City One Punch Super God

Chapter 36

"Fan Jian! Let me go, I will discuss with this old man how to use bricks."

"What are you talking about?" Old Li curled his lips, as if Chen Xiaoxiu wasn't the one who wanted to chop, "Isn't it just slapping, smashing, hustling, throwing, chopping? It's as if no one knows!"

Chen Xiaoxiu was so angry, when she was just about to use the fourth style of brick throwing that the old man said, the trick.Suddenly, a system beep was heard.

“+1+2+3+5+1…”

Chen Xiaoxiu was a little puzzled, why did she get the ignorance point for no reason, there was only one possibility, that was the ignorance of those onlookers.Then he looked suspiciously at the person who was still watching.

Why do these people look at the fainted child and Fang Jie in the middle now?Du Nima looked at herself with burning eyes.

"Uh... Hello everyone!" Chen Xiaoxiu waved to passers-by awkwardly, her eyes bent into crescent moons, and she smiled what she thought was very warm.

Immediately, everyone ran away in a hurry.The mouth is chattering.

"Oh my god! It's daytime to hell!"

"Run!"

...

Chen Xiaoxiu looked at the disappearing crowd, with a self-deprecating smile on the corner of her mouth.

I'm black and I'm ugly, but is it my fault?
"Lu Yu... If I have a chance, I will definitely ask you to understand."

Stupid Chen Xiaoxiu naively thought that if he asked someone behind the scenes, would he admit it?What a naive young man.

After Chen Xiaoxiu thought about it, she was pleasantly surprised to find that there was still a person on the other side, and she was a beautiful woman.

At this moment, I am staring at myself in a daze, whoops, so shy...

"Ahem, girl, they were scared away when they saw my appearance, why didn't you run away?"

Chen Xiaoxiu made an expression of a thinker, and said in a very gentle tone.

The beauty burst into tears when she heard the words, choked up and said, "I... woo... I want to... blah blah blah... I want to run too, but... woo but my legs are numb and I can't run 555~"

"Hahaha, little bastard, you see that you scare the girl. In the future, like this guy said, wear a mask when you go out!"

Old Li is grinning and dismissing Chen Xiaoxiu with a gloomy face. Don't say that although this old man has no teeth, he can speak clearly, but he can hear his words clearly.

Fan Jian waved his hands quickly when he heard Old Li's words: "Oh, sir, you're completely split. I asked my elder brother to wear a hood, not a mask. Besides, my elder brother's mask can't hide his ugliness. It's such an ugly face. Hahahaha, are you joking or not?"

"Hohohahaha~" Old Li also laughed.

Chen Xiaoxiu was stunned, one of them smiled like Song Xiaobao, the other Zhang Xiaofeng, your sister, you two came here to play a sketch?
Chen Xiaoxiu looked at the brick in her hand, then at Song Xiaobao who was laughing so hard...ah no...it was Fan Jian.

Chen Xiaoxiu pointed at Fan Jian, bent backward 30 degrees, and lifted the brick with his right hand backwards.

What is he doing?He is going to perform the sixth form of the brick magic skill that Lao Li didn't talk about just now: swing the brick!

Chen Xiaoxiu had already done this move, and the moment she was about to pick up the brick, Fang Jie shouted: "Stop! Can you stop making trouble! My child is unconscious, and you are still in the mood What a mess! Do you have any humanity!"

Chen Xiaoxiu was frightened by Fang Jie's yell from the little girl who was holding her, and said with a mournful face, "Sister, it's most taboo to stop when you're swinging bricks! It's easy to protrude the waist disc!"

"From Fang Jie's ignorance point +1"

Fan Jian patted Chen Xiaoxiu on the shoulder and said, "Comrade Chen Xiaoxiu, sit down and calm down first, and don't hit the old man again. I'll go talk to that lesbian."

Chen Xiaoxiu curled her lips, thinking that I prepared this for you, you know.

Of course, Fan Jian didn't know what Chen Xiaoxiu was thinking, so he walked up to Fang Jie, who was staring at the three of them viciously, and said, "This eldest sister, what's your name?"

The beauty was furious at Fan Jian's words: "Am I that old!"

Fan Jian heard the words and murmured softly: "I have children and want to be a young lady..."

"you you you you!"

The beauty listened to Fan Jian's words sincerely, and immediately blushed like blood.He stammered for a while.

"Okay, beauty, don't be angry. You said that if you get angry again, you won't be killed or killed."

The beautiful girl was so stunned by Fan Jian that she couldn't hear any good words for a while.

Chen Xiaoxiu, who had been watching the situation, had nothing to do with Fan Jian.

Your sister, what idiom is this used? The Chinese teacher was taught by the anatomy teacher, right?

Chen Xiaoxiu was thinking bitterly: "Hey, there are strong players in the strong, and there is a mountain as high as a mountain. Fan Jian! You are the legendary god who kills people and doesn't pay for life!"

"Okay, beauty, let's stop making trouble." Fan Jian smiled and rubbed his hands: "What's the matter with this little girl? Why is she still lying here for a long time? Is this a nap or something?"

Fang Jie was taken aback when she heard the words, and then she saw the little girl lying unconscious on the ground, and she was in a daze.

Just now, he was so busy arguing with Fan Jian that he threw the little girl in his arms to the ground.Fortunately, this little girl is seven or eight years old.Otherwise, if he is as old as Adou in the Three Kingdoms, he will smash his brains and fart.

Fang Jie anxiously ran to the little girl's side, hugged the little girl, and said in a pitiful voice, "Yuyou...you wake up, Yoyo, it's all mother's fault... Mom promised to take you to the amusement park, okay? Hurry up Wake up!"

Fan Jian crossed his arms: "Beauty, haven't you already hit 120? It should be here soon. Don't worry. Besides, the reward for the amusement park you just mentioned, hehehe... I am so excited, if the little girl If you can hear it, you will definitely wake up immediately."

"Can't you be anxious... If your child faints suddenly, wouldn't you be anxious?" Fang Jie said with a tearful voice.

Fan Jianwen smiled mysteriously after hearing this: "Hey, beauty, let me tell you a secret, I will only tell you this matter!"

When Fan Jian said this, he looked around nervously, and then suddenly raised his voice a few decibels higher than usual: "I'm a single nobleman!! No children!! Hahahaha!"

Chen Xiaoxiu, Lao Li Tou, and Fang Jie looked at each other with understanding, and they each saw something in each other's eyes.

Is this a joke sent by a monkey!What the hell is looking around? If you don't want to be heard by others, why did you shout it so loudly at the end?

For example, the decibel of Fan Jian's voice just now is about the same as the decibel of the lion's roar of the charter woman in "Kung Fu".

　How about some recommended tickets?
　　


(End of this chapter)