The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 145
"Zhu Xian" was finally released; the local box office finally came to 22.3 billion.

Judging from the current market reaction in island countries, Bangzi countries and other places, how can the peripheral box office make up another [-] to [-] million;

It is also a good result;

For the two Hollywood movies in the same period, "From the Future" had a box office of 8.9 million; "Star Wars" was slightly better, with a box office of 10.8 billion;
But compared with their predecessors, this number is far lower than the publisher's expectations. Coupled with the continuous and high publicity expenses caused by "Three Kingdoms" and the extremely high proportion of box office distributed, these two It can be said that this imported film basically did not make any money in China;

After discussing with Liu Ma, Yang Zhu did not extend the secret key;

To be a human being, you must know how to measure. Since you can achieve results beyond your expectations while suppressing the two Hollywood films of the same period, then don't be greedy;
Do you really think that the above promise only needs a fluffy sentence?
That's a price to pay!
Judging from the current box office diving rate of "Zhu Xian", even if the secret key is extended for another month, coupled with an additional large amount of promotional expenses, it can harvest another [-] to [-] million box office at most;

For the sake of this point, say more or less at the box office, and waste a promise and a hard-won favor from above, that is what only a fool can do!
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After being busy for more than ten days in a row, Yang Zhu's side finally calmed down;
"Resident Evil 2" has been decided to be directed by Yang Xiao, starring Wan Jing, the rest of the actors will be chosen by himself, and finally Yang Zhu will watch it;

"Second Depression" was shot by Yang Jin, and all the actors still acted like this;

Just yesterday, the little white rabbit who received the filming schedule looked at Mr. Yang tearfully;

Not only will she not be able to see him for several months, but more importantly, due to the needs of the plot, she will go to special training again;

Hmm...it's a crash course in fighting moves,

In order not to make her movements look soft or awkward, she not only needs to learn fighting postures, but also needs to exercise her explosive power and muscle control.

Little White Rabbit, who has been training constantly since his debut, finally collapsed.
One night, I bit the hand next to me that was causing trouble on me, and cried with great grievance: "How long will I have to live like this [preparing for the college entrance examination] every year?"

Yang Zhu rubbed the small teeth marks on his shoulders, and bared his teeth: "There is no way, these are what an actor should know;"

"The previous operas, ancient etiquette, and vocal music are all basic skills, and you have seen the benefits yourself;"

"As for the jujitsu and fighting that I will learn later..."

"If you look at it this way, after learning fighting, even if you are a good-looking guy, you will be much safer when you go out. Foreign countries are no better than domestic ones. Sometimes even if you put on airs, it may save your life!"

"Also, don't think I don't know what those newly bought anti-wolf sprays and electric shock devices in your bag are for,"

"Don't say that your things can't pass the customs, even if you buy another set in the United States, when you are in danger, those things may not be as good as your random gestures;"

"After all, for the people of the US Empire, we are [mysterious Orientals] who know kung fu!"

"But having said that, you are timid enough. You have been away from filming for at least a month or two. Regardless of whether it is useful or not, you just bought a lot of messy things."

"Why, do you want to contribute to the prosperity of the motherland's market before going abroad?"

The little white rabbit blushed a little, and said in a low voice: "Isn't it because I have been watching the news in the United States recently, and I feel a little nervous?"

Indeed, Little White Rabbit, who hadn’t paid much attention to it before, only found out after watching the news for several days that the social security in the United States is far from what she thought it was; more often than not;
Introverted yellow-skinned people are at the bottom of the ecological chain; in places with slightly poor security, regardless of whether they are white-skinned or dark-skinned, they are often discriminated against and are often used as cash machines when they have no money. .

Thinking of this, the little white rabbit could only nod his head. In those places, more life-saving measures are necessary. Although local security personnel have been hired, who can guarantee that there will be no accidents by then?
You know, all crews, especially crews other than American Emperor, are fat in the eyes of local gangsters!

