My desert island eating chicken system

Chapter 1 Plane Crash Skydiving, Bro?

Luo Yang was sitting on his way to North America at the moment. As a Chinese fanboy, although he couldn't say he was the ultimate Weisuo, he still had the essence of Weisuo.

This is a business plane used by the company, and Luo Yang is just a technician.

The company needed to send him to North America to manage a project, so Luo Yang had no choice but to board the plane to North America.

In the plane, everyone was seriously looking at technical reports, or famous books, but Luo Yang was concentrating on his mobile phone screen.

"Assemble, come to me!"

Such a voice came from his mobile phone, and the volume was turned up very loudly.

At this moment, Luo Yang focused on looking at the scope on the screen, looking for the figure of the enemy.

"Hey hey, I saw you."

Open the mirror and shoot, AWM blasts the bloody enemy on the opposite side with one shot.

"Boy, don't run away" eliminated "your grandma's legs"

Seeing this, a smile appeared on the corner of Luo Yang's mouth.Xiao Mian fights with me!

At this moment, it was displayed on the upper left of the screen that Luo Yang had already killed nine people.

"Hi, Luo, lower your voice." An American next to him said to Luo Yang with a displeased face.

Luo Yang was about to eat chicken, so he said nervously to everyone, "Wait a while, I'll eat chicken right away."

At this moment, the plane suddenly sounded a siren, which seemed to be affected by some weather conditions.

"Passengers, please don't panic. Please return to your seat, fasten your seat belt, and put away the small bench."

Luo Yang was speechless after hearing the captain's words. The captain of this company really loves to make trouble. How long has it been since he was still making fun of himself? Brother, this is in the sky.

Letting go of the uneasiness in his heart, Luo Yang picked up the mobile phone in his hand and continued lying on the ground to be his Voldemort.

Who cares about him, if he wants to die, he will die together.Didn't it say on the Internet that the plane is the safest means of transportation, not one of them.

Besides, judging from the captain's tone, it's not a big deal.

Suddenly, the plane trembled violently, Luo Yang hurriedly put the phone back, this is what you said don't panic, who can not panic.

Luo Yang was also in a panic at the moment, looking out the window, it turned out to be a fog.

What a fart!

"Passengers, please prepare the landing bag after the seat. This flight is coming to an end here. Prepare to skydive!" At the end, the captain roared directly, which was really unbearable.

"The plane is about to crash, get ready to skydive!" Luo Yang was speechless for a while, and was about to cry, it's fucking time, and he's still making trouble!
Luo Yang was not far from the cockpit. He suddenly saw a fat man holding a yellow landing bag outside the cockpit and putting it on his back.

Grandma has a leg, isn't this the captain!

The plane is going to explode!

Luo Yang was startled and quickly put on the landing bag.It's really okay this time!
Luo Yang ran to the captain, Lao Wang, what the hell is going on with you, because the two have been friends for many years, Luo Yang asked directly.

"You ask me, who do I ask, I flew directly to the Bermuda Triangle. The flight path is too fucking bad, don't talk about it, now it's automatic navigation, get ready to skydive."

The captain said to Luo Yang with a weisuuo face, no matter how you look at it, you don't look like a captain, shouldn't the captain be the last one to live and die with the plane?
A group of people on the plane panicked, no matter how it goes, something went wrong.

Luo Yang and the captain walked out of the plane door, staring at each other.

"Open?" Luo Yang asked.

"Well, let's go." The captain stared at him and nodded seriously.

"Who drives?"

"you drive."

"Why don't you open it"

"It's better for you to drive."

"Let's drive together." Luo Yang said.

"Okay, let's go together." The captain said.

"Three Two Ones"

"Why don't you do it?" Luo Yang said.

"Why don't you do it?" the captain said wretchedly.

The two of them smiled awkwardly at the same time.

"open together"

"Three Two Ones"

"Hand shaking," the captain said with a smile.

"My eyes are cramped." Luo Yang said more innocently.

"Come again."

"Three two one open!"

The door opened wide, and a gust of air blew in. Immediately, everyone on the plane felt cold and lack of oxygen.

Everyone else looked at Luo Yang and the captain nervously, what should they do?Really skydive?

Luo Yang and the captain stared again.

"Skydiving? Dude."

"Jump!"

"You jump first, I'll help you hold the door." Luo Yang said sincerely.

"You jump first, I'm the captain, I'll watch you jump." Lao Wang returned with a selfless face.

"You've contributed so much, you should jump first."

"No, no, no, serve the people!"

"A loss is a blessing, you dance first."

"You first"

Luo Yang kicked his ass and kicked him down, before he could finish his sentence.

"Too much bullshit."

Luo Yang watched Lao Wang jump down. After a while, a small mushroom appeared in the air. Luo Yang breathed a sigh of relief. According to his years of experience in eating chicken, it was definitely a parachute.

Luo Yang didn't hesitate anymore, he took a few steps back, wanting to jump down with a handsome posture.

Take a deep breath.

"Hoo hoo"

Jump!
With a sprained foot, Luo Yang fell directly at the door of the plane.

"Your uncle!" Everyone only heard Luo Yang's last roar.

After a while, everyone watched another small mushroom appear in the sky.

Then, one after another, more small mushrooms appeared in the sky.There were 200 people on the plane, and all of them parachuted successfully. Fortunately, everyone on this plane was equipped with a parachute, otherwise I don’t know what would have happened.

Flowers blossomed in the sky, and one person gradually fell down and disappeared into the mist.

And the plane flew forward all the way, and no one could see any shadow anymore.

Luo Yang held the handle with both hands to control the parachute. Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running? Luo Yang quickly mastered the method of controlling the direction of the parachute.

He flew to the bottom of the mushroom, which was the direction of the captain. He was unfamiliar with the place, so it should be the wisest choice to follow the captain, Luo Yang thought in his heart.

Looking behind him, in the sky, mushrooms bloomed one by one, which was quite spectacular, but Luo Yang also saw some people's parachutes tangled together.

"Oh, it's dangerous." Luo Yang sighed in his heart, but he didn't have the ability to take care of it, so he saved his life first.

Suddenly, Luo Yang saw, in the sky, a person who was not fully driven fell down. Although the speed was not very fast, it was also very dangerous.

"If this is eating chicken, it will definitely lose blood."

Taking a closer look, isn't this the little medical nurse Chen Yuhan?

Luo Yang still felt a little sad in his heart, after all, this chick looks good, but who can save who in this situation.

Looking up again, Chen Yuhan actually floated towards him.

"You are a fairy, it's not good to drag that person, you have to drag me to die together." Luo Yang desperately controlled the parachute and flew to the side.

But Chen Yuhan's parachute seemed to be equipped with a navigation system. Wherever Luo Yang flew, it would fly there.

"Dead" Luo Yang's mouth was bitter.

　The punctuation mark is an upload error. I have tried it. It is normal when the code word is uploaded, but there is a little deviation in the quotation mark when uploading to the interface.Also, some people asked me about whether the plane has WIFI. I want to say that everyone should keep pace with the times. The plane has already had WIFI. This has been realized a long time ago. It may be that the news in China has not been supported yet, but it does not mean that it is not available, it can only be said that it is rare in China. Moreover, although this novel does not seem to be too rigorous, but after reading it, it will give it a reasonable explanation. Because it is a supernatural novel, so there will not be so many realistic and rational things. If someone really says that it does not conform to the laws of reality, please turn to literary classics. Let’s talk about literary classics, and there are also myths and strange ones. Everyone It's all justified. Please watch the officials and see how I can justify mine.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)