My super cowardly system

Chapter 1 The strongest system in the universe?
呲......

"Where is this?"

He Xiaofan stood in a pitch-black space, he stretched out his hand but couldn't touch anything.

呲... hiss...

"What sound?!" He Xiaofan turned his head violently, but there was still nothing around.

"Ding... found a host to attach to"

"Checking host match index"

"10%35%70%100%"

"Check completed, matching index: 98%"

"Start to detect the extent of system damage."

"Ding, the system damage is 87%"

"Enable emergency repair mode."

"Forcibly installing the most powerful system in the universe."

He Xiaofan looked at the pitch-black surroundings with a dazed expression, his whole body was in a fog.

"Who? Who are you? Who is talking? You."

Jingle Bell.!

Pfft! !

"Ouch!"

With a scream, He Xiaofan grinned and touched his buttocks and waist, slowly got up from the ground, and at the same time he stretched out his right hand to turn off the alarm clock on the table.

"Damn, co-authoring it was just a dream, it scared me to death."

Glancing at the alarm clock, it wasn't too late, but He Xiaofan didn't intend to stay in bed, because if his mother came over later and saw him still in bed, there would be nagging.

For He Xiaofan at this age, mother's nagging is simply the scariest thing, they can even start with a trivial matter, and nagging you for two hours without repetition.

Are you terrible?
So, under the supervision of his mother, He Xiaofan developed such a good habit of getting up early.

Get up, wash up, sit at the dining table and wait for breakfast.

He Xiaofan is a very ordinary college student with nothing special about him. If there is anything special about him, it is that he is an out-and-out sister-in-law.

That's right, as a contemporary five-good youth, a three-good student with all-round development in morality, intelligence, physical education, art and labor, He Xiaofan has unknowingly become a qualified sister-in-law.

"Hey, Mom, why didn't sister come back today? She hasn't come home for many days, and you don't care about it." He tapped the bowl with his chopsticks and said.

He Xiaofan's mother, a standard housewife, is almost 50 years old, but she looks like she is only about 40 or [-] years old.

"You, why are you asking your sister all the time? Your sister is much more capable than you, so I need you to worry about it?" He Xiaofan's mother gave him a white look: "You should find a girlfriend first, and take care of your problems for the rest of your life." It’s solved, save us from worrying about you.”

"Hiss~" He Xiaofan disagreed when he heard this: "Mom, I don't agree with what you said. As a younger brother, I worry about my sister. Isn't that a natural thing? There are so many bad guys out there now. A few days ago, I heard from my classmate that his sister was infected with AIDS by a scumbag, what a happy family, it was ruined like this!"

"Go, go, go," He Xiaofan's mother said impatiently, "Also AIDS is coming, hurry up and go to your class, don't ask me about your sister all day long."

"Exactly," He Xiaofan pursed his lips: "If you don't want to say it, don't say it. Who cares?"

After breakfast, He Xiaofan took out his wallet from the drawer, and casually took a book with an unknown name from the bookshelf, checked that he hadn't forgotten his mobile phone, and set off for school without even taking a pen.

Chen Xiaofan feels that the standard of contemporary college students is that they can bring the wrong books, they can not bring a pen, and they can even go to the wrong classroom, but the only thing they can’t forget is their mobile phone!
Otherwise, in the classroom, you can only sleep.

When he arrived in the classroom, He Xiaofan habitually found a seat in the middle corner that was not too far from the front, but not too far back, and sat down.

After many years of observation experience, He Xiaofan learned that if you sit in the front row in class, you will be under the nose of the teacher, and playing with your mobile phone will become extremely inconvenient.

But sitting in the last row will become the focus of the teachers' attention. They will always be picked up by the teacher from time to time. The answers are okay, but the students around them will be sighed and laughed, which is extremely embarrassing.

Therefore, during class, the slightly back corner in the middle of the classroom is the best place to avoid the teacher!
Glancing at the time, there were still 5 minutes before class, He Xiaofan opened QQ and WeChat a little bored, and by the way looked at his sister's QQ business card, sister's QQ zone, and sister's WeChat circle of friends.
Well, as a qualified sister-controller, He Xiaofan spends almost all his spare time 'concerning' about his sister's life.

Sometimes, he even remembers exactly how many likes his sister's QQ business card gained in a day.

It's not that he has a good memory, but that he read it over and over again in his free time, and it's hard to remember it.
If you want to talk about why He Xiaofan became a sister-con, it's actually not that complicated.

Because when he was a child, he had the kind of boyish face that was more popular with girls, and he had a very good relationship with many girls. As a result, this caused the jealousy and exclusion of many other boys.

In middle and high school, this is simply a common phenomenon.

Next, He Xiaofan was always squeezed and bullied by boys, including some school bullies.

However, at this time, the girls who usually walked very close to He Xiaofan basically turned a blind eye to this matter, and in the end it was He Xiaofan's sister who stood up and resolved the matter in a very domineering manner with lightning speed.

Since then, He Xiaofan's personality has become a bit strange, and at the same time, he has gradually become an out-and-out sister-controller.

Just when He Xiaofan was staring at the phone screen boredly, a mechanical voice sounded inexplicably.

"Ding, the installation of the strongest system in the universe is complete."

"Start self-healing mode."

"Ding, the basic function has been repaired"

"Hello host, welcome to the most powerful system in the universe."

He Xiaofan: "..."

He Xiaofan moved a small step to the left in a panic, and looked around the classroom with a confused face. The teacher was still on the podium facing the PPT, reading like a robot, and the students around him were either looking at their mobile phones. It's not that the couple are flirting with each other.

That voice seemed to appear in his brain out of thin air, extremely strange and terrifying.

It's not that He Xiaofan is timid, but it's such a broad daylight, an inexplicable voice can be heard like this, it's really a bit scary, okay?

"Don't be afraid, the host, I am the strongest system from another corner of the universe, and my purpose is to assist you to rule this planet."

"System? The planet King's Landing? What the hell?" He Xiaofan was a little panicked: "Master, I don't want to rule the earth at all, and I have never made such a wish. My wish is world peace. You Hurry up where you came from, where you go back!"

system:"."

"Warning the host, after the system is matched with the host, it is connected with the spirit of the host. Unless the final goal is achieved or the host dies, it cannot be released in any way." The system said coldly.

(End of this chapter)