The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 32 What is this mess?

"Sun Jian, come here to sign the contract and get the script!"

Fatty Sun looked at the bright words of 50 on it, and pressed his fingerprint happily.

"Li Yi, come here to sign the contract and receive the script!"

A man as thin as a bamboo pole smiled stupidly and pressed his fingerprints.

"Natsuo, come here and sign the contract."

An honest man with a dull expression walked over...

………………

Sitting aside, the Lin brothers and sisters looked at a bunch of weird "actors" in front of them, and looked at each other in blank dismay.

Lin Keran: "Are you planning to make a comedy drama?"

Prince Lin: "No, it is said to be a tragedy."

Lin Keran: "Hmm... is this drama a ghost drama? Are these people here to play monsters?"

Prince Lin: "No, it's said to be an urban drama."

Lin Keran: "That wretched fat man should be the villain?"

Prince Lin: "No, that's the leading actor."

Lin Keran: "Sister Wan is the heroine?"

Prince Lin: "No, it is said that she may also be a female anti-one"

Lin Keran: "Then who is the heroine?"

Lin Tu: "It is said that it may be you, or you may be the opposite."

Lin Keran: "...I don't want to act in such a messy crew!"

Lin Tu: "No, you have to act!"

Lin Keran: "..."

Wan Jing: "Here, this is the script of the heroine and the heroine. The boss requires that you finish it within 2 hours."

Lin Keran: "Can I not act?"

Wan Jing: "Yes, as long as you can pass the BOSS level."

Lin Keran: "Can I pretend to be sick?"

Wan Jing: "Yes, the hospital is 300 meters away from the left."

Lin Keran: "Has anyone said that you are becoming more and more like that black-bellied man?"

Wan Jing: "..."

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Tired and paralyzed, Yang Zhu lay on the table,
He glanced at the little white rabbit and Lin Keran in front of him with empty eyes:

"Okay, now it's time to decide who will play the heroine and who will play the heroine."

Wan Jing and Lin Keran looked at each other: "Well...you are the boss, you decide!"

The attitude of the little white rabbit is very correct.

Officer Yang nodded approvingly.

Lin Keran secretly BSed her sister Wan,
He said timidly: "He is Xiaomengxin, I will act whatever Director Yang asks me to do."

The little white rabbit looked at her in surprise,
Yo, progress is fast!
Yang Zhu knocked on the table impatiently:

"Then it's settled. If Wan Jing's acting skills are a bit improvised, then she will play the female opposite."

"Lin Keran doesn't have any acting experience, so if she's a fool, then she'll make a cameo role as the heroine."

Miss Lin has black hair;
What is "stupid"?
You black-bellied man, can't you compliment this lady as "stupid and sweet"?
Also, what does it mean to "guest play" a heroine?
Can the heroine also make a guest appearance?

………………

After going through all kinds of hardships, the preparations for the crew are finally in place.

Next...

It's an actor's hell,
Ahem, it's time for "special training"...

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"Sun Jian, as the male protagonist, the highlight is entirely on you."

Daguan Yang patted the fat man on the shoulder amiably:

"How, do you have confidence?"

"Have!"

Fatty Sun, who was pregnant with a "huge sum of money", was full of confidence, and only felt that he had reached the pinnacle of his life.

"Very well, I've already said hello to a school for the handicapped."

"In the next half month, you will go there,"

"Study the facial expressions and movements of those students with minor disabilities, and how those people speak."

"Check your homework when you come back, if you don't study well..."

"Hum..."

An unscrupulous boss tapped a certain "compensation clause" on the contract,
After reading carefully, Fatty Sun's face turned pale.
then……

Was kicked onto the bus.

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"Natsuo, are you on good terms with your wife?"

Mr. Yang turned around and looked at this honest-looking man with a smile on his face.

"Well, director, it's pretty good."

The honest man answered honestly.

"Oh, that's good; give me your wife's number!"

"what?"

Xia Xiong froze for a moment, then looked at Mr. Yang vigilantly,

"What are you doing? My wife is already 32!"

Yang Zhu looked at him expressionlessly: "Do I have such a strong taste?"

…………

BBQ stall.

Yang Zhu viciously bit the sheep's kidney in his hand,

As if they were the group of actors with strange brain circuits...

"Boss, are you really okay?"

The little white rabbit looked at Yang Zhu with some resentment.

"There was Dou Wenying in the past, Li Mochou in the later, and now there is a female villain. Why do I think you deliberately want me to take the villain's path to the dark side?"