But after a while, the little white rabbit suddenly stared at Yang Zhu with a look of enlightenment in his eyes:

"I suddenly understood why you want me to learn so many things!"

Yang Zhu was a little puzzled: "Is this something unclear? That's all, you still need to understand now?"

The little white rabbit said bitterly: "The other things are of course compulsory courses for actors,"

"But... you ask me to practice jujitsu and muscle control, you don't have any good intentions at all!"

"Hmph! Licentious and shameless!"

Yang Zhu was taken aback for a moment, then touched his chin, and laughed;

Unexpectedly, the little white rabbit also knew his intention of letting her practice jujitsu,
Hmm, I am really enlightened...

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More than a week later,
Since the little white rabbit reluctantly left;

Yang Zhu also returned to the salted fish life he dreamed of, eating all day long and waiting to die;

Unexpectedly, just a few days after Ansheng's birthday, Lin Keran would come over for tea from time to time in the name of "asking for advice". In the end, he came almost every day.

In line with the attitude of "throwing in papaya and repaying Qiongju", Yang Zhu was quite attentive in sharing his various arguments with her at the beginning.

As a result, it was soon discovered that this eldest lady and Ben were just idle and bored, and came here to dawdle, so they gradually became perfunctory;
Unexpectedly, this child shoe found out that after Yang Zhu had been talking nonsense all day long, instead of getting angry, he became more energetic and started chatting with him about gossip and news. After a few days, he actually looked like a dog-meat friend ;
Today, this dog meat friend insisted on dragging Yang Zhu out, saying that a group of his friends had an appointment and asked him to accompany him there.

Yang Zhu found various reasons to shirk at first, until Miss Lin promised that she would secretly "sweep" some good tea at home...

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"This is it?" Sitting on the co-pilot of the bright yellow trident, Yang Zhu looked at the clubhouse in front of him, which was located in an ancient courtyard deep in a well-known royal garden park, with a lack of interest;

"Yes, this is Xiaoguzi's new club. It is said that there is a cave inside!" Lin Keran looked at the gold-rimmed plaque above, then at the red-lacquered gold-nailed door, and nodded, this should be it.

Yang Zhu chuckled and didn't say anything.
He had heard of this place before, it used to be the mansion of a certain prince, it was considered a relatively famous high-end club on the face of God,

But to be honest, if it wasn't for business reception, coming here is purely for showing off and partying;

He can only say that Miss Lin's group of so-called friends are young children who haven't been beaten by society.

After entering the door, he drove for a while, and parked the car in an extremely vast open-air parking lot. Yang Zhu looked at the famous cars around him, thinking about when he would get a [-]-bar parked here to show off, while Lin Keran walked forward slowly and unhurriedly.

Passing by a few palaces that had already become somewhat unhealthy, Lin Keran plunged into a slightly remote path, and not long after, he came to a place surrounded by fences;

Lin Keran took out a small card from the bag and handed it to the staff at the door. After scanning it on the portable inquiry machine, he respectfully led the two inside.

After entering, Yang Zhu discovered that this place was actually an island in the middle of the lake. The scenery was pretty good. Other than that, he didn't think there was anything unusual about this place.

Walking to an ancient building with many large glass, the two walked in. There were already seven or eight young men and women chatting and laughing inside.

Yang Zhu scanned it, um, it can’t be seen from the outside, the area is quite large, at least 300 square meters, and the inside is also trying to restore the royal style of the braided dynasty, everywhere is yellow and bright, with a pile of mahogany furniture, it’s not that bad mean.

Seeing Lin Keran coming in, a group of people came to say hello one after another, and the young lady bluffed with the group of friends very familiarly.

"Who is this?" A second-generation ancestor with a good figure glanced at Yang Zhu and asked Lin Keran.

