The strongest martial arts system

Chapter 3 is just random pointers

Chapter 3 is just random pointers
Qingyun County Public Security Bureau interrogation room.

"I said you liars, you have so many tricks."

In a small room with dim lights, a middle-aged man in a police uniform sat on the desk, looked lazily at Gu Yan, and said slowly: "Amazing bones? Talented? There are many practitioners at the foot of Qingyun Mountain. You came here to cheat?"

"I told you, I'm not a liar. I just came down from Qingyun Mountain today!" Gu Yan said helplessly.

"What's wrong? People on the mountain are not easy to cheat?" The policeman snorted coldly, and said, "I said you don't have a brain for being a liar. There are martial arts gyms that have been around for a century on the mountain. Where do you accept apprentices? Are you Are you throwing a big ax in front of Lu Ban's door, and throwing stones at your feet?"

"I am Qing..."

Gu Yan originally reported the Qingyun Martial Arts House number to the police, but after thinking about it, he no longer has anything to do with the Qingyun Martial Arts House, and his appearance would actually bring trouble to the Qingyun Martial Arts House, so he abruptly moved the part of his lips The words swallowed back.

"What is it? Tell me?" The policeman refused to let go, and said, "It's all here, why are you still lying?"

Hearing what the police uncle said, Gu Yan blinked angrily, and stopped talking.

"Okay, let's be honest. Get over it early, and we can all go to sleep. It's getting late, don't waste time." The police uncle said.

"Explain? Explain what?" Gu Yan raised his head and asked.

"Tell me your motive for committing the crime, do you have any accomplices, and a detailed criminal history. I think you are probably a pyramid scheme?"

"I didn't commit a crime! It's not a pyramid scheme."

Hearing Gu Yan's words, the policeman thumped the table, threw away three pages of A4 paper, and said angrily, "I said boy, why don't you take the hard way? I have three statements in my hand, all of which are from you. It’s a set of rhetoric. The other two belong to the same pyramid scheme organization, and I have never heard of such a clumsy deception.”

Gu Yan let out a long breath, and said helplessly: "Uncle, I'm really not a liar, I just found a suitable young man to teach him some martial arts."

"Teaching martial arts? Do you have a martial arts certificate? Do you have an agreement with a martial arts school?"

"Martial artist qualification certificate? I don't have one. I just plan to become a martial artist today, and I don't understand the market!" Gu Yan said, "But I have a junior apprenticeship certificate."

Hearing Gu Yan's words, the police uncle actually laughed and said: "Hahaha, kid. I can understand that you have a heart to be a martial artist, but you want to be a teacher as a junior apprentice. I should say you have ideals." , or that there is something wrong with your head."

"Uncle, it's not what you think. I have been a junior apprentice for more than ten years, so there is no problem."

"Pfft hahahaha..."

Looking at the policeman who was leaning back and forth, Gu Yan also smiled awkwardly.

"Pfft, cough cough, sorry." The police uncle said with internal pain: "Okay, kid. With your IQ, it is impossible for criminal gangs to take you in. It is estimated that your colleagues will be able to find out your true identity after pulling out your personal information." Yes, but you accept apprentices privately without a trainer qualification certificate, and you will be fined 2000."

Looking at the police uncle in front of him writing the inquiry record, Gu Yan squinted his eyes, ignored the other party's words, and asked softly, "Uncle, how long have you been practicing Crane Fist?"

Gu Yan's words directly made the uncle's pen stop in mid-air, and he looked at Gu Yan with an incredulous look.

"If I'm right, I've practiced for almost 20 years!" Seeing the uncle's reaction, Gu Yan knew something was going on, and then said with confidence: "Do you always feel that your boxing skills are not smooth enough, and your left shoulder hurts in the middle of the night? .That's a symptom of slow-moving frozen shoulder!"

Speaking of this, the uncle's eyes have changed from weird to surprised.

This young man with a lower IQ in front of him can actually explain his boxing skills and problems in one sentence?
"How do you know that I am practicing Crane Fist? Are you a master of Crane Fist?" the uncle asked nervously.

