The strongest dream shuttle
Chapter 1 Dream Traveler【For collection】
Chapter 1 Dream Traveler【For collection】
The sun sets and night falls.
The night in the city is not alone, the streets are full of traffic, and the street lights are all turned on.
Three young people were going to play basketball on the basketball court in the community, but they encountered something unexpected.
"Boy, do you know what I did when I was young?"
On the basketball court in the community, a group of aunts dancing in the square surrounded Yang Fan. The aunts were aggressive. Yang Fan was trembling with the basketball in his arms, and the other two young people had already fled away.
"Young man, how dare you talk to me? Believe it or not, you are looking for your teeth all over the ground with a slap from the aunt?" The aunt standing at the front said arrogantly, and the other aunts also stood out from the crowd.
Another aunt flashed out and stood in front of Yang Fan.
"Young man, have you ever heard of a wolf on East Street?"
Yang Fan looked at her dully and shook his head.
"Young man, your aunt, I used to be a gangster. People in the Jianghu called Dongjie a wolf. Back then, I punched the nursing home, kicked the kindergarten, and did all kinds of evil all day long. I think you should hurry up and leave here obediently with the basketball in your arms. I blame you for being rude, I haven’t seen blood on that machete at home for many years.” As she said, she rolled up her sleeves, revealing the domineering tattoo on her arm.
Yang Fan stared at her with wide eyes, his hand holding the basketball trembled, and he almost couldn't hold it anymore.
Another aunt came over, patted Yang Fan on the shoulder and said, "Young man, no one dared to say NO to me since the first day I danced in the square here, have you eaten the guts of a leopard?" ? Do you dare to ask us to give you space? Does the basketball court have to be for playing basketball?"
Yang Fan finally couldn't hold the basketball firmly in his hand. His legs went weak and he collapsed on the ground. The basketball rolled to the feet of an aunt.
The aunt bent down and picked up the basketball, slapped it on the ground a few times and smiled, "Young man, have you seen the movie Young and Dangerous?"
Yang Fan remained silent, sitting on the ground and watching the dozens of aunts in front of him trembling all over.
The aunt who slapped the basketball hugged the ball to her chest, and said with a fierce expression: "Your aunt, I was nicknamed Shisanmei when I was young. Believe it or not, I can fill up this basketball court with just one phone call? Within 1 minute , if you still don’t hurry up, don’t blame me for losing my temper, I’m even afraid of myself when I lose my temper.”
After finishing speaking, the aunt threw the basketball lightly upwards, and when it fell, she kicked her right foot vigorously. The basketball flew out like a shooting star and went straight to the parking lot next to the community basketball court. A few seconds later, there was a loud noise in the parking lot. There was a crisp sound of glass being smashed, accompanied by bursts of car sirens.
Yang Fan was so shocked that he broke into a cold sweat. He was so surprised when he saw his basketball being kicked away by a 70-year-old woman.
Seeing this, an aunt quickly approached the aunt who was playing football just now, and whispered in her ear: "Maybe I hit a car just now, so it's not suitable to stay here for a long time, 36 plans are the best."
The aunt who played football nodded slightly, without changing her face, and waved gently towards Yang Fan.
"Young man, I hope this is the last time I see you on this basketball court. If there is another time, I will send you a word: life and death are bearish, and we will do it if you don't accept it. Sisters, hurry up!!" After the surrounding aunts waved their hands, they trotted all the way and disappeared into the nearby woods.
"You're lucky today, we'll meet later, so farewell!!" The aunt who took the lead made a gesture of clasping her fists at Yang Fan, then turned and ran away.
The surrounding aunts also actively responded to the call, picked up the tape recorder, and disappeared without a trace with their fans, leaving only Yang Fan sitting on the ground with a dazed expression on his face.
He couldn't believe what just happened. He sighed and said to himself: "Hey, Yang Fan, Yang Fan, why are you so cowardly? You have been bullied since you were a child, and now you are bullied by square dancing aunts even if you want to play basketball. They bullied you, your life is such a failure." Just as he was talking, a strong man not far away came over holding a basketball, approached Yang Fan and asked: "Hey, young man, is this basketball yours? ?”
Seeing that it was his basketball, Yang Fan quickly stood up and said, "Ah, it's mine, it's mine. Thank you, big brother."