"Oh, he's a friend of mine, and he's usually a deadly nerd. Today, I brought him here to see the infinite scenery of the world;"

"Otherwise, if he stays in the room like this, I'm afraid he will suffer from depression sooner or later." Lin Keran explained with a smile.

Yang Zhu rolled his eyes and thought to himself, how can you, a little girl, understand the supreme meaning of the word "house", it is an attitude towards life that is very close to the way of nature, understand! ?

The second generation ancestor heard Lin Keran's rather intimate introduction, looked at Yang Zhu in surprise, and then stretched out his hand like a gentleman: "Hello, my name is Gu Zhang, Gu Lingzhi of my father [Heguang Group]; What is the name of this brother?"

Yang Zhu almost didn't laugh, Gu Zhang?applaud?

What were your parents thinking when they first named you?

However, seeing the faint displeasure towards the [enemy army] in his eyes, he looked at Miss Lin with some amusement in his heart, then stretched out his hand with a silly face, shook him, and then shook his hand slightly. He said in a tense tone:
"Hello, my name is Yang Zhu, I am an ordinary employee of Dahua Investment, and I mainly help the eldest lady on weekdays."

Lin Keran twitched the corners of her mouth when she heard Yang Zhu's nonsense. Is this salty fish boy so displeased with his friends?

Gu Zhang frowned when he heard that, although he couldn't figure out why Lin Keran brought such a person in, the strange emotions in his eyes dissipated, and he still said a few polite words.

After greeting everyone with different expressions, Yang Zhu sat in a corner of the room near the door with a very reserved look;
Looking at the people who continued to laugh together, Yang Zhu smiled and said to himself that at least the second generation ancestor of this ticket had passed the basic etiquette, and there was no such situation as having his nostrils turned upward;

But in fact, this is the normal state of China's rich second generation; unless they are suddenly rich and can't find the north, these people will be forced to receive elite education, or follow their own Parents of your parents go in and out of various social occasions; no matter what you think in your heart, the basic etiquette on the surface is always in place;
As for those brain-dead rich second generations written in online novels...

Just take a look, don't take it seriously, it's not that there are no such people, it's just that the proportion is pitifully low; as long as you have been in this circle for a few years, there will be more or less in the city; otherwise, according to China's national conditions, pointing to Maybe one day I won't be able to jump up;

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Yang Zhu squinted his eyes comfortably, as if sleeping but not sleeping;

Suddenly, the door was opened, and a female voice sounded familiar: "Hey, isn't this our Director Yang? Why are you sitting here?"

Yang Zhu opened his eyes, only to find that it was Sima Qingcuo, whom he had never met a few times before. He was wearing a Hanfu from the Song Dynasty and standing in front of him with a faint smile.

She glanced at her with some displeasure, and after sweeping the astonished faces, a flattering smile appeared on her face: "So it's Miss Sima, you're here too?"

Sima Qingcuo was startled at first, and then looked at the person in front of him suspiciously. Could it be that he recognized the wrong person?

At this time, a young woman with a round face asked Lin Keran, who was holding back a smile, curiously: "Keran, isn't he an employee of yours? Why is he a big director again?"

Before Lin Keran could answer, Yang Zhu said first, "Miss Sima made fun of me. I just made a few small movies that didn't catch the eye. I'm a big director, and I just used DV to shoot them blindly!"

Sima Qingcuo looked at him with a smile that was not a smile, this black-bellied man has a serious tone, is he still a small movie?

Can you find a few "big movies" in Huaxia that have an actual investment of more than 5 million yuan and show them to me?
But looking at Yang Zhu's expression, she probably also understood that this guy is not willing to let others know his real identity. Shang felt a little apprehensive in his heart, not daring to open his mouth to pierce this piece of paper;

The round-faced woman became interested: "I really like watching movies. What movies have you made? Let me see if I have seen them."

Yang Zhu thought for a while: "Hmm..."

"A Tragedy Caused by a Bowl of Fried Rice, have you seen it?"

