The strongest Fuka

Chapter 91 The requirements are not high, a fairy will do

Huang Jinlong almost knelt down, and looked at Tang Bao as if you were not joking, "What did you just say?"

"Hehe." Tang Bao responded with a sneer, zipped up the package, and wrote lightly, "Ten thousand means that I bought this sword and this iron fan at the same time, in other words, five thousand a piece."

Huang Jinlong seemed to have been hit by a hundred thousand crit.

He cut 5 yuan and was still complacent, but after pretending to be forceful, he found out that the real boss is Tang Bao.

50 becomes [-]...

What the hell! ! !

Huang Jinlong suddenly pulled the handbrake and stepped on the gas pedal wildly.

"What are you doing?" Tang Bao was taken aback.

"I'm going to chop that bastard alive. Damn, he actually wants me 45 and says I'm getting a big deal. I'm going back to kill him right now!" Huang Jinlong's eyes were red.

Tang Bao was speechless.

However, the car finally stopped after running for a short time. Huang Jinlong hugged the steering wheel, unable to see his expression...

"Are you okay?" Tang Bao asked in a daze for a moment.

Looking at Huang Jinlong from a distance, he looked like an angry little daughter-in-law.

Tang Bao twitched the corner of his mouth and was thinking about how to comfort him when he saw Huang Jinlong suddenly said, "Bao'er, I think...maybe I need a spiritual object to comfort my thin heart."

Tang Bao's face darkened when he heard this, "Go away, drive!"

Only then did he realize that all this was deliberately pretended by this guy.

Of course, the expression of anger, shock and embarrassment before was definitely not a fake.

Huang Jinlong smiled mischievously, "Just kidding, don't be angry, how about I tell you a joke?"

Tang Bao was silent, with his head down, unable to see the expression on his face clearly, but there were more white eyeballs than black eyeballs.

"One day, an underage child asked his father a question when everyone was having dinner together: 'Dad, you guess a riddle, saying that a man went whoring three women with fifty cents, you say this mathematics of events
What is the symbol? 'Everyone thought about it for a long time, some said it was a 'question mark', and some said it was an 'exclamation mark', just when everyone was thinking hard, guess what the waiter said at this time? "

Seeing that Tang Bao was silent, Huang Jinlong quickly clapped his hands and said, "'Absolute value'! Hahaha——Baoer, do you think it's funny?"

"Is it funny?" Tang Bao said expressionlessly.

Huang Jinlong's smile faltered, and he didn't even have time to react and blurted out, "Then let me tell you another one, this one is absolutely funny."

"A group of robbers broke into the bank, holding guns and yelling, 'Lie down, don't move anyone!' At this time, everyone lay down without saying a word. As a result, the robbers glanced at the cashier lying on the table, Said a word-"

Tang Bao looked up at the sky and said, "Old Huang, you really live up to your name and are unfathomable."

Huang Jinlong hesitated, "What do you mean?"

"Drive." Tang Bao pointed to the road ahead.

Huang Jinlong was a little dazed, but he still did as he did. Suddenly he smiled and said, "Do you know what the robber said at the end?"

Tang Bao Youyou said, "According to Article 364 of the Criminal Law, it is a crime of disseminating obscene articles; organizing the broadcasting of obscene audio-visual products; disseminating obscene books, films, audio-visual images, pictures or other obscene articles, if the circumstances are serious, the punishment shall be two years. fixed-term imprisonment of not more than one year, criminal detention or public surveillance."

Huang Jinlong: "..."

Fuck, are you serious when you look serious?

Who knows, just heard Tang Bao say lightly, "Close your legs for me while driving."

……

It was past one o'clock in the morning when we returned to the room, and Tang Bao hadn't fallen asleep yet. Instead, he sat on the ground beside the bed and took out the things he bought from the package one by one.

Originally, he was expecting that Huang Jinlong could find a spiritual object for him, but who knew that this guy was a parallel importer, so he couldn't count on it at all.

