entertainment teacher

Chapter 142 You Are Such a System

"Is the system... busy?" Fang Jie asked shamelessly.

"Start playing if there is something to do, and leave the court if there is nothing to do!" The system replied with a more majestic voice.

"Is there any way to get money faster!" Fang Jie rubbed his hands and asked.

"Hmm... Are you short of money?" the system asked in surprise.

"Uh-huh!"

"There are three strategies in this system, top, middle and bottom, which one do you want to choose?" The painting style suddenly changed to a strategist holding a lupine.

"Let's listen to the plan!" said the old god Fang Jie.

"Robbing a bank with stockings on your head is the fastest way this system knows to get money, but it's a bit risky..." the system muttered in a low voice.

This is not a bit risky, this is a risky thief... I have never heard of anyone saying that they have successfully robbed a bank in Huaxia, and you are like those relevant departments!

"It's a trick!" Fang Jie said angrily.

"Well, how are your kidneys?" the system asked in a low voice.

"What do you mean by my kidneys? My kidneys are fine. Quickly tell me your trick!" Fang Jie said angrily.

"Ahem... That flower picking under the eastern fence, leisurely seeing Nanshan." The painting style suddenly changed to a poet who recited poems to wine.

"What is picking flowers under the eastern fence, that is picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence! No, chrysanthemum?" Fang Jie had a sudden insight, his eyes were wide open, no wonder this guy asked me if my kidneys were okay!
Fang Jie looked shocked: "I didn't expect you to be such a system!"

"Is it the wrong way for me to open it, or is it the wrong way for you to install it? You have such a system!"

"Ahem..." The debunked system coughed to cover up its embarrassment.

"You actually..."

"Do you still want to listen to this plan?!" Hearing what Fang Jie wanted to say, the angry system quickly interrupted Fang Jie. You didn't ask this system what makes money fast? These things must make money fast. !

"Say!" Fang Jie said seriously, with an extremely sacred look on his face.

"Writing books, publishing songs, live broadcasting...the money comes in faster." The system stammered, it really didn't feel good to be exposed, why did he expose his true colors all at once...

"Which one will work the fastest? You know my current situation. If I can't find any money, I may not even have lunch!" Fang Xie said helplessly.

"According to the host's current reputation, the system recommends a live broadcast, and the system warmly reminds the host to upgrade his Wenzhi rune level as soon as possible to avoid any irreversible situation when upgrading."

"That is to say, I started writing books again?" Fang Jie frowned: "However, I remember that you can buy grades directly with famous teachers!"

Wouldn't it be nice to just spend money to buy the runes back? It's really annoying to hear the system urging me all day long!

Fang Jie directly opened the system mall.

Rune of Text (Second Seal): 500 Master Points

Rune of Text (Third Seal): 1000 Master Points

Rune of Text (Fourth Seal): 2000 Master Points

……

"Reminder: The arrears have not been paid off, and the system does not yet accept credit." The system put Fang Xie in the cold palace with one sentence, and Fang Jie's idea of ​​credit was instantly wiped out.

"Damn it..." Looking at the balance of his famous teacher points: -4120 points, Fang Jie felt a little headache. After getting this system, his famous teacher points didn't seem to have changed much positively, and it has always been negative!

Fang Jie retreated directly from the system space, looked at Li Ruoyu, who was teasing his daughter, and asked, "Daughter-in-law, do you know how to make money by making songs?"

Hearing Fang Jie's words, Li Ruoyu hugged her daughter and walked directly to the rocking chair next to Fang Jie and sat down: "I remember that if you make a song, there should be two ways to make money."

"Well, tell me." Fang Jie nodded.

"The first way is to release an album and release it physically. I think that if you put those songs together and release an album, Xiao Fangzi, you will definitely make a lot of money!" Li Ruoyu said here, and stretched out a He squeezed Fang Xie's small face with one hand, not to mention, Fang Jie's face was smooth and tender, and it felt very good when pinched.

"Don't make trouble, talk about the second one!" Fang Jie held Li Ruoyu's little hand directly to prevent this perverted hand from touching his face.

Just when Fang Jie was waiting for Li Ruoyu to say the second way, two small hands suddenly reached out to Fang Jie's face and squeezed it.

"Wow... my dad's face is so slippery!" Fang Nian exclaimed happily as if he had discovered some new world.

I was really defeated by this mother and daughter...

Fang Xie angrily hugged Fang Nian from Li Ruoyu's arms: "Is it comfortable to pinch?"

"Comfortable!" Fang Nian narrowed his eyes into two crescents, and nodded vigorously.

"Hmph!" Fang Jie squeezed Fang Nian's face back in a grudge, and shouted deliberately: "Wow, the little villain's face is so slippery!"

"Humph!" Fang Nian pinched Fang Jie's nose again unconvinced.

"Hmph, hum!" Fang Jie also pinched Fang Nian's nose.

"Slightly slightly slightly" Fang Nian stretched out his hand, made a grimace and stuck out his tongue: "You are such an adult, you still don't know how to let the children!"

"Humph, little rascal!" Fang Jie said angrily, "I won't tell you any more stories!"

"No, no, my dad is stupid!"

"Why am I so stupid!"

"Uh... I don't know, my dad is a scoundrel anyway!"

"Then sit in daddy's arms obediently, and tell you a story after daddy and mommy finish talking, okay?" Fang Jie said dotingly, and stroked his daughter's hair, thanking the great god who let me travel through time, Meeting such a beautiful you...

"Okay." Fang Nian nodded obediently.

Li Ruoyu stared obsessively at the two people in front of her, probably, this is the life she wants...

"Hello? Are you stupid?" Looking at Li Ruoyu who was in a daze, Fang Jie waved his hand in front of her eyes.

"Ah?!" Li Ruoyu quickly woke up.

"Let's talk about the second type."

"The second way is to publish songs on Tiandao Music Online. Others need seven Tiandao coins to download each time, which is [-] cents, and you will get [-] cents of it."

"Seventy cents? I can still get fifty cents? Is there no one to spread it privately?" Fang Jie thought of the legendary pirated version... On Earth, no matter whether it is a movie, a novel, or a song, it is because there are pirated copies. Existence... alas, let’s not mention it anymore.

"How can there be such a person, how can something that other people have worked so hard to spread without the permission of others!" Li Ruoyu looked at Fang Jie puzzled.

"Um...that's right too." Fang Jie nodded in agreement.

Seeing that the awareness of copyright protection in this world is good, it is said that the awareness of copyright protection in every parallel space is good, but the earth is somewhat unique...

The first thing to do now is to get some money, otherwise we won't even have lunch today.

　The blue sky classmate even gave a reward...

　　I am sorry……

　　
　
(End of this chapter)