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Chapter 38 Shut up, shameless old thief!

Chapter 38 Shut up, shameless old thief!

Seeing Wang Yanran pointing the gun at him again, Lin Fan was very nervous.

He wasn't afraid that Wang Yanran would kill him with a single shot, but he was afraid that something might happen to Wang Yanran and he would kill himself suddenly—just like Wang Teng.

Then Lin Fan would be in big trouble.

Wang Pojun was not far away. If Wang Yanran died in front of Lin Fan, he would not be able to argue. If he wanted to leave Pojun City at that time, he could only rely on Broadcom to be ruthless and kill.

So, Lin Fan quickly spoke: "Teacher Yanran, I am your disciple Aotian, don't you recognize me? Move the muzzle of the gun away, be careful of misfire."

Wang Yanran froze for a moment, Lin Fan's reaction was completely different from what she expected.

Seeing that Lin Fan had already put the rifle on his back and showed no hostility at all, she tilted the muzzle of the gun downward slightly and said, "I know you, but I don't know you. Who are you?"

Lin Fan pretended to be stupid, with a sincere expression: "What do you mean? Teacher Yanran, don't play charades, I don't understand."

Wang Yanran was bewildered by Lin Fan's expression, Lin Fan's bewildered look could not see any flaws, as if he really didn't understand what she was saying.

But Wang Yanran felt that it was impossible for Lin Fan to deny the fact that she had seen it with her own eyes, so she immediately asked, "I met you when I was being chased by two quasi-monsters on the street, why did you drive away by yourself?"

Lin Fan suddenly realized, and then said with a broken heart: "Teacher Yanran, you misunderstood me, I did it for your own good!"

Wang Yanran: "???"

At that time, I was slapped with car exhaust by you, and I was almost killed by you, and you said it was good for me! ?

Lin Fan hurriedly explained further: "At that time, after the soldiers and I went to a safe place, I was worried about your safety, so I drove back to find you alone, but who would have thought that I would meet a...a pervert on the road!"

Speaking of the second half of the sentence, Lin Fan lowered his voice a bit, and pointed in the direction of Broadcom quietly, "That pervert insists on saying that I have excellent bones, excellent aptitude, and a prodigy in martial arts, and he wants to take me in as his son keep.

I've never seen this kind of pervert who wanted to be someone else's father when I met him. I was scared at the time and ran away in the car.He didn't chase him either, but shouting that he would definitely find me and make me obediently agree to let me be his son. "

Wang Yanran interrupted suddenly: "He wants to take you in as his apprentice..."

"Yes, he is an apprentice, but he said that he will be a teacher for a day and a father for life. Doesn't that mean he wants to be my father? How can I agree!? You didn't say you wanted to be my mother when you accepted me as an apprentice! , so what is he not a pervert!?"

Lin Fan forcefully interrupted Wang Yanran's interruption, and brought the topic back to his own rhythm.
"Meeting such a pervert, I panicked at the time, and I was not very good at driving a truck for the first time, so I stopped on the side of the road and thought for a while, thinking about what to do next, and finally I met you!

Teacher Yanran, do you know how excited I was when I saw you?I think you are like a bright light in the dark, I can't wait to throw myself into your arms immediately!

But it was dangerous to see you at that time, so I didn't rush.I heard you yelling for me to start the truck, and I hurried to do so, trying to take you away.but you know what?After I started the car, I suddenly saw that pervert lying on the roof in front of me and smiling at me! !
I was terrified at the time, and subconsciously felt that you must not let that pervert threaten your safety, so you must not get in my car, so I kicked the accelerator and accelerated immediately.Thank goodness I finally got rid of you! "

Wang Yanran: "..."

She was stunned.

She subconsciously felt that there was something wrong with Lin Fan's words, but what Lin Fan said was nice and logical, and she couldn't find any flaws for a while.

Seeing Wang Yanran's expression, Lin Fan knew that Wang Yanran's deception had worked, and hurriedly added more strength: "And, Teacher Yanran, do you know? I'm very glad that I threw you away at that time, otherwise you would definitely more dangerous.

Let me tell you, I was so frightened by that freak that I didn't know where to go. I drove my truck on a rampage and ran into a very big rat.

That rat was so vicious that it smashed the truck's glass window with one head but nothing happened to it. Moreover, it ran so fast that I couldn't even get rid of it while driving the truck!
To make matters worse, I ran into a group of soldiers on the way to escape in the truck. Their car broke down in the middle of the road and parked on the f---ing corner.There was a big rat chasing me from behind. I was driving very fast and had no time to brake. As a result, the soldier captain shot at me and wanted to kill me. If I hadn't been clever, I would have been shot to death by him! !
The truck finally overturned, and the big rat also caught up, biting all the soldiers to death, and finally came to bite me to death. I really thought I was going to die, but the pervert suddenly appeared, and he stepped on the rat. , forcing me to leave here with him, otherwise the rats will bite me to death.

I had no choice but to give in. "

Lin Fan guessed whether it was true or not, and finally spread his hands to show that he had finished speaking.

Wang Yanran was even more confused.

She had seen the overturned truck, she had seen a group of inner city soldiers killed by the rat king, and she had seen dead rats.

Everything Lin Fan said... seemed to be true.

Wang Yanran gradually pointed the pistol towards the ground, and looked at Lin Fan with a confused face: "Is this really the case?"

"En!" Lin Fan nodded vigorously.

"No, you lie again!" Wang Yanran shouted suddenly, "Why did you shoot us when we were on 10th Street in the Third District?"

In fact, Wang Yanran couldn't be sure whether the one who fired the gun was Lin Fan, but she wanted to cheat.

Lin Fan suddenly slapped his thigh: "Teacher Yanran, I shot the gun at that time for your own good!"

Wang Yanran: "????"

She was even more confused now, firstly because she didn't think that the one who shot the gun was really Lin Fan, and secondly because she couldn't figure out why Lin Fan shot the gun at that time for her own good.

At that speed, if the driver or the tires were shot, the car would definitely be destroyed!

Seeing Wang Yanran's expression, Lin Fan understood, and quickly explained: "I think you have already guessed that the person who fought with your father is a pervert who wants to be my father. I shot it for your own good. , I don’t want you guys to rush over here. Didn’t you see that he beat your father violently in the end, and even took off his clothes?!
Yanran, think about it carefully, if you rush to the ready and encounter that pervert, what will happen? "

Wang Yanran thought for a while following Lin Fan's train of thought, and instantly shuddered, all over her body getting goosebumps.

Moreover, Wang Yanran finally felt the abnormality of Botong—he...he actually stripped off her father's clothes! !

Really perverted!
Wang Yanran finally figured everything out, looked up at Lin Fan, and said hesitantly, "So... I really blamed you?"

Lin Fan waved his hand suddenly: "It doesn't matter, Teacher Yanran, I don't blame you, you don't know the real situation, who would have thought that I would encounter such a pervert? Even I don't believe it!"

Wang Yanran: "???"

I haven't said I fully trust you, have I?Besides, did I sound like I was apologizing just now? ?
Wang Yanran suddenly felt that Lin Fan was a little shameless.

At this moment, a figure flashed and Botong suddenly came back.

"what?"

Botong first glanced at Wang Yanran in surprise, seeing that she was not hostile, he didn't care.Botong turned to Lin Fan and shook a piece of paper in his hand, "It's done, Wang Pojun promised us a jeep, Lin..."

Lin Fan interrupted him suddenly: "Shut up, shameless old thief!"

(End of this chapter)

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