My super cowardly system

Chapter 52 I. Visiting Relatives
As soon as He Xiaofan walked to the first traffic light, an old lady saw him from the corner of the eye, and immediately greeted him cheerfully, "Hey, isn't this Xiao He? Why is he so beautifully dressed, he is going to meet his girlfriend ?”

He Xiaofan scratched his head and said with a smile: "No, no, today is a matter of work, please be careful when crossing the road, come, I will help you."

"Hehe, good." The old lady shook her head with a smile, and sighed: "Oh, if my little brat is half as relieved as you, my old woman will die immediately, and I will be happy in my heart."

He Xiaofan immediately said with a serious face: "Hey, you are in good health, why do you say those bad things if you have nothing to do, you are a person who wants to live to be a hundred years old, hurry up and tell me bah bah bah, what you said just now is not acceptable Count."

Although her face was covered with wrinkles, the old lady's eyes still smiled into crescent moons: "Hahaha, okay, bah bah bah, when the old lady celebrates my [-]th birthday, I will definitely invite you and your daughter-in-law to a wedding banquet. "

He Xiaofan also smiled: "That's great. If you live to be a hundred years old, I will marry a daughter-in-law. It will be a good thing to have double happiness."

Along the way, He Xiaofan had a pleasant chat with the old lady.

Originally, He Xiaofan wasn't that talkative at first, but in comparison, he belongs to that type of not talkative.

It's just that there are not many old ladies and old men who can't stand it, and there are very few young people who are willing to chat with them, so when they meet "young people" like He Xiaofan who are different from ordinary people, their words There were so many, it drove He Xiaofan to start chatting about things.

He felt that if it wasn't for this task, the self a month ago would never have imagined that one day he would have a good conversation with a group of strange old ladies while crossing the road.

Saying goodbye to the old lady, He Xiaofan didn't continue to search for the mission target, but directly took a taxi and went to the program recording site.

Because time is running out.

When he arrived at the door of the program recording location, Qiu Shiyu was already waiting for him at the door.

He Xiaofan ran over with a briefcase in his arms.

When Qiu Shiyu saw him, her eyes were wide open, as if she had seen a ghost: "You"

He Xiaofan took a few breaths, and said a little embarrassedly: "Well, something happened on the way, I shouldn't be late, right?"

Qiu Shiyu pursed her lips and said, "I'm not late, but your image span is really too big."

He Xiaofan scratched his head with a smile, but didn't speak.

At this time, He Xiaofan noticed that the pedestrians passing by seemed to be pointing at him and discussing something in a low voice.

He and Qiu Shiyu turned on the system's auxiliary mode while walking inside, and the surrounding voices seemed to ring in his ears instantly.

"Wow, who is this person? Isn't he too handsome?"

"I've never seen it before. It should be a new artist discovered by some agency."

"Huh, although the appearance is really good, what's the use? Here, you still have to rely on singing to go far."

He Xiaofan hummed a ditty all the way, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, obviously he was in a great mood.

Qiu Shiyu kept her head down, walking beside He Xiaofan without saying a word.

He Xiaofan turned his head, felt something was wrong, frowned, and asked: "What's wrong with you, why are you blushing so much?"

Qiu Shiyu shook her head, but judging from her expression, it was obvious that she was holding back the discomfort while walking.

In this state, it looks like he is sick.

He Xiaofan thought in his heart that something was wrong, he immediately walked in front of Qiu Shiyu and stopped, and asked: "You don't look like you're okay, tell me if you feel uncomfortable, and don't say anything if you don't want to influence the performance of being on stage. make it worse."

Qiu Shiyu: "..."

He Xiaofan was a little impatient, but no matter how he asked, Qiu Shiyu didn't say anything, so anxious that he almost jumped on the spot.

In the end, there was really no other way, He Xiaofan had no choice but to say: "I'll go tell the director team that you can't be on stage today, and ask them to postpone your recording."

However, when he was about to turn around, Qiu Shiyu grabbed his cuff and refused to let go.

I don't know if it's He Xiaofan's illusion, Qiu Shiyu's face seems to be redder now.

When he was about to ask again, Qiu Shiyu said in a very small voice, "I'm here for relatives."

He Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, but when he saw Qiu Shiyu's delicate red face, he reacted instantly.

It's just that after this reaction, the scene suddenly became awkward.

He Xiaofan almost wanted to cry but couldn't cry, remembering that he was so cool and forced to ask a girl who had relatives, he wished to slap himself just now.

He suppressed his shame, pretended to cough twice, and said, "Then let's go to the lounge to rest."

Qiu Shiyu lowered her head, even her ears turned red, but she still nodded.

After arriving at the lounge, He Xiaofan sat on the sofa on the other side far away from Qiu Shiyu in order to ease the embarrassment, playing with his mobile phone with his head down, sneaking a glance at Qiu Shiyu from time to time to see what she was doing.

In fact, He Xiaofan is no stranger to such things as girls visiting relatives, because there is an older sister who visits relatives 12 times a year, and every time that day comes, the family will become a ghost prison.

That's right, it's a ghost prison.

The elder sister's wails would start almost from the moment of my aunt, and she would wail every few hours, even He Xiaofan's parents couldn't bear her wailing.

In the past, He Xiaofan had never understood his sister's exaggerated shouts.

I have said to my sister many times with a speechless face: Oh, sister, isn't it just an aunt?As for?You see, the uncle and aunt next door complained to the property management about our house again.

However, without saying a word, her sister secretly took He Xiaofan to a store that used electric current to simulate a woman's pregnancy and childbirth.

It is to stick several electrodes on the human stomach and use electric current to stimulate the nerves, which can simulate women's dysmenorrhea and the feeling of giving birth.

The machine has ten levels in total. Levels one to five belong to the pain after a woman comes to the aunt, and levels above six are the pain of a girl after pregnancy and childbirth.

He Xiaofan persisted until the third level, and the veins on his forehead popped up, and when he reached the fourth level, he couldn't bear it anymore.

That is, since then, he has a more intimate understanding of girls as relatives.

Every time some people came to complain about his sister, He Xiaofan would no longer remain silent, but would step forward and reason with the other party Xiaozhi emotionally and rationally.

For example: Everyone is born by a mother, do you know how much it hurts when a woman comes to an aunt?

Another example: Listen to the screams. There is a girl who is fighting for life and death. Not only do you not sympathize, but you report it. Are you worthy of your conscience?
In short, since then, no neighbor has come to trouble He Xiaofan's family because of her sister's screams, and no one has reported it.

(End of this chapter)