As soon as he finished speaking, the elder brother raised his arm and punched Yang Fan in the face.
Yang Fan instantly felt the sky was full of stars, and fell to the ground dizzily.
"Damn it, you smashed the glass of my car with more than 100 million yuan, and you still thank me? See if I don't beat you to death today."
When the eldest brother raised his leg to kick him, suddenly a thunderbolt fell from the sky and struck towards them. Coincidentally, the lightning struck Yang Fan's head impartially. In an instant, Yang Fan was struck trembling all over. , scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, with a dark face like Li Kui's. After a few puffs of cigarettes, he lay on the ground motionless.
The eldest brother was dumbfounded, how could there be a lightning strike in this winter?And the sky is full of stars, it doesn't look like there are dark clouds.
He hurriedly stepped forward to touch Yang Fan's black face and asked, "Hey, brother, are you still alive?"
Seeing that Yang Fan was motionless and smoking all over his body, the eldest brother panicked, threw the basketball, turned around and ran away.
Yang Fan, who was lying on the ground, suddenly heard a strange voice in his mind.
"The host's body has been successfully bound, the dream shuttle system is being installed, please do not move around, it is dangerous."
What? ?system? ?Yang Fan couldn't believe it. He often reads some online novels on weekdays. He has collected a lot of system-related novels in his bookshelf. What kind of system is added to the body? At the pinnacle of life, you can get what you want, but this kind of thing actually exists?And it fell on me?
Yang Fan couldn't believe it was true, he sat up and looked at his scorched shirt, his chest hair was burnt.
"Reminder: Don't move around, the dream shuttle system is being installed"
What?Yang Fan scratched his hair, suddenly a flash of lightning came out of nowhere, and struck his hand directly, he was instantly jumped up by the electricity, and rolled on the ground.
"I told you not to move, but you still move, so naughty."
Damn, so awesome?Am I really added to the system?Yang Fan fantasized that after owning the system, he would be able to reach the pinnacle of life, marry Bai Fumei, and become rich and handsome. From then on, he would cut wires with a kitchen knife and lead lightning along the way.
"Ding, the system is successfully installed, congratulations on becoming a dream traveler."
Suddenly, a virtual screen appeared in front of Yang Fan's eyes, and a paragraph of text appeared in the screen.
【Host: Yang Fan】
【Age: 25 years old】
[Level: Novice level]
[Shuttle Ability: Fantasy Shuttle]
【Experience: 0】
[Identity: Diaosi among diaosi]
Fuck, what?Dream shuttle?Isn't it a second to become a local tyrant?Spending money like water?What the hell is dream shuttle?How do you know I'm a dick?
"Host, the dream traveler can enter the dream of your imagination at will and control it freely. In the dream, you can do whatever you want. If you want to wake up, just put your hand on your chest and shout to return to reality. wake up."
"What? Dreaming? Is this system dreaming? To dream and do everything I want?"
"That's right, that's what you said."
"Damn, isn't that just daydreaming?"
"The novice level can only be a daydream. As your level gets higher and higher, you will have more shuttle abilities."
"for example?"
"For example, in the future you will do tasks in your dreams. If you complete the tasks, you will be rewarded and open a treasure chest in reality. You can also travel to other people's dreams to pretend to be a slap in the face. You can tease whoever you want, drink with Mr. Guan, and... Let’s talk in the clear sky, and the dream shuttle system will help you pretend to be cool, take you to fly, and take you to travel until dark.”
Yang Fan thought to himself: Damn, so awesome?Is it possible to upgrade in a dream?Do what you want to do in your dreams?Isn't it possible to do anything in bed?
"That's right, it's what you think."
Damn, you know what the fuck is on my mind?Come on, tell me, where are you from?Why did you choose to let me install your system?
"This system was developed by scientists in 3017. When the scientists were doing experiments, they accidentally lowered the dimension of time and space, opened the door of time travel, and brought the system from the door of time travel to your brain 1000 years ago. Congratulations on becoming a dream traveler."
Depend on! !Yang Fan looked at his zoomed hair and clothes full of holes, and laughed out loud with his blackened teeth, thinking: Damn, wait, today I will let you know who I am, Yang Fan. sharp!
Yang Fan ran home with the basketball in his arms. As soon as he walked in, his father was dumbfounded: "Son, what's wrong with you?"