The round-faced woman listened to the imitation name, thought about it seriously, and shook her head;
A slight disappointment appeared on Yang Zhu's face: "Have you read "Two Women and Six Men on the Island"?"

Hearing this ambiguous name, everyone had strange expressions on their faces;
The round-faced woman looked a little unnatural, and quickly shook her head;

Yang Zhu's face was very disappointed, and he looked at her expectantly:
"Then...have you seen the movie "They Are All Crazy"?"

"It's beautiful, and I spent thousands of dollars to ask someone to do some special effects!"

Everyone couldn't help coughing out, thousands of dollars for special effects?Isn't that a few grades worse than fifty cents special effects? That thing can also be called a movie?
The round-faced woman was a little embarrassed to reveal Yang Zhu's scar again, so she quickly changed the subject;
Lin Keran and Sima Qingcuo, on the other hand, looked at Yang Zhu, who looked so battered, and looked at each other strangely, almost holding their breath.

After Sima Qingcuo arrived, the atmosphere in the room became even more enthusiastic;

Not long after, Sima Qingcuo showed off his tea art, and after getting some compliments, he walked up to Yang Zhu with a cup of tea;

Everyone didn't care. In their opinion, it was just that the two of them knew each other, and Sima Qingcuo had just "hurt" Yang Zhu's face, so he went over to comfort him. This kind of method of treating everyone well is very common, so it's not surprising. .

Just as Yang Zhu entered a light sleep state, he suddenly smelled a burst of fragrant wind, and immediately opened his eyes.

Seeing that it was Qingma Qingcuo, his expression was normal, but he moved back with some disgust,

Sima Qingcuo gently put the tea beside Yang Zhu, then frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"

Yang Zhu looked blank.

Sima Qingcuo glanced behind him and saw that no one was paying attention, then he gritted his teeth and said, "Is that why I'm so disliked by others?"

Yang Zhu touched his nose: "You have sprayed too much insecticide on your body, and my nose can't stand it."

Sima Qingcuo had blue veins hidden on her forehead. She suppressed her voice and said viciously: "What is an insecticide!? I sprayed Chanel No. 5! Do you understand how to appreciate it?"

Yang Zhu looked at her sideways, with a hint of sympathy on his face: "Do you have body odor?"

Sima Qingcuo almost collapsed, and said through gritted teeth, "You have body odor!"

Only then did Yang Zhu let out a long sigh of relief, and looked at her angrily: "What kind of perfume do you wear if you don't have body odor?"

Sima Qingcuo looked at this steel straight man, and almost didn't come up in one breath: "What's wrong with spraying some perfume? I'm a woman!!"

Yang Zhu looked at her with some pity, with a flash of contempt in his eyes, then picked up the teacup, took a sip, but said nothing.

Sima Qingcuo stared at him fiercely, and said word by word: "Yang Zhu, what do you mean?"

Yang Zhu sighed, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "I'm sighing that [Suhuazhai] has no skin, and there is no successor!"

"It's a pity for those recipes of mine."

The regret that cannot be expressed in the tone.

Sima Qingcuo said coldly: "Don't go online there, I'll spray some perfume, how can I mess with your old man so much?"

Yang Zhu sneered: "Did you know that Europeans and Americans would invent something like perfume?"

Sima Qingcuo frowned, she probably knew what the black-bellied man wanted to say.

Sure enough, without waiting for her to answer, Yang Zhu continued on his own:

"That's because European and American people have a strong odor, and before modern times, they didn't pay much attention to physical hygiene. In addition, in their genes, the dominant factor of body odor is relatively high, and body odor is very easy to appear. That's why perfume was invented. Come and spray yourself!"

"In the final analysis, the invention of perfume in Western Europe is the same as the invention of hair oil in ancient times. It is essentially a shameful thing!"

"So, on any really special occasion, if they see you wearing perfume or hair oil, they will look at you with pity or disgust;"

"In the eyes of people who really understand, if you wear such a strong perfume, it either means that you have body odor; or that you are a superficial woman at all!"