"A master? It doesn't count! But when you write with your arms spread out, you can see the posture of the Crane Fist at a glance. If you don't practice all the year round, you won't know how to write with this posture."

Just kidding, do I have to tell you that I have a perverted system in my head?It integrates thousands of martial arts and different martial arts, such as Tianma Meteor Boxing and Turtle Style Qigong.Did you open my head every minute?

"Expert, I didn't expect you to be an expert at such a young age." The uncle said excitedly: "To tell you the truth, I haven't made any progress in my crane-shaped boxing for more than ten years. I have visited famous teachers, but I can't find it. Where is the problem?"

"I don't even know where such an obvious problem is?" Gu Yan was stunned, but he could see through it at a glance.

Thanks to the system, I have long been proficient in a hundred schools of martial arts, as well as various "different martial arts".It is no longer the stage of watching the excitement, what we are watching now is the doorway!
"Do you know what's wrong with me?" the policeman said in shock as he took the case.

"Of course, the problem lies in your left arm." Gu Yan said: "When you are punching, the strength of your left hand is a little weak, so you will deliberately use more strength. But this just causes your hand to be slightly tilted. If you turn it outward, your breath will not circulate smoothly, and it will also be a burden to your left arm!"

"That's right, you are really a master!" Unknowingly, the police uncle has used honorifics, and said: "My left arm was injured once, but I never took it seriously. It turns out that I practice Crane Boxing It's because of this reason that I don't come home!"

While the policeman was very excited, a man of similar age opened the door and said: "Old Wang, the chief's phone number!"

"Okay." The police uncle agreed, then turned his head and said, "Master, wait for me, I'll be back soon."

After saying that, he hurriedly walked out the door and sprayed spit foam at the knocker excitedly.

But Gu Yan, who said he was unlucky, couldn't help shaking his head and sighing, he didn't know which god he had offended, why everything went wrong.

Why can an ordinary police uncle meet himself and get a point?

While complaining, the people in the interrogation room were suddenly pushed away by a small gap.A black and beautiful ponytail was thrown in strangely.

Immediately, he stared at Gu Yan with big sharp eyes and kept looking at Gu Yan.

The girl is about 18 or 9 years old, and her cheerful and outgoing personality can be seen at a glance.

Dressed in military uniform, his heroic appearance makes people feel like a spring breeze.

"Are you the one who engages in pyramid schemes?" As soon as he opened his mouth, a vibrant, flexible voice came out.

The voice is so sunny, but why are the words so dark?
I was directly convicted, and the crime was not small.

"Sister, I really don't have a pyramid scheme!" Gu Yan said helplessly.

"Bah! Who are you calling big sister?" The girl smiled and spat without getting angry, and said, "I heard that you are a master of Crane Boxing? Do you know other boxing techniques?"

"It's not easy for a person to be proficient in one kind of boxing for a lifetime. You are also a practicing family, so you don't know this truth!" Gu Yan directly denied that this tree will attract wind when it grows big.

I don't have much ability now, and I still have a treasure trove of martial arts stored in my head.If this is not low-key, it is estimated that someone will be watching in two days.

What if someone robs me of Kamehae Qigong's practice method?

"Actually, Uncle Wang and I belong to the same family of boxing!" The girl didn't seem to care if Gu Yan knew it, and continued, "I'll show you my starting move and see if you can guess it!"

After saying that, the girl put her left hand in a hug position, took a step forward with her left foot, and followed closely with her right foot.

In an instant, he rushed forward half a step, with great momentum, although it didn't seem to be standard, but it always gave Gu Yan a sense of everyone's demeanor!

"Is this... half-step Bengquan?"

 Different martial arts: martial arts that did not exist in the era of the protagonist, all kinds of two-dimensional, martial arts, and unconstrained martial arts, such as: Tianma Meteor Fist, Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, Dugu Nine Swords, Kaiwang Fist, Kamepai Qigong... too too much.

  PS: Recommend a friend's new book "Scumbag Detection System"

  


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