"It's nothing, I was struck by lightning just now."
".?????" Dad had question marks all over his face.
Yang Fan changed into slippers and went into the toilet with his pajamas, threw all the clothes scorched by Lei into the trash can, took a shower and went into the bedroom.
Yang Fan, who was lying on the bed, recalled what happened on the basketball court in the evening, he gritted his teeth and thought: "System, I'm going to clean up those aunts in my dream."
"Ding, the system has received. In the novice stage, you only need to think about the dream you want to dream before the fantasy shuttle, and then you can enter after falling asleep. You don't need to call the system. I also have to rest at night."
"Damn, there is still this kind of operation? Well, I will deal with them later."
Yang Fan couldn't wait any longer, he pressed the light switch on the wall, closed his eyes and meditated, and soon fell asleep.
When Yang Fan opened his eyes, in front of him was the basketball court of the community. He was still holding a basketball in his hand, but there was one more thing in his hand: a pistol.
Fuck, it's so awesome, it's actually a pistol?When he was looking down at the gun, a group of aunts came from a distance, and Yang Fan saw the aunts who had threatened him in the crowd at a glance.
"Damn, you guys came just in time!!"
The aunts went straight to the basketball court, frightened away a few teenagers who were playing basketball on the basketball court, put the recorder on the ground and turned the sound to the maximum, and jumped up with the sound of music.
Yang Fan stuffed the pistol into his trouser pocket, walked to the front of the aunts, crossed his arms on his chest, and said with a smile: "The basketball court is the place to play basketball, and the square is where the square dancers are. Please leave here quickly. .”
This sentence is already very polite, coupled with his smiling expression, it can be regarded as giving the aunts enough face, but what he expected followed.
The moment the tape recorder was turned off, the aunts surrounded Yang Fan.
"Young man, do you know what my aunt did when she was young?"
Yang Fan stepped on the basketball, turned his mouth slightly and said to the leading aunt: "Do you believe that I beat you with the palm of an arhat, and you are looking for teeth all over the floor?"
Aunt was surprised suddenly, isn't this the line I want to say?
"And you, a wolf on the East Street, stand up, it's you!" Yang Fan pointed at an aunt in the crowd and shouted.
The aunt was also surprised suddenly, did not expect this kid to know my nickname when I was young?Then he must know how powerful my wife is, right?
She stood out from the crowd, straightened her chest, and was about to speak, but was preempted by Yang Fan: "I heard that you once kicked the kindergarten, punched the nursing home, and committed all kinds of crimes all day long? There is also a machete at home?"
When the aunt heard that he knew everything, she said arrogantly: "Since you know everything, why don't you just get out of here? My old lady is 68 this year. If you hit me like this, it's still one kick, so get out!"
Yang Fan smiled disdainfully: "Then have you seen this?" After speaking, he took out his pistol and aimed the gun at her.
When the aunt saw the pistol pointed at him, her legs softened suddenly in fright, and she knelt down on the ground and said, "Aunt is always bragging to these old women, don't take it seriously!!"
"Don't you have tattoos on your arms?"
The aunt quickly rolled up her sleeves and said, "This is just my grandson's cartoon post. Look, isn't this Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf?"
The aunts behind laughed, and Yang Fan pointed the pistol at a smiling aunt again: "Sister Thirteen, why are you laughing?"
The aunt's smile stopped abruptly, and when she saw the gun pointed at herself, she quickly raised her hands and said, "Don't shoot, just talk about it."
"Tell me well? Don't you claim that the people you call can fill this basketball court?"
The aunt's forehead was already sweating, and she said tremblingly, "How do you know that this is what I usually say most often?"
"You try to make a call, let me see how many people can come?" Yang Fan played with the pistol in his hand, with an extremely arrogant expression.
"Forget it, let's go, shall we?" The leading aunt who was sitting on the ground trembling stood up and said.
"What? What the hell is 36 tricks? You, come here!!" Yang Fan said, pointing at the aunt who is known as the thirteenth sister.
The aunt stood tremblingly in front of Yang Fan and looked at him, not daring to speak.
Yang Fan handed her the basketball on the ground and said, "Aren't you awesome? Kick this basketball away for me, and I'll see if you're awesome."