Sima Qingcuo's face turned green and white, and Yang Zhu looked at him, clearly despising him naked.

After finally suppressing the rising anger in his chest, Sima Qingcuo sneered and said: "Women all over China and the world are wearing perfume. If you have the ability, go and fight against them!"

Yang Zhu looked disgusted:
"First, I only said that there is a problem with wearing too much perfume, not that there is a problem with wearing perfume itself;"

"Second, regardless of the virtues of a woman, you know better than me; even if women all over the world are so superficial, that's none of my business!"

"If it weren't for the fact that I have some shares in Suhuazhai, and you are both Suhuazhai's heir and Lin Tu's woman, I wouldn't even bother to talk about you!"

Sima Qingcuo was almost out of breath, co-author, you old man thinks highly of me, that's why you pissed me off?
"Hmph, thank you, old man, for looking up to me, the little girl can't bear it!"

"It's not speculative, it's more than half a sentence, I'm leaving!"

Sima Qingcuo dropped his words in a strange way, and then left angrily...

After a while, Lin Keran found a reason to escape, sat beside Yang Zhu, and complained resentfully:

"Daddy Yang, why are you pissing off Qingcuo?"

"Even if it's not for the sake of her being my future sister-in-law, she's still a girl. Can you, old man, keep your word?"

Yang Zhu snorted a few times: "Usually that's all, but today..."

"Look at your brother's woman, as the heir of Suhuazhai, wearing a high-end Hanfu, but wearing a perfume that can be used as an insecticide. I don't spray her, it's unreasonable!"

Lin Keran was a little confused:
"Where is this going?"

"Don't worry about your identity, what clothes you wear, what's wrong with wearing some perfume, isn't this part of social etiquette?"

There was a sneer at the corner of Yang Zhu's mouth:
"Still social etiquette?"

"Do you really understand these four words?"

When the eldest daughter of the Lin family heard this, she became inexplicably nervous. She had known this poisonous-tongued man for so long, so she naturally knew that this was a prelude to quarrel with others. She quickly looked around at her clothes to make sure she didn't get implicated in that. That would be extremely embarrassing. Wonderful.

Yang Zhu looked at her nervous look, and his forehead darkened: "Don't look, you're fine!"

Lin Keran breathed a sigh of relief, and then asked curiously, "What did Qingcuo do wrong that made you so upset?"

Yang Zhu once again glanced at Sima Qingcuo in the distance with disgust: "Hmph, as the heir of Suhuazhai, if she is really allowed to come to the front of the stage, at her level, I'm afraid I'll be ashamed at that time." Throw it abroad!"

After a pause, Yang Zhu explained: "Just like the tea on every mountain has its own tea charm, every complete civilization has its own set of aesthetics and etiquette rules;"

"For example, you, although you are dressed casually today, overall, you are wearing a western style, so even if you wear a strong perfume, I didn't say anything to you."

"But your brother's woman is different. Since she is the heir of Su Huazhai and wears a high-end Hanfu, she is like a spokesperson for Chinese culture. Naturally, she must be evaluated according to Chinese standards of aesthetics and etiquette. "

"Hmph, think about it, if you were on a formal occasion and saw an islander wearing a kimono with a [civilized hat] on his head, how would you feel?"

Lin Keran thought for a while, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but amused: "That must be very funny, it doesn't move, it doesn't move, it looks like a clown!"

Yang Zhu nodded:
"That's the reason;"

"Your brother's woman is obviously wearing a Hanfu that represents China, but she wears Western-style perfume that can be used as an insecticide;"

"It's fine in private, if it's in a formal occasion, it will be ridiculed by others, just like we saw that islander wearing a civilized hat;"

"At that time, people will only think that the current Chinese culture is ridiculous, and Suhuazhai is just a pretentious brand."

