The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 162 Why are you here?

Time soon enters December,

Yang Zhu stopped and walked every day, holding a stack of maps in his pocket marking various homeless gathering points, and then watched countless homeless people with different expressions gathered together, surrounding the antique-like black and white TV, or Watching the various programs on the two free channels with relish or occasionally cursing, a faint sense of excitement welled up in my heart;

Since the semi-narrative documentary "The Homeless Extruded from the Bubble" was broadcast twice a week, this program with a clear vision was quickly included in the must-see programs for homeless people. Yang Zhu's Observation shows that with the deepening of the content of the program, the reaction of most homeless people has changed from numbness at the beginning to anger that they gradually feel;

What Yang Zhu needs to worry about now is not whether these people start a fire, but whether they will "spontaneously combust" ahead of time;
but……

It has to be said that the commentaries in the program that gather the painstaking efforts of various non-profit organizations should not be underestimated. There must be theory and data, coupled with Jeff's tearful accusation with holy light, completely created a A "hell is in America" ​​feeling.

Now, apart from the homeless group, many people in society have paid attention to this documentary with a score of 8.9 on "Rotten Tomatoes". Many people on the Internet have spontaneously discussed various problems in the United States. accounted for the majority;
This kind of situation is rare, you know, this is the United States that entertains to death!
In the past, except for some college students who still retained their innocence, or social critics who made a living out of it, how many grassroots people would be keen to discuss in-depth social issues in the United States?
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One day, Mr. Yang was lazily lying on a bench in the park and squinting his eyes. I have to say that in this cold weather, basking in the sun is simply an addictive enjoyment.

While half asleep and half awake, Yang Zhu seemed to feel a figure standing in front of him;
Feeling a little alert in my heart, I suddenly opened my eyes,

But he saw a familiar figure staring at him in disbelief with red circles around his eyes;

"Boss..."

"How did you become like this?"

Yang Zhu let out a long sigh of relief, and stood up from the bench. He didn't know how to explain it for a while, so he stretched out his right hand and scratched his head: "This...why are you here?"

The little white rabbit pouted, pounced, and hugged Yang Zhu tightly, ignoring the sour smell on his body, and sobbed.

Looking at that little face showing true feelings, Yang Zhu's heart, which had become more and more severe during this period, suddenly softened a lot.

Putting aside his black chicken paw-like hands, Yang Zhu hesitated for a while, but still hugged the little white rabbit around his shoulders, and patted her on the back lightly;

After a long while, Yang Zhu grinned in the little white rabbit's ear and said, "Let go first, even if you don't take pity on my waist, with so many people watching, this situation is not suitable for news?"

The little white rabbit raised its head first, scanned the surroundings with its still red eyes, then let go of its hands a little embarrassedly, took a step back, and counted the ants with its head down;
It turned out that this strange scene of a man and a woman with very different appearances embracing each other has long attracted the attention of many passers-by. When they saw the two separated, the passers-by smiled and looked away; They applauded, and then moved away.

After seeing the passers-by nearby dispersed, the two found a hidden corner to chat;

"Is your film finished?" Yang Zhu asked curiously.

The little white rabbit looked aggrieved at this man who was as shiny as a beetle:

"The filming was finished more than half a month ago, but I haven't dared to finish it, I just gave the actors a vacation;"

"Director Yang Xiao has been unable to contact you, and the movie clips he sent you have no feedback, so he can only bite the bullet and do this;"

"Now, he is anxious like an ant on a hot pot. Without your nod, he wouldn't dare to use it for special effects."

Yang Zhu looked at the little white rabbit with the words "You don't care about me at all" written all over his face, and scratched his head apologetically. The matter in his hands was too important during this time, so that he forgot about it.

Although I hastily explained when I first arrived in the United States that the two films only need to be shot strictly according to the script, but "Resident Evil 2" is completely different from "The Second Depression",
The latter only needs the actor’s expressions to be in place, and the lines are strictly in accordance with the requirements of the script. However, in addition to these, “Resident Evil 2” pays more attention to stunts and fighting effects. is especially important,

However, Yang Xiao didn't have much experience in these two areas at the beginning. Although he grew up very quickly, after simulating it in his mind, he felt that the current shots were not problematic, but after all, he lacked some confidence and needed Yang Zhu to nod his approval. Only then dare to finish.

"OK, I'll spend some time in a day or two, and then give him an answer." Yang Zhu thought for a while and said;
Anyway, my preliminary work has basically been completed, and the rest is just to monitor and see the tricks at any time. The rest of the time can also be freed up to do other things.

For example, after watching a movie, I will hang out with my girlfriend, and eat tofu.

Thinking of this, Yang Zhu approached the little white rabbit with a sinister smile, wanting to taste the red lips that he hadn't touched for a long time.

In the end, it still touched the target. The little white rabbit first wrinkled its nose, and then held two index fingers to block its nostrils: "Smelly!"

So Yang Zhu retreated magnificently...

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A four-star hotel in New York,
Several waiters saw a scene that they will never forget;
A well-dressed Asian female resident walked in with a dirty and smelly homeless man on her arm without hesitation, then threw a credit card over and reported a series of size numbers , asked them to purchase three sets of outfits, and specifically explained the brand. After leaving a tip of three hundred dollars, they continued to enter the elevator with the homeless man on their arms;

Looking at the woman who doesn't care about the stains on her clothes,
The waiters had seen a lot of weird scenes, but they still looked at each other in blank dismay. Which one is this?
Could it be that women nowadays have such strong tastes?
Or, that tramp is actually a rich man, and he just came to play the trick of "observing people's sentiments"?