The aunt took the basketball with trembling hands, but as soon as she threw it up, Yang Fan raised the pistol and pulled the trigger.
Just hearing a "pop" gunshot, the basketball exploded in the air, and several aunts fell down in the crowd in an instant.
The three aunts had a heart attack and fell to the ground clutching their chests. The two aunts had high blood pressure and their brains were stunned. A dog gnawed shit and fell to the ground. For a while, there was a commotion in the crowd.
Yang Fan blew the white smoke from the muzzle of the pistol, and said with a slight smile: "Life and death are insignificant, if you don't accept it, do it! From now on, I will be the king of this basketball court. If I see you again, it will be the day you leave the world. "
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be in a dream for the first time, and the experience value has increased."
Hahahahaha, Yang Fan laughed towards the sky.
"Son, son, what are you laughing at?" Dad Yang Fenghua woke up Yang Fan who was still arrogant in his sleep, and asked curiously.
Yang Fan sat up and rubbed his eyes, he glanced at the time and it was morning.
"It's okay, I'm dreaming, Dad, I'll go out, you can have breakfast."
Yang Fan simply washed up, changed his clothes and went out.
The winter morning in the north is extremely cold, and the air is cold when he breathes. Yang Fan walks towards the basketball court in the community with his bag in his pocket. From a long distance, he sees the figures of the aunts who have already occupied there.
"Damn, I actually jumped in so early." As he said that, he walked towards the basketball court.
"Hey, stop fucking jumping. Didn't I tell you that if I see you again, it will be the day you leave this world!"
Yang Fan kicked the tape recorder over and kicked out the battery.
The aunts stopped listening to the music, and saw that this kid was looking for trouble. The aunt who took the lead winked, and the big guy immediately surrounded him.
"Little bastard, I think you're getting impatient, do you want to taste the arhat's palm?"
Yang Fan was startled: that's not right, didn't the old lady sit on the ground and didn't get up because of my fright?How do you have the guts to talk to me like that?
"Are you fucking looking for death? It seems that you didn't ask your parents about the history of a wolf on my East Street when you went home? Your aunt, I chopped people from East Street to West Street, and from West Street to East Street. , Looking back now, even I can make myself tremble with fright, and you actually came to pick on us?"
Fuck? ? ?Didn't she say she was bragging?how? ? ?Yang Fan didn't understand why they had been warned in the dream, and why it was different from what he imagined now.
"Stop talking nonsense with him, sisters, give it to me!!" The aunt known as the thirteenth sister took off her square dance clothes, revealing a domineering shawl dragon in her vest.
In an instant, a group of aunts rushed towards Yang Fan. Yang Fan squatted on the ground and let them punch and kick, crying for his father and mother in pain. After 10 minutes of taking turns beating, the aunts finally stopped, and Yang Fan had already been beaten. My head is bleeding.
"Okay, that's it for today, just let these two bitches know how good we are." After saying that, the leading aunt pointed at Yang Fan and said: "Little bastard, if you appear on this basketball court again in the future, Don't blame us for being sorry for you, we will definitely make your death ugly, sisters, flash!" After saying that, the aunts disappeared without a trace from the woods behind the basketball court.
"System, get out of here!!" Yang Fan roared with a bruised face.
"Host, what's the matter?"
"Why are they still so rampant when I taught them a lesson in my dream?"
"It seems that the host's intelligence is not very high. As a novice dream shuttler, you can't bring it into reality if you pretend to be in a dream. Only when you reach a higher level can you enter the dream and change reality. Force slaps in the face to fly together."
"Damn it, why didn't you say it earlier! I was beaten!"
Yang Fan's face was swollen like a big meat bun. When he walked into the house, he secretly took off his coat and covered his head, and quietly walked into the bedroom
On Christmas in 1, I published Chapter [-] of this book. As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. In the early stage of the novel, the author’s writing and storyline are not good. Plan the outline of the story well. As the story slowly unfolds, the plot becomes more and more exciting. Readers, if the first chapter doesn’t interest you, please don’t give up on this novel. To make the plot more attractive, I hope that you will collect this book first, take the time to read a few more chapters, or selectively read a few chapters before considering whether to give up this book. If you like this book, I hope you will continue to support it. And add this book to your book list for publicity. I would like to thank everyone for their support, thank you!
