City One Punch Super God

Chapter 41 Cross talk in the bus?
"Two... couple?" Hearing Fan Jian's words, the big man was also taken aback.

Immediately, Du Qiyan, the tiger girl, yelled: "Brother, don't listen to that saber mantis bragging, we are not a couple! Come and save me, brother~"

"Okay, how dare you lie to me!" the big man said angrily to Fan Jian.

"Brother, I didn't lie to you." Fan Jian had an innocent expression on his face, and said it as if it were the truth: "Brother, you heard it just now, my unruly sister-in-law called me by my nickname, I am a prodigal Sister-in-law, you are looking for a little boy outside behind my elder brother's back.

Today, my eldest brother and I were caught red-handed here. Big brother, you came early and saw the man lifting his penis. And my sister-in-law still refuses to admit it.Do you think my elder brother can stop beating him? "

Hearing Fan Jian's words, the big man thought for a while: "Well, little brother is right! If my woman dares to cheat, I will be beaten worse than your big brother! You should, bah! Shameless!"

As he said that, the big man pouted in the direction of Du Qiyan.

Then Du Qi Yandu Nima was confused: "Brother...555...it's not like that."

"What's not like that! You prodigal bitch, if you don't admit it again, I'll spank your ass." Chen Xiaoxiu slapped Du Qiyan's ass, as if she didn't want money.

"555 You are trying to beat me to death~"

Hearing this, Chen Xiaoxiu brought her face close to Du Qiyan and said in a very low and sinister tone: "Navel... If you still don't admit it, I will go to your door and climb through the window every day."

"+5"

"Ghost! I...I..." Du Qiyan's voice trembled a little, the other party knew her name, and... Chen Xiaoxiu showed that dark and hideous face.

Du Qiyan was so frightened that she quickly said: "I...I shouldn't be looking for a man outside! Please forgive me."

Chen Xiaoxiu smiled confidently, directly under Du Qiyan's puzzled gaze, made a goodbye gesture, and then said to the passers-by around her.

"Fathers and elders, I don't care if I don't want this wife! If any of you don't like it, don't hold back, you can make a move!"

After saying this, Chen Xiaoxiu and Fan Jian walked away.In their ears came the yelling and cursing of the people eating melons, and the miserable howling of Du Qiyan, an unlucky woman.

That face was scratched by several women, the picture is too beautiful to look directly at.

"Brother, I think your actions just now have something to do with the Lu Group?"

Chen Xiaoxiu, who walked out of the talent market, couldn't help laughing wryly when he heard Fan Jian's words: "It's not just a holiday, although my method was a little too aggressive, but I can only blame that woman for being too poisonous, and the Lu Group's relationship with her I am at odds, if I don’t beat her, I will keep her.”

"Brother, are we still looking for jobs?"

Chen Xiaoxiu thought about it, maybe that aunt named Fang Jie would come to the steamed bun shop to look for her in two days, if she didn't come or she didn't remember the address she told her at all, causing the little girl to leave, then Chen Xiaoxiu couldn't help it .

The only thing he hopes now is that Fang Jie can remember the address of his home so that he can wake up her daughter.

"I hope she's not crazy."

"Brother, who are you calling insane?"

After Fan Jian took over the conversation, Chen Xiaoxiu said helplessly, "I didn't say anyone, let's go to the bookstore and then go home."

"Go to the bookstore? Brother, why do you want to read novels? Let me recommend a novel called "The Superman of the City". That book is very interesting, especially the second male and my name. It's so funny, and so great.

People with the same name as me are so perfect. "

Chen Xiaoxiu said with a dark face: "Fan Jian, are you praising yourself like this? Where has the most basic bottom line of being a human being gone? Doesn't your conscience hurt?"

Fan Jian smiled and said, "No~"

Chen Xiaoxiu and Fan Jian were arguing along the way, especially on the bus, the people sitting next to them looked dumbfounded.

There was an old man who walked up to the two of them and asked which cross talk club they belonged to, and next time they were going to support Chen Xiaoxiu and Fan Jian.

Then Fan Jian and the old man smiled and said, "Master, at your age, you even made a special trip to cheer us on.

You see, we are here to tell you a long story. If you think it sounds good, you can give it ten or eight dollars. If you think it is not good, how about we say it to you for free? "

Chen Xiaoxiu looked at Fan Jian in bewilderment, what the hell is going on with this guy, he pretends to be a cross talk actor in order to earn ten or eight yuan?And you have to say in the bus, your sister, aren't you tarnishing art?
"Hey, young man, you really want to say something to me, old man. Well, old man, I will listen to you say something today!
Whether it sounds good or not, my old man will support you! "

"Look at you." Fan Jian agreed with a smile, and then winked at Chen Xiaoxiu.

Chen Xiaoxiu was stunned, did she really come?So many people on the bus?Say cross talk?Is this going to be popular?

Chen Xiaoxiu can't help it, Fan Jian forced her to go to the top of the mountain, so she can only turn into a bandit.

So he immediately asked the system Xiaopao: "Xiaopao Xiaopao! Is there any auxiliary skill for talking about cross talk?"

"Cross talk is not a supernatural ability, so of course it has, what about the host, are you going to the path of an old artist?"

"Oh, please stop playing around with me. Isn't this caused by Fan Jian? Come on, come on, come on, tell me what kind of punches you have."

"Cross talk has single-talk and group-talk, please choose one from the host."

"Of course it's a group chat. Didn't you see the two of them?" Chen Xiaoxiu said angrily.

"Ding! Group cross talk: please host to choose between flattering and teasing."

"Of course it's funny! I'm so strong, I must be the focus! Give me the best one!"

"Ding!

The strongest funny punch

Consumption of ignorant points: 100 million

Does the host confirm the purchase? "

"Confirm!" Chen Xiaoxiu said decisively.

"Ding! The strongest teaser boxing has been purchased successfully! Please host yourself or someone else to activate the skill with a cannon."

"Ahem, sir, sit down, we will definitely make you laugh, and friends in the car, if you think what we said is good, please support us!"

The bus driver who had been driving looked at Fan Jian in the rear mirror, Fan Jian, who rolled up his arms and sleeves, and murmured, "Oh... young people these days talk about cross talk on the bus in order to become famous, and it's not sei howling."

Fan Jianzheng was about to say something with a smile, but then he saw Chen Xiaoxiu yelling "The Strongest Fist" and then, with a bang, a cannon hit him in the face.

"From Fan Jian's ignorant point +1
+1+2+1+1..."

"Brother! Even if you are ugly, you can't abuse yourself like this?"

(End of this chapter)