City One Punch Super God

Chapter 25 The corpse is deceived!
Hearing this, Chen Xiaoxiu nodded, and then quickly walked towards the black wooden coffin.

When he came close to the black wooden coffin, Xiaoxiu's entire soul sank directly into the coffin, and Xiao Pao, who had been following him all along, also sank into the coffin at the same time as Chen Xiaoxiu.

"The auspicious time has come, and the music is playing. May the dead rest in peace." Mr. Yin Yang, who presided over the funeral, looked at the time and then raised his voice.

"Fucking child, don't cry, the child is going to be buried in the ground, what is this in the wind and rain, don't ask if you wipe away your tears, we will send the child off!"

Ma Dongmei hummed lightly, and just as she took a step forward, the funeral music rang out.

"Finally you became someone else's mistress!
I also know it's not because of love!

... "

"@!/#?"

When hearing this song, everyone present was stunned instantly.For a while, no one raised a voice to remind them, and they all listened to this music like petrified.

"Which son of a bitch played the song! Let him out and I promise not to kill him!"

Chen Haonan, who was the first to react, was already furious at this moment, with a gloomy and scary face.

It doesn't matter what he said, the music of Xiaosan didn't stop, and the music was even louder, Chen Haonan gritted his teeth in anger, Mr. Yin Yang saw this, and ran directly to the place where the music was played.

After all, he presided over the funeral. If something goes wrong, wouldn't it be a smashing of his own signboard?

Not long after Mr. Yin Yang passed by, the music turned into funeral music, and Chen Haonan's mood eased a lot, but he was very blocked, thinking that he didn't read the almanac when he went out today?Why are you so unlucky!

After a while, Mr. Yin Yang came over with a embarrassed look on his face.

Chen Haonan asked with some doubts: "Sir, what happened?"

Mr. Yin Yang heard Chen Haonan's words, and said with some embarrassment: "Mr. Chen, I'm really sorry, the person who played the music was scared by you and ran away. When I passed, I only saw the note he left. "

Chen Haonan took the note from Mr. Yin Yang, and when he saw what was written on it, he couldn't help it immediately: "My grandma has given birth, and I have to rush back to deliver the baby, please don't miss me, my employer, okay! (●●) "

"What are you?" Chen Haonan tore the note to pieces, and a wave of old men scattered flowers.

Mr. Yin Yang saw that Chen Haonan was very angry, so he comforted him: "Mr. Chen, don't be angry, maybe the grandma who plays music is really going to give birth. We should congratulate his grandma!"

Hearing this, Chen Haonan really wanted to go up and give Mr. Yin Yang a combined punch, this bastard's words are too irritating!

"Okay, Mr. Chen, let the coffin bearer carry the coffin!"

Mr. Yin Yang subconsciously looked at Chen Haonan's clenched fists and the expression that was close to the Powerpuff Girls' transformation, then quickly changed the subject, and then ignored Chen Haonan's fierce stare at him, and said, "Who is that?" , so-and-so, come and carry the coffin!"

"I'm coming!"

The four bearded, dark-looking and muscular men responded with a loud stride towards the coffin.

A burly man with a sky-high tie and bare feet walked up to the coffin first, and was about to lift a corner of the coffin.

He heard a man's ecstasy voice in his ear: "help~"

"What...what's the joke??"

The big man was obviously taken aback when he heard the ecstasy voice, he looked around with some uncertainty and thought in his heart: "Could it be that I'm hallucinating..."

Just as the big man was thinking like this, the other three big guys also came over, without a word of exchange, one of the three big guys raised a corner tacitly.

The stupefied big man saw his companion coming, so he didn't take what happened just now to his heart, and continued to carry the corner of the coffin on his side. Following Mr. Yin Yang's order, the four of them slowly lifted the coffin up .

"help~"

As soon as the four people lifted the coffin, they heard a faint male voice.The four coffin bearers met their eyes and nodded.

The tacit understanding over the years made them know that they all heard this faint voice.

Because the sound of mourning and music was extremely loud, the people below the altar could not hear the sound. Mr. Yin Yang saw the four coffin bearers still standing there motionless, so he subconsciously looked at Chen Haonan who was a few meters away behind him. face.

Chen Haonan had a gloomy face, and at the same time, he took a brick with his right hand from nowhere, and closed one eye at the same time, Nima was aiming at Mr. Yin Yang with the brick.

Mr. Yin Yang thought to himself, my sister, I am provoking someone. If the employer beats me up, I will pay for it myself and report it to the police station. I will also be criticized and educated by the police for propagating feudal superstition.

"Guys, what are you still doing stupidly, hurry up and carry the coffin away!"

Hearing Mr. Yin Yang's order, the four of them were obviously taken aback for a moment, and then quickly lifted the coffin, but this time, the four of them paid attention to where the vague voice came from. .

"Don't go away~ It's so dark here, I'm so scared~"

Just when the four of them carried the coffin and walked five or six steps, they suddenly heard that indistinct voice again, and...it seemed to come from inside the coffin...

Potatoes, tomatoes, I add three tablespoons of sugar is tricky, can you stop making such a joke.Among the four coffin bearers, the one with the fiercest appearance was a big bearded man with a sky-high tie, and his legs were trembling a little.

As for the other people's faces, their expressions were not much better. As a coffin bearer, the most taboo thing is to talk while carrying the coffin of the deceased. Not only does it mean disrespect to the deceased, but it is also very likely to be targeted by ghosts. From now on Bad luck, everything goes wrong.

Therefore, although the four people were frightened, none of them dared to speak out, for fear of disturbing the deceased, it would be unlucky to be targeted again.

"Guys, do you dare to put down the coffin, I'm a little dizzy~"

The coffin bearers stopped again, their faces were as pale as paper, and the hands that carried the coffin were trembling uncontrollably.At a loss.

"...grunt"

The tall man with a tall beard swallowed his throat, and looked at the black wooden coffin in horror.

Unexpectedly, there was another voice coming from the black wooden coffin, and this time the voice was directed at the tall man soaring to the sky.

"What are you looking at? Hurry up and open the coffin for me, and believe it or not, I'll pick your eyeballs."

"Mamma Mia! It's a corpse!"

The soaring man couldn't bear it anymore, and let go of the hand that was carrying a corner of the coffin.Run away in a flash!

The other three big men ran away when they saw the soaring gun, no matter what taboo or not, they threw down the coffin and ran as fast as they could, shouting non-stop.

"Run! It's a scam! The corpse in the coffin can talk!"

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