PS: Chapter 1 of this book has a total of more than 5200 words!
(End of this chapter)
The sun sets and night falls.
The night in the city is not alone, the streets are full of traffic, and the street lights are all turned on.
Three young people were going to play basketball on the basketball court in the community, but they encountered something unexpected.
"Boy, do you know what I did when I was young?"
On the basketball court in the community, a group of aunts dancing in the square surrounded Yang Fan. The aunts were aggressive. Yang Fan was trembling with the basketball in his arms, and the other two young people had already fled away.
"Young man, how dare you talk to me? Believe it or not, you are looking for your teeth all over the ground with a slap from the aunt?" The aunt standing at the front said arrogantly, and the other aunts also stood out from the crowd.
Another aunt flashed out and stood in front of Yang Fan.
"Young man, have you ever heard of a wolf on East Street?"
Yang Fan looked at her dully and shook his head.
"Young man, your aunt, I used to be a gangster. People in the Jianghu called Dongjie a wolf. Back then, I punched the nursing home, kicked the kindergarten, and did all kinds of evil all day long. I think you should hurry up and leave here obediently with the basketball in your arms. I blame you for being rude, I haven’t seen blood on that machete at home for many years.” As she said, she rolled up her sleeves, revealing the domineering tattoo on her arm.
Yang Fan stared at her with wide eyes, his hand holding the basketball trembled, and he almost couldn't hold it anymore.
Another aunt came over, patted Yang Fan on the shoulder and said, "Young man, no one dared to say NO to me since the first day I danced in the square here, have you eaten the guts of a leopard?" ? Do you dare to ask us to give you space? Does the basketball court have to be for playing basketball?"
Yang Fan finally couldn't hold the basketball firmly in his hand. His legs went weak and he collapsed on the ground. The basketball rolled to the feet of an aunt.
The aunt bent down and picked up the basketball, slapped it on the ground a few times and smiled, "Young man, have you seen the movie Young and Dangerous?"
Yang Fan remained silent, sitting on the ground and watching the dozens of aunts in front of him trembling all over.
The aunt who slapped the basketball hugged the ball to her chest, and said with a fierce expression: "Your aunt, I was nicknamed Shisanmei when I was young. Believe it or not, I can fill up this basketball court with just one phone call? Within 1 minute , if you still don’t hurry up, don’t blame me for losing my temper, I’m even afraid of myself when I lose my temper.”
After finishing speaking, the aunt threw the basketball lightly upwards, and when it fell, she kicked her right foot vigorously. The basketball flew out like a shooting star and went straight to the parking lot next to the community basketball court. A few seconds later, there was a loud noise in the parking lot. There was a crisp sound of glass being smashed, accompanied by bursts of car sirens.
Yang Fan was so shocked that he broke into a cold sweat. He was so surprised when he saw his basketball being kicked away by a 70-year-old woman.
Seeing this, an aunt quickly approached the aunt who was playing football just now, and whispered in her ear: "Maybe I hit a car just now, so it's not suitable to stay here for a long time, 36 plans are the best."
The aunt who played football nodded slightly, without changing her face, and waved gently towards Yang Fan.
"Young man, I hope this is the last time I see you on this basketball court. If there is another time, I will send you a word: life and death are bearish, and we will do it if you don't accept it. Sisters, hurry up!!" After the surrounding aunts waved their hands, they trotted all the way and disappeared into the nearby woods.
"You're lucky today, we'll meet later, so farewell!!" The aunt who took the lead made a gesture of clasping her fists at Yang Fan, then turned and ran away.
The surrounding aunts also actively responded to the call, picked up the tape recorder, and disappeared without a trace with their fans, leaving only Yang Fan sitting on the ground with a dazed expression on his face.
He couldn't believe what just happened. He sighed and said to himself: "Hey, Yang Fan, Yang Fan, why are you so cowardly? You have been bullied since you were a child, and now you are bullied by square dancing aunts even if you want to play basketball. They bullied you, your life is such a failure." Just as he was talking, a strong man not far away came over holding a basketball, approached Yang Fan and asked: "Hey, young man, is this basketball yours? ?”
Seeing that it was his basketball, Yang Fan quickly stood up and said, "Ah, it's mine, it's mine. Thank you, big brother."
As soon as he finished speaking, the elder brother raised his arm and punched Yang Fan in the face.