The brothers and sisters of the Lin family next to each other also nodded in unison.

It is clearly the condition of "Tsing Yi" + "Hua Dan", and as a result, several dramas in a row are arranged as villains.

However, his acting skills are quite good, what he acts like;
If this goes on...

Thinking of how Wan Jing would be thrown rotten eggs while walking on the road in the future;

Everyone felt that Wan Jing had encountered such a BOSS.

It's too pitiful...

So they all spoke up,

Lin Keran even took the initiative to ask to switch roles with Wan Jing, saying that the female antagonist of the play
Yang Zhu looked at these three people with contempt:

"If only Wan Jing said this, it would be understandable;"

"After all, she has little contact with society and the market, and her brain capacity is only one tablespoon."

The little white rabbit lowered its head and bit down a piece of oyster mushroom, imagining that it was the boss.

"But you two brothers and sisters, as the heirs of [Dahua Investment], even said that,"

"I can't help but worry about how long this brand will last after your parents retire..."

The brothers and sisters of the Lin family peeped at each other, not knowing why, why did this topic come up?
"Hmph... Do you know what [Seize Consumers' Minds] is?"

Daguan Yang looked at the three of them with a look of hatred.

The three of them nodded, and a flash of inspiration flashed by, but they missed the point at once.

"The so-called [consumer mind] generally means that each consumer can only remember at most 3-7 brands in each segment."

"Let me ask you, for the film and television industry, do audiences count as consumers?"

The three nodded in unison.

"Then think about it, are the actors in the film and television industry roughly divided into four branches of [Sheng Dan Jing Chou]?"

The three of them thought about it carefully, and they nodded a little.

"Even if we separate the TV circle from the movie circle, and remove old roles who are not suitable for young women;"

"Then the remaining five subdivisions are Zhengdan (Tsing Yi), Huadan, Wudan, Caidan (clown), and Guidan (the girl of Xiaojiabiyu);"

"According to the theory just now, the audience in the TV and movie circles combined can remember at most about 70 young actresses?"

"In fact, there are only about 30 people whose names can be called out at a glance..."

The three agreed;

Don't think that 70 places are too many, the competition in the actress industry is extremely fierce now, every day thousands of ignorant girls rush to the entertainment circle with the dream of being a star, and many of them have outstanding hardware conditions.

By the end of last year, there were nearly 20 registered actresses in Huaxia; only 20 of them stood out from the 70 army.

"According to your ideas, let Xiaobai...no, Wan Jing play Zhengdan or Huadan,"

"Let me ask you to count. How many young Zhengdan and Huadan do you remember?"

The three of them raised their fingers and counted:

"Li Binbin, Zhou Xun, Zhang Ziyi..."

Five minutes later, the three of them discovered that there were more than 5 people counted, far exceeding the "50 people" in the theoretical model, and Huadan accounted for the largest proportion.

"So in this case, how long do you think Wan Jing will be able to dance if she takes the route of Zhengdan and Huadan from the beginning?"

"As for what you think is a waste of her hardware..."

"Please! This is the entertainment industry, don't judge by the appearance standard of ordinary people?"

"With her mediocre looks and her body that doesn't matter what you want, it's a waste to waste..."

The little white rabbit fainted from crying in the toilet...

"So your plan is to let Wan Jing take the villain's line to stand out first, and then slowly transform?"

Prince Lin understood what Yang Zhu was thinking.

"Children can be taught. All the young actresses in the entertainment industry nowadays cherish their image very much. They are the heroine or the second heroine. How can they be willing to play the villain?"

"Besides, with their zombie-like acting skills, even if they are willing to play villains, can they compare to Wan Jing?"

"In short, planning, luck, and strength are indispensable to succeed in the entertainment industry;"

"If Wan Jing wants to stand out and go further, it is most suitable for her to take the path of [a villain with acting skills] now!"

"In the future... with fame and resources, isn't it easy to transform?"

Hearing that his boss had taken such painstaking efforts, Little White Rabbit was so moved that he almost kowtowed to the ground.

The way he looks at his boss is different:

Although my boss is not a good person, he still thinks about himself...

After a while,
Officer Yang suddenly slapped his knee:
"Hey... I thought there was another route suitable for Wan Jing!"

Everyone came to be interested.

"Wan Jing can try the [clown], this route is definitely suitable, female clowns are a scarce resource..."

White Rabbit:……

The emotion I felt just now was indeed an illusion...

(End of this chapter)