The Salted Fish Invading the Entertainment Circle

Chapter 85 Poor Eric

My name is Eric,
Poor innocent St. George's bartender,

A few days ago, when I was wandering on the street, a yellow-skinned Chinese man stopped me and asked me if I wanted to be an extra in a horror movie that wasn’t too scary;

The extremely boring life on weekdays has long made me want to seek some excitement, so I agreed;

Hmm...Of course, it must be stated that I was definitely not moved by the seemingly good salary, or I just wanted to seek some excitement;

Right, that is it!

but,

I didn't expect this stimulation to be so... violent!
………………

At the beginning, those yellow-skinned Chinese people put me on a train with a lot of locals. The train was a bit strange. I clearly saw that there were several suspension rails and iron seats reinforced on the outside of several carriages;
When the train is shaking slowly, looking at the scenery slowly moving back outside the window, I feel very comfortable.

Well, the windows of the whole car are locked, only mine is open, good luck!

God knows how long it has been since I took the train, but it seems that the speed of the train is much slower than I remember?

Well, never mind; a shot of tequila would be perfect;
The young director who looked like a street gangster on the seat at the end of the car just directed a few other people to set up cameras to shoot people in the car.

I'm a little disappointed, isn't it a good horror movie?
But that's right, I'm just a group performer, maybe I just shoot some daily shots;

Not long after, there seemed to be some commotion in the carriage behind, mixed with some screams of fear.

Curiously, I followed the others and turned my head to look. On the closed car door, nothing could be seen from the small piece of glass.
Suddenly, several figures slammed heavily on the car door, and then the door was opened, and three terrified locals stumbled in. One of the strong men ran two steps, then turned around suddenly, wanting to close the door;
At the moment when the car door was about to be closed, a figure leaned against the crack of the door, leaned out half of his body, and turned his head in a stiff posture to look at us;

my God!

Guess what I saw?
A blue-gray face appeared in front of my eyes, reminding me of those human samples soaked in formalin in my wife's hospital;

That completely lifeless face was covered with ferocious green and black blood vessels, and a pair of strange green eyes seemed to be looking at a cart of delicious food, full of greed, as if wanting to use that purple face with half of its flesh missing at any time. Hei Dazui bit us hard;
Seeing the monster's somewhat dull body shake slightly, the strong man seemed to be hit by a huge force, and was bounced hard to the ground;

then……

This monster threw itself on the strong man, opened its rotten mouth, showing gray teeth, bent down and bit the strong man's shoulder...

The terrified man wailed earth-shatteringly: "Don't!"

Then a blood arrow shot out...

The terrified screams of everyone in the carriage became tens of decibels louder...

Afterwards, more monsters rushed in with a strange and slow pace...

I swear, at that moment, my brain was blank and my heart ached. I knew that my coronary heart disease was about to attack again;

But at this moment, how can he control his little heart that wants to strike?
I just wanted to run for my life, but was horrified to find that my legs went limp uncontrollably;

In a panic, I saw the open car window;
"Jump out of the window!" A thought suddenly popped up in my mind,
Being disabled is much better than being eaten by these monsters!
Just as I was trembling towards the window...

A huge tongue with disgusting mucus and thorns suddenly appeared at the window, and circled half a circle as if to explore the way;
Then, a huge head that seemed to have only brain tissue stretched out from the window...

With the appearance of half of this huge monster, a somewhat disgusting and pungent smell rushed over;

To see this gigantic monster that seems to have been flayed and should only appear in hell,

I suddenly lost all strength, and let the huge tongue slowly approach my cheek;
The screams in my ears seemed to have gone away, and the pain in my heart became more and more unbearable;
"Hey~~~~~~Dude~~Trick! You have to let me take a quick-acting heart-rescuing pill before you eat me."

I didn't know what nonsense I was talking about. I tremblingly took out a small porcelain bottle from my pocket, pulled it out a few times, and then opened the bottle. I shook it twice in my hand and swallowed a handful of pills.
Pills are scattered all over the floor, no matter what, your life is gone, don’t worry about these wasted pills;
Hmm... this medicine seems to be from Huaxia...

Just as I was feeling the heat and humidity in my crotch, trembling and closing my eyes waiting to die...

"CUT!"

The Chinese young man yelled loudly, and then those zombie-like monsters stopped in their tracks, and the huge tongue also stopped in the air...

"Perfect, next one!" the Huaxia director yelled again.

I saw the strong man who should have been killed long ago climbed up as if nothing had happened, and shook the "blood" on his shoulder in disgust;
I just realized what,
This is making a movie?Is this what you mean by "not a scary horror movie"?
The hot and humid feeling in the crotch still did not dissipate, and a strong sense of shame and anger came from the fat heart that had just recovered, and I shouted angrily with endless blood rushing to my head:

"I'm CNM, you Chinese liar!"