Yang Fan instantly felt the sky was full of stars, and fell to the ground dizzily.
"Damn it, you smashed the glass of my car with more than 100 million yuan, and you still thank me? See if I don't beat you to death today."
When the eldest brother raised his leg to kick him, suddenly a thunderbolt fell from the sky and struck towards them. Coincidentally, the lightning struck Yang Fan's head impartially. In an instant, Yang Fan was struck trembling all over. , scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, with a dark face like Li Kui's. After a few puffs of cigarettes, he lay on the ground motionless.
The eldest brother was dumbfounded, how could there be a lightning strike in this winter?And the sky is full of stars, it doesn't look like there are dark clouds.
He hurriedly stepped forward to touch Yang Fan's black face and asked, "Hey, brother, are you still alive?"
Seeing that Yang Fan was motionless and smoking all over his body, the eldest brother panicked, threw the basketball, turned around and ran away.
Yang Fan, who was lying on the ground, suddenly heard a strange voice in his mind.
"The host's body has been successfully bound, the dream shuttle system is being installed, please do not move around, it is dangerous."
What? ?system? ?Yang Fan couldn't believe it. He often reads some online novels on weekdays. He has collected a lot of system-related novels in his bookshelf. What kind of system is added to the body? At the pinnacle of life, you can get what you want, but this kind of thing actually exists?And it fell on me?
Yang Fan couldn't believe it was true, he sat up and looked at his scorched shirt, his chest hair was burnt.
"Reminder: Don't move around, the dream shuttle system is being installed"
What?Yang Fan scratched his hair, suddenly a flash of lightning came out of nowhere, and struck his hand directly, he was instantly jumped up by the electricity, and rolled on the ground.
"I told you not to move, but you still move, so naughty."
Damn, so awesome?Am I really added to the system?Yang Fan fantasized that after owning the system, he would be able to reach the pinnacle of life, marry Bai Fumei, and become rich and handsome. From then on, he would cut wires with a kitchen knife and lead lightning along the way.
"Ding, the system is successfully installed, congratulations on becoming a dream traveler."
Suddenly, a virtual screen appeared in front of Yang Fan's eyes, and a paragraph of text appeared in the screen.
【Host: Yang Fan】
【Age: 25 years old】
[Level: Novice level]
[Shuttle Ability: Fantasy Shuttle]
【Experience: 0】
[Identity: Diaosi among diaosi]
Fuck, what?Dream shuttle?Isn't it a second to become a local tyrant?Spending money like water?What the hell is dream shuttle?How do you know I'm a dick?
"Host, the dream traveler can enter the dream of your imagination at will and control it freely. In the dream, you can do whatever you want. If you want to wake up, just put your hand on your chest and shout to return to reality. wake up."
"What? Dreaming? Is this system dreaming? To dream and do everything I want?"
"That's right, that's what you said."
"Damn, isn't that just daydreaming?"
"The novice level can only be a daydream. As your level gets higher and higher, you will have more shuttle abilities."
"for example?"
"For example, in the future you will do tasks in your dreams. If you complete the tasks, you will be rewarded and open a treasure chest in reality. You can also travel to other people's dreams to pretend to be a slap in the face. You can tease whoever you want, drink with Mr. Guan, and... Let’s talk in the clear sky, and the dream shuttle system will help you pretend to be cool, take you to fly, and take you to travel until dark.”
Yang Fan thought to himself: Damn, so awesome?Is it possible to upgrade in a dream?Do what you want to do in your dreams?Isn't it possible to do anything in bed?
"That's right, it's what you think."
Damn, you know what the fuck is on my mind?Come on, tell me, where are you from?Why did you choose to let me install your system?
"This system was developed by scientists in 3017. When the scientists were doing experiments, they accidentally lowered the dimension of time and space, opened the door of time travel, and brought the system from the door of time travel to your brain 1000 years ago. Congratulations on becoming a dream traveler."
Depend on! !Yang Fan looked at his zoomed hair and clothes full of holes, and laughed out loud with his blackened teeth, thinking: Damn, wait, today I will let you know who I am, Yang Fan. sharp!
Yang Fan ran home with the basketball in his arms. As soon as he walked in, his father was dumbfounded: "Son, what's wrong with you?"
