The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 187
"Scene [-], Scene [-], ACTION!"

Following the order of the assistant director, amidst the sound of gunshots, Yang Zhudi ran out from behind a small earthen wall that was obviously a toilet, holding his trousers up. His simple and honest face was full of panic and incomprehension. I tried to fasten the belt several times, but because my hands were shaking so badly, the buckle couldn’t get stuck in the small hole. In the end, I just held the belt in one hand, bent over, and groped towards the outside of the village in a very sneaky way. , that looks really funny;
Suddenly, when passing through the corner of an alleyway, Yang Zhu and a mercenary who was looking for a shooting angle met face to face. At first glance, he saw the muzzle of the other party's M4 black hole was quickly raised. The bewildered and bewildered expression, but in the blink of an eye, turned into that kind of frantic expression after being terrified to the extreme,

When the next lunge turned sideways, while avoiding the muzzle, both hands pinched the guide rail above the M4 tightly, preventing the opponent from having the opportunity to adjust the muzzle;

And the mercenary didn't hesitate to lift the muzzle of the gun with all his strength. After finding that he couldn't shoot effectively, he immediately let go of his hands, pressed his right hand on the oval button on the upper right side of the gun trigger in the lightning, pulled out his left hand, and fired. Clamped away instantly,

When Yang Zhu saw the other party making such a move, he was taken aback for a moment,
Seeing the mercenary throw away the magazine, and then pull out the black Beretta 92F pistol from his thigh, he quickly stepped back in small steps, intending to open a safe distance to shoot;

Horror appeared in Yang Zhu's eyes again, and then he dropped the M4 and took a big lunge forward without hesitation, his waist showed an obvious sideways twist, and his right hand hit the mercenary's right arm with the gun as fast as lightning;
"Sting~!" Yang Zhu's jeans, which had been loosened to the thigh, unexpectedly had a long rip in the crotch during this lightning-like lunge, and even the zipper was torn open, and the buttons popped out, faintly visible Yang Zhu's red boxer pants and the powerful muscles at the base of his thighs.

Seeing Yang Zhu's pointed fist attacking his right arm, the mercenary's pupils shrank, and the left arm that was originally supporting the pistol was quickly raised, using the tip of his elbow as a block, and then raised his right hand, the palm of his hand violated the principle of holding a gun. Turning a corner, he quickly turned the muzzle of the gun towards Yang Zhu, his movements were cold and crisp, which actually had the flavor of "gun fighting".

"Pa~!" Yang Zhu's sharp fist hit the mercenary's elbow, and both of them showed painful expressions on their faces at the same time, but Yang Zhu was in pain with the madness of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, while the mercenary's face was in pain. With unbelievable horror.

Sudden pain, the mercenary's body trembled uncontrollably, and the bullet from the pistol in his right hand missed;

After missing a single shot, the mercenary did not immediately adjust the muzzle to shoot. Instead, he quickly rolled back a few times until the distance between the two was about three meters, and then half-knelt on the ground, dying with killing intent Staring at Yang Zhu, while rubbing the numb tendons on the tip of his elbow desperately, there was a hissing sound between his clenched teeth.

Looking at the mercenary's posture at the moment, Yang Zhu was overjoyed, ignoring that almost all of his boxer pants were exposed, he made another lunge and ran towards the mercenary, but his eyes were fixed on the mercenary's right hand;

At this moment, a hill-like figure suddenly appeared on the right front of Yang Zhu, and the M60 in his hand seemed to be lightly held in one hand, and the black muzzle pointed at Yang Zhu's upper body;

"Oriental?"

Ivanov looked at Yang Zhu in surprise, glanced at his pale companion with cold sweat on his forehead, first raised his eyebrows, and said in a teasing tone: "Slingshot, it seems that you ate a lot. What a pain!"

The mercenary known as the slingshot pursed his lips and didn't speak. He just continued to rub his elbows, but his body relaxed visibly.

Ivanov looked at the reaction of his companions, showing a somewhat surprised expression, and then looked at the desperate Yang Zhu after the sudden stop, his eyes showed the joy of finding a prey, and the corners of his mouth showed a hint of ferocity and bloodthirsty smile:
"Come on, black-haired little guy, let me satisfy my hunger!"

Ivanov threw the M60 beside his companion, stirring up heavy dust and smoke,

"Pfft!" Throwing down the bullet chain on his body again, there was a muffled sound, and then he moved his body and raised his fingers towards Yang Zhu...

"CUT!"

The assistant director shouted the order, and after seeing Yang Zhu nodded, he continued with a loudspeaker:
"This pass!"

"The camera adjusts the shooting angle, pushes the two high-speed cameras to the designated position, and pays attention to capture the detailed shots of Director Yang and Ivanov. Let's continue to take another shot while we are still in the state!"