Without any further hesitation, he took out the identification symbol and started the identification.

"Item name: low-profile version of Qiushui sword;

Out of the land; Qiushuizong;
Value: no collection value;
Actual value: There is gold and silk hidden one size above the hilt, which has been judged to be a marrow washing formula, with a commercial value of about 3000 million. "

3000?
Not to mention 3000 million, even a billion Tangbao was not going to be sold at all. However, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. He grabbed the sword and found the right position. When he exerted force with both hands, he only heard a "click" and a low sound. The Qiu Shui Sword was broken into two pieces, and a stack of golden silk fell to the ground.

Tang Bao picked it up and spread it out, only to see that it was densely engraved with small characters.

Tang Bao broke into a cold sweat when he saw these small characters.

Fortunately, it is not completely invisible like [Mang Niu Cun Blast Fist], the first three characters are [Marrow Cleansing Liquid], which is very clear.

He probably glanced at the formula description, and unexpectedly found that it was related to Wu acupoints. He said that soaking in this liquid for a long time can stimulate Wu acupoints to open up and improve his cultivation. This made Tang Bao excited for a long time. This is a must for improving his cultivation. things.

Tang Bao breathed a sigh of relief, put away the formula, and immediately looked at the second item.

"Item Name: Dark Iron Secret Fan [Incomplete];
Birthplace: Qiushuizong;
Value: The price is due to the scarcity of materials. In a complete state, it can cut iron like mud, and can also bear a load of 500 kilograms; in a damaged state, the effect is lost by 500%, and its commercial value is about [-] million. "

Seeing this, Tang Bao secretly regretted it, but thought of the silver silk glove he had obtained, "This black iron is a good thing. If it can be fused with the glove, it can make up for the shortcomings of the glove material's insufficient bearing capacity. Turn around Ask Lao Huang to see if he knows any craftsmen."

After confirming the result, he put away the black iron secret fan, and set his eyes on the third item again...

In a hurry, the remaining seven items were all identified by Tang Bao one by one, some hurting and some were a little exciting.

For example, among the remaining seven items, there are really four real antiques with a long history, which caused Tang Baodan a lot of pain. Compared with money, he is looking forward to things that increase his cultivation.

And in the remaining three "antiques", he also issued a formula.

But it's not the kind of marrow washing liquid that can increase the cultivation level, but a recipe called poisonous incense.

Tang Bao didn't pay much attention at first, but he found that the poisonous fragrance and the strange fragrance have the same effect in the fragrance. Realizing that it is difficult for others to detect the difference, Tang Bao couldn't help but fell in love with it. This thing is simply a good thing for killing people. , and immediately put it away carefully.

It was the penultimate item, Tang Bao's expression was a little complicated, he said he was smiling but he was a little dazed.

Because this is what everyone calls a spiritual thing—but it's just a black stone.

Stones are also described as grains, which shows how small they are.

"Just this thing, that old guy desperately wants it?" Tang Bao felt depressed, but he didn't know what the specific function of this black stone was, and he was only waiting to ask Huang Jinlong's walking encyclopedia tomorrow.

Then, he looked at the last treasure.

The remaining thing... It's strange to say that it is a seed the size of a pea. Even the identifier says its value is difficult to estimate, but it can't show the specific effect.

Useless?

Tang Bao didn't think so. Even the authenticator produced by the Fuka system couldn't give an answer, which most likely showed that the seed had an extraordinary origin.

"I heard that someone's seed can grow a Nine Heavens Profound Girl, what about my seed? I don't ask for any Nine Heavens Profound Girl, just a fairy..."

...At this moment, in Rusha's room, she, who was sleeping soundly, seemed to hear a certain familiar laughter faintly. It was this laughter... so obscene... She closed her eyes tightly and didn't know what she dreamed of, so she frowned slightly. Frowning, he turned over and went back to sleep.

(End of this chapter)