"It's nothing, I was struck by lightning just now."
".?????" Dad had question marks all over his face.
Yang Fan changed into slippers and went into the toilet with his pajamas, threw all the clothes scorched by Lei into the trash can, took a shower and went into the bedroom.
Yang Fan, who was lying on the bed, recalled what happened on the basketball court in the evening, he gritted his teeth and thought: "System, I'm going to clean up those aunts in my dream."
"Ding, the system has received. In the novice stage, you only need to think about the dream you want to dream before the fantasy shuttle, and then you can enter after falling asleep. You don't need to call the system. I also have to rest at night."
"Damn, there is still this kind of operation? Well, I will deal with them later."
Yang Fan couldn't wait any longer, he pressed the light switch on the wall, closed his eyes and meditated, and soon fell asleep.
When Yang Fan opened his eyes, in front of him was the basketball court of the community. He was still holding a basketball in his hand, but there was one more thing in his hand: a pistol.
Fuck, it's so awesome, it's actually a pistol?When he was looking down at the gun, a group of aunts came from a distance, and Yang Fan saw the aunts who had threatened him in the crowd at a glance.
"Damn, you guys came just in time!!"
The aunts went straight to the basketball court, frightened away a few teenagers who were playing basketball on the basketball court, put the recorder on the ground and turned the sound to the maximum, and jumped up with the sound of music.
Yang Fan stuffed the pistol into his trouser pocket, walked to the front of the aunts, crossed his arms on his chest, and said with a smile: "The basketball court is the place to play basketball, and the square is where the square dancers are. Please leave here quickly. .”
This sentence is already very polite, coupled with his smiling expression, it can be regarded as giving the aunts enough face, but what he expected followed.
The moment the tape recorder was turned off, the aunts surrounded Yang Fan.
"Young man, do you know what my aunt did when she was young?"
Yang Fan stepped on the basketball, turned his mouth slightly and said to the leading aunt: "Do you believe that I beat you with the palm of an arhat, and you are looking for teeth all over the floor?"
Aunt was surprised suddenly, isn't this the line I want to say?
"And you, a wolf on the East Street, stand up, it's you!" Yang Fan pointed at an aunt in the crowd and shouted.
The aunt was also surprised suddenly, did not expect this kid to know my nickname when I was young?Then he must know how powerful my wife is, right?
She stood out from the crowd, straightened her chest, and was about to speak, but was preempted by Yang Fan: "I heard that you once kicked the kindergarten, punched the nursing home, and committed all kinds of crimes all day long? There is also a machete at home?"
When the aunt heard that he knew everything, she said arrogantly: "Since you know everything, why don't you just get out of here? My old lady is 68 this year. If you hit me like this, it's still one kick, so get out!"
Yang Fan smiled disdainfully: "Then have you seen this?" After speaking, he took out his pistol and aimed the gun at her.
When the aunt saw the pistol pointed at him, her legs softened suddenly in fright, and she knelt down on the ground and said, "Aunt is always bragging to these old women, don't take it seriously!!"
"Don't you have tattoos on your arms?"
The aunt quickly rolled up her sleeves and said, "This is just my grandson's cartoon post. Look, isn't this Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf?"
The aunts behind laughed, and Yang Fan pointed the pistol at a smiling aunt again: "Sister Thirteen, why are you laughing?"
The aunt's smile stopped abruptly, and when she saw the gun pointed at herself, she quickly raised her hands and said, "Don't shoot, just talk about it."
"Tell me well? Don't you claim that the people you call can fill this basketball court?"
The aunt's forehead was already sweating, and she said tremblingly, "How do you know that this is what I usually say most often?"
"You try to make a call, let me see how many people can come?" Yang Fan played with the pistol in his hand, with an extremely arrogant expression.
"Forget it, let's go, shall we?" The leading aunt who was sitting on the ground trembling stood up and said.
"What? What the hell is 36 tricks? You, come here!!" Yang Fan said, pointing at the aunt who is known as the thirteenth sister.
The aunt stood tremblingly in front of Yang Fan and looked at him, not daring to speak.
Yang Fan handed her the basketball on the ground and said, "Aren't you awesome? Kick this basketball away for me, and I'll see if you're awesome."
The aunt took the basketball with trembling hands, but as soon as she threw it up, Yang Fan raised the pistol and pulled the trigger.
