who was lying dead on the ground, and he didn't feel any discomfort in his heart. This is the mentality that hardcore players must have.
Not only did he feel no discomfort in his heart, but Lin Fan also moved closer to Wang Dalong's body, and stretched out his hand to grope up and down.
------
Seeking investment, it is expected to change the signing status next week.
Ask for a recommendation ticket.
(End of this chapter)
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