Countless echoes came from the side, and following my call, many people even started yelling for 10 minutes, and the carriage suddenly became a passionate crusade meeting.

…………

Yang Zhu looked at the fat middle-aged white man swearing nonchalantly, he couldn't understand anyway.

Facing the anger of the people in the carriage, he also ignored them;
Now he is just covering his nose lightly, watching with some disgust that there are more than a dozen puddles of unknown liquid and vomit in the compartment;
"Go find someone to clean the carriage. Why do you continue to take pictures if it smells so bad?"

The two photographers on the side looked at their respective shots repeatedly, and everyone reacted with incomparable panic, and gave a thumbs up to Mr. Yang in admiration: "Director Yang, I really admire you, this shot really can't be done any more. Really!"

Then he looked at the blushing and thick-necked people with some worry: "But Director Yang, you didn't tell these extras the plot at the beginning, and just used special effects props to scare them. The effect is good, but...what will happen? okay?"

With the majesty of a proletarian, Yang Daguan glanced at the people in the carriage contemptuously: "What can happen? The contract is here, and they can't even let out a fart!"

Then he walked to another carriage calmly and started another "real shooting";
The cameraman, holding the camera, trembled as he listened to the curses that showed no signs of stopping.

Hmm...it's no ordinary person to be a director!

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In the dining car, more than a dozen people were sitting or standing;

There was a continuous sound of "bang bang" from outside the car door;
Whenever there was a relatively violent impact sound, Pan Yueming would bounce up like a spring, and after checking that the car door hadn't been broken open, he sat down softly again;

Lin Tu, who was dressed as a train conductor, leaned on the chair and looked at the anxious Pan Yueming with some distaste: "Even if you don't know how to conserve energy, there is no need to infect anxiety at all, right?"

Pan Yueming crossed his hands together, constantly digging at the other nail with one thumbnail, his eyes still glanced at the car door from time to time,

Then he asked with a slightly hoarse trill: "Why are you so calm? Are you not worried about those monsters rushing in?"

Lin Tu glanced at him: "I have estimated that the impact force of each impact of those monsters is about 200KG, and the bolt of this door is made of austenitic stainless steel 0Cr19Ni9, which is very good in toughness and hardness; It can withstand about 800-900 impacts, based on the frequency of impacts in 2 seconds, it will take at least 26 minutes to open the door; "

"And there are 6 ordinary carriages in front of us, and the power room and driver's cab are moving forward;"

"The doors of the power room and driver's cab are much safer than ordinary cars. That is to say, even if we don't enter the power room and driver's cab, we can resist monster attacks for at least 3 hours;"

"And three hours later, we had already arrived at the station. When the train accident occurred, the police had been called. By the time we arrived at the station, there were already countless policemen waiting for these monsters. We would be safe at that time. "

Wan Jing asked curiously: "Aren't you an ordinary conductor? How do you know so much?"

Lin Tu said with some pride, "I am a master of physics from Northwestern University."

Wan Jing was even more curious: "Northwestern University? That's a famous school. How come you, a master of physics, come to be an ordinary train conductor?"

Lin Tu's face was a little ugly, and he snorted, but he didn't answer.

Pan Yueming on the side said anxiously: "There are so many monsters in the car, I'm afraid the police may not be able to solve the problem by then."

Lin Tu glanced at him contemptuously, with yearning and fanatical expressions on his face: "America is the most powerful country in the world, and the police in our country are the best and best equipped in the world. Monsters, nothing to worry about!"

Wan Jing frowned: "Our country? Aren't you from Huaxia?"

Lin Tu's aura was a little weak, his eyes were a little evasive, and then he said in a confident tone: "I have lived in the United States for 6 years, and I am about to get married to my girlfriend. She is an extremely beautiful and noble woman. Daughter of an American farmer, after we get married, I can get a U.S. green card and become a real American citizen!"

"So...in my heart, America is already my homeland!"

Wan Jing looked at the picture of him showing off his neck necklace with his girlfriend, looked at the fat girl with freckles, and turned her face away with some disdain...

"CUT!"

"This pass!"

As soon as the words fell, Lin Tu said bitterly to Yang Zhu: "Daddy Yang, can we change my lines? This is too disgusting, even I want to vomit."

Yang Zhu said expressionlessly: "No, don't you want to play the villain? This kind of disgusting line is the most suitable for the villain."

Lin Tu was about to cry: "But...but it wasn't like this in the script I got back then."

Yang Zhu chuckled twice: "I rewrote this after I decided to change the shooting location. Why are you not satisfied?"

Actor Lin Tu dared not say that he was dissatisfied with the director's script. He frown and kept silent.

Pan Yueming on the side quietly asked the little white rabbit: "I said Wan Jing, why do I feel that Director Yang's mood was a bit wrong when he was filming this movie?"

The little white rabbit hehe: "Oh, this is a subtle but inhumane story..."

PS: There are two more chapters today

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