entertainment teacher

Chapter 205
The voice of "Gong Xi Fa Cai" resounded throughout the world.

The gloom on everyone's faces was wiped away. When Fang Jie sang for the second time, everyone had a slight smile on their faces. New Year, New Year, just live happily.

"I wish you all a Happy New Year!"

"Fang Jie is here, wishing everyone a happy new year!"

"Fang Jie wishes everyone a new look and a new atmosphere in the new year."

"Congratulations on getting rich, good luck and longevity, prosperous fortune, auspicious stars shining brightly, all wishes come true, smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three goats prospering, peace in four seasons, five blessings coming to the door, success in six and six, seven stars shining brightly, wealth from all directions , ninety-nine concentric, perfect, everything will be fine, happy family!"

Fang Jie said the words of blessing directly and quickly, as if talking about a cross talk.

"Wow, this lip service is really neat!"

"It sounds so exciting!"

"A fan for life, a fan for life!"

"Gong Xi Fa Cai, Gong Xi Fa Cai!"

Fang Zhonghua’s residence.

"You brat! I didn't expect to have such a trick!" Fang Zhonghua said with a smile.

"Stop being a stinky boy and a stinky boy. The child is already so old! You are so old!" Mo Ye scolded with a smile.

"I'm happy, my grandson, whatever you want to say! I haven't blamed him for setting off firecrackers so early!"

……

Fang Zhixing's residence.

"As expected of my son, he has the guts!" Fang Zhixing gave his thumbs up.

"What is your son, that's my son!" Guan Fang pinched Fang Zhixing's ear directly.

"Yes, yes, your son, your son!" Fang Zhixing looked at his wife in pain.

"Sister Fangfang, he's hiding cigarettes again!" said a black and white animal with a cigarette case in its hand.

"Fuck..."

……

"Oh! It's my dad!" Fang Nian looked at the person on the TV and said to his mother excitedly.

"Hmm!" Li Ruoyu rested her head on her daughter's head, looking at the man on TV with blurred eyes.

"When will Dad come back? I'm hungry!" Fang Nian muttered while rubbing his belly.

"Hurry up, mom, there is still a pancake here, let's share it!" Li Ruoyu took out a biscuit and said.

"No, that pancake is so hard!"

"Hey, mom is hungry too!"

"Don't eat, don't eat!"

If Fang Jie sees Li Ruoyu like this, he will probably wonder if he will starve to death if he doesn't come back...

……

"You bastard, let me do all the coolie work, and let me do the limelight!" The fat man said while gnawing on a chicken leg. It's hard for the fat man to gnaw on a chicken leg so early in the morning.

"But this guy's singing is not bad, congratulations on getting rich, I congratulate you on being wonderful..." As he spoke, the fat man started humming.

The camera returns to Fang Jie.

After Fang Xie's New Year's greetings, Fang Xie's figure disappeared from the entire public screen, and the only place where Fang Xie could be seen was Fang Xie's live broadcast room.

At this time, the live broadcast room was already in turmoil.

"Don't think that I will let you go just because you sang such a beautiful song!"

"Hand over the Wangchuan dog thief, and spare you!"

"I congratulate you on getting rich, and I congratulate you on being wonderful!"

"The traitor upstairs!"

"If you sing another good song, we will consider letting you go."

Looking at the words on the public screen, Fang Jie's mouth raised an imperceptible smile.

"Fangzi, all the audio equipment is in place!" Fatty's voice came through the headphones in his ears.

"Everything is ready!" Fang Jie made a gesture.

The rookie team behind them stuffed cotton in their ears.

Fang Jie sneered a few times, and the sound of the sneer directly reached the ears of millions of viewers.

"This guy still dares to sneer?"

"Why am I a little scared when I see his sneer?!"

"This, I have an ominous premonition."

"Me too."

……

In all the frontier cities, all kinds of speakers were placed uniformly, and all the soldiers guarding the city stayed under the city wall, because Fang Xie told these soldiers defending the city through his own relationship that he would have a big impact. action.

"Brother, what do you think Teacher Fang will do?!" asked a soldier watching the live broadcast under the city wall.

"I don't know about this, but it should be amazing!" The eldest brother replied.

"It's already dawn, and it's time for us to pick up our weapons and get ready to play!"

"Wait!" The eldest brother suddenly heard an unusual voice.

On the city wall, Fatty arranged for people to directly adjust the sound of the speakers to the maximum, and placed a huge ring-shaped speaker in front of each speaker.

At this time, the song rune in Fang Jie's body jumped instantly, and the sneer at the corner of Fang Jie's mouth has not dissipated, Nian Beast?Afraid of the sound of firecrackers?Hehehe...

"Ah oh

ah oh eh

ah hiss ah hiss
ah blah blah blah

ahhhhhhhhhhh
ah oh
ah oh eh

ah hiss ah hiss
ah blah blah blah

Ahhhhhhhhhh..."

That's right, it's the legendary Divine Comedy "Uneasy". After listening to this song once, you will think that the singer is going to sing randomly. After listening to it twice, you will feel that your random singing is better than this. Listen to it a few more times A few times, you will feel like the whole world has abandoned you, a few more times... Congratulations, you are insane.

A huge sound of anxiety was transmitted through the live broadcast room, and the sound of the Divine Comedy resounded in all the frontiers.

Through the huge sound system and the expansion of the horn, the sound wave directly spread towards the monster beast that was approaching rapidly.

The monster beasts that rushed the fastest suddenly felt their blood speeding up rapidly, and their whole heart seemed to be suffocated. In an instant, the blood flowed backwards and rushed into the brain... The monster beasts that rushed the fastest foamed at the mouth. He fell straight to the ground.

"This sound?! Turn it off...turn it off!"

"Damn it, this guy is stepping on the horse to get revenge, revenge!"

"Fortunately, I immediately adjusted the volume to the minimum."

"I feel bad all over."

"My brother was just sent to the hospital..."

"Call 120 for me, I can't hold on anymore!"

The sound of uneasiness echoed through the entire live broadcast room, and millions of people instantly felt that their breathing was a little difficult... With difficulty, they lowered the sound in the live broadcast room to the minimum, and then they regained their breath.

frontier.

The species that can fly among the monster beasts jumped up. Looking at the empty city wall, a trace of bloodthirsty light flashed in the eyes of all the flying monster beasts.

"Ah oh"

"Ahhhh"

……

The sound wave rushed past, and all the flying monsters felt as if the air around their bodies had been emptied, and their bodies were out of their control until they fell downwards.

And the monster flying from behind didn't understand what happened, looked at the same kind that fell in front, and yelled a few times, as if laughing at it.

When Fang Jie's "Oh" swept across, all the monsters seemed to have their heads hit by a giant hammer...

(End of this chapter)