Just hearing a "pop" gunshot, the basketball exploded in the air, and several aunts fell down in the crowd in an instant.
The three aunts had a heart attack and fell to the ground clutching their chests. The two aunts had high blood pressure and their brains were stunned. A dog gnawed shit and fell to the ground. For a while, there was a commotion in the crowd.
Yang Fan blew the white smoke from the muzzle of the pistol, and said with a slight smile: "Life and death are insignificant, if you don't accept it, do it! From now on, I will be the king of this basketball court. If I see you again, it will be the day you leave the world. "
"Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be in a dream for the first time, and the experience value has increased."
Hahahahaha, Yang Fan laughed towards the sky.
"Son, son, what are you laughing at?" Dad Yang Fenghua woke up Yang Fan who was still arrogant in his sleep, and asked curiously.
Yang Fan sat up and rubbed his eyes, he glanced at the time and it was morning.
"It's okay, I'm dreaming, Dad, I'll go out, you can have breakfast."
Yang Fan simply washed up, changed his clothes and went out.
The winter morning in the north is extremely cold, and the air is cold when he breathes. Yang Fan walks towards the basketball court in the community with his bag in his pocket. From a long distance, he sees the figures of the aunts who have already occupied there.
"Damn, I actually jumped in so early." As he said that, he walked towards the basketball court.
"Hey, stop fucking jumping. Didn't I tell you that if I see you again, it will be the day you leave this world!"
Yang Fan kicked the tape recorder over and kicked out the battery.
The aunts stopped listening to the music, and saw that this kid was looking for trouble. The aunt who took the lead winked, and the big guy immediately surrounded him.
"Little bastard, I think you're getting impatient, do you want to taste the arhat's palm?"
Yang Fan was startled: that's not right, didn't the old lady sit on the ground and didn't get up because of my fright?How do you have the guts to talk to me like that?
"Are you fucking looking for death? It seems that you didn't ask your parents about the history of a wolf on my East Street when you went home? Your aunt, I chopped people from East Street to West Street, and from West Street to East Street. , Looking back now, even I can make myself tremble with fright, and you actually came to pick on us?"
Fuck? ? ?Didn't she say she was bragging?how? ? ?Yang Fan didn't understand why they had been warned in the dream, and why it was different from what he imagined now.
"Stop talking nonsense with him, sisters, give it to me!!" The aunt known as the thirteenth sister took off her square dance clothes, revealing a domineering shawl dragon in her vest.
In an instant, a group of aunts rushed towards Yang Fan. Yang Fan squatted on the ground and let them punch and kick, crying for his father and mother in pain. After 10 minutes of taking turns beating, the aunts finally stopped, and Yang Fan had already been beaten. My head is bleeding.
"Okay, that's it for today, just let these two bitches know how good we are." After saying that, the leading aunt pointed at Yang Fan and said: "Little bastard, if you appear on this basketball court again in the future, Don't blame us for being sorry for you, we will definitely make your death ugly, sisters, flash!" After saying that, the aunts disappeared without a trace from the woods behind the basketball court.
"System, get out of here!!" Yang Fan roared with a bruised face.
"Host, what's the matter?"
"Why are they still so rampant when I taught them a lesson in my dream?"
"It seems that the host's intelligence is not very high. As a novice dream shuttler, you can't bring it into reality if you pretend to be in a dream. Only when you reach a higher level can you enter the dream and change reality. Force slaps in the face to fly together."
"Damn it, why didn't you say it earlier! I was beaten!"
Yang Fan's face was swollen like a big meat bun. When he walked into the house, he secretly took off his coat and covered his head, and quietly walked into the bedroom
On Christmas in 1, I published Chapter [-] of this book. As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. In the early stage of the novel, the author’s writing and storyline are not good. Plan the outline of the story well. As the story slowly unfolds, the plot becomes more and more exciting. Readers, if the first chapter doesn’t interest you, please don’t give up on this novel. To make the plot more attractive, I hope that you will collect this book first, take the time to read a few more chapters, or selectively read a few chapters before considering whether to give up this book. If you like this book, I hope you will continue to support it. And add this book to your book list for publicity. I would like to thank everyone for their support, thank you!
PS: Chapter 1 of this book has a total of more than 5200 words!
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