"It's about my own interests and my face as a Chinese, I can bear this thing!?"

It was only then that Lin Keran understood why the man with a bad tongue was beating his own hair just now;

Although a little disapproving, he still opened his mouth to defend Sima Qingcuo:

"Can't you just tell people well?"

"As for pissing people off at every turn?"

"Furthermore, women in ancient China either scented themselves with fresh flowers or bathed in herbs, and only then did they steal the faint scent of coldness;"

"According to the living habits of our country now, how do you let people reach this level?"

"It's a big deal, I'll tell her, just spray it lighter in the future."

Yang Zhu sneered and shook his head:

"No matter how light you spray it, there are problems. No matter how the top and bottom notes of western perfumes change, they can't get rid of the base of alcohol;"

"Don't listen to the foolishness of those advertisements and marketing accounts; with alcohol, the smell will always be pungent and kitsch, which seriously conflicts with the ancient Chinese culture!"

Lin Keran is a little speechless, this guy is too serious sometimes, but he can still tell you a lot of truths,

Now he asked helplessly:
"Then what should I do? I can't let people stop wearing perfume, and then light a stick of sandalwood in the house every day to infuse it. This is too embarrassing for people."

Yang Zhu looked at this wine and meat friend with some disgust:

"I told you to read more books a long time ago, but if you don't listen, you know how to play around all day long. Are you making a fool of yourself?"

"Who told you that in ancient times, aromas could only be produced by the methods you mentioned?"

"Eyebrow ink, lipstick, silver incense balls, rouge paste, sachet, incense seal, incense fan..."

"Swallowing, painting on the face, shampooing, wiping, dyeing, wearing, holding in your hands, everything;"

"Which one can't use the aroma of plants to produce a cool aroma?"

"The most important thing is that when these things are combined in a certain combination, the compound natural fragrance produced can't be compared to a mere bottle of perfume."

"As for the most critical incense-making process of these things..."

"Not to mention anything else, in "A Dream of Black Mansions", thirteen incense-making techniques are clearly recorded;"

"She Suhuazhai's family has a big business, can't afford to invite a group of experts to test one by one?"

"In my opinion, it's entirely because they don't have this awareness. It's right that after so many years, there are still no decent related diversified sub-brands!"

Lin Keran listened blankly to Yang Zhu's nonsense at first, but in the end her eyes became brighter and brighter;
After listening, she directly showed ecstasy on her face:
"Daddy Yang, you really have a lot of ideas!"

"Some time ago, [Heilou Cuisine] was restored, indicating that the content about the craftsmanship should be credible;"

"If it is true that what you said can replace perfume and lipstick are restored;"

"This is a market size of hundreds of billions!"

"According to the current retro trend is getting stronger and stronger, there must be a huge market for these things;"

"As long as you occupy 5%, no! 3% market share, this is a proper cornucopia!"

"At that time, Dahua Investment will join in. Once these series of products are developed and proved to be attractive, we can take advantage of the tide of public opinion on [recovery] and vigorously promote them."

"You know, those foreign perfumes and lipsticks are extremely expensive, and they don't actually fit the aesthetics of women in our country. As long as the core communication group takes the lead, this [retro] effect will definitely snowball. Bigger."

"Within five years, relying on Suhuazhai's brand influence and the channel integration capabilities of our peripheral companies' cross-influence, we will definitely be able to grab 3% of the market share;"

"And, with the development of our Huaxia e-commerce, internationalization is definitely the trend of the future,"

"The so-called [nationality is the world's], when the time comes, as our China's international influence gradually rises, we can also ruthlessly cut a wave of foreign leeks..."

After having sex for a full 5 minutes, Lin Keran looked for her hair with excitement on his face.
Looking at her back, Yang Zhu twitched his mouth with some toothache,

It seems that I inadvertently found a new way for Su Huazhai to make a fortune?

Damn, it's a loss, I should charge some consulting fees...

(End of this chapter)