After hearing this, the mercenary named "Slingshot" breathed a long sigh of relief, and then raised his hand to call for the medical staff;
The one just now, although only a short 20 seconds, but Yang Zhu said in advance that in order to ensure the shooting effect, he will not leave too much affection when the time comes,

So, if the mercenaries are distracted, don't have the strength to deal with it, are injured or disabled, don't blame yourself;
Therefore, in the short few fighting moves just now, Yang Zhu was all serious, and if he didn't deal with it well, something would happen; when his life was threatened, the slingshot completely relied on the stimulation of the adrenal glands to make those few moves. An action completely beyond his standard - in fact, he himself is very satisfied with it;
But the fly in the ointment is that Yang Zhu, the bastard gold master, is really willing to hit hard. After receiving that blow on his elbow, he really developed a lump the size of an egg, and even his left arm lost consciousness for a short time. , there was a stabbing pain that went deep into the bone marrow, and there was no sign of relief until now;

Therefore, his pale face and dense cold sweat just now were completely a reflection of his body, and at that moment, the irrepressible murderous intent in his eyes was also completely from the heart.

Ivanov looked at his companion who was being helped to apply medicine to the side and was constantly massaging the wound, seeing the bead of sweat on his forehead and the uncontrollable pain, and felt a little uneasy in his heart.

It seems that after the filming officially started, Yang Zhu's strikes were much more ruthless than before. It's about to be his turn in a duel with him. Will he be abolished?

At this moment, the assistant director's voice came: "The camera is in place, all the actors, please get ready, the next shot will be taken in one minute!"

Ivanov heard the voice that reminded him of his death, and looked at Yang Zhu, who looked ridiculous not far away, but couldn't laugh at all...

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At night, more than a dozen big bonfires were lit outside the tent.
The temperature difference between day and night in this place in Afghanistan is extremely hot during the day, but it can freeze you into a popsicle at night.
Therefore, when the tent lacks sufficient heat preservation equipment, huddling together and enjoying the fire is the most suitable way of heating;
At this moment, there are all kinds of fruits and drinks beside these bonfires, as well as whole sheep that are forked on the shelf and roasted with delicious Chinese chef's secret ingredients;

Beside a fire in the middle, Yang Zhu and seven mercenaries were sitting together, enjoying the roast mutton split by the security personnel - I don't know if the above is overthinking, except for the security personnel, the rest of the people are not Access to knives is allowed, and even the chefs are actually security personnel.

With a bruised nose and a swollen face, Yang Zhu picked up the juice and said to these mercenaries who had suffered enough today:
"Good performance today!"

"So I decided, if you keep this state, after the movie is released, I will give you 5% of the box office share as your reward!"

The eyes of the group of mercenaries suddenly lit up, and the pain on their bodies disappeared without a trace. After contacting them for a while, they naturally knew that the movies made by this ruthless director were all box office hits. If it is hundreds of millions of dollars or more than billions of dollars, even after deducting the theater share and paying taxes, the 5% of the box office share is definitely far more than his own salary.

Ivanov raised his left arm with difficulty, and slapped Yang Zhu on the shoulder: "Yang! You are too generous! You are a good person!"

Then he said with some dissatisfaction: "Such good news, we should open a bottle of wine to celebrate, but this is only damn fruit juice!"

Yang Zhu rolled his eyes: "Since we are in someone else's country, we must follow their traditions and taboos, okay?"

Of course Ivanov knew about the situation in Afghanistan. Here, alcohol, women, pork, and their favorite gamble were out of the question!

So he muttered a few times depressingly:

"This lamb is very good, but without the wine, it always feels almost tasteless!"

"Also, I'm planning to use wine to relieve the pain in my body!"

"Yang, you are too ruthless, I was almost crippled by you!"

Yang Zhu rubbed the corner of his swollen mouth:

"Since we want to pursue the truth, we must come to the truth, otherwise why would I ask you to come?"

"Your advantage is that you are truly top-notch mercenaries,"

"It's just that, in front of the camera, you need enough external stimulation to perform!"

"Besides, didn't I get beaten up by you too!"

Ivanov felt extremely happy when he thought that he had finally avenged himself today:

"Hey, who told you to write this paragraph in the script, you deserve the beating!"

"However, I directly suspect that you cut it for the second time, and let me act in the part where you beat you up, it's all for revenge!"

Yang Zhu snorted: "You think I'm so boring!"

"You still have the nerve to say that the first time you were facing me, your calves were soft,"

"That look, that facial expression, is like a pekinese dog that has seen a tiger. How do you ask me to do it for you?"

Ivanov smiled embarrassedly. When he was the first one, he was indeed too jealous of Yang Zhu, so the domineering and bloodthirsty that the character should have did not show at all, until he was severely beaten by Yang Zhu , aroused his ferocity, and finally passed the second one.

However, he also admired Yang Zhu. He was obviously a master, but he played that kind of stupid goose who was a rookie on the battlefield. He hesitated to receive a severe beating from himself, and did not seek fault and retaliate afterwards, no wonder he became a great director at a young age.

Yang Zhu chatted with the others, and finally said: "Actually, today, the guy who really caught my eye was the slingshot;"

"Although he didn't have many shots today, but the decisiveness in the part of throwing the gun, and the smoothness of unloading the magazine are really wonderful!"