After washing in the bathroom for more than an hour, Yang Zhu returned to his original state and walked out wearing a bathrobe.

"You shouldn't have tipped so much, you loser, three hundred dollars is enough to eat two thousand chicken butts!" Yang Zhu said indignantly.

When the little white rabbit heard that the boss called her a "prodigal wife", she wasn't angry at all, but smiled even more cheerfully;

"Okay, okay, when you are away from home, you have to win some face for us Chinese people, right? Three hundred dollars, I will buy you some face!"

"Besides, where do you get grilled anchovies from America?"

The little white rabbit was eloquent, and then took the newly bought clothes and compared them to Yang Zhu, and finally chose a set: "I know that you don't like foreign products, no, I asked the waiter to buy you the Huaxia brand." , can be regarded as difficult for others, just for this, three hundred dollars is not a loss."

Yang Zhu looked at the "Black Bean" brand clothes and pants and the "Black Dragonfly" brand leather shoes, and nodded with satisfaction.
Then he looked at the red underwear with the word "福" embroidered all over it, and his forehead turned a little black: "Is this your aesthetic?"

The little white rabbit said in a tone as if coaxing a child:

"Isn't this in a foreign country? When Lin Tu called me and asked me to come to you, I could faintly hear some uneasiness in his tone,"

"Seeing you dressed as a homeless man again, although I don't know what happened, but I know that you must be doing some risky things,"

"So, I bought you this pair of red underwear. What if it can really drive away evil spirits and keep you safe?"

Yang Zhu thought, sure enough someone called you over on purpose, it should be the old fox's idea, probably because he was afraid that he would move too much behind him, and he didn't dare to press himself from above, for fear that he would tear himself apart;
Therefore, letting the little white rabbit come to accompany me is also a reminder that I am not alone, and I have to think about others, and leave some retreats when doing things.

Although he didn't take the old fox's thoughts seriously, he was very grateful for the little white rabbit's concern, so he took off his bathrobe and put on his underwear without hesitation;

Looking at the little white rabbit who turned around early to avoid it, Yang Zhu smiled and said, "What are you hiding from? Do you think you will never have to face this again?"

The little white rabbit blushed and spit lightly: "Don't be ashamed!"

Yang Zhu looked at the blush on her face, couldn't help moving his index finger, with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, and rushed towards her viciously...

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An hour later, the two of them left the hotel. Little White Rabbit took out his mobile phone and kept looking for restaurants that satisfied him;
Taking the time to look at the depressed official Yang, the little white rabbit coquettishly shook his arm: "Okay, don't be angry, okay?"

Yang Zhu had a look of despair on his face: "What an evil auntie!"

The little white rabbit wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh loudly, so he bit his lip hard: "Anyway, you're not losing money, you've taken advantage of everything."

Yang Zhu seemed to be exhausted from all the strength in his body, and he glanced at her angrily: "I think you did it on purpose, why didn't you say that today is your menstrual period?"

The little white rabbit showed innocent eyes, with a look of grievance on his face: "Who knew that you really wanted to come today, didn't you just take advantage of it before and end it?"

Yang Zhu remembered how this little girl didn't resist or panic at that time, and hated her so much that she gave her a shudder: "I think you just want to see me laugh!"

The little white rabbit covered his forehead, pouted and retorted: "How can there be!?"

His eyes revealed the triumph of a successful prank...

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"Boss, I can't figure it out. Director Lin said that your task has been completed long ago. Why did you continue to pretend to be a homeless man at that time?"

The little white rabbit looked worried at the sauerkraut pork knuckle in front of him, and didn't know what the BOSS was thinking. It was not a good choice, but he had to choose a German restaurant. Such a fat knuckle would look greasy, so how could he eat it?
Yang Zhu picked up a grilled sausage with a fork and stuffed it into his mouth. He still likes to eat German sausages, which have a lot of lean meat and very little fat, especially this one that claims to be authentic Lingen red sausage], the flavor of marjoram spice is very strong, although the salt taste is a little bit heavy, but after chewing carefully, it has a different flavor.

Watching the little white rabbit use a knife and fork to pick out a piece of lean meat from the pork knuckle, then creatively put it in the sour cabbage leaves that were originally eaten with sausages, and then bite off;
Yang Zhu imagined the sour feeling, shuddered, and replied:

"mission completed?"

"It doesn't exist, there are still a lot of things behind!"

"As for why I will continue to be a homeless..."

"Don't you think, as a salted fish, I'm a good match for the job of a tramp?"

The little white rabbit looked at the excited look of his boss as if he had found a new door in life, and couldn't help rolling his eyes. What kind of muscle is your old man having cramps again?

Yang Zhu cut a piece of pork knuckle skin off, put it in his mouth, and said vaguely:
"Think about it, you can eat and wait to die in a fair manner, without doing anything, and you can guarantee that you will not die of hunger every day,"

"When you get tired of staying in one place, you can go to another place as you like and see different scenery;"

"Except for the lack of a place to sleep at night, the lack of personal safety, and the lack of conditions for washing, it's perfect!"

"However, when we return to China, these problems will not be a problem,"

"I have decided that I will also become a homeless man with quality of life in the future!"

"If I have to shout SLOGAN, then my goal is to become the number one homeless man in China!"

The little white rabbit looked at the expression of his boss, and suddenly felt so ashamed. He quickly looked around and found that no one was paying attention, so he was relieved.
Otherwise, I really have no face to go out to meet people...

(End of this chapter)