City One Punch Super God

Chapter 118

However, compared with Zhang Youxuan, her homeroom teacher, Han Xue is still a bit behind in temperament and beauty.But it's not a big deal, they are all beauties, each with its own merits.

"Oh, I think you don't cry when you see the coffin? Well, since everyone wants to know, then I'll waste everyone's time and chatter a few words."

Chen Xiaoxiu thought for a while and said: "Actually, this matter is very simple. What I said to Zhou Xiaomei just now, I also said to the children who have been on stage, so the children can answer your questions for me."

Principal Qian and the others looked at each other, and then waited for Chen Xiaoxiu's next words.

Speaking of this, he looked at all the children who had just been on stage, and said with a smile: "Children, tell the teacher and classmates who have never heard of the joke I told you just now that made you laugh out loud." Let's talk about it!"

The teachers, Principal Qian and others on the stage all pricked up their ears. To be honest, they also wanted to hear what Chen Xiaoxiu just said, which made the students so happy.Of course, Li Xiulan was among them.

Those children who had heard Chen Xiaoxiu tell a joke looked at each other one by one, and then all looked at Li Xiulan with uncontrollable smiles.

Li Xiulan just had a confused look on her face, thinking to herself, why are you looking at me smiling? Could it be that I am surprisingly beautiful today?
When the children saw Li Xiulan's shy expression, almost half of the students turned from laughing to crying. The main reason was that Li Xiulan was not only fat and fat, but also bad-looking.Imagine putting on that shy little bird in front of you... It's scary to think about it.

So those students resisted the urge to cry, and said in unison: "This big brother just told us,
Li Xiulan is a big fat pig! "

"what?"

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ~"

...

Those who didn't hear Chen Xiaoxiu's joke were obviously stunned for a moment when the children finished speaking, and then reacted, the audience erupted into thunderous laughter.

What Chen Xiaoxiu couldn't accept the most was Principal Qian and several school leaders above. They were already squatting on the ground with joy, and Principal Qian was the first to bear the brunt of it.

Fortunately, there were many people standing on the rostrum, otherwise the headmaster Qian would have to roll down the steps on the rostrum.

Chen Xiaoxiu scratched her head, looking at the gloomy figure of Li Xiulan below.I couldn't help thinking of a roast suckling pig.

What I said was the truth, and I don't know what's funny.

Everyone burst into laughter, and some mocked Li Xiulan who had already lost face to her grandma's house.

"You...you...you...you despicable..." Li Xiulan pointed at the mysterious man above for a while, but the words she couldn't make up were mercilessly drowned out by the laughter of the crowd.

It was a foregone conclusion that she would be expelled, so what's the point of the man continuing to call the next class to come up, Li Xiulan sighed, but stopped refuting.

When everyone's laughter finally gradually became smaller and finally stopped, Chen Xiaoxiu said: "Okay, Director Li, you said that you are willing to accept the bet. Then you also know what to do next, right?"

Li Xiulan covered her face decadently, and walked onto the stage in a daze under the eyes of everyone.

After everyone was puzzled, Chen Xiaoxiu and the leaders picked up the microphone under the clear eyes.

"plum…"

Looking at the former colleagues or subordinates on and off the stage, she couldn't say those words.But he turned his head to look at the serious eyes of Principal Qian and the others.

Li Xiulan finally gritted her teeth and said, "Li Xiulan... Li Xiulan is a big fat pig!"

Following Li Xiulan's own admission, all the teachers and students in the audience were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter again.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the temporary task 19, the task of slapping Li Xiulan in the face

Reward all attributes plus 1"

Chen Xiaoxiu smiled, looking at Li Xiulan's expression below.

Li Xiulan didn't even dare to look at the expressions of the people below, she just stepped off the stage in despair, and ran towards the school gate without looking back.

"Hey! Director Li! I will fax you the statement of dismissal!"

Principal Qian looked at Li Xiulan's disappearing back, and his smiling face finally turned serious. He looked at Chen Xiaoxiu and murmured, "Although Director Li is more powerful and likes to flatter his superiors, he does a good job. .This time she was fired, I don’t know who else can take on the job.”

Chen Xiaoxiu smiled, then casually glanced at Han Xue who was still standing beside her, and said calmly, "Do you want to be the director?"

"what?"

...

Chen Xiaoxiu hummed "I Have a Little Donkey". On the way home, she casually bought some vegetables at the nearby vegetable market. During the process, she did not forget to bargain with the aunt who bought the vegetables.

Although Aunt Fang Jie gave herself 100 million because of Yunan's affairs, and then threw away 50 to her parents, and Chen Xiaoxiu still has 50 on her, but in Chen Xiaoxiu's view, no matter how much money she has, she still has to pay for it. Save on flowering.

And it was also time to start a business that he had already thought about, so thinking about it, Chen Xiaoxiu wandered back home.

On the golf course outside Xiangshan Villa in H City, four elderly people are playing golf comfortably.

An old man with a cockscomb head hit a shot and said angrily: "This time I must hit an eagle."

"Old Lin, you are already at the bottom of this last round. Even if you hit an eagle, you are only second to last." The bald and fat old man beside Ji Guantou said with a smile.

"Old Sun is right. Old Lin, I am willing to admit defeat. Today's drink, you have ordered it." A white-haired old man with pigtails said with a smile.

His smile once again showed his big gold teeth.

The last old man dressed in ancient costume with white hair and beard just smiled and did not speak.

"I said Old Hua, why don't you talk?" the old man with white braids and big gold teeth asked suspiciously while looking at the old man in ancient costume.

The old man in ancient costume showed a confident smile, and his platinum teeth were unmistakable: "Old Xu, I am No.1, even if Lao Lin hits an eagle, it will not pose any threat to me, but you, a local rich man, are in danger. "

"Impossible, as for that stinky old Lin, if he can hit an eagle, I will cover all the drinks for this week!" Old Xu bowed repeatedly, his golden teeth shining brightly when he spoke.

The bald, fat old man and the old man in ancient costume both smiled, and then looked at Old Lintou.

Old Lintou touched his cockscomb, stared at Old Xutou and said angrily: "Grandma, you're a bitch! If I make an eagle, I'll pull out your gold teeth!"

Old Xu smiled brightly with golden teeth and said: "Hey hey, if you like it, it's okay to pick it up and give it to you. It just so happened that I fell in love with a mouthful of 88K gold teeth, so it's time to change it."

Hearing the words, Old Lintou disapproved and snorted coldly: "Old Xutou, you are really catchy and bragging! It's 88K gold, 24K is already pure gold, did you invent it?"

(End of this chapter)