"More importantly, his performance is completely different from the plot of the usual movie. After losing the gun, he didn't draw out the knife to fight me in the first reaction, but drew out the pistol to keep backing away to distance himself, even at the expense of Rolled several times on the ground full of small stones, "

"Don't underestimate these actions. After such a set of details, it will feel different to the audience,"

"For one thing, as long as you are not blind with the slingshot, you will know that he is a master;"

"Secondly, this kind of behavior of constantly retreating to maintain the advantage of one's own weapons makes people feel that this is a person with rich combat experience, not the kind of Tie Hanhan who clearly has a gun but refuses to use it, and only uses a knife to fight hard. .”

"Thirdly, it is to let the audience think, why is such a master with rich combat experience so obstinate?"

"Then the answer is very clear. On the real battlefield, it is extremely cruel. Any act of being handsome will kill yourself. Therefore, even a master like a slingshot must scurry around like a mouse to save his life; "

"In this way, the audience can see this kind of picture that is completely different from the plot of the usual movie, which can not only be refreshing, but also feel the real sense of reality in many details."

Still clutching his elbow, the slingshot was a little smug when he heard the words:
"That is, since Yang said that as long as the pursuit of truth is pursued, a mercenary can act as he should within the established plot framework, so I naturally brought the set on the battlefield;"

Then there was some contempt on his face:

"I've also seen a few movies, and it's okay to have so many bugs in them, especially those villains, who are so easily irritated that they throw away their guns and fight with the protagonist in close combat with knives at most;"

"Isn't this stupid?"

"Anyone with a sound IQ knows that between life and death, there are always some means to use. In order to survive, even chrysanthemums can be sold. Close combat is always the last resort. Facing an unarmed What does it count for the hero to shoot?"

"Also, after watching those movies, if the villain took the initiative to throw a gun and fight the male lead in close combat, I would still suspect that he has a problem with IQ, but after seeing the male lead being blown up at the blasting point and getting shot a few times I can still live like a dragon and a tiger like this, I almost doubt life!"

"You know, even if you are wearing body armor, as long as you don't insert a steel plate and get shot by an AK47, it will definitely be a big hole. Even if you don't die, you will definitely lose your combat capability,"

"And the male protagonist who didn't have any protective measures on his body, after being shot a few times, is still very strong, as if nothing happened. Could it be that they are superhumans?"

Yang Zhu smiled, he naturally didn't bother to explain that this was all kinds of magic changes made by the director in order to put a halo on the protagonist. In fact, if he didn't find a group of real masters like himself to make mercenary movies, any contemporary Gunfight movies, if you pursue reality, will make the audience yawn—have you ever seen a real gunfight scene?It's the kind where both sides hide behind bunkers and shields like turtles, and shoot indiscriminately with their guns raised without raising their heads.

Perhaps in the eyes of ordinary people, this is completely unbelievable, but in fact, if it is not for elite troops or regular military confrontations between major powers, this is a true portrayal of contemporary warfare.

So some people joked that even in a superpower like the United States, when ordinary soldiers lose heavy weapons and air support, their performance on the battlefield will definitely not be better than those Afghan villagers who have just touched guns!

So Yang Zhu changed the subject: "The way you unloaded the magazine just now is handsome enough. Have you used this move before?"

Hearing Yang Zhu mention this, Slingshot was even more proud:

"That's right, I said it was strictly based on the reaction on the battlefield, so it's true;"

"You have to know that those of us who are precision shooters are different from snipers. Not only do we need to shoot accurately, but we also have extremely high requirements for short-arc reaction ability;"

"Remember that time we were in Africa..."

Just bragging like this, eating meat, and soon ten o'clock in the evening, a group of mercenaries returned to the tent with some dissatisfaction under the reminder of Yang Zhu, and they had to get up early in the morning to film!
Li Lan and Liu Jiong, who were silent on the sidelines, saw Yang Zhu's "deliberate hostility", "forced suppression", "beating and selling miserably", "temptation of huge profits", "talking about equal rights", "flattering" all the way. Encouragement" and other means,

Although there was no disturbance on the face, there was a faint curiosity in his heart:

Many of these methods are very similar to those in the officialdom. Could it be that this guy has been in the past before?

Otherwise, why are you such a gas nerd?

With deep doubts, Liu Jiong changed peripheral shifts with another group of security personnel.

Li Lan, on the other hand, got into Yang Zhu's tent, sitting on the saddle like a robot, and fell asleep...

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PS: In the past two days, in order to check the information, I went over the wall to read a few articles of "Mercenary" magazine more than ten years ago. Although the English is poor, I can only understand half of the content, but I have to say...

Compared with large security companies such as Blackwater (now renamed XE Company) and EO, which have PMC licenses (Private Military Contractor Licenses), those only have PSC licenses (Private Security Company Licenses) and have been active in Africa, Central America, The many small mercenary regiments in the Middle East are living a miserable life!Sometimes I wonder, why don't they go back to their own country and live an honest life?Even receiving a relief fund is much better than the life described in the article!